By Dickless Hailey said yes! Three weeks of hanging around her delinquent friends paid off. Friday night, I will take her to the movies, and hopefully get lucky for once in my life. We lived next door back when. Hailey and I played together, ran around the neighborhood, you know, kids’ stuff. She was an adventurous tomboy; I was shy. We complemented one another. Never any kissy-kissy. One time in second grade we skinnydipped in the creek, but that was
Read moreBy tinybetacuck Disappointing Dr. Rogers 1 Disappointing Dr. Rogers 2… Two weeks later, Doug entered the waiting room again. Even though his mind had been almost completely occupied with thoughts of this appointment over the past two weeks – he had trouble focusing at work, often taking breaks to masturbate while imagining how this day would go – he had no idea what to actually expect. He noticed that he couldn’t hear voices through the door to the office
Read moreby twiddershins Jeff was just a regular dude when he met Jezebel. They had lived together for a few months and at first they seemed satisfied with each other. They got along fine and would have appeared like any normal couple in public, but that was now long ago. Even then, Jeff had felt lucky to have her because of his tiny penis! One Saturday night, Jezebel came home late. Jeff had already stopped staying up for her and went
Read moreBy zpolymer For three and a half years I’ve been the school slut. Or at least, that’s what you’d hear if you asked around. Every school has its “mean girls” clique and mine was Vicky, Leslie, and Miranda. They’re the ones who started this rumor about me having sex with any guy who looks my way. They always have a short list of insults to throw about my weight and my looks too, even though I’m not very fat and
Read moreBy TJA I grew up near to and went to university in Brighton on the South Coast of England. It’s a ‘hip and happening’ city with lots going on, a vibrant night life and is often referred to as Britain’s San Francisco. I had left at 22 when a job opportunity had me move to Coventry, the polar opposite of cities, but the job was great, the pay even better, and houses cheap as chips. I am now 27, and
Read moreBy tinybetacuck Doug opened the door to the waiting room and walked in. The antechamber was small, and it was made even more cramped by the baskets of toys lining the shelves and the magazines scattered across the low coffee table. The door to the next room was closed, so he sat down on the couch, set his backpack down on the floor between his legs and picked up a People magazine. He was still leafing through it when the
Read moreregularguy13 “I need a large cock.” It was eleven o’clock at night. Albert, a college freshman, was at a sex shop. The head of his frat had ordered all the freshman brothers to buy a large dildo as a gag gift for the “Secret Santa’ Christmas gift exchange they were hosting for their sister sorority. “Don’t we all, Hon,” answered the fat, bored, chain-smoking grandmother behind the counter. She pulled out two huge dildos and placed them in front of
Read moreJadisCarroway The party was awful. The air reeked of cigarette smoke. The place was dim and the haze was so thick that I couldn’t see far beyond the people in front of me. The music was so loud I had tyell into somebody’s ear to make myself heard. A drunk woman, well into middle age, danced awkwardly on the subwoofer. She flashed her tits, which were unpleasantly saggy, and cackled like a meth whore. A guy in the corner lit
Read moredepositdutchess SPH Dick Tax You’ve come to me for your dick tax? Perfect. You’re require to pay me for having an insufferable and disappointing penis. The smaller you are, the more you pay. Embarrassing, I know. If your cock is eight inches, you may send $35. If your cock is seven inches, $45. You may increase $10 per inch subtracted. So if your cock is 4 inches, $75. You’ll pay on your knees in cash. Handing over the monetary value
Read moreMax Swan (Horrorotica). Redhead Kay Boyle glances in the mirror as she brushes out her long, wavy hair. She’s hoping to see an answering look from Alex, her husband. The man is engrossed in his laptop checking the latest stock reports. Kay knows better than to interrupt Alex when he’s deliberating over his investments. He always takes this little interval before bedtime to work on his stocks and bonds. She doesn’t dare complain. Alex has made a significant profit in
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