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Chapter 6: A Kruel and Kinky journey

On a quiet street in the suburbs sometime around 5pm, two very unhappy, very embarrassed and very naked people were running down the sidewalk. They sprinted behind a tree as they both cursed their stupidity.

They could’ve waited for her neighbor, but noooooo, He had to convince her to run through the city to her friend’s place of employment. Now clad in nothing but their hands and a massive blush on their faces, they looked around as they hid behind the tree.

“Ok…on 3.

One.

Two.

THREE!”

He ran with his hands covering his small dick and she ran after him covering her breasts and vag. They hid behind several things. A mailbox. Several bushes. A bus stop. Even behind lawn furniture.

Miraculously, no one saw them yet. But still, Rina was panicking. How could this have happened. She’d never been naked outside her house. Now her big bubbly pale moon was out in plain sight in the middle of the day.

The breeze hitting every part of her was a feeling that caused her to be even more aware that she was naked in public. Her heart was beating at a mile a minute at the thought of someone seeing her in the all-together.

She was close to crying, but Diego was just determined. He was humiliated sure, but he was calm and collected. “How are you so calm at this point?” she asked him, while shivering with her hands wrapped herself.

“Oh, I’m panicking internally. Panicking externally doesn’t help that much. Besides, THANKS TO YOU, I’m used to this. So it lost most of its impact.”

As they hid behind a billboard, he saw her curl up in to a fetal position as she started to panic. “What? You’re already giving up? It’s almost like you couldn’t take what you routinely dish out…”

“But…but…this couldn’t’ve be this bad, right? Was this what you really went through?”

“YES!!” he screamed at her.

“WHAT!? DO YOU THINK I TELEPORTED BACK!? I HAD TO RUN ALL THE WAY THROUGH TOWN!”

Rina looked like she was having an existential crisis. She shakily got up to her feet and looked into Diego’s eyes like she begging for mercy. As if he could stop her from doing this.

“I…I didn’t think it would be….I had no idea…I’m so sorry.”

Diego simply sighed and looked away from her saying, “Well unless you can magically get our clothes back, then forgive me if your apology isn’t exactly accepted yet.”

She started to tear up as he said that. “Ugh….Just come on. The cost is clear. Let’s get there before your neighbor leaves for home.”

He grabbed her hand and pulled her along. As he did, she seemed to stop crying.

” Thank goodness, I was getting sick of her whining. ”

They hid behind a bush and Diego realized that if they were to get to her neighbor, he’d need to calm her down.

“Ok, Rina. Listen. You need to stay calm. If you want to reduce the risk of use getting caught just stay calm and stay close, got it?”

Rina was unresponsive.

“Rina. Are you listening?”

“Y…you’re holding my hand…”

He looked at his hand wrapped in hers. He saw the blush on her face and immediately let go of it. Grunting as he realized what he was doing. “Just stay close!”

They ran further as Diego subtly looked at his hand. For some reason it felt cold now. He shook that thought from his head and they continued into the city proper. Diego felt anxious as he realized this was the same part of town as his earlier streak back home.

It wasn’t as crowded as that day, but there were still some people. As they both walked and hid, they saw a crowd exit a bar. The only cover was in a construction site, thankfully not being worked on at the moment, that had several steel support beams holding up the beginnings of whatever building this would be.

They were close to two of them, but they were so thin that if either Diego and Rina moved a single inch out of cover, they’d be spotted but it was also wide enough to hide their butts from view. What’s more, they were rather close together so it was a tight squeeze to get in.

Now, the smart thing to do here if you and another person found yourselves in this highly improbable scenario would be to face away from each other, so that you, not only, wouldn’t see each other naked, decreasing the awkwardness of the situation, but it also allow both of you to be able to hold on to the support beams for support and still have the ability to peek out to see if the cost was clear.

Yeah…in their panic to find cover, they ended up getting into position while facing each other. They had to wrap their arms around the other beam and each other for support. So while Diego looked towards Rina’s side, Rina looked past Diego’s side.

They both had to trust each other in order to prevent them both from being spotted. Diego was not a fan of being so close together. She was so close to him that he could feel how soft she was and how warm she was and how good she smelled and-

” DOWN! BAD! THOUGHTS!! ” he angrily thought to himself.

” Ugh, I can’t believe this. Well, I can at least take solace in the fact she hates me too, so this whole thing won’t take too long. ”

That’s when he felt her bury her head in his neck. Was she nuzzling him? “God no….why? This is so awkward, is she only doing this to tease me more or to win me over? Cause if it’s the latter…it won’t work. No sir. I’m too strong willed…for that.”

As she nuzzled him, he got a face full of her hair. It still smelled like the strawberry shampoo she was using in the shower. At that moment, Rina stopped and angrily whispered, “Did you just sniff my hair, you pervert?”

“No!” said Diego in a similarly angry whisper.

“I’m pretty sure you just sniffed my hair.”

“Your hair is all up in my face, what am I supposed to do, hold my breath!?”

“At least be more subtle…”

“Says the woman whose currently rubbing her head against me like a cat.”

“I-…i-it’s cramped in here ok?”

“Surreeee….”

Rina looked away puffing out her cheeks.

“Do you see anyone behind me?” he asked trying to change the subject.

“Huh?…Uh yeah…I do.”

“Ok, there’s no one behind you at the moment.”

They both stood there for a bit longer, before Diego asked her again.

She responded that there still was. He took a risk and looked behind him. No one. He looked at Rina with a stern look on his face.

“Oh…heh, they just left. Let’s go.”

They both struggled to squeeze themselves out of their hiding spot, but they eventually did, falling to the ground on top of each other.

They looked at each other, wondering why this kind of thing was happening to them. Diego decided to tease her about this new position.

“Heh, this time I’m on top of you.”

Rina blushed red and smacked Diego across the face. He rubbed his cheek as he rolled off of her.

As they both got to their feet, he called her out for that. “Ow! Alright, geez. Pick a lane here, do you like being close or not?”

“Do you?” She said, with a smug look on her face.

Before Diego could truly absorb that question, a few people saw them from behind.

“Woah…are they naked?”

“Such huge asses. Let’s get a closer look!”

They panicked and ran off, ducking into an alleyway. Diego recognized this as the alleyway near the park he streaked through. Still littered with trash. But no boxes this time. Guess recyclables were picked up recently.

They hid behind a pile of trash bags and assessed their situation. They started to get worried. Rina saw a nearby clock display on a shop across the street. It was 6 pm. If they dawdled too long, Rina’s neighbor would leave for home, making this whole journey pointless.

“We need some cover.” said Rina, not willing to go any further with only her hands as cover.

Diego looked around and saw nothing useful. “Got any ideas?”

Rina looked out and saw a thrift store with some of their stock outside the store. “I got it. We sneak over there to that store over there, get some clothes and then we just run directly to the dealership.”

“And then we get arrested, because we just SHOPLIFTED. Great idea. True brilliance on your part.”

“I’m sure they won’t miss it. Someone didn’t want it in the first place anyway. Besides, once we got our actual clothes back I’d go back and pay for them.”

“Any other ideas?” he asked, clutching his temples.

She stroked her chin for a bit and then had another idea. “What if we wait for an unsuspecting couple and yank em into the alley and just “borrow” their clothes for a bit.”

Diego narrowed his eyes as he asked, “Borrow their clothes?”

“Yeah, then we just walk to the dealership with no problems.”

“Oh by “borrow”, you mean mug them. We’re going to mug people for their clothes.”

“NO, BORROW THEM. It’s completely different.”

He let out a big sigh. “Explain to me in 10 words or less, why that isn’t worse than just shoplifting.”

After a bit of thought, Rina replied with, “So does that mean you like my shoplifting plan better?”

“NO!” he screamed out.

A couple of people across the street turned to look at them at that, but they both ducked behind the garbage once more and eventually they were gone.

Rina then in a whisper told him, “Well I don’t see you coming up with any ideas.”

“There’s nothing here but garbage and I can’t think of anything that won’t involve us breaking the law, getting utterly humiliated or both.”

“Diego, that ship has sailed. We’re both naked in public and even just sitting here, we’re breaking the law. The least we could do is cover our naughty bits so we might be in less trouble should we get caught.”

He really wanted to argue with her on that, but then he just sighed, knowing she had a point. That’s when Rina tapped him on the shoulder.

“What?”

“Look.”

He looked behind him and saw…a crime scene?

It was obvious a murder or some other similar crime took place here. As there was a lot of crime scene tape. Whatever happened here was rather grisly as there was even a chalk outline. Diego looked at this and then turned to Rina.

“That’s kinda scary.”

“It is…but it’s also our ticket to cover.”

“How so?”

A few minutes later, Diego and Rina walked out of the alleyway. A few people saw them but other than some rather strange looks, they didn’t really react. They thought it was a new fashion statement or something.

While they still were a little embarrassed it was better than being naked. Though Diego didn’t see it like that. Mainly because Rina and him were now wrapped in crime scene tape from the aforementioned crime scene.

This made him very paranoid and rather disheartened. Not only did some victim now have the potential to not get the justice they deserved but now they committed a worse crime than public nudity. Contaminating a crime scene.

To say he was in low spirits would be an understatement. “I can just see it now. “Here lies Diego Vasquez. Beaten to death by his thug of a cellmate after he discovered that his only crime was public nudity and contaminating a crime scene.””

“Well, aren’t you Mr. Positive?”

“Rina, name me ONE positive thing about this scenario.”

“We have each other?” she said leaning close to him and winking at him.

…

“Again, name me ONE positive thing about this scenario.”

Rina growled a bit at that and turned away from him. But just as they were just about to get to an intersection, Diego grabbed on to her arm in a panic to keep her from continuing.

“Ow! Diego what the he-”

He then covered her mouth to keep her quiet as he looked like he saw a ghost. “Oh god, It’s her!”

“Who?”

He pointed to a woman in a security uniform. It was “Officer” Connie! “We gotta go before she-”

Too late. She saw both of them wearing nothing but crime scene tape wrapped around their naughty zones. “HEY, YOU TWO!”

“RINA, COME ON!”

“WAIT, DI-”

He covered her mouth before she could say her name. He yanked her by the arm as he dragged her into another garbage filled alley way. But the speed in which he was dragging Rina caused both of their crime scene tape covers to unravel, eventually leaving them as nude as they once were.

As they both hid behind more smelly garbage (this is quite a disgusting part of town, huh?) Diego started to shiver. He hoped she didn’t see him. Diego sat there with her hand still covering Rina’s mouth. She was rather upset at him for doing this.

So in order to get him to remove his hand from her mouth, she licked it.

“Ok, I think we’re fine. As long as neither of us make any noi- EWWW!”

He yanked his hand away in disgust at the rather childish way she got him to do that. Unfortunately, that “EWWW!” caused Connie to peek into the alley way. Diego ducked behind Rina in hopes that she didn’t see him.

Rina tried to duck but Connie saw her first. “Hey you! The woman behind the garbage bags!”

Rina looked around pretending that she didn’t know who she meant. But Connie wasn’t buying it as she approached her.

Diego pleaded to Rina in a whisper. “Please, get her away some how. If she sees even a single inch of me, I’m a goner. She has it out for me.”

Rina then covered him with a few of the bags. He hoped she could get Connie away before he suffocated from the horrid smell.

“Good evening miss. What was all the rush about?”

“What rush? I’m just here behind this random pile of trash. As one does normally, you know?”

“Yes, yes. That’s a rather…low cut outfit you got there.”

“Heh…yeah, it’s just so warm out here so, I had to wear a very low cut top…gotta let the girls breathe a little you know. But not too much you know. Gotta keep em covered, like a good girl. You know, hehe…”

She subtly crossed her arms over her chest in hopes that she wouldn’t realize there was no top or even bottoms. She had a smile she hoped would make her look more innocent, but a blush that betrayed that innocence.

“Uh-huh…right. Was there a guy with you just now? A guy with black hair and a rather tan complexion. He may or may not have the tiniest little cock you’ve ever seen.”

This caused Rina to try and hold in laughter as she tried desperately not to upset Diego, who was giving her a very ugly look from under the garbage bags. “Nope….pffff…haven’t seen him.”

Despite her joke, Connie immediately got a stone faced expression on her face as she raised her sunglasses to met Rina’s eyes. Rina immediately got quiet and started to get uneasy. She then lowered her sunglasses again and said, “You are aware that harboring a fugitive is against the law, right?”

Rina’s eyes went wide as she started to panic. “Oh…well, good thing I’m not doing that. Yup just sitting here in this dirty alley with this pile of garbage. Right where I belong.”

“You got that right…” Diego muttered in response, to which Rina gently elbowed him for.

“Did I hear something just now?”

“Nope.”

“No, there’s something underneath that garbage. Something black and fuzzy…”

As Rina hit Diego, the garbage bags moved, with one of them falling to reveal his hair. “Oh…that! That’s just my…dog. Yup, just my dog. No one- er, nothing else.”

“That’s a dog?”

“Yup. He’s such a good boy. Aren’t you Dieg- I mean….Dieoggie.”

“Smoooth…” snarked Diego in a whisper as he rolled his eyes.

“He’s such a good doggy, isn’t he?” she said, patting his head a little roughly for that comment.

Connie was silent for a bit, but eventually she said, “Does he bite?”

“Nope. In fact you can pet him if you want.”

“Rina, what the f-”

“Shhhh…it’s ok boy. He’s a bit shy so be gentle.”

Connie reached her hand and pat the hairy black furry spot that Rina was trying to pass off as a dog but was in fact Diego’s head. “Aww…you know this does feel like a good doggy…”

Rina smiled and Diego felt a sense of relief.

“…Too bad I know that this right here is a BAD BOY!”

She then grabbed Diego’s hair and yanked upwards as hard as she could. Making him stand up right in front of her.

“OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!”

As he came face to face with Connie once more, Diego gulped and had a smile that tried to convey innocence. Much like Rina’s it failed. “…Hi Officer…How goes it huh? Stop any evil jaywalkers lately? Heh….”

He then realized he was baring himself to her and slammed his hands down to his crotch. “I knew I’d see you around here again. But I didn’t think you’d be exhibiting yourself again! You pathetic little pervert. I’ll finally get reinstated for this, I just know it.”

That’s when Rina stood up to try and stop her. “Please officer, you got it all wrong, he’s not to blame for this, I-”

Rina was interrupted by Connie gasping as she saw Rina’s everything. She covered herself as she realized her mistake.

“I see what’s going on here. You convinced your little girlfriend to run around flaunting herself with you. You freak. Keep your fetishes in the bedroom where you both belong.”

“Look, Officer you have it all wrong! She’s not my girlfriend. Hell at this point I wouldn’t even call her my friend.”

“Doesn’t matter what you call her. To me, she’s your accomplice.”

“You’re not an actual cop anymore. You can’t arrest us!”

Connie looked him dead in the eye and said, “No…but I can hold you both here till the real ones show up.”

She then took a couple of zip ties out of her pocket. “Hands behind your back, you two.”

“Connie please, this is all just a big misunderstanding! We aren’t streaking for fun we-”

“HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK, NOW!”

She reached for her taser and pointed it at Diego, point blank. That’s when, in a fit of desperation, he hoped that lightning could strike twice.

“Officer! Someone is robbing the store you’re supposed to be guarding!”

“Yeah, I’m not falling for that again.”

She grabbed Diego by the shoulders and was about to zip tie his hands together. Rina then tried her luck. “No, he’s telling the truth! Look! He’s about to break a window.”

“DO YOU BOTH THINK I’M A MORON!? I AM NOT FALLING FOR THAT HALF BAKED EXCU-”

Just then, all 3 of them heard the sound of glass breaking and an alarm blaring. Someone in a ski mask was blatantly stealing something off of a mannequin front of a fancy clothing store. He saw Connie look in his direction and bolted off.

The “Officer” then turned to Diego and Rina and back towards the direction of the thief and growled in frustration. “YOU TWO STAY RIGHT THERE! I’LL BE BACK FOR YOU!”

She then sprinted off in hopes of catching this thief and not losing yet another security job. Diego and Rina sighed in relief and sat their naked butts back on the ground. “That was too close.” exclaimed Rina.

“Yeah, thanks for that. It’s a good thing that thief was there…”

“Yeah…that was lucky…”

Both of them were stunned at that bit of serendipity. But then Diego said, “Seriously? Your dog? That’s the best you could come up with?”

“I panicked ok!?”

“Ugh…well, at least we’re not being arrested…yet.”

“Yet!? God why do you have to be so negative?”

“Rina, please. Let’s just get to the dealership and we can finally get each other out of our lives.”

“No.”

“No!? What do you mean no?”

“I’m not your friend, remember? Why is my friend going to help someone who hates me, hmm?”

“Are you really going to be a bitch about this? You’re the whole reason this is happening, remember? You owe me for this, alright?”

“I owe you nothing! You OWE me for saving your giant keister from being arrested there.”

“With pure luck on MY part. You just so happened to have went along with it and we lucked out on my lie becoming real somehow. And where do you get off calling my keister giant? That massive moon of yours is big enough to cause an eclipse if you stood up.”

Rina then crossed her arms and turned away from him. Both her and Diego stewed in silence for a bit. Eventually, Rina nudged Diego. “OW. What now?”

“You know what, stop doing that.”

“Doing what?”

“Stop tickling my leg, you pervert.”

“Tickling your leg? Rina both of my hands are in front of me.”

“Oh yeah, then why do I feel something tickling m-”

Rina stopped mid-sentence as she looked at her leg and saw a cockroach on her leg. She turned pale as her breath hitched and her eyes bugged out of her skull. At which point she screamed and jumped a good 6 feet in the air.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!”

She then rolled around on the ground, kicking her legs and panicking as she tried to get the bug away from her. “BUG! THERE’S A BIG NASTY BUG! IT TOUCHED ME! OH GOD NO! KILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLIT!”

“Rina! RINA CALM DOWN! YOU’RE GONNA ATTRACT ATTENTION!”

“ITTOUCHEDMEITTOUCHEDMEITTOUCHEDME! KILLIIIIIIIIT!!!”

“RINA! QUIET DOWN!”

She was inconsolable. Diego saw a discarded 2×4 and knew what he had to do to keep Rina from making so much noise. He took it and raised it above his head and with a mighty THWAK the screaming stopped.

Diego looked at the remains of the annoying pest that was causing such a ruckus and stomped on it further, just to make sure that it was truly dead.

“Ew…got it all over my foot.”

He then turned to Rina who was still curled up in a fetal position as the crushed remains of the cockroach laid twitching on the ground. “IT TOUCHED ME…IT TOUCHED MY BARE FLESH…I MIGHT BE POISONED, THEY’LL HAVE TO AMPUTATE MY LEG…I MIGHT TURN INTO A ROACH.”

“Rina enough, the big bad cockroach is gone, see?”

He then showed her the 2×4 with a bit of the roach’s guts on it and she recoiled as tried to get away from it. He then tossed it away.

“Ok, now that I can think without someone screaming in my ear, I’m sure there has to be something around here that can- OW!”

Diego was smacked across the ass as she stood back up. “The hell was that for!?”

“Why did you shove his guts back into my face!?”

“To prove that it was dead! Incidentally, you’re welcome.”

“For what?”

“KILLING IT, LIKE YOU BEGGED ME TO!”

“FINE. Thanks for killing the bug…and causing me to hide in so many disgusting alleyways!”

“What!? Would you rather be seen naked by everyone or have to face one tiny little cockroach?”

“I’D RATHER HAVE GONE WITH MY PLAN OF STEALING THE CLOTHES!”

“Of course you would. Once a clothes stealer, always a clothes stealer.”

“HEY, AT LEAST IT WAS AN IDEA! I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU COME UP WITH A SINGLE ONE THUS FAR OTHER THEN THIS STUPID WALK TO THE DEALERSHIP!”

“WE’D STILL BE OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE, ANNOYING THE ABSOLUTE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER, NOT THAT YOU AREN’T DOING THAT TO ME RIGHT NOW!”

“WE HAD A GOOD THING GOING WITH THE CRIME SCENE TAPE!”

“YOU KNOW WHERE WE’D GO WITH THAT!? PRISON! OUR FINGERPRINTS ARE ALL OVER A CRIME SCENE! OF COURSE GIVEN YOUR TRACK RECORD, I’M SURE YOU’VE SEEN THE INSIDE OF A JAIL CELL BEFORE! BUT I WOULD LOVE NOT TO BREAK ANYMORE LAWS, THANK YOU!”

“OH GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE! YOU’RE NOT EXACTLY INNOCENT IN THIS WHOLE THING EITHER!”

“PLEASE ELABORATE, HOW AM I AT FAULT FOR ANY OF THIS!?”

“I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE DATE TO MAKE UP FOR MY ACTIONS AND YOU JUST HAD TO ATTEMPT TO TAKE YOUR REVENGE AND BE A BIG BABY ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING! TWO WRONGS DON’T MAKE A RIGHT, YOU KNOW.”

“YOU’VE DONE ME ABOUT 20 WRONGS FOR THE PAST 3 DAYS AND I DO ONE THING TO YOU AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT’S MY FAULT THAT YOU TACKLED ME OUT THE DOOR INSTEAD OF TAKING YOUR COMEUPPANCE LIKE A RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING!?”

“YOU COULD’VE JUST BEEN NICE AND CIVIL AND WE COULD’VE BEEN HAPPILY IN LOVE TOGETHER IN A CANDLIT KITCHEN INSTEAD OF YOU BEING A BIG BABY WITH A BABY DICK!”

“YEAH, IT MAKES SENSE WHY YOU HAVE A GIANT ASS, CAUSE YOU’RE CURRENTLY BEING A MASSIVE ONE RIGHT NOW!”

“SCREW YOU! I DON’T NEED YOU, I’M SO CLOSE TO THE DEALERSHIP I CAN SPIT AND HIT IT FROM HERE!”

Diego sighed, trying to calm himself and Rina down. “Ok hold on! Let’s just think about this rationally. We need a better plan get to the stupid dealership, so we can get some stupid clothes from your stupid friend.”

“She’s not stupid!”

“If she’s your friend, she has to be!”

Rina then smacked him upside the head. “ENOUGH!” he screamed at her.

Just as Diego was about to tackle her down, he noticed something about this particular alleyway. He saw a piece of graffiti of a smiling crocodile. A calling card for a certain gang that had a stranglehold over this part of Small Town.

He started to sweat as he realized that both he and Rina were in grave danger. “We gotta go. Now!”

“Fine, good luck! I’m going my own way. Don’t follow me.”

“No wait! Rina don’t go down the alleyway!”

“Watch me!” said Rina as she walked further into the alley way, shaking her butt slightly to tease Diego a bit more.

“RINA! SERIOUSLY, DON’T GO THAT WAY!”

She turned to face him. “And why not?”

“I’ve been around this area before. Some nasty people have been known to frequent this place. Follow me, if we run fast enough, maybe we can make it to the next alleyway before-”

“NO MORE ALLEYS! The dealership is literally across the street from the other side of this alleyway. I’m done with you and your insistence on hiding.”

“Rina, I’m being dead serious when I say that you need to-”

Diego had his eyes nearly pop out of skull as he looked behind Rina. “…HIDE!”

Diego then hid once more.

“FINE! YOU WIMP! LIKE I NEED YOU ANYWAY! Maybe a couple of people will see me, but at this point, people seeing all this sexiness will be preferrable to dealing with your stupid ass!” She posed a bit as she taunted Diego.

“SO GET LOST BABY DICK! I HOPE YOU TAKE YOUR THUMB AND FOREFINGER AND GENUINELY GO FU-”

The words died in her throat as she heard a few wolf-whistles directly behind her.

“Well…hello there, chica!”

“GOD DAMN, THAT’S QUITE THE ASS!”

“Eyy baby! Lookin good!”

Rina stopped in her tracks as she looked behind her. A group of 5 men in leather jackets were right behind her. Each of them has their eyes on a big white booty. Fitting for a vaguely pirate themed gang.

The scourge of Small Town. The most deadly and ruthless bunch of cutthroats to ever set foot on the city streets. The most powerful and cruelest bunch of lowlifes and thugs you’ll ever see.

Los Krueles Kocodrilos

Or to translate it into its English equivalent. The Kruel Krocs.

The K’s are necessary if only so they can tie it into their theme song, which you should mentally play on a loop every time you read something about them. (Said theme song is Dancing Bossanova by Pixel Pirates)

“Going somewhere?” one of them said as they and a few others started to circle around her.

Rina then wrapped her hands tightly around herself as she trembled in their presence. “Uh….eh…um…just passing through?”

“Where’s the rush, sweetcheeks?”

“Yeah, you look like you’re ready to have a good time.”

“Um…well, I’ll just be leaving and I’ll leave you guys be-”

One of them grabbed and held Rina by the arm.

“Why you acting shy all of a sudden?”

“Yeah, we saw yous flaunting your body just now. Show it off!”

Rina started to sweat as she swore that the circle these men were walking around her started to get smaller. “Well, if you guys have something I could wear, I’d be happy to…*glup* pay you back for it.”

One of them chuckled and said, “Yeah, I got something that’ll look great on you.”

“Really, what?”

He got real close to her and said, whispering in her ear, “Me.”

His hand brushed against her cheek causing her to jump back. They laughed at her obvious unease. “You all better stop that or else!”

“Or else what, kitten?”

“O-o-or else, Diego here will beat you silly! Isn’t that right D-”

She looked around. Diego was nowhere in sight. At least, anywhere she could see.

“Um…I’m sure he’s gone to get help and definitely didn’t bail on me for what I said about him…” she said, starting to tear up a little.

“Well, if I was this, Diego, you speak of, then I’d say I’d have made a smart choice. He’d stand no chance against us.”

He gripped her by the shoulders and held her in place as 4 of them approached her. But one guy stood back a bit and then stopped them. “Hold it fellas, I just realized something.”

The other 4 looked at him. Rina saw him and couldn’t believe her eyes. Standing right before her, clad in a leather jacket and ripped jeans combination much like the other gang members was…K-Pop guy!

The first guy who fell for her skinny dipping scam. His pink hair was more spiked up then his bowl cut looking hair that she saw that day, but it was him. “I recognize those green eyes anywhere. That’s the bitch that stripped me naked that day!”

“K-Pop guy?”

“What? NO! The names Kenneth. My friends call me Kenny.”

“The boss calls him Klump tho-”

“SHUT IT, JOEY!” he said to a rather gangly looking member of the gang.

“Anyway, I know it’s you, RINABEACHGIRL.”

“What? What do you mean? I…have no idea what you’re talking ab-”

“ZIP IT!” he said, getting right up to her face.

“You have no idea what I went through trying to get home. I ran my ass off trying to get back to my house all because of you. But so many people saw me and you know the worst part? A school bus passed by just as I ran past. The police were called. I WAS PUT ON A LIST BECUASE OF YOU!”

Rina was shocked, she didn’t think about that. Being naked in public at the wrong place at the wrong time, could’ve ruined Diego’s life in a similar way. She hoped that only Kenneth here got the short end of the stick, but even then she felt horrible.

“I HAD MY LIFE RUINED THAT DAY. I LOST MY JOB, LOST MY GIRLFRIEND, I CAN’T GET A JOB! NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID A WOMAN WITH PIGTAILS CAUSED ME TO STREAK! I HAD NOTHING LEFT!

…at least not until these fine gentlemen found me. Turns out when you’re considered nothing but scum, the only place you can turn to, to be accepted, is other scum. I suppose I have you thank, for the best group of friends I’ve ever had.”

“Aw well, gee Kenny that’s actually-”

“I SAID SHUT IT, JOEY!”

He then continued, “With that said, I fantasized about the day I could somehow find you, strip you down and force you to run naked through town, just like you did to me! But it seems…heh, someone beat us to it.”

“Or are you just a slut in your free time?” added the member of the gang holding Rina in place.

“I-”

He covered her mouth. “You know what? Since we do have you here, let’s get a good look at you. Hands to your side!”

Rina had her eyes go wide as she silently begged them not to make her do that.

“HANDS. TO. YOUR. SIDE.”

Kenneth then got a switchblade from his jacket pocket. Rina immediately put her hands to her side as she started to tear up. She shivered as she saw 5 guys starting to drool over her. “Well, that’s quite the sight. Well, boys. What should we do now?”

One rather large gang member chuckled. He silently brought his hand to his pants and unzipped his fly. Rina nearly had her heart seize up as the implication of what he wanted to do with her came to mind.

“Oh that’s your idea for everything, Lester. We aren’t doing THAT…”

Rina sighed in relief. This relief was short lived. “…at least not here. Let’s all go someplace more…quiet.”

Rina flailed a bit and got the hand off of her mouth. “HEEEEELLLLP!!!”

They covered her mouth again and Kenneth brandished the knife once more. “Scream again and it will be the last thing you’ll do!”

Rina panicked and shut her eyes as all 5 of them drew in closer. They pinned her to a wall and all seemed lost for her until-

“HEY!”

They all looked in the direction of that yell, Rina included, and saw Diego standing there with an angry look on his face.

“LEAVE HER ALONE!”

All of them took in the sight of Diego standing there in a pose with both fists clenched and and in a stance that hid absolutely nothing. They immediately…burst out laughing.

“WHAT IS THAT!?”

“REALLY, PIN DICK!?”

“DID WE FORGET OUR DIAPER, BABY DICK!? HAHAHAHA!”

All of them were laughing profusely at him as he tried to look as threatening as possible. “I’m warning you. LET. HER. GO.”

“OR WHAT? YOU GONNA CRY?”

“OH WAAAAH! BABY DICK IS GONNA CRY!”

“OOH LOOK OUT EVERYONE, HE MIGHT PRICK US TO DEATH WITH HIS NEEDLE DICK!”

This made them burst into laughter once more. Diego looked at Rina who was terrified. While they were laughing Kenneth removed his hand from Rina’s mouth accidentally, allowing Rina to scream out, “DIEGO RUN, SAVE YOURSE-”

Her mouth was once again covered. “This is the guy you said would “beat us silly”? Pffft, right. So baby dick, I’d advise you to walk away, and forget your little girlfriend here and just stick with your fingers. You’ll get to keep them if you do.”

Diego started to breathe heavily and got an intense look in his eyes. “GUYS, LOOK! I THINK HE’S ACTUALLY ABOUT TO CRY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

At that moment as all of them were pointing and laughing, he visualized every insult and joke he’s heard about his dick. All the teasing, all the things he’s been through. Everything up to this point. His heart started to beat fast and it felt like he was on fire.

At which point, as The Kruel Krocs were doubled over laughing almost falling onto the floor, he immediately charged at them, jumped forward and punched Kenneth square in the jaw. The force knocked him back into the others, who were crowding around him.

They all fell to the ground. Diego then knocked a large wooden palette over. It fell on Kenneth and a couple of others, blocking the rest of them from immediately running after Diego. He then grabbed Rina by the arm and pulled her away.

“RUN!” he screamed to a stunned Rina as he yanked her by the arm out of the alleyway and onto the sidewalk. She complied.

The gang got to their feet and gave chase. “COME BACK HERE YOU TWO! YOU WON’T ESCAPE!”

Diego and Rina were running as fast as they could, though if Diego wasn’t holding her arm, Rina would be left in the dust at this point. A lot of people saw them running, a fact that made Rina slow down and attempt to cover herself.

“Diego! Stop, there’s too many people watching us!”

“Yeah, but they aren’t voyeurs, they’re witnesses! Look behind you!”

She did and the gang was closing in on them. All of them had knives, bats, other such weaponry brandished as they chased down their prey. Rina got the message and picked up the pace. Self-preservation taking precedence over their embarrassment of having all of them uncovered and exposed.

“GET BACK HERE NUDIES!”

“YEAH, SO WE CAN SKIN YA!”

The crowd gasped as they realized that those two naked people had good reason to be so afraid as they ran for their lives. As Kenneth saw a few people used their phones that moments ago were being used to catch Diego & Rina’s frantic streak and instead use them to call 911, he had some choice words for Joey.

“GOD DAMMIT, JOEY, WHY CAN’T YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!”

Despite this, they weren’t giving up, though this outburst caused them to slow down a bit. That’s when Diego had an idea. As they ran, he saw an open can of white paint that someone was using to paint a wall, got it and ran with it. “Quick, over here!”

He pointed near an art museum that had a few marble statues outside the museum. Seems that the theme of the statues on display was love as quite a few of them seemed to be couples embracing or kissing each other.

The gang swiftly caught up and wondered where they went. That’s when Lester pointed out the white paint near one of the statues and a trail of paint leading further into the exhibit.

“No way…how did they?”

Kenneth was stunned. “What is this cartoon-ass plan they got here? Clearly one of these is a real couple. Men, examine each one closely…they’re sitting ducks. Heheheh…”

The gang then poked and prodded every statue they could. But when Lester grabbed onto of the female statues by the breast, he accidentally knocked it over, smashing it to bits. The security guards finally took notice of the men currently fondling the art work and chased after them.

They left in a panic. They’ve drawn too much attention now. As they ran, Joey bemoaned the trouble they’re in. “The boss ain’t going to be happy about that statue we broke…”

“SHUT IT, JOEY!”

Once the gang was gone, Diego and Rina peeked out of their hiding spot…a set of bushes a few feet away from the statues. “The classic misdirect…I knew they’d follow the paint trail.”

He then turned to Rina who was in taking in the shock of this whole thing. “You ok, Rina?”

He looked down and extended a hand to her. She grabbed it and Diego brought her to her feet. Rina looked to be in awe of him as she was speechless for a few moments. Finally, she said, “Yes…I’m very ok…”

She put her other hand on top of his. At that moment, Diego looked into her eyes. He felt the warmth of her hands on his hands, saw her looking at him like she saw heaven itself and felt his heart race.

He then looked at her hands, realized what was happening and let go of them. Turning away as he tried to think of other things. “GOOD! Uh…glad you’re ok. You still need to talk to your neighbor and…stuff.”

“…Oh…right…”

After a bit, Rina pointed at something. It was the car dealership. They made it!

They both ran towards it. As Diego hid behind one of the many cars on display, Rina started to run in with reckless abandon. “Rina what are you doing?”

“This place never sells anything, I’m pretty sure Kiki’s the only one here right now, as usual.”

“That’s your friend’s name?”

“Yes…and her car is still here, SHE HASN’T LEFT YET! YES, WE’RE SAVED! Come on, stay behind me.”

They walked into the dealership, feeling the air conditioner hit their bodies and the cool tile under their feet. True to Rina’s word only one person was there. A blonde woman who was at a desk who looked bored out of her skull.

She had on a white shirt and pair of black jeans. Diego thought she looked a bit normal, how could someone like that be friends with Rina?

“Stay hidden, Diego. If she sees you, she’s…well, lets just say she’s a little out there when it comes to nudity.”

“Figures. For someone to be your friend they’d have to be-”

Rina got that angy look on her face once more. “-the nicest and most patient person in the world, I’m sure she’s lovely.” he said, really hoping he’d get some cover out of this.

“Stay hidden and shut up.”

They both hid behind a corner. Rina peeked out and tried to get Kiki’s attention. “Psst! Kiki!”

She looked up, surprised to be hearing anything other then what ever generic music they had playing for all the customers who weren’t here. She saw Rina and her face instantly lit up. “RINA! OH GIRL, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM TO SEE YOU! It’s been so boring around here. I was just about to clock out too.”

She got up from her chair and ran towards Rina for a big hug. “Kiki! Wait stop!”

She did so, her shoes making a screeching noise as she screeched to a halt. “Huh…no hug? Why?”

“Uh…well, I’ll take an IOU on that hug, but listen, could you do me a big favor?”

“Anything bestie, what’dya need?”

“Could you go get me my spare keys and perhaps 2 of those souvenir T-shirts, both in a Large?”

Diego quickly whispered something to Rina.

“Actually, make one of them 2x.”

“Why do you need two shirts?”

“Uh…well…”

Kiki then got a big smile as she giggled a bit. “Aw…did you lock yourself out of your house in your undies again?”

Diego snickered as he heard that. With a smug grin he whispered. “Heh….heh…again?”

Rina swiftly elbowed him in response. “Uh, well, you could say that…just please get them and toss them over here. Maybe make them four shirts.”

“Four of them?” Kiki looked skeptical.

“Rina, are you…naked?”

“NO! I…I’m just…uh…in my undies again. They’re very skimpy.”

“Oh my god! You had to walk here in the thong this time didn’t you?” She started to laugh as Rina blushed at the fact that the thong would be preferrable to what she actually had on.

“I hope no one pinched that thicc booty of yours on the way here.”

That caused Diego to almost burst out laughter as well. He stared at Rina’s ass and was so tempted to pinch it as she squirmed under the interrogation of her so called best friend.

“KIKI! Look…I need those shirts. I’ve been through so much. Just get them.”

“Ok bestie, but I expect you to pay me back for these shirts. Mr. Gulman is already on my ass for so much and if he realizes that I’m giving stuff away for free again, he’ll kick me to the curb.”

“I will, I promise!”

“Great, you and your big ol’ booty wait right there.”

“KIKI STOP!” she started to get annoyed.

“My ass isn’t that big…” she muttered as she started to blush again.

“Oh come on. It’s a compliment. I love your big beautiful butt, you know that. I wish I had it. The way it jiggles with even the slightest steps. Remember when you lost your bottoms and you mooned the entire pool? God I swore so many guys were drooling over those chubby cheeks.”

Rina looked at Diego with disdain as he was trying so hard to hold in his laughter as he saw Rina turn red that he was turning red.

“I never seen two sets of cheeks blush before that day and I still think of it to this day.” Kiki sighed wistfully as she then said, “If only that was me…”

“Look, as much as I’d love to reminisce about my…butt…I’d like those shirts now, please!”

“Sorry. I forget that your butts a bit of a sore spot. Though I’d imagine it would be with how BIG of a target it is. People probably look at that thing and think they found the worlds largest marshmallow.”

Diego took one look at her paleface as she said that. The dam finally burst. “PFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Diego was rolling on the floor laughing as Rina stared daggers at him for this. Of course, Kiki heard that and then asked. “Wait, is someone else with you Rina?”

This caused the laughter to die in Diego’s throat and in a panic he responded to that with, “NO!”

Rina facepalmed as he covered his mouth in shock. She looked pissed at him for this. That’s when she turned to Kiki and said, “You know what? There is someone else here…and he’s just dying to MEET YOU!”

She grabbed Diego by the shoulders and pulled him to his feet. He realized what she was about to do. “Wait a minute, Rina! Please don’t, I didn’t mean to laugh please DON-”

She pushed him out in front of Kiki. Kiki’s eyes went wide as Diego stood there with his hands to his side in shock that she did this to him. He saw her eyes go from his dick, to his face and back again.

She started to breathe heavily as she took in his nude form. Diego braced for her laughter, but what he got instead was a loud squeal! It was like she saw a celebrity. “AAAAAAAAAHHH! IT’S THE SMALL TOWN STREAKER!! OMG!!!!”

As she squealed in glee, Diego covered himself. He was confused about why she wasn’t laughing and even more confused when she then got a big smile on her face and her eyes narrowed. If he didn’t know any better, he could swear she was giving him…bedroom eyes.

That’s when she started to walk closer to him. Diego was starting to get worried. “Um…hi. So, Kiki, was it? I take it you saw those videos that went around a couple days ago, huh?”

“Saw them?…No, I was there and I gotta say, it’s even cuter up close.”

“Excuse me?”

“Yeah. I was the one who yelled out about the Swiss Minigun C1ST. Smallest functioning revolver in the world…and much like that teeny tiny pistol, I imagine that wittle guy can make a big ol’ bang, hehehehehe~”

“DOWN, KIKI!” said Rina, walking out from her cover.

Kiki gasped. “You’re naked too! With the Small Town Streaker!?”

“First of all, my name is Diego. Second, Rina here is the main reason why I’m even known as the Small Town Streaker.”

“OH DON’T START THIS AGAIN! IT’S NOT MY FAULT!”

“IT’S 100% YOUR FAULT AND I CAN’T FATHOM HOW YOU DON’T SEE IT AS SUCH BY THIS POINT!”

Diego and Rina got into a big argument then and there. Kiki then put a stop to it by standing in front of them. “Woah, time out, you two. Why are you both running around naked anyway?”

She then muttered to Rina, “…and why didn’t you invite me along? This outfit is stuffy as hell…”

“All I did was invite him over for a nice candlelit dinner and he shows up and strips me naked!”

“THAT’S BS! YOU BLACKMAILED ME INTO SHOWING UP CAUSE YOU STOLE MY CLOTHES WHILE I WAS SKINNY DIPPING AT YOUR SO CALLED “SECRET SPOT”!”

Kiki gasped. “Rina, you’re still not doing that skinny dipping scam, are you?”

“Wait, you knew about that!?”

“Of course, who do you think was your best customer when you sold those pictures online?”

Diego had his eyes nearly pop out of his skull. “YOU WERE GONNA SELL MY PICTURES!?”

“In all fairness, I wasn’t gonna sell yours…I didn’t think anyone would buy yours…” she said sheepishly.

“Oh trust me, Rina, there’s a market for tiny dicked guys like him.” Said, Kiki before adding, “It’s me, I’m the market, how much?”

Rina then started to think about it. “RINA!”

“I’d split the profits with you?”

Diego stopped and actually thought about it for a second, before he mentally kicked himself for even considering it. “NO! They aren’t for sale.”

“Oh darn. At least I got to see it up close. But what I still don’t get is how you both ended up naked and your only option was running all the way here.”

“We had a bit of a fight that ended with us being locked outside naked. We ran here because I wanted her out of my life and so the quickest way was to find you.”

“What kind of fight would involve you both being naked in the fir-”

Kiki stopped as she looked at both of them. She then got a big giggly grin on her face as she came to a realization.

“OH, I GET IT NOW. Hehehehehe~”

Both of them looked at Kiki confused. That’s when she revealed what she got. “Rina, I’m so proud of you.”

“For what?”

“You finally got yourself a boyfriend!”

Both Rina and Diego had their eyes go wide and a massive blush on their faces as they cried out simultaneously, “BOYFRIEND!?”

“NO! ABSOULUTLY NOT! SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!”

“Y-YEAH, HE’S A STUPID TINY DICKED UNGRATFUL IDIOT!”

“SHE’S CAUSED ME NOTHING BUT PAIN FOR THE PAST 3 DAYS!”

“HE’S A LOSER WHO WOULDN’T KNOW ROMANCE IF IT BIT HIM IN HIS BIG BUTT!”

“SHE’S A PERVERTED BITCH WITH AN EVEN BIGGER BUTT!”

“YOU CALL MY BUTT BIG AGAIN AND MY FOOT WILL BE BURIED IN YOURS!”

“TRY IT! I’M COMFORTABLE DEFENDING MYSELF AGAINST A GIRL!”

“FIGURES. IT’S NOT LIKE YOU’RE A REAL MAN IF YOU THINK LIKE THAT!”

They were both interrupted when Kiki burst out laughing. “This is adorable! I love you both trying so hard to hide your true feelings.”

“What feelings? I feel nothing but hatred for her.”

“A-and the feelings mutual, you little jerk.”

She got close to Rina and asked, “So you have no romantic feelings for Diego at all?”

She looked Rina dead in the eye as she asked that. After a bit, Rina said, “No…not at all! Not anymore.”

“Oh, so you did before?”

Rina stammered a bit before Diego interjected, “Yeah she did, I can’t figure out why.”

“Neither can I, asshole!”

“Well, if that’s the case Rina, can I have him?” said Kiki, watching both Rina and Diego become shocked by this.

“Excuse me?”

“You heard me, Diego.”

She walked to him, getting up close and personal as she started to tease him. “I think you and your itty bitty peepee are so cute. It looks like a cute little mushroom.”

She then got so close that he could feel her breath on his ear and then whispered, “I love cute little mushrooms. Especially, how they taste…”

She then licked her lips as Diego felt all the blood rush to his head. He was far too flustered to say anything coherent.

“There’s a broom closet here that I frequently use to “let off some steam.” Why don’t I take you there and we can see how many licks it would take to get to center of your little lollipop?”

She winked at him causing him to take one of his hands and bring his knuckle to bite down upon once more.

“Kiki! Enough! He doesn’t want you!”

“Does he not?”

“Uh…well, Kiki ma’am, I don’t…I mean…you’re cute but…uh…this is all so sudden.”

“See, he doesn’t want you.”

“Who does he want then?”

Diego looked at Rina as he thought about how to answer that. Kiki immediately noticed. “I think he likes you!”

“WHAT NO! DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME BEFORE I-”

“Yeah, I heard you before…but I can tell that you like what you see.”

Rina blushed as Diego was still too flustered to dispute that claim.

“And I can tell you like what you saw too, Rina.”

“What, No!”

“Come on, like I didn’t notice you looking at his butt this entire time and trying to be sneaky about it.”

It was Rina’s turn to be flustered as she knew she was caught. “Don’t pretend you don’t like this adorable male specimen on display here.”

Kiki then grabbed Diego’s hands and pulled them behind him. “Just look at his smooth frame, his arms that have a hint of muscle on them, his stomach that has the beginnings of a six-pack and of course, his adorable little weewee. Such a big strong man and yet such a teenie weenie. I know you, Rina. You’re thinking of what that would feel like when he sticks it right up your-”

“KIKI!”

Diego then slapped her hands away from her and covered himself, turning red all over. Kiki’s response? “Hehe…you wanna hit me? Do it harder.”

He then asked Rina, “Is your friend always like this!?”

“I told you she was weird about nudity!”

“I’m not weird about nudity, I just love the human body in all its forms. Speaking of, I notice that Rina isn’t the only one who likes butts. And considering how big hers is, I know for a fact its hard to ignore. Alongside…”

She then ran up to Rina and held her hands behind her back. Rina screamed as she was forced, by her own best friend no less, to expose herself. “…her beautiful blushy face, her supple round titties, her exceptional curves and of course, right between her legs, her smooth hairless pussy. Smooth as baby’s bottom. Imagine it, Diego. Your quivering little mushroom plunging right int-”

“KIKI, STOP IT!!”

Kiki looked at Rina, who was bright red and about to cry. “Whoops…did I go too far?”

“YES!”

That’s when she looked back at Diego who was stunned at everything he saw. This caused Kiki to giggle once again. “I can tell that Diego loved what he saw…it’s kind of hard to ignore his reaction. Hehehehe~”

Diego looked down, noticed that his 4 inches of shame was pointing to the ceiling and covered up. Rina giggled at his panicked reaction until Kiki added, “I wouldn’t laugh if I were you. Not unless you plan on helping me mop up before you leave.”

This made Rina look down and realize she was a bit moist. “God…I liked his stiff little weewee but even I’m not that wet…”

She then turned bright red from head to toe as she covered up once more. Both Diego and Rina then grew tired of Kiki messing with them and just shouted out, “THE SHIRTS KIKI! NOW!!”

“Alright, geez. But first…”

“KIKI!”

“Trust me, I’ll get you both the shirts…If you both stand an arms length from each other.”

They turn to each other, desperate at this point to get this over with and walked close to each other.

“Now extend both your arms and grab each others hands.”

They did so, with Diego starting to feel warm as he held her hands.

“Now, look each other right in the eyes. Nowhere else.”

“Kiki, I don’t know abo-”

“Rina, just do it. I can’t take this anymore.” said Diego, who was really starting to regret even leaving the house today.

They stared into each others eyes.

“Now what?”

“Now just wait there while I go get the shirts. I’ll be right back. Don’t move!”

They both heard Kiki walk into a back room. For a bit, they both stood there. They didn’t say a word. Diego thought to himself. “Well, this was pointless. After all that she just has us staring into each others eyes? To what end? All I can see is those green eyes of hers…

…Those sparkling green eyes. I can see the blush on her face. That face. Damn that face. Why did she have to look like that? Why did she have to be so beautiful? This would be so much easier if she was ugly. Is she hypnotizing me or something? Did…did she always have such an amazing smile?”

Diego felt his heart start to beat fast. That voice in his head tried to calm him down. “I know what’s happening here. She’s tricking you. She is hypnotizing you! There’s no way she isn’t. Why else would you be falling for her like a moron? She put you in the situation. She’s a witch, a succubus, a bad influence on you. She’s making you think that you’re actually worth something when you know for a fact you aren’t! Just hold out until that weirdo comes back and…what are you doing?”

They both seemed to be getting closer. “Despite everything, she still smells so good and her hands are so soft…I…oh my god…she’s getting close to me. Wha…what do I do? I can’t…she’s just so…so…”

“HORRID! NASTY! ROTTEN! TERRIBLE!”

…”Gorgeous…” he accidentally said out loud.

They were now so close that their hands were against each others chest. Diego felt her heart beating like a drum and he was so close to Rina that he felt her breath on his face. She looked like she was in a similar state that he was in. That is to say…lovestruck.

They both sounded like they ran a marathon as they looked over each other. Closer and closer their faces went to each other. But just before they touched, they heard someone giggle.

It was Kiki who was watching with pride as she stood there with the shirts. She had a smug look and a blush on her face as she was watching this unfold.

“Well, go on…don’t let me stop you two lovebirds…hehehe~”

They both looked at her and then back at each other and immediately jumped away from each other. They both covered themselves up and had an awkward smile on their faces as they tried to pretend that nothing happened.

“I knew it~”

“You know nothing! That was nothing.” said Diego, trying to convince her and possibly himself that there was nothing even slightly romantic about that.

“Yeah…I was just…checking his breath. God it smells, almost knocked me out.”

“Yours wasn’t exactly smelling like flowers either you know.”

Kiki then laughed and then said, “Good thing Diego has a tic tac he can give you to make your breath fresh.”

“Kiki, I don’t have any breath mints on me, why would I…” he immediately grunted as he realized what she meant by that. Both Rina and Kiki giggled a bit at that.

“Hehehe…I knew you two liked each other.”

“NO WE DON’T!”

“Yes you do.”

She then started to taunt them once more. “Diego and Rina, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes-”

“Me wedgieing you if you finish that sentence!” yelled Rina, finally done with this nonsense.

“Fine fine…I can tell that maybe I dragged this out too long. But now you both can relax. I got the shirts here.”

Finally, they were going to be covered. As they both prepared to put on the shirt and wrap the other shirts around their waists, the phone on Kiki’s desk rang. She ran to the desk, with the shirts still in hand.

She answered it. “Hello, Gulman’s used cars! How can I help you?…Mr. Gulman! Hi, what did you n-”

As he interrupted her, Kiki suddenly got a look of panic on her face. “…THAT’S TODAY?…Yes, I’m still here and I could cover for them but…I know, but now isn’t a good…RIGHT NOW!?”

Kiki looked towards Diego and Rina and smiled in a way that seemed like it was meant to comfort them as whatever Mr. Gulman was telling her wasn’t good news. “…Yes, sir. I’ll prepare, how long until you get here?”

Her eyes went wide as she heard the time frame. “Ok…I’ll see you soon. Bye bye.”

She gently put the phone back on the hook and looked towards Diego and Rina. After a few seconds of silence, she screamed, “YOU BOTH NEED TO HIDE NOW!!”

All 3 of them ran around in a panic, trying to find a hiding spot. Kiki then saw a large basket, big enough to fit multiple people inside. It was underneath a purple tarp in a large garage. It seemed to be to fix cars, but there were no cars there, just this and a ceiling that retracted open. “Guys! Over here!”

They both sprinted as the Kiki heard the doors of the dealership open and close. He was already here! “Just stay put, I’ll distract him.”

They hid in the basket and found that there were a bunch of lumpy heavy bags inside. They tossed them out in hopes that they could squeeze in some more. “Why does he have so many sandbags?” whispered Diego.

“Guess this place floods often…” replied Rina.

Meanwhile, Kiki ran out into the showroom and there stood a somewhat portly man in a suit. Mr. Gunther Gulman. This used car place was hemorrhaging money and he was desperate to get someone to buy something from him. Problem was, every car here was a lemon. So he resorted to gimmicks to get people to give the place a chance.

“Kiki, I’m glad you stayed behind. I need someone to help me set up the balloon for my latest advertisement.”

“Sure thing, Mr. Gulman.”

She stood there for a bit before she asked, “What balloon?”

“The one in the garage. I’m gonna climb into it and toss down flyers for the dealership to advertise our “sky-high savings.”

“Sir, that doesn’t make a lot of sense…”

He sighed and said, “Look Kiki, I got nothing. That balloon cost everything I had left, if this doesn’t work, I’m gonna have to sell the place.”

Kiki was about to comfort him, but two things stopped her. The fact that she really had zero attachment to this place and also, more importantly, she realized where the balloon was…that tarp was the balloon itself, which means that the big basket that Diego and Rina were hiding in right now was…

“MR. GULMAN! I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT IT’S NOT A GOOD IDEA TO FLY IN THE BALLOON!”

“Why not?”

…”Because the weather is too breezy to fly?”

“Kiki I studied the weather forecast for the past week, had a meteorologist tell me that today was the best day for this and I timed it for a perfect flyby over the game and I want everyone to finally notice this. Now I want you to go in there and prepare the balloon for take off.”

…”Rina, how long do we have to stay here?”

“Until she remembers to get the shirts for us….which I hoped she remembered…”

“She wouldn’t forget us, right?

“She seems to forget stuff involving clothes. More than once she “forgot” to get dressed as she left the house.”

“Why did you make air quotes around the word forgot?”

“Like I said, she’s weird about nudity…”

“GUYS!” screamed Kiki as she lifted up the balloon, causing Diego and Rina to also scream and wrap their arms around each other.

This of course made it look like they were in a rather intimate moment, which Kiki of course teased them about.

“Well…don’t let me interrupt you two…”

“Y-you just scared us. We weren’t doing anything!”

“So I scared you and your first instinct is to jump into Diego’s arms?”

They looked at each other, blushed and let go of each other, turning away from both Kiki and themselves. This of course gave Kiki a view of their butts which made her giggle.

“Uh…so, what do we do now?” asked Diego.

Just before she could answer, the lights in the garage went on and all of a sudden bright flame appeared over Diego and Rina’s head. Kiki tried to calm them down as they wondered what was happening.

“Oh god, don’t panic! I think the balloon is about to take off.”

“THE WHAT!?”

The retractable ceiling opened up as the balloon seemed to start to expand on its own. That’s when Kiki heard a voice behind her. “Is there someone else here, Kiki?”

“What? Nooooo, there’s no one else here, Mr. Gulman. I didn’t touch the balloon either, sir.”

“I know that, that’s a very special balloon. With this remote, I can remotely turn it on so that it will be ready for take off when I get the bag of flyers that I’ll spread all over town. Now, please. Stop messing around and help me get this thing ready.”

Kiki tried to stall and get him away from the balloon. “SIR, THIS IS RATHER DANGEROUS. Why don’t you just film a commercial on tv or something?”

Mr. Gulman had his eyes go wide and he slapped his forehead. “I spent most everything on this stupid balloon! Why didn’t I think of that!?”

He sighed and then continued. “It’s too late to get the money back, now get out of my way. You’re on thin ice, remember?”

“R-right, I know that…”

That’s when he saw something that made him get mad. “Why are all the sandbags on the floor?”

He walked over and got one of the bags and tossed it in there. He then heard someone go “OW!” as the bag landed on top of him.

“What the?”

He looked in the basket and saw Diego and Rina, sitting in the basket. Nude with only a sandbag to cover them both. And it wasn’t a big bag, so he saw everything.

“KIKI…WHY IS THERE A NAKED COUPLE CANOODLING IN MY HOT AIR BALLOON!?”

“We weren’t canoodling!” screamed Diego, more concerned about that then being caught in the buff for some reason.

“Doesn’t matter…I’m calling the cops!”

“Please! Come on, it wasn’t their fault!”

Before he could do anything he heard something he hadn’t heard in a long time. A potential customer. He and Kiki looked out the door to the showroom and saw a certain woman in a police like uniform.

Kiki recognized her instantly as the cop who tried to arrest Diego that day. “Oh thank goodness you’re here officer! There’s two naked people in my hot air balloon!”

“Really sir, did one of them look like this?”

She got out one of the wanted posters and showed it to him. It was indeed Diego. Kiki started to panic as Mr. Gulman confirmed it was indeed him. She knew that she was to be blamed for their capture, so she yanked the remote out her boss’s hand and ran back to the garage in a panic.

Diego and Rina were panicking, they tried to find a way out as they were surely gonna get arrested. That’s when Kiki ran in with the remote. “GUYS GET BACK IN THE BALLOON, QUICK!”

They did, but just as they did, the balloon fully inflated. Due to the lack of ballast, the basket slowly started to lift off. Kiki hopped on the side, causing the balloon to be held down for bit. It inflated but didn’t lift off just yet.

“Good news, he didn’t call the cops.”

“What’s the bad news?”

“Bad news is that there’s one already here! IT’S THAT BLOND ONE!”

“Connie!? OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!” Diego panicked.

“Look, just take this remote and when you get to a safe spot, just press the button and you’ll slowly float down. Or you’ll slowly float down if-”

The door to garage opened with Connie and Mr. Gulman bursting in. Kiki had to act fast. She handed him the remote, said “I’m sorry.” and pulled the cord to activate the burner. Due to the power of this custom designed burner that had the initials H.G. on them, it caused the balloon to rocket into the sky.

The shock at being dragged into the air that quickly caused Diego to lose his grip on the remote as the basket swayed with their ascent. The remote smashed to the ground, causing the balloon to no longer be able to land without knowledge of how to actually pilot a balloon, which neither Diego or Rina had.

As she heard their screams slowly get further as they went into the sky, Kiki simply said to herself, “Godspeed, you two lovebirds…”

She turned and was met with the angry faces of both her boss and Officer Connie. “Hehe…I’m fired aren’t I?” she said, knowing the answer already.

 

To Be Continued…?

 

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