Our Readers SPH Experiences 299

By Our Readers

Our readers share their moments of small dick zen.

This reader had a wardrobe malfunction…

This happened at age 18~ when I was in high school. I went to the pool with some friends. Took a piss and forgot to tie up my trunks. I had lost weight as well recently.

I walked to get something out of my bag. It was in a public area of changing stalls, away from the pool, with 15 stalls per side and two rows. There were places to hang your clothes etc in between. There were two MILFs (in their 30s/40s) with their kids in one place, and some girls were leaving the big changing room and walking toward me(in the direction of the pools). They were my age, some were probably younger all were in bikinis/swimsuits. Growing young women, some skinny, some curvy, but you could see cleavage, bellies, thick thighs, toes, etc.

I bent down to take some money out of my backpack, and this caused the trunks to slide off. Then I tripped, trying to get them up (and falling to do so), and stood up with my trunks still down on my ankles as everyone noticed due to me falling. So I got up, and they all immediately noticed I was a grower already, but due to the cold pool, etc., I was extra small, like one inch at most, no exaggeration.

I heard one of the girls (who looked Indian and with big boobs) say “Okaaaaay” with a shit-eating grin. Whereas all the others either giggled, laughed, or even pointed at my privates. I think one of the younger-looking girls, who was very skinny and short (I think blonde) and flat-chested, looked away while saying “Ewwww” while also glancing. Which, of course, really hurt she found it so gross.

I turned around as I pulled up my trunks, but then the older women saw it and looked clearly shocked and laughed, maybe due to awkwardness. I ran into a stall and closed the door. They still laughed and continued walking. I needed a couple of minutes to process what had just happened. I then realized I was hard; I just wanted to jerk off after taking that and touched myself a bit, and came fast over the floor. I had post-nut clarity fast and, pulled up my trunks and left to return to my friends.

Later, I did see one of them, and she, half looking away and half smiling, did the 🤏to me, which I honestly didn’t know what to do with at the time.

Another reader was outed by his wife at a party…

My wife (now ex) and I attended a party with some of her coworkers. There were maybe ten-ish people there. I knew some of them very well, and some of them I only knew a little bit.

The night went well overall, but by the end of it, my wife had enjoyed several cocktails. When she drank, she became a bit of an oversharer and a HUGE flirt. We were all sitting around; the guys watched football, and the girls talked in the dining area. It was an open-concept floor plan, so some conversations bled over into the other groups.

I heard some giggling, and one of the girls said, “That would split me in half.”

The giggles continued, and the other girls wished they’d experienced that at least once. I glanced over, and the girls were starting to whisper. Some of them started to hold their hands up. I assume they were talking about sexual partners’ penis sizes. The hand motions continued, and so did the giggles.

My wife walked over and asked for her phone. She had a bad habit of losing it when she drank so that I would hold onto it. “No drunk snaps,” I teased her.

She laughed. “I’m just gonna show the girls your tiny dick.”

My jaw dropped. Every head in the room turned. I laughed it off and said some joke that made it sound like she was just being dramatic. She went back to the dining area, and the girls gathered around. She passed the phone around as they all giggled and glanced over.

“So you got a tiny dick? That sucks,” one of the husbands, who was pretty drunk, said. “How small?” He laughed.

“It’s not. She’s just being dramatic because her ex was like ten inches.” (that part was true).

The guy laughed and agreed. “Yeah, that’s a tough act to follow,” the guys laughed as if it were no big deal.

I thought I had successfully avoided that one. We went back to watching TV. Of course, this couple hosting us had a smart TV. Right in the middle of the game the screen cut off and cut to an iPhone home screen. All the girls started laughing, and I turned red and got hot as my wife pulled up her photo app.

Preloaded was a video I had sent her of me stroking my cock with two fingers. I was rock hard in the video, and my silver member’s hard dick leaked pre-cum. I looked tinier than usual, just using my two fingers. The guys groaned and yelled, “Ewww,” and said, “Get it off,” but they didn’t look away as laughter filled the room.

She let the video play for the whole 30-ish seconds until I came. I was embarrassed.“See… I told you guys he was tiny!” she teased. After I had cum on the video, she looked at all the girls and said, “And he always cums that fast, too.”

The rest of the night had a common theme of mentioning everything small or quick as a jab at me. At the time, I didn’t understand. But on the way home, I was so turned on my wife kissed my neck and started rubbing my cock through my jeans, and I busted in my pants after only 20-30 seconds. 😅

Meanwhile, this reader was at the hot springs…

I was at a hot spring when I got up to leave my swim trunks clenched to my body, revealing my very small soft dick. An older woman saw it and laughed at me.

While this reader went to a mixed spa with his girlfriend…

I finally convinced my girlfriend to go with me to a mixed spa and onsen. We’re from a conservative Asian country, so nudity is extremely rare and something we’re not very comfortable with. They provided us with disposable underwear, which was made of mesh and very see-through. My girlfriend had to wear a transparent tube top and panties, and I wore the same style of mesh underwear. The fit was tight, pressing everything inward, which gave me an “innie” look. Usually, my micropenis is just the head resting on my small balls when soft.

At the spa, a few other couples and mostly guys were around. We picked one of the pools that already had a couple in it. To get in and out of the pool, you had to swing a leg over the side, which meant I was quite exposed. When I spread my legs, my small size was pretty obvious. The girl in the couple glanced over, did a bit of a double-take, and kept looking at my crotch. I could tell she was trying not to laugh. She ended up talking to her partner, then made a small-penis gesture with her thumb and index finger while glancing at my girlfriend with a sympathetic “poor thing” expression.

After that, the couple started making out, and the guy purposely stood up to reveal himself, but still at least twice the size of me, even when I was erect. They eventually left, but part of me wished they’d stayed and laughed a little more.

This reader liked to brag about his big dick…

Truly, I am a bronze member of the small dick club when I’m stretching. When I’m sitting, it’s a thick silver member. Back in high school and college, I’d brag about being hung. I knew I was small, but I’d fake pictures and use them as a way to get girls. In retrospect, I turned off more girls this my dick-talk than I landed. A few were disappointed when they saw my small dick. I few liked it.

I was dating a cute little Italian girl in college, very briefly. We went on a few dates. We’d made out a few times. It was mostly a summer fling. I was in my “big dick” era.

One day, we were making out in my dorm room, and I was rock-hard. I pressed it against her as we went at it. She stroked me over my pants, but we didn’t go any further.

We were texting and Snapchatting a lot. I turned the conversation towards my dick. Asked her if she “felt something” while we were making out this last time. She said yes. I pushed her to hear what she thought of the size. I started bragging about it being big.

She said, “Well, I’ve had much bigger 😜 I used to date football players, you know.”

It killed the conversation. (Sad, I know)

I said something like, “Oh…”

She was immediately apologetic. She felt horrible, like she’d crushed my ego. The way she said it did ☠️

We dated a bit longer after that, but it never got serious and fizzled out not long after that.

Looking back, it’s something I fantasize about all the time.

She wasn’t impressed.

She’s had bigger…much bigger 😳

Another reader got groped in class…

One time in class, I was working with my classmate on a project. Our teacher gave us the class to work and let us stay in the class or go somewhere else to work on it. Everyone left but my classmate and I. We stayed because we got along well with the teacher. My classmate was cute and somewhat dorky, but something about her always made me like her. Anyway, we were standing up working on the board at the front of the room, and the teacher’s desk was also at the front but on the other side.

So I got something from my bag and came back, and while she was writing on the board, she asked me to hand her the eraser and reached her hand back without looking and fully grabbed my dick. As soon as she felt it, she screamed, “Oh my god,” and turned around and looked down at my dick and back up and had the biggest smile on her face.

She laughed a little while saying, “(my name), was that it? I could hardly feel anything. It must be so small, like a little baby.”

Now, our teacher wasn’t the most attractive, but not bad either, and she could see and hear everything from her desk, but still, she asked us if we were okay with a little smirk on her face. And that is how my classmate and teacher found out about my small dick and the rest of the class not too long after.

Meanwhile, this reader was hoping to lose his virginity…

I was so excited! Aged 18, I was confident that I was about to lose my virginity finally. Veronica’s parents were away for the weekend and, at her suggestion, we were watching television in our underwear even though this was only our second date.

She was more experienced, according to rumors I had heard. She had a small white bra that barely covered her ample chest and acted as a shelf, pushing them up and causing them to wobble with every movement. Her bikini bottom was also white semi-sheer (I could see she was shaved, which was unusual back then), and the thong back showed her glorious bum off to perfection.

I was wearing a tight pair of white briefs that highlighted my tackle, revealing the prominent outline of my rock-hard dick while holding it firmly in place against my body. The downside was they compressed my balls, and they were tight and almost inside my body cavity.

We openly eyed each other up and down. She smiled and invited me to the couch, where we immediately began kissing passionately. I soon had my hands on only the second pair of breasts I had handled and was marveling at how big and firm they were. Veronica moved her hands from my bottom and placed the palm of her hand against my bulging cock. I was shaking with excitement.

She then stopped kissing me and asked, “Are you hard?”

“Of course! You’re gorgeous, who wouldn’t be?”

”It’s just that when I was looking at it, I thought you were a nice size, fine soft, but you’re rock hard?”

She jumped up, entered the kitchen, and returned a minute later with a measuring tape. She told me to lie down on the couch, which I did, and then she lowered my briefs. My cock was pleased to escape from the tightness and sprung out, pointing straight up against my lower torso. I was pleased with how it bounced so forcefully, but Veronica started to grin, got hold of it, and placed the measuring tape along the top of it.

She giggled, which then turned into laughter as she said, “Oh my God! You’re a silver member of the small dick club!”

My stomach was churning, and I knew the night was taking a turn for the worse, but I tried to sound confident as I asked, “So?”

“Well, that’s tiny. My other boyfriends are about that big when soft!”

I was nauseous but trying to cling to some pride as I said, “So what? They get hard and are an inch bigger. Big deal!”

This was met by hysterical laughter as she said, “An inch? And the rest! They have all been at least twice as big as you, hard. Plus, look at your tight little nut sack… It looks like you don’t have any balls!”

I was close to tears now, but this seemed to egg her on as she went into details about 6, 6.5, and one 7.5” dick she had had sex with. They were all thicker than me, too. Once she said that she pushed me back down flat on the couch and ran the tape around my still erect cock, and somehow managed to laugh even more when my girth measured at four inches, slightly more than my length.

She then asked me to stand up and had me standing in various poses as she grinned and kept saying she couldn’t believe how small I was. As things calmed down and I was still naked and she was in her underwear, I tried to kiss her again. I still had my virginity to lose. But she said, “No chance, babydick.”

We chatted about my sexual experience to date, which was minimal, and so, out of pity, she slipped out of her underwear and did a few turns in front of me so I could at least say I had finally seen a naked woman for real!

I had been hard for over an hour by now, and it was aching and dripping pre-cum. I had one last attempt at trying to persuade her to have sex, but she said no chance. However, she did show some pity and caressed my tight, flat nut sac as I masturbated, shooting a big load into a kitchen towel. This was the furthest I had progressed with any woman in terms of sex, so I was devastated and yet triumphant to a degree.

Veronica then started to put her clothes on but insisted that I stay naked, and she started to laugh all over again when my dick finally returned to its flaccid state of 1.5 inches. Once she got bored with “the show,” she told me to get dressed and to leave.

Surprisingly, we remained friends; she never told everyone about me and we would even occasionally laugh about this night a couple of years later. I am thankful for the experience, realized the truth regarding my size, and have pursued and enjoyed an active sex life in which SPH has played a major role.

While this reader was caught again…

This was just supposed to be a quick walk outside nude, walk straight to my phone, pick it up, and go back inside, and of course, of all the days my neighbor to the right of my house came home early with his wife, or they’re on vacation, I don’t know, the point is they were home unexpectedly outside of the norm at 11 am. It’s under 40 degrees Fahrenheit outside (4.4 degrees Celsius). I took two steps out of my door, and their truck pulled up. I immediately spun around, stepped back inside, and closed my door.

I had to wait for them to go inside as I peeked out my carport door to get my phone, which I had positioned on the ground in the corner against a railing. I got dressed and pushed it out of my mind. I’ll try again later, no problem. Wrong!

Her husband leaves 20-30 minutes later. I hear the truck start up and leave. Just as I’m about to strip down again, I get a knock on the door. I’m like, ‘Who the hell is this.’ And it’s the wife, of course. I go, okay, here we go, lol.

I answered all like 👋 “Hi,” lol.

She was like, ‘hell no,’ with her face. She goes, “Yeah, we caught your little show… AGAIN!”

My mind goes blank, and I’m like, ‘What the fuck? Again?’

She continues, “And I don’t know what you’re doing exactly, but if I had a dick as small as yours, I’d want to keep it (points at my groin) a better secret.” Then while trying not to laugh with a bitch smile, she goes, “Don’t worry, your dick is that small we couldn’t see much. Just keep it inside from now on, or we’ll call the cops the next time,” and then walked away.

I just stood there stunned. I’m turned on and offended at the same time. What did she mean again? I was so humiliated.

This reader was spotted in the changerooms…

One time, I went to my local gym, and normally I don’t use the showers or locker room because I get shy about my small dick. But I had to rush to something after working out, so I decided to bite the bullet and go to the locker room.

While I was showering, I thought I heard someone chuckle, but when I looked around, I didn’t see anything. I quickly returned to where my stuff was and saw these two guys changing. When I walked over, I saw one tap the other and gesture toward me. They both tried to stifle a laugh and they started speaking in Spanish to each other. I don’t know much Spanish, but I knew ‘pequeño’ means small. I looked down and saw that shrinkage from the shower made my tiny dick look even smaller than normal. I tried to hurry and change even faster. As soon as I stepped away, I heard them finally laughing. My face was red the entire walk back to my car.

Another reader tried getting an escort…

I met an escort. She was a bit older. Hot mom vibes. Tight ass and big soft breasts. We arranged for a basic 30-minute service in her dingy hotel in the hood but the interior decoration is nice for some reason. Anyway, I lay down on her bed and took off my underwear while I was still flaccid, WHICH I NEVER DO.

Disclaimer- when I am soft, I have a flaccid inny. Thankfully, it grows to a Bronze Member size when hard and very thick. But when it’s soft, you can only see pubic hair and two little balls. My dick is an inny.

She immediately asked, ” What should I do with that?” While she put her finger on my dick and rubbed it in circles, she said, “You don’t have a dick!”

After she said that, I think she could tell it was turning me on because my inny grew, and she started leaning into SPH while giving me a HandJob. I don’t know if it was because she thought my dick was that small or because she knew I liked it, but it was fucking awesome. When I was finally fully hard, I asked if I could fuck her pussy

She said, “Hmmm, I don’t know if your dick will stay in my pussy.”

After she said that, I said I couldn’t contain myself and shot a load almost up to her ceiling. She said, “That was HOT.”

She thanked me and showed me the door. I never got anything other than a handjob. But it was hot as fuck.

*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech. Some of these “confessions” have been taken from Reddit.