50 Small Dick Jokes

    These are just jokes. If can’t laugh at yourself then don’t read them. 1. When you got circumcised, did they use an electron microscope? 2. Your dick’s so small, you can sodomise ants. 3. Your dick’s so small, you can masturbate through the slits in a fork 4. Your dick’s so small, you rent out the Hubble telescope when you have to piss. 5. Your dick’s so small, bacteria laugh at it. 6. Your dick’s so small, you

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Our Readers SPH Experiences 11

By Our Readers Our readers share their moments of small dick zen.   One reader busts a sexual partner faking it… Last night I was fucking this guy. I was laying on my back; he was riding my dick. After awhile, my dick slipped out, but he didn’t notice. Since he was on me, I couldn’t really do anything. Then he says, “Your cock feels so good.” And I’m thinking, wow, he obviously couldn’t feel me since he didn’t know

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Nina

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No Dick December

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My Sister’s Doormat

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