Our Readers SPH Experiences 267
By Our Readers
This reader is caught in a private moment…
When I am in the mood, I like to jerk off totally naked. One day, I was stripped totally naked, and I was enjoying some me time with my headphones in, and my sister walked in without knocking. I was edging, so I was laying on my bed with my eyes closed, my legs wide open, lightly playing with my penis (I’m a silver member fully hard). I heard something through my headphones, and when I opened my eyes, my sister was standing in the doorway, staring right at me and laughing.
I pulled off my headphones and covered my penis (I only needed one hand), and yelled at her to get out. She gave me the small penis sign and backed out of the room, still laughing. I could hear her laughing on the other side of the door. I skipped dinner because I was so embarrassed. The next day I tried to pretend that nothing had happened, but the second I saw her, she started making the small penis sign and calling me “tiny.” Later, her friends were over, and they were all teasing me too. Clearly, she had not kept my secret.
Another reader’s girl is more honest when she’s drunk…
I’ve been into SPH since 2006 but have never overtly talked about it with her. I call it small/little a lot, and I’m funny with it and she will often laugh. Like a lot of wives/girlfriends, she says it’s the perfect size for her. Occasionally, she’ll break the myth and call it small or little under the influence of alcohol.
We were drinking the other night, fooling around while watching TV, and of course, I was insulting my little prong. Eventually, we took it to the bedroom, and I enjoyed her and ate her to a good orgasm. I was then rubbing my dick to make sure it was hard enough to fuck her. She said, “Stick that little dick in my pussy and fuck me!” She’s more honest when drinking!
Meanwhile, this reader gets pantsed…
Not too long ago, my wife and I were hanging out with a buddy of mine and his wife. At one point, we decided to walk across the street to our neighbor’s house. He was in his garage, working on something like he always was. Great guy and a great neighbor. His wife has commented on his cock and how she has to have it multiple times per week. We all went over, standing around chatting, when my buddy walked behind me and yanked my sweats down. Childish, yeah, but always funny.
I didn’t have underwear on, so there I was, naked with my small penis out there for everyone to see. We all had a chuckle, but I could tell my wife was probably more embarrassed than I was.
The next day, she and I were talking, and she asked me if I was embarrassed, to which I said no. I asked her if she was embarrassed by the size of my penis, especially knowing what our neighbor’s wife says about his penis. She said a little, and then, through some more conversation, it came out that she wished my cock was a little bigger. The good news is now when we have sex, we can verbalize her desire for a bigger dick. I still can’t make her cum from just penetration, but she definitely gets wetter when I ask her if she wants a bigger dick inside of her.
So, win/win, I guess? I asked her if she wanted to know how big our neighbor’s cock was. She joked that maybe next time, someone could yank his pants down so she could have a look. The thing is, I know he has a thing for my wife, and if she were up to it, he would jump at the opportunity to have sex with my wife.
While this female reader enjoys the power she has over little dick men…
I have always been a bit of a sadist, finding pleasure in other people’s pain and discomfort. So when my friend suggested we visit a nude beach, I was more than eager to go. The thought of seeing naked bodies, some too old and wrinkled, was hilarious to me.
As we arrived at the beach, I quickly stripped off my clothes and basked in the warmth of the sun. I couldn’t help but smirk at the sight of other people’s bodies, some saggy and unappealing. Not gonna lie, some guys had 9-inch tasty-looking cocks, but I was too shy to approach them😂. But my amusement was short-lived when a middle-aged man approached me.
He started bitching about something, but I wasn’t really listening. All I could focus on was the fact that his cock was literally 1.5 inches long. I tried my best to hold back my laughter, but it was impossible. Tears were streaming down my face as I pointed at his tiny manhood and laughed uncontrollably.
The man’s face turned red with embarrassment as he backed away, clearly ashamed of his inadequacy. But I couldn’t stop laughing. It was too hilarious. I almost died from laughing, my stomach ached, and my cheeks hurt. The man just stood there, looking defeated, as if I had crushed his manhood.
I could see the tears welling up in his eyes, and for a moment, I felt a twinge of guilt. But then I remembered who I was: a sadistic girl who took pleasure in other people’s misery. I don’t care if that makes me a bad person; it’s just who I am, and people are either going to accept it or they won’t. I don’t give a fuck 😇
I couldn’t help but revel in the moment, feeling powerful and in control.
The man quickly retreated, covering himself with a towel, and I continued to laugh, not caring about the people around me. They probably thought I was crazy, but I didn’t care. I had just witnessed a man’s ego being shattered, and it was the most satisfying feeling.
As I calmed down, I couldn’t help but wonder what the man’s reaction would have been if I had complimented him on his size. Would he have felt validated and confident? Or would he have thought it was a cruel joke? I guess I’ll never know. But one thing is for sure: I will never forget that day at the nude beach and the power I felt in reducing a grown man to tears with just a few laughs.
This reader had murder on the dance floor…
I was out dancing with some friends, who, at the time, had gone to grab some drinks. Feeling good, I just kind of awkwardly stayed on the dance floor with my drink and dancing solo. A group of girls stopped nearby, and one girl who seemed like she was feeling the moment came up and started dancing with me. We were having a good time when, after a few minutes, and turned around and started to grind on me. Not 30 seconds after this, she b-lined straight away to her friend group, and almost immediately, everybody started laughing and walked away. That’s when I knew not only was I a member of the small dick club, but I found it so hot. All (if I remember correctly) five of them knew my dick was small and found joy in the situation.
Another reader shaved his pubes to make it look bigger…
Got a new body trimmer, so I tried it out tonight and realized it wasn’t so much trimming as shaving almost bare. So I had to continue and shave neck to balls basically bare. My wife heard me say, “Oh shit,” when I realized and asked if I was going to be a naked mole rat, to which I responded, “I don’t know. We will see.”
She left to relax while I finished up. Seeing a possible opportunity, I got dressed and walked out to the living room, and said, “Welcome to the optical illusion show where you will see a small penis turn into…”
I pulled my pants down, exposing my completely bare penis and balls. My penis was still soft, and my balls pulled up almost inside me. I paused for effect and said, “A big penis!”
While simultaneously, my wife said, “Still a small penis.”
I looked at her, and she smiled. “No,” I said, “It looks bigger with no hair, right?”
She laughed out loud and said, “No. it’s a tiny penis… A micropenis.”
I stared her down, penis and balls still in full view. “I’m not micro.”
“A fun-sized penis, then.”
We both laughed at her comment. “That’s a good one,” I said.
“Right!! It’s a baby penis… Half of a real penis… A pencil dick… A little bitty shrimpy man-clit,” she said, holding up her fingers with half an inch of space.
“No, love. Definitely not a baby penis. I know I’m not that small.”
“No, but fun-sized was pretty good, right?” she said, lifting up her hand for a high five.
“Yes, it was,” I said high fiving her.
She flicked my penis with her finger, and it grew almost instantly. “Seriously, though. You don’t think it looks better and bigger when it’s shaved?” I asked.
With me now full hard, she said, “All dicks look funny regardless of size. Most women would say your penis is really funny because you’re so small.”
“What? Does an 8-inch cock look funny?” I asked.
“It does. But a little silver member dicklette looks funnier.” She smiled, holding her hands out 5 inches past my dick.
“I’m a Bronze member, you know, just below average. I’m not a not silver member loser,” I said.
She frowned. “OK, baby, sure. Whatever your little fun-sized penis thinks he is.”
I wanted to probe a little more. I said, “You said my dick was good and that you don’t want anything bigger.”
“No. I said your dick was fine, and I don’t need bigger because I’m married now. Doesn’t mean I don’t want it.”
“Oh, yeah? What would make having something longer like that better?”
“Well, for one,” my wife said. “I could feel it deep inside me, and I could feel more than a pencil inside me not stretching me at all.”
That was the first time she’s said something that specific and it surprised me. “Well, I’m sorry, love, but it looks like you get a fun-sized dick forever!” I said.
“I know. And I still love you and your little fun-sized penis. It’s a little cute to me.”
And with that we started watching a show and then went to bed.
Meanwhile, this reader has the best night of his life…
A few years back, I worked at a restaurant where of course, everybody was fucking each other. We had a lot of beautiful girls of all different races working there. Latinas, PAWGS, black girls, Asians—everyone. And almost every girl there had a FAT ASS and titties to match.
We would often eat at Waffle House after closing on weekends, and one night, I was the only guy there with three of my pretty female coworkers. They shared girl-talk stories of hooking up with other dudes there, and apparently, they were all packing. One of the girls vividly shared a story about how one guy was thick and 8 inches and how she loved the feeling of getting stretched out and filled by his big cock. She had massive titties and spoke about how she could titty fuck him, and his tip would fully reach her mouth.
“I swear black guys are just gifted,” she said.
“It’s true! BBC is no myth,” they laughed.
As they laughed, they turned on me, as I was mostly just listening and didn’t have much to say. “So… Is it true what they say about Asian guys? Do you have a little dick?” one of them giggled.
I blushed bright red, knowing, at least for me, it was completely true. I was already throbbing sitting next to three hot girls and listening to them talk about sex. But I tried to play it off and stammered. “Uh um… I’m about average. I can’t say anyone has ever complained.”
One of them interjected and called my bluff, saying there was no way I was more than a silver member of the small dick club and that everyone knew Asian guys have the smallest dicks. Another said there was no way the stereotype was real, but everyone was curious.
We had all been smoking prior and were vehemently high since it was late. They teased me and suggested if I had a big meaty dick, I should prove them wrong. My stomach dropped, and I walked with them into one of their cars, beet red and embarrassed but stiff as a rock nonetheless. As they teased me and eagerly urged me to take it off, I pulled off my work pants and revealed to them the entirety of my gold member punisher, stiff to the point of pulsating and already leaking pre-cum. Exposed in front of my three hot coworkers, I looked at my little dicklette as they burst into maniacal laughter and covered their mouths in pity and shock.
“Oh my God, you poor baby, it IS true! You have a widdle, babydick,” one of them jokingly pouted as she put up her pinky.
I stood there in silence, and they shared jokes and compared my skinny little dick to a lighter and chapstick. My dick was throbbing harder, and finding it hard to hide how much I enjoyed it. It escalated to the point where they wanted to see me cum, and I ended up jerking off in front of my hot friends, no longer able to hide my pleasure. I came hard and squirted thick, white ropes onto the ground as they watched in amusement and disbelief.
I think about this night often, and word spread around work soon after. Some of the girls would even start calling me ‘Mr. Babydick,’ and I would never get away with flirting with any new girls without them hearing about my tiny dick from everyone else soon after
While this reader has a threesome…
Once, I was at a party with a male friend. I knew he had a huge dick from showers after football. Well, as we were at the party, I met a girl, and after some flirting, the conversation got to sex. She mentioned she always wanted a threesome with two guys. My hung male friend and I talked about this scenario and agreed we would be OK if it was us two and a girl. I told her that I had a friend that would be willing. Well, after some introductions, we went to her place and got straight to it.
They started kissing, and I pulled down her pants and started licking her pussy. As I was licking her, she pulled out my friend’s cock and exclaimed how big it was, and started sucking it. At this point, I knew my small silver member dick would not get the same reaction. And when we switched places with my friend, she almost laughed at me. She sucked me for about a minute before telling me to go back to licking her pussy as she sat at my face and told my friend to fuck her.
I was like that for at least twenty minutes before my friend came, and she made me eat his jizz from her pussy, and I came from it. Then she just laughed at me and told me to put on my clothes and get out. I was so embarrassed after that, but it was also the best feeling I have ever felt.
This reader gets a nickname for his little fella…
So, this was a while back, but I wanted to mention it. So when I was first meeting with my girlfriend, we were talking on the phone and through text. Long story short, we start having phone sex, and it gets time to send her a dick pic. I kind of made a couple jokes about having a small dick, which she laughed at, but I was really hoping she wasn’t expecting too much. I am a silver member of the small dick club. So I know I ain’t impressive. So, I end up sending a pic.
When she sees, I hear an audible “AWWWWWW… It’s so cute!”
I’m a little thrown back and with a mixture of being turned on and being kind of insulted, and a little embarrassed. I asked her what she meant by that. She just said that it was really cute and a nice dick. I asked if she thought it was small, but she avoided the question and basically said, “Oh, I don’t care about size, ya know, the big ones really hurt, and so your size is perfect.”
Basically telling me all the cliches. At this point, my ego has definitely been bruised, but also kind of turned on. From this point on, she basically started referring to my dick as “cute cock.” I asked her if she told that to every guy, and she kind of laughed and said, “No, they were much bigger.”
Another reader gets some smack from his girlfriend’s mother…
My background: I am a 30-year-old, 6’1” tall Caucasian male who’s a Bronze Member of the small dick club bone-pressed.
Their background: I have a somewhat recent FWB. She’s Filipina, maybe 5’2” tall, pretty petite, 26 years old, and an only child. She lives with her mother in a small house as they both share the rent. Her mother had her when she was 16, so she’s 42 years old and, to be honest, is just about as attractive as her daughter, although she’s maybe an inch or two shorter.
My FWB’s father walked away from them when she was 10 so it has just been them living together. Her mother is fully Filipina, and although my FWB was born in the Philippines, she has been in America since she was 6. As such, her mother is very FOB but still speaks good English. They both have a strong relationship with each other and are laid back and her mother, in particular, has no filter, which I’ve experienced just hanging out at their place. My FWB knows I’m into SPH but isn’t really comfortable practicing it on me.
The story: The first time I went to their house, my FWB’s mother was very complimentary of me, calling me “cute white boy” and “Justin Bieber.” The second time I went to their house and hooked up, my FWB and I went to my FWB’s room, closed the door, and she got on her knees and started giving a hand job in the middle of the room. The house is small, so it’s hard to believe her Mom wouldn’t know what we were doing, but she walked in on us, apologized, and then left.
The next day, my FWB, knowing I like SPH, texted me that her Mom told her that she always thought American Men would be big down there but was surprised by my size. A few days later, my FWB also texted me that when I’m not around, her Mom now refers to me as “one-hander,” as she says that my FWB’s hand pretty much filled the shaft portion of my penis.
About a month goes by of a few more hookups and I don’t really hear more about this. Then, one night, I’m at their place, and my FWB goes to the bathroom, so it’s just her mother and I (me in the living room and her in the kitchen). She randomly says to me, “You know [name of FWB] doesn’t mind being with men who have small dicks because she hasn’t given birth yet.”
I had no idea how to respond, but it definitely turned me on.
Meanwhile, this reader gets in on the fun…
When my ex and I first started dating, we waited a little bit before we started fooling around. After a little while, we started oral and hand stuff, and then my ex started wanting to sext. She started asking for dick pics (I am a silver member of the small dick club). I was really excited because I thought she found my penis sexy. After about a month of dick pics and videos of me trying to do the helicopter, I found out why she wanted the pics.
One of her friends made a comment when we were hanging out, “He does look like he’d be tiny,” and I realized she had been showing them my dick.
She and about 4 other friends were in a group chat where she was showing them my penis, or lack of penis. When we got back to her place, she let me read the chat. They were all so cruel and degrading about my size. I was humiliated. I refused to talk to her for about a week, but then, when we started talking again, I realized how turned on I was.
We dated for another few months, and I continued to send her dick pics. This time, she’d show me the screenshots of her friend’s responses. What a time.
Our last reader gets off reading a review of his dick online…
Several years ago, when I was 26, I went on a couple dates with a 29-year-old woman. We had pretty frank and raunchy text conversations, in which I told her I had a small penis humiliation fetish, among other things. We ended up hooking up, but I decided I wasn’t that into her. After I let her know, she sent me a link to a post she wrote about me on her sex blog. Her entry included this description of my dick:
‘Stumpy is the only way to accurately describe his penis. If it were a finger, it would be the thumb. I was impressed that he had some idea what it looked like, though. Most guys have no idea where they fall on the penis spectrum. It was, indeed, thick but, unfortunately, very short. As if he had taken a normal, nice cock and truncated an inch or two from the base. Flaccid, his penis is truly tiny. It didn’t even hang. It just rested on the cushion of his small balls. To be honest, it looked more like a clit than a dick.’
I was taken aback at the full extent of the post analyzing our interactions, but I definitely get off reading this description.
*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech.