Thirty thoughts a woman has when he has a small dick
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2. No way!
3. This can’t be?
4. After looking at his big hands for so long, I really expected more.
5. He even wears a size 13 shoe!
6. Maybe he’s just not hard yet…
7. I should be sexier.
8. But, like, he seems to be into it…
9. Is this why his last girlfriend cheated on him?
10. Do you think he knows that it’s small?
11. It kind of explains why he’s so muscular… he must be over-compensating.
12. Maybe he’ll get harder if I suck on it?
13. Hmm… still tiny
14. But hey…it looks like I can suddenly deep throat!
15. Sucking dick is kind of fun now, check me out – Deepthroat! Ha! Ha!
16. Oh no… I think he wants to fuck now
17. Is it even worth it?
18. Like for real, what if I can’t feel it?
19. Wait, it’s about the size of the boat, not the motion of the ocean
20. No, no, it is about the motion in the ocean…
21. He’s a pretty big dude, I’m sure there’ll be some motion?
22. Oh, what the hell, go for it little dick.
23. Could he be thrusting any harder to make up for his lack of size?
24. I mean, it actually does feel pretty good though.
25. Should I pretend that it’s big? Or is this just a lost cause?
26. At least I won’t be sore tomorrow (bonus).
27. Hey, maybe he can put it in my butt, since my last boyfriend was way too big for that.
28. I’m so good at looking on the bright side.
29. So good… So, so, sooooooooooo good!
30. Fuck yeah, that tiny dick just made me cum.
By Ashley Uzer