Mum you are so literally a MILF: Part 1
By Small Dave.
We were watching Love Island: my wife Ann and our two daughters Polly and Ruth. I don’t really like that kind of TV. And I made a stupid sexist comment. I regretted it the moment I said it. It was about the guys being chosen for the size of their dicks and the girls gagging for it. I called them tarts and sluts. Which was nasty and mean and totally against what I think about women and what we as a family thinks. I can’t think of what came over me.
Polly and Ruth told me off right away. They glared at me angrily: “Dad, you slut-shaming bigot.”
“Dad, I can’t believe you would say that you total male shit.”
Ann got cross as well. She said she wouldn’t mind, but it’s not like I would even know what to do with one of those beautiful big girls. Then she said that I was just jealous of the men: “You wish you had half what they’ve got in their pants. God knows I do.”
I was speechless.
The girls squealed. “Oh my god, mum. What are you saying?”
Ann ignored my protestations and smiled at our daughters: “What does it sound like I’m saying? Your dad’s got a tiny dick. You might as well know.”
They looked at one another in delight: “Oh, I knew it. We were right, weren’t we, Ruth.”
“Yeah, all our friends have seen their dads naked. They said how big their dad’s dicks are. They described the bulge. So we said our dad hasn’t got a bulge and how he never lets us see him naked. So I said he’s probably got a tiny one.”
Ann laughed: “Well, you were right. Tiny. Tiny and totally useless.”
The girls could see their mum needed cheering up.
“Mum, we do this when a boy’s got a small dick. Look.” The girls looked at me, sneered, and wiggled their little pinky finger at me. “That means Little Dick.”
“Like this mum. Go on. Yeay.”
The three looked at me and did the pinky finger wave. Ann giggled.
“Okay, mum. That’s the pinky. Then you do ‘Loser’ like this. Then: ‘Boo Hoo’ and put your finger on your cheek like that and pull a face.”
“Yeah. Like that. Ooh, mum. Nasty! Love it, mum.”
They sang ‘Little Dick Loser Boohoo.’ wiggling their pinky, making an L shape on their forehead, and then a tear down their cheeks.
Ann laughed. They did it together again.
After that, they all wagged their pinky at me and teased me all the time.
*****
The next night their friends from University were coming to stay for the half-term holiday. I heard them in the bedroom telling their friends what their mum had said about me. I missed the first part of their conversation but managed to listen at the door as Polly raised her voice:
“No, we haven’t actually seen it. I don’t know exactly how small. We didn’t have a ruler at the time.”
They all laughed at that, and I coughed, making my presence at the door known. They called for me to come into their room.
“Dad, we told our friends that you have a little dick, and they want to see it.”
I said no, but they got cross and pulled down my pants.
“Wow, it’s tiny.”
“Let’s see how big it is when it’s erect.”
“How?”
“Like this:”
One of them lifted her nightie up to show her knickers and naked tits. She looked at me crossly. “Do you like that?”
They all did the same.
One of them touched my dick. I was very stiff.
“There. Get your ruler. Wow. Almost three inches. They’re normally 8 to 11 inches long.”
“It would fit in my lacy knickers!”
They made me wear a pair of tiny pink panties. I was so excited I touched my dick in front of them and instantly came in the knickers. They squealed as they saw the pants turn wet and sticky. Ann heard and came in. She saw me standing there with cum in the pants.
“What have you girls got your dad doing?” She laughed. “That’s priceless. I’ve got to get a picture. Don’t move.” She took pictures on her phone. “Close up of the little dick.” She smiled at the women: “Kick him out when you’ve finished playing with him.”
They soon got bored of teasing me and pinching my dick.
“Dad, fuck off now. You total pervert.”
I crept into my bed next to Ann.
“Did you enjoy that, Dave?”
I cuddled into her and rubbed my dick on her hip.
“Stop it, Dave. I wish you had a bigger dick.”
*****
The next morning I came down to hear my daughters remonstrating with their mum.
“You so do not need to be this frustrated mum. Fuck dad’s pride! What about your rights? Your happiness?”
“Girls, I know, I know. But it’s not like I’m going to start dating or advertising or anything. Who would want to fuck an old woman like me?”
“Oh, for fuck’s sake, mum, behave. You are well hot. You’re a MILF. All the boys at university, all the guys our age, they all fancy you. They all think you’re really hot. Total MILF.”
Ann blushed and turned away: “I don’t even know what MILF means.”
“Oh, stop it. You do know what it means, mum. It means Mother I’d Like to Fuck. Yeah, the ‘T’ is silent. M.I.L.F. Literally mum, you are so literally a MILF. I could get any boy I know to fuck you. They’ve all got really big dicks as well.”
“I’m not sure how…”
“We’ll have a party. Invite our friends and a selection of boys. One for you. You join in the party and do what we do. We’ll get you all dressed up. Like a real slut. Really sexy. Show them big tits off and that big sexy arse.”
*****
I was made to wear a pair of tiny lacy knickers and a tight T-shirt on the night. Ann looked magnificent. Tiny little skirt, high heels, and a tiny shirt showing off her tits in her wonderbra. Boys turned up and looked her up and down. They laughed at me. Girls and boys danced and made out. Ann asked which one was for her. The girls laughed and admitted that it wasn’t one. It was those three over there.
To Be Continued…
*This story has been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the narrative and plot have remained the same. Just remember, even with the limited editing we do, it doesn’t mean any possible major flaws in this story were fixed.