By J902213. It’s about 6 pm, and I’m waiting for my 18-year-old ‘brother’ at the fucking Airport. His flight arrived 2 hours ago, and I’m the last guy waiting at the gate. I knew this shit would happen. Finally, I see captain douchebag walk out of the bathroom with some 28-year-old blonde smacking her on the ass and kissing her goodbye. “Hey, shorty!” he yelled. Gotta love it when your little brother makes fun of you for being shorter than
Read moreBy missella. Kate looked over at her blind date, pleasantly surprised for once. In the past few weeks she’d been set up with one dickhead after another by well-meaning friends, although if they thought she went for arrogant assholes who spent their whole time talking about money and how important they were, well, she’d have to give them a talking to. To be fair though perhaps they were just judging by her disastrous history. Why they thought to reverse those
Read moreBy MissionaryStyle. So, my girlfriend and I moved in together recently. We’ve gotten a little more serious but no mention of marriage yet. Our apartment is not too small really, as it has a guest bedroom we use as office, but each room is tiny, so the bedrooms, kitchen and living room are really close. After a couple of months, my sister-in-law came to the apartment and stayed with us. Gotta describe them both now. My girlfriend, Sheila, is short,
Read moreBy frenchie789 “I just love the presents you brought me, Chris! I’m impressed you followed all the requests in my ad. Our first date is going to be amazing. Most people that contact me thru my website are so lame. Just because my profile says I’m a sugar baby, they just think they can buy me a few presents, get in my pussy and then disappear. But, I liked your profile. You said you’re 45, Chinese, have a successful job
Read moreBy JessieOye. The Step Sister This story happened during my senior year. I changed names for privacy. Everyone except the parents (obviously) just turned 18 at the time. Backstory: My father remarried in my early teens, and I ended up living with them for most of the rest of my teenage years. My stepmother had a daughter, Jessica, who also came to live with us for a few years. Both were tall blonds. Being the boy in the family, I
Read moreBy smlwilli3. Chapter Four As Suresh drove to the Sigma Mu house, he saw it had been transformed over the past day; it had been decorated to look like an old English castle. There were medieval decorations in front, and there were two guards dressed like knights in the front, with large halberds. A steady stream of people was driving up, and valets took the cars and drove them elsewhere. Even the valets were dressed like medieval pages. Suresh gave
Read moreBy SmallPenisMo. It was 11pm. Rasheed was horny. He had been stroking his circumcised cock to porn for the last hour, edging himself. As he watched a video of a brunette with big tits being fucked in her ass, Rasheed felt aroused but also depressed at how he was a virgin at 23. He should have been writing up a report for his boss to be given in tomorrow, but his cock’s needs were more important. Rasheed wished he had
Read moreBy Our Readers Our readers share their moments of small dick zen. This reader found why it’s hard for us to have one night stands… I recently got a new match on Tinder, and I didn’t really like her, so I decided to risk and ask her to come to my apartment on the first date. I was expecting her to ignore my message, but she said yes. Therefore, I picked her from the bus station, and we walked
Read moreBy hodownnuzv “Ladies and other ladies, welcome to the tenth quadrennial Masculinity Olympiad,” the loudspeaker boomed above the heads of thousands of screaming women. They were dressed in jerseys from all different countries around the world and chanted with their fellow countrywomen in support of their finalists. The stadium held sixty thousand, and every seat was sold, but no one was being used as every woman in attendance was standing. The loudspeaker continued to boom as its message was translated
Read moreby Wifesboy. I met Adele 10 years or so ago at BDSM Munch. We were each with other partners, but it was evident we both were drawn to each other when we first met. She wore a black, tight dress, mid-thigh, black nylons and cherry red high heels. Her breasts were small, maybe a 32B (though a few years later that changed!) and I can’t say the dress was cut to show any cleavage, but her eyes were big and
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