By nostringsfunavl. July 18th, 1994, was the day I turned 18: the day I officially became a “man.” It should have been one of the happiest days of my life, but it was anything but. Instead, it was surreal, and all these years later, that day still haunts me. My name is Erwin Chandler Montgomery, and this is my story. I may have woken up an 18-year-old man that day, but I looked anything but. I measured four feet, eleven
Read moreDickless —Part 1 (Adam’s Mom)— I’m back: the Greek Bandit, Master of Ass, Backdoor Man. By now you’ve probably figured out that’s hyperbole. I can’t get inside any girl’s behind at will. ‘Johnny Buttfuck’ is an honorary title only slightly less ironic than Bend-Her-Over, my friends’ oh-so-clever reworking of my last name, Benderson. I have been inside precisely three girls’ backsides: Christine, the modelish beauty; Heather, the buxom waitress; and Jayden, the punkish friend-zoner. But only because a popular movie
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