By Max Swan. There’s nothing like the beach for spying on nice bodies, with some discreet flashing, or not so cautious if you’re on a nude beach. However, everyone is naked on a nude beach, and nobody pays attention to you anyway, so where is the fun in that? On this day, I was on a regular beach in my chair, reading a book with my unique shorts. These shorts are special because I have a hole in the crotch,
Read moreBy amenarimix. I’ve always thought of myself as straight. I’ve attempted to hook up with pretty girls, but I’ve never been successful. I put this down to my thin build, pale skin, long, untidy blonde hair, and the fact that I didn’t go through puberty until I was almost 18 years old, which left me with practically no body hair. However, what made me feel bad about myself was something no girl had ever witnessed before college. I despised myself
Read moreBy Unknown. John was 22 years of age, average height and weight, but unfortunately, nature did not bless him very well in the manhood department, for when he was fully erect, he could only muster a measly four inches. His 21-year-old girlfriend Melanie was five foot eight tall with long blonde hair, a slim waist, and 36D tits. From day one, Melanie was a typical bitch; everything had to be her way or no way. On their first date, John
Read moreBy Redolph. I minded my business at the hardware store when I bumped into Beth, whom my ex had babysat for before our divorce. Beth was a generous-sized but fairly nicely proportioned white woman. She wasn’t a beauty queen, but she did have a nice collection of curves: round stomach, generous muffin top, good-sized ass, and wonderful thick thighs. So, lots of fun features to enjoy! She also had nearly exclusively dated black guys, usually large black guys. Her baby-daddy
Read moreBy Manny. The rule book was discovered by Bill Jefferson one day walking home to his apartment from the bus stop. The rule book allows the user to re-write rules governing the universe, or the user can create their own. Bill was eager to play with this silly book but wanted to warm up when he got home. This arctic cyclone bomb was brutal. Bill was warming his shower up to hop in after being out in the cold for
Read moreBy Our Readers Our readers share their moments of small dick zen. This reader went to a doctor about it… I wondered how I should talk to my doctor about my small penis since I’m self-conscious about my size. My brother (16) and I (18) had our appointments at the same time, so while he was going first with the doctor, I was in the waiting room thinking about how I will go about this. When it was my
Read moreBy charmer949. I’m still pissed off because we must stay here for a month. It’s day thirteen, and I’m stuck–well, we’re stuck–at the Common Inn, a less-than-ideal extended-stay motel on the edge of Smallville. If my blowhard husband knew how to properly do his job, we’d have been home last week. He needs someone to come along in his life who will put him in his place. Mr. All High and Mighty. Ham–I call him behind his back. He’s gone
Read moreBy Our Readers Our readers share their moments of small dick zen. *Warning: this issue has some Gay SPH experiences. This reader has a day at the spa he’ll never forget… I went to a local Asian spa for men, which usually has mostly older Asian males that frequent it, maybe 50-70 year-olds, but I guess with the holidays. Lately, it’s been pretty busy with many non-Asians checking it out. After arriving, I stripped down and headed to the
Read moreBy AnOddCrush. ‘This apartment has great water pressure,’ I thought to myself with relief. The hot water on my back felt amazing after my long night. I didn’t know what had gotten into my wife, but she’d wanted to have sex over and over, and now my poor butt was paying the price. It was sore, and I could feel dry, crusty cum chafing my abused anus. Sighing and feeling a little like it was a chore, I squirted some
Read moreBy Babydicklover. A couple of months ago, my stepson moved in with me due to inflation. I enjoyed my privacy and wasn’t looking forward to living with him again. That may sound harsh, but I am set in my ways as a 62-year-old man. I raised him since he was in diapers. He doesn’t know I am not his biological father, and I don’t plan on telling him anytime soon. Living with him was fun, but I needed to address
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