Our Readers SPH Experiences 266
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This female reader says she’s seen it all…
I still remember the day I saw my ex’s little dick for the first time. It was a moment that will forever be etched in my memory, not because it was a pleasant one, but because it was so hilarious that I couldn’t stop laughing.
We had been dating for a few months, and things were going great. My ex was charming, handsome, and had a great sense of humor. But one night, as we were getting intimate, I saw it. And by ‘it,’ I mean his tiny, little friend down there.
At first, I thought it was a joke. How could a grown man have such a tiny package? But as he proudly showed it off, I realized that it was real. And that’s when I burst out laughing.
I couldn’t help it. I tried to stifle my laughter, but it was no use. My ex looked confused and hurt, and I could see the embarrassment on my ex’s face. But I just couldn’t stop. It was like a reflex, a natural response to seeing something so comical.
He tried to cover it up and make excuses, but I was already in tears from laughing so hard. I called him a loser and told him how pathetic he was. I know, I know, it sounds harsh, but at that moment, I couldn’t hold back. It was just so damn funny.
Looking back, I probably should have been more sensitive. I mean, it’s not my ex’s fault he was born with a micro penis. But at that moment, all I could think about was how ridiculous it looked and how much I wanted to share the story with my friends.
I never felt bad about it. In fact, I would do it again in a heartbeat. I mean, come on, it’s not every day you come across something so absurd. And let’s be real, he deserved it for being so cocky (no pun intended).
I know it may sound cruel, but it’s just who I am. I can’t help but laugh at things that are out of the ordinary. And let’s face it, my ex’s little dick was definitely out of the ordinary. He was a gold member of the small dick club.
So there you have it, the story of the time I couldn’t stop laughing at my ex’s little babydick. It may not be the most romantic or kind story, but it’s a part of my past that will always make me chuckle. And hey, at least I can say I’ve seen it all.
Another female reader always gets what she wants…
I always knew I was a dominant girl, but I never truly embraced it until I met one of my ex-boyfriends. He was sweet, kind, and completely under my control. I tried to love him back, but I simply COULDN’T because his dick was literally smaller than the heels of my shoes 😭. A silver member of the small dick club.
MY SHOE WAS A BETTER LOVER TO ME THAN HE WAS. Think about that for a second.
I tried my hardest to be a good person not to hurt his feelings, but one day I simply got fed up. I started cheating on him with superior alpha men, and I made sure he knew about it. I would flaunt my infidelity in front of him, making him watch as I was pleasured by men who were bigger and better than him.
And then, I came up with the ultimate humiliation–I made him eat the used condoms from one of my lovers. At first, he resisted. He begged and pleaded with me to stop, but I wouldn’t listen. I enjoyed watching him squirm and degrade himself for my pleasure. It was intoxicating to have such power over him.
As he ate those used condoms, I could see the shame and embarrassment in his eyes. But I didn’t care. He was just a pawn in my game, and I was the queen. I was the one in control, and I loved every minute of it.
In the end, my ex couldn’t handle the humiliation and ended things with me. But I didn’t care. I had gotten what I wanted–to dominate and humiliate a useless small-dick beta simp. And I knew I would find someone else who would be willing to submit to my desires. After all, that’s just who I am–a dominant girl who always gets what she wants.
Meanwhile, this reader got turned on by his failure…
I remember when I was with my girlfriend of around two years. I was going to lay down the wood for the first time. We went to her bedroom. I took down my pants and briefs, showing her my dick. She said, “I hoped it would be bigger soft, but it’ll grow, right?”
As soon as she began sucking on it and my shit became hard, I just instantly came into her mouth with no warning. She choked a bit and spat out my semen. After she cleaned up, she humiliated me, saying stuff like, “Your dick’s like the size of my pinky,” and even laughing at me. It kind of turned me on.
While this reader’s wife knows what to say…
My wife had a few margaritas and a couple of glasses of wine last night and was feeling good when we crawled into bed. I asked her for a handjob since it had been a while, and she told me to get hard. I also had some to drink and wasn’t as quick to get hard as I usually am, so she felt me not hard and said, “I’m not giving a handjob to a micro dick.”
“I’ll be hard in just a second. I promise.”
“Look, he’s getting hard. Do I need to dirty talk you to get you off fast?” my wife asked.
“I don’t know. I don’t think you can do it,” I told my wife, trying to encourage her.
“Oh baby, it’s easy. Look at how thin it is. You definitely have a pencil dick. And it’s not like it takes a lot of blood to fill up your little penis anyway,” she said, rubbing me.
Of course, it was hard, but I had to encourage her. “It’s not that thin. It’s definitely not the thinnest you’ve ever had, right?”
“No, you are definitely the thinnest and tied for the shortest,” she said honestly for the first time. “[Ex’s name] was small, but you are definitely smaller.”
“Well, good thing you don’t want anything bigger,” I said as I was getting close.
“Babe, I do want bigger. I hardly ever feel your little dick.”
“Well, you couldn’t handle too much bigger,” I poked.
“I can handle twice your size easily and love it. You’re just so thin and little.”
“Well, at least I don’t have a micro penis!”
“Eh. It’s pretty close. I remember you only beat that mark by half an inch.”
“Three-quarters,” I corrected her. “But I’m bigger than most Asians!” (Running joke with us)
“Ya, so big, baby. You’re on the lower side of average for Asians, which is so impressive!”
I was getting close and asked her, “Tell me how big I am, love.”
“My little shrimpy is colossal. Biggest shrimpy dick I’ve ever seen,” she laughed.
“OK, but honestly, how small am I?” I asked, close to orgasm.
“You’re teeny-tiny. The smallest dick I’ve ever had and so thin that I can use my pinky to jack you off. Now drain your little balls, babydick!”
I came and thought I came hard and shot a lot of cum up my chest, but there was just a puddle on my crotch. I cleaned up and laid back down.
Kissed my wife, and she grabbed my balls and said, “Nope. Don’t feel a change. They’re still small!”
Then we went to bed!
This reader’s prejac problem is getting bad…
This was when I was with my ex-girlfriend, and we had a friend we were both very close to. Now, our friend was very open, just like us, and we were always getting drunk and discussing sex. Our friend liked bigger cocks, and she knew I was on the smaller side (Silver Member) through my ex telling her. This one time, we had music on and had a few drinks. I was in a t-shirt and very thin shorts (no underwear), and my ex had shorts and a shirt on (no underwear or bra, same as our friend).
I was on the sofa with each girl on either side of me, our friend had her nipples pierced, and I couldn’t stop looking and imagining sucking them. As the night went on, we started to discuss dick curve. My ex mentioned how I had no curve. I was just straight when hard, and our friend started to laugh, saying, “Well, how does it hit your g spot during sex?”
I started to get a bit embarrassed but also turned on, to which our friend noticed my little tent in my shorts. Laughing more, she said, “[My name] looks like you’re getting a bit too excited around us girls.”
My ex looked and laughed, too. Then placing a hand on my hard dick, I let out a moan. My ex was laughing. “It’s OK. It’ll go down in a bit,” my ex said. “[My name] is like a virgin in how quickly it pops up.”
Our friend looked down at my crotch. “I know you are smaller than most, but that’s not just small, it freaking tiny.”
I was so embarrassed. I tried to hold it in, but my load shot out into my shorts. My ex laughed along with our friend, my ex saying, “Oh my God, his little stiffy blew.”
I apologized a lot, but it wasn’t like it was the first time I’d cum with our friend in the room or the last.
Another reader found his beta groove…
I grew up never really thinking badly of myself in any way, as I just didn’t know any better. I was in my senior year of high school when I finally got my first chance with a girl in a sexual way. We went on with foreplay, and whenever she took my cock out, she was not impressed by its size but continued. She was talking dirty as she stroked me, and I came in maybe a minute if I was lucky to just her hand.
She was upset and then went on to say something along this line, “Really? That’s it? You gave me this small dick to play with and then came in what a minute? All my exes that I did stuff with were so much bigger and lasted to do, you know, more stuff! Pathetic!”
I was shocked, to say the least, at that time, but yeah, that’s when I knew how much of a beta I was.
Meanwhile, this reader gets a shock when he goes camping with friends…
Back in 2017, a group of friends and I went camping at a lake north of the city. We all bought tents, rented kayaks for the occasion, everything. It was five couples, myself and my ex-girlfriend included. So, immediately on day one, as soon as we got there, we put our respective tents up and made lunch, and we had a great time. My friend Jake had a tent big enough that you could walk in it, had little rooms, it was awesome. So, that night, we had all been drinking, and I decided to take a nap around 6:30, the sun still up.
When I woke up, the sky was dark, and it was quiet. My girl was with one of our friends down by the fire and every tent was illuminated with lantern light. I was passing by my friend Jake’s tent when I heard the sound of a girl giggling. Not thinking much of it, I walked over and looked inside. It was a screen window, about four feet by four feet, and it was dark outside, so I was practically invisible. But I saw on my friend, the same height as me and the same build, something that changed my entire perspective.
He was standing naked in front of his naked girlfriend. They were just talking, smiling, laughing. She was so hot, such a fat little ass on her tiny body. But he…Holy fuck, HE had the fattest, meatiest, manliest-looking boner I have ever seen. Mind you, I thought I was decently sized and proportioned, but seeing his fat cock sticking straight out, huge veins…just so FAT, made me realize just how small my penis really was. Needless to say, I never felt like a man after that. I’m a bronze member of the small dick club,
While this reader gets caged to please a girl…
During a sexting session with a girl on an app, I was convinced to buy a chastity cage after sending a naked picture. She was very disappointed when she saw I was a bronze member of the small dick club. She told me the only way my small dick could make her happy is if it was locked away. So I got the cage, and we met up so we could put it on together.
I walked into the room, handed her the cage and the keys, and began undressing. Once I was naked, she got down on her knees and started helping me into the chastity cage. She laughed as my dick twitched and leaked pre-cum before she closed the cage and locked it and gave the end of the cage a little kiss. Now, anytime I undress in front of her, she doesn’t look at me in disappointment. I actually think my being caged makes her excited to take my pants off, which is definitely not something I’m used to.
This reader goes skinny dipping in the night…
When I was in my mid-20s, several friends of mine and I were at the beach at night. There were about 12 of us—men and women. Someone decided we should all go skinny dipping in the ocean. I was nervous, but it was dark, so I thought it would be OK. We all stripped down and ran toward the water. I stayed toward the back. The water was cold but bearable. We stayed in for a while but then ran back to where we thought our clothes were.
It was dark, and I couldn’t find them right away. Two girls turned and saw my tiny dick—now even smaller in the cold night air. One girl laughed, and soon everyone noticed. I felt so embarrassed. One girl actually got down to look closer and asked if it got bigger. They were nude, too, so I was getting hard, but I am skinny too. It looked pathetic. The girls laughed and made comments for a while. I have been embarrassed my whole life.
Another reader feels his sex life isn’t going well…
OK, so I have a girlfriend of two years, and it has been going well but I’ve just been having issues over a certain thing. I’ve only actually had sex with her once. I have a pretty small dick. I’m a silver member, and it’s skinny. The first time we had sex, I tried hitting from behind, and I thought I was doing a good job. But she informed me that I wasn’t inside. We tried a couple of positions until one worked(she was pretty thick and curvy), and when we got it going. I kind of came pretty quickly, and I could tell she uhhh didn’t really enjoy it all that much.
But she wasn’t mean or anything. But I could tell she wasn’t trying to make me insecure about it, judging from the magnum condoms in her drawer. I wasn’t exactly the biggest she’s had. And It was pretty obvious I was very embarrassed. I did apologize for my performance and I was pretty embarrassed. I ended up eating her out and using my fingers. She came several times. Since then, I’ve mostly just used toys, my tongue, and my fingers. We haven’t actually had sex since then.
That was about 18 months ago. I’ve penetrated my girlfriend using hollow strap-ons and penis sleeves, but my actual dick hasn’t been inside her. I’ve asked her a couple of times after I use the strap-on if I can fuck her, but she will roll over and say she is tired. A couple of times, she told me I could fuck her. She would start by getting me hard by jerking me. But she would always go suspiciously too hard and fast and make me cum before we could have sex.
Sometimes she will jerk me off, though, or use a pocket pussy. And I don’t know how to bring it up. She’s great in everything way and I am madly in love with her. Like, I really enjoy giving her pleasure, it’s kind of my kink, but I’ve started to feel very inadequate when it comes to my dick compared to the big toys we use. The strap-ons we use are all eight inches plus and thick. Don’t get me wrong. It was my idea to use them because I wanted her to be pleased in every way. But now I don’t know. It kind of seems like I’ve been cucked by sex toys.
Meanwhile, this reader has a prejac moment…
I had a date with a woman I had been chatting to for a couple of weeks. We went to a pub and had a few drinks. She was incredibly flirty with me all night and used any excuse to touch me—fixing my collar, complimenting my clothes, all of that stuff.
I was so aroused all night and a little embarrassed as I had a little boner under the table (silver member), dreading when it was my round and I’d have to get up. She moved closer to me and leaned in to whisper in my ear. As she did, she noticed how hard I was and whispered, “Is that little thing for me?”
Hearing those words made me instantly cum in my pants as she was looking at me. She saw my trousers darken as my cum stained them. I was mortified.
She laughed out loud and said, “Oh my God! I can’t believe you fucking came! You babydick men are all the same.”
She stood up, still laughing, got her coat, and walked out, leaving me there to soak in my shame. I don’t think there’ll be a second date.
While this reader got back together with an ex…
So my ex-girlfriend and I first got together when she was in uni, and I was her first. After two years, we broke up, and then after a year or so, we got back together. During our time apart, she obviously had other partners. Upon getting back together, we were fooling around when during a handjob, she said, “I only have a few fingers with you. I didn’t realize how big most other guys’ dicks were until after we broke up.”
I came so hard, to which she laughed and said, “Oh, you get turned on when I tell you about the bigger guys I’ve been with?”
She was such a size queen now and had gotten used to big cocks. My quick cumming also proved to disappoint her as she got used to guys lasting a hell of a lot longer than me. She proclaimed a few times that she just wanted to be fucked hard and properly. Even our mutual female friend once said that my girl just needed a good long fuck that I was unable to give her with my bronze member dick. We broke up again after about six months.
This reader learns the truth the hard way…
Three of my friends (1F and 2M) were at my house last week. We were watching MI Vs GT(sports) and were drunk. Things got sexual, and the female friend (can’t say the name) asked us our hard penis sizes Friend 1: 6 inches. Friend 2: 7 inches. Me: I said I was average. (Honestly, I had never measured my penis before.)
She asked us to show so that she could check if someone were lying.
Result: Friend 1: 5.8 inches (not fully erect because he was drunk). Friend 2: 7 inches, as he had said.
Me: I was fully hard, but it turned out I was a silver member of the small dick club. I was shocked because I’ve actually got a small dick. That moment changed my life. I’m very small and far from average.
She smiled but said, “Aww, don’t feel bad. It’s still cute.”
Both male friends comforted me. I felt really humiliated. She gave BJ to friend one and friend 2. She offered me a BJ, too, but I couldn’t do it. I chickened out like a total small-dick beta simp. I still get hard thinking of that day.
Our last reader is outed by his daughters…
Hi, I am a dad of 60 with two daughters, one 36 and the other 32. We were sitting and talking about my grandson, who does boxing. My daughter was asking what size she needed for a cup to protect his manhood. Laughing with her sister and her mother, she said, “He’s quite a big boy down there.”
I said, “I think they are all one size.” (meaning the cups)
“Well, we know that’s not true, Dad, because your junk would fit in an egg cup.”
My wife started to laugh.
I said, “How would you know?”
“Ah, do you remember when your back went out, and you were on all those painkillers?” one of my daughters said. “Well, we used to help mum lift you and dress you.”
I went red and felt so embarrassed.
My daughter said, “It’s OK, Dad. We won’t tell anyone you have a little mushroom dick,” and they all started to laugh again and gave me the small finger signs.
They’ve never said anything about it until this day. Still, the thought of them knowing about my small dick and balls (my balls are like little marbles), I just wanted the ground to open up and swallow me.
*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech.