By Runtz3. [google-translator] “Welcome, neighbors!” The doorbell chimed just moments ago. My wife Elizabeth and I moved in a few days ago to a lovely neighborhood. This is our first home, and this came through just in time as we’re expecting our first child in seven weeks, and we wanted to get in and settled before the baby came. “Hey there, we’re Elizabeth and Todd,” my wife gushed, pouring on her southern accent a little thicker than average. Elizabeth and
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Read moreBy hkholin262. [google-translator] “What do you think, Jeremy?” I snapped out of my thoughts and glanced around. The entire student government was looking to me for guidance. I was their president. I glanced at the screen behind the presenter, Liam, and quickly scanned the slide before giving my answer. It seemed to do the trick because he nodded and continued his presentation. I adjusted the sheets in front of me. I needed to pay closer attention. The whole student body
Read moreBy Our Readers [google-translator] Our readers share their moments of small dick zen. This reader hates public showers… When I was 18, my family went on a camping trip. The brochure made the place look nice, but in reality, it was a dump. Worst of all, it had communal showers. These showers were the worst kind of communal showers. They did not have the showers on the wall. They were on Bradley Poles. If you are not familiar with
Read moreBy TooSmallDave. [google-translator] Part One: Humiliation My girlfriend Angie was a size queen. Why she went out with me, I don’t know. When I got off with her, I wasn’t aware of just how small my penis was. I was young and horny and confident, and my libido made me unself-conscious. My dick is 3 inches long when it’s fully erect. It didn’t seem to matter to her much at first. I was cute, in my mid-twenties, and calm. Angie
Read moreBy Our Readers [google-translator] Our readers share their moments of small dick zen. This reader wins a bet but loses at life… I had a friend who always thought he was better at basketball than me back in high school. We were about equally skilled if that’s what you want to call it (we weren’t any good). Let’s call my friend Jim. We haven’t played in 5+ years, and we finally got a group together recently to play. Things
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Read moreBy Smallwhitedick89. [google-translator] I remember how it started like it was yesterday. I was on a date with a girl named Amanda. We went down to the river where there was a fire going and drank some beers. We were laughing, joking, and having a great time. Then the sun started to come up, and she was getting feisty. We started kissing. It was good. Our mouths were in harmony, and as I went up, she went down. I nibbled
Read moreBy Our Readers [google-translator] Our readers share their moments of small dick zen. This reader’s wife thankfully sees beyond naked attraction… I watched a TV show called ‘Naked Attraction’ with my wife last night, it’s a show where a naked woman or man picks a partner from six contestants, and they are naked too. The first episode has six guys naked, and surprisingly, all of their soft dicks were bigger than mine. Some of those soft cocks were bigger
Read moreBy Max Swan. [google-translator] ‘Delta-Delta-Delta’ is a sorority with branches in the most elite colleges in America and counts amongst its alumni some of the wealthiest families in the world. Some consider it a secret society almost, and conspiracy theorists online say Triple-Delta sisters are a force working behind the scenes to influence corporations, politicians, and governments. Yet no one can say how this works exactly, so most people just laugh off these claims as fringe craziness. Getting into Delta-Delta-Delta
Read moreBy Our Readers [google-translator] Our readers share their moments of small dick zen. This reader is so small he had lesbian sex… My ex used to scissor me to get off. She used to try to ride me, but my gold member dick kept falling out of her pussy. So instead she just put her legs between mine, put my dick inside of her, and started grinding her clit on me. I obviously didn’t feel much pleasure besides just
Read moreBy fun_bobby. [google-translator] “You can see as we transition from slide 19 to slide 20, the performance of the codebase changes when….” The speaker at the front of the room droned on as the meeting began its second hour. Ian, seated in the back of the room, struggled to stay awake as the content was almost entirely technical. As a sales tech, the only time he cared about tech specs was when he needed to babble something at a confused
Read moreBy Our Readers [google-translator] Our readers share their moments of small dick zen. This reader is not a stayer… Usually, I ask my wife for sex and she will either say yes, no or maybe a handjob. Last night I asked her not to put her panties on after her shower so we could have sex and she said, “Haha, no, I’m too tired. You might get a pitty handjob if your good.” I said, “I can be really
Read moreBy random136744. [google-translator] My wife and I just got back from a trip to Cabo this last week. We haven’t vacationed in a while due to the world ‘situation’ this last two years, so it felt good to finally get out and spend some time. This vacation was different in many ways, though. If you have been following my latest updates, my wife and I have been getting a bit more adventurous in our sex life. I have introduced a
Read moreBy Our Readers [google-translator] Our readers share their moments of small dick zen. This reader’s wife goes by Vanderpump Rules… So I was naked about to hop in the shower, and my wife looked down at my penis (1.5 inches soft), and she said: “I was watching ‘Vanderpump Rules’ and a guy was talking about the perfect thigh to junk ratio, and I thought of you.” I have very thick thighs, by the way. So I asked her to
Read moreBy random136744. [google-translator] Kara (F31) woke up Saturday morning around 9 am. It was a hot morning in Florida, around 92F. “I guess it’s going to be a pool day,” she thought as she made her way to the window to raise the blinds. Kara’s husband (Mark M32) was already up and at the gym. He was slightly overweight and working hard to get his body back. Summer was approaching, and Mark did not want to have another summer where
Read moreBy Our Readers [google-translator] Our readers share their moments of small dick zen. This reader’s girl mistakes a lack of package as a lack of interest… We had been dating for a while, but nothing had really happened between us. A little kissing, but that was all. One night I had some friends over, so we watched a movie. My gf decided she would sit on my lap while we all watched the movie. During the first
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Read moreBy donaldelliott11. [google-translator] My younger brother was two years behind me. That was just enough that we were sometimes in the same school, sometimes not, and never had the same interests. His friends didn’t know mine. He was basketball, and I was swimming and tennis. He played well on teams; I was a loner, competing for best only against myself. I got much better grades. He consistently had more luck with girls. He was the stud, even at 18, a
Read moreBy Our Readers [google-translator] Our readers share their moments of small dick zen. This reader has had a bad run… Has anyone at The Small Dick Club ever had to deal with someone who knows you have a small dick and constantly makes a big deal of it all the time as if it gives them some kind of power over you? For most people, it’s going to be an ex-girlfriend or something, but for me, it’s my stepdad
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