By Unknown. My eyes popped open. I’d been snoozing on and off for probably the past hour, but I was rested now and ready to wake up. It was a Saturday morning, and, I now realized, it was my 34th birthday. I was pleased, because my wife always does something really special and makes me feel like a king on my birthday. My wife is awesome; there are just no two ways about it. We’ve been together for 10 years