Rule Book For Humanity
This arctic cyclone bomb was brutal. Bill was warming his shower up to hop in after being out in the cold for so long. His roommate Greg had his girlfriend, Julianne, who was skipping through the apartment as she opened the door on the frozen Bill, seeing his shriveled up shrunken penis and retracted balls from the cold. She laughed as she closed the door on him. After his shower, his wang was back to normal, but Julianne did not get to see it that way. Bill opened the rule book he had found outside and wrote: ‘Old rule-men’s penises expand larger when cold to warm their bodies.’
Bill immediately realized he had chosen the wrong words when he looked down and saw his warm penis was now one-third of his size. He was slinking around the apartment to his room when he heard his penis being mocked in the living room.
“You know how you guys’ dicks grow when it gets cold?” The girlfriend asked his roommate.
He responded casually, admitting to the idea.
“Well, I just saw Bill come in from the cold. He must have been 1 inch long, cold. How little is he normally, do you think?”
He shrugged. “Not sure. Maybe he’s a grow-er, not a show-er when he gets erect, but my guess is he might be an innie.”
The couple was laughing pretty hard at Bill’s mistake.
Bill reopened the book and had to fix his misfortune. Still, the rule didn’t allow him to change what he had already screwed up, so he put in an old rule: ‘Men who are smaller in penis size are considered the most attractive men on the planet. They possess every quality people want in a man.’
Bill’s wardrobe had completely changed. Bill now had tons of clothes that were extremely tight on him. They were designed to show his flatness upfront. Bill gets dressed and goes back out to the living room. Now the girl in the room was openly flirting with Bill.
“Oh, Billy, you are such a tease,” she giggled as she was crotch-watching him.
She snuggled up to him, and he realized she was trying to see if she could find and make his little member hard. His roommate was just dumbly watching his girlfriend manipulate another man’s privates. She begged him to let her see his equipment now that he had recovered from being so cold. She had an idea. “Let’s measure you two.”
Soft Bill was now 0.125” long and 0.25” around. His roommate soft was 5” long and 4.25 inches around. They didn’t even look like the same species. Comparing equipment like that, he started to get hard and shot up to 2” long and 1.75” around. His roommate was 7” long and 5.75” around. The girl clapped. “This is so sexy.”
“I knew you were so pretty! We talked about how much fun it would be to have you join us.”
Juliane started stripping to join the two young men in their nudity. “Greg and I want to have sex with you, Billie. Will you bring that pretty little dick of yours to our party?”
Bill was astonished. He never realized that making that change would have sparked his buddy Greg to want to share his sexy girlfriend, who now had her beautiful Ds exposed to Bill. Her nipples were as big as sliced pepperonis and sticking out more than Bill’s little woody. She motioned for him to come here with her pinky finger. She grabbed a fist full of his hair as he did and pushed him down to her smooth waxed crotch.
Bill started sucking the girl’s clit and fingering the girl’s pussy. She shifted him and asked that he remove his fingers. She did, and he could now feel her boobs rubbing his back. Then he was not ready for Greg’s big balls to swing and strike his chin as Greg was fucking her pussy from behind. She pushed his face harder into her clit with one hand and reached around, and started jacking Bill off with the other hand. Bill was about to cum when she stopped and grabbed Bill’s wrist and took it to Greg’s balls as she sat up to kiss Greg behind her.
“Play with these, Billie. Feel what it is to be a MAN,” she instructed; before she lurched forward again in her orgasm, squirting all over Bill and Greg to kiss, bite, and lick Bill’s asshole.
Bill came quickly once she started rubbing his little dick again. He also felt Greg’s balls draw up in his hand and pull away. Juliane pulled her pussy away from Bill, squirting him in the face as Greg also came on Bill as well. Bill was freaking out as he ran to his room to make a new change because this was not what he was hoping for.
Skiddadle Skiddoodle: You have a Tiny Noodle
Jenna was the ultimate size queen, and her current boyfriend Beau had a big cock, flaccid 6 inches in length, 5 inches in girth, hard 9.66 inches long, 6.66 inches in girth. She loved to torment unsuspecting guys she picked up on Tinder, bringing them to her apartment and then humiliating them next to Beau’s monster dong. At his size, even guys with big dicks were dwarfed. She had a porn site contract and got most guys to sign an agreement to appear in her videos if their faces were obstructed, so she was always buying costumes and masks to make the story happen. She bought herself this witch costume and a wand at some strange store. This guy she brought home tonight, though, was big. His cock was probably 5.5-5.75” soft in length and 4.75 inches around; when hard, he jumped up over 8 inches by 5.75 inches. Jenna waved her magic wand and said, “Skidaddle Skidoodle, you have a tiny noodle.”
Suddenly a streak of light shoots out and strikes…
The magical glow engulfed Jenna’s boyfriend, Beau. It faded to a focused red light over Beau’s rock-hard boner that was sticking out in front at 9.5 inches long. Beau exclaimed, “it feels tingly!” Suddenly everyone was focused on Beau’s shrinking boner. Suddenly it was his soft 6 inches long while hard as a rock. Another 10 seconds pass, and it’s still hard at 4 inches long and as thin as his index finger. When it stopped shrinking, Jenna grabbed the tape measure and pushed it on him, seeing a 2.75” long 1.9” girth. She struggled to stifle the laugh.
“You have the tiniest dick we have ever had here.”
He yelled, “Fix it, damn it!”
She shrugged. “I don’t even know what I did.”
Beau screamed, “Fuck!” as he came, just touching it. They watched the penis shrink even further.
It was now not even sticking out of his body.
“Oh, my God! You were a grow-er, not a show-er!” She looked up as she realized her Tinder date just ran off.
“Schtick Schlong Wick Wong, your dick is thick, and your dong is long,” she flipped her wrist, and an amazing thing happened.
His penis split into two penises. He had one 8” long and 4” around and one 4 inches long 8” around. She was dumbfounded.
“Uh, what did I do?” Was all she could say.
Beau was at a total loss and exhausted from morphing so much. He collapsed on the couch with two unique boners. When he woke up, she was slathering both up with her mouth. She slid his thick one in her pussy and his long one in her ass as she rode him reverse cowgirl. She was squirting like crazy, as she had never been so full. He got off first, squirting cum deep in her ass, then she rode it, limping out before he came again in her pussy.
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