Mum you are so literally a MILF: Part 1
By Small Dave. [google-translator] It all started one weekend when our daughters were back from University for a weekend. We were watching Love Island: my wife Ann and our two daughters Polly and Ruth. I don’t really like that kind of TV. And I made a stupid sexist comment. I regretted it the moment I said it. It was about the guys being chosen for the size of their dicks and the girls gagging for it. I called them tarts
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