The Lambda Lambda Lambda Sorority
By rileycao. The sprinklers put out my blanket first, then drenched my entire dorm room. I had shielded the smoke detector with an entire roll of aluminum foil, but some of the fumes had wormed their way in, tickling the little sensor. There’s no way to stop the sprinklers once they turn on; you just have to try to salvage your electronics and paperwork. One of the floor douchebags poked his head out at the noise of the fire alarm,
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