By hodownnuzv “Ladies and other ladies, welcome to the tenth quadrennial Masculinity Olympiad,” the loudspeaker boomed above the heads of thousands of screaming women. They were dressed in jerseys from all different countries around the world and chanted with their fellow countrywomen in support of their finalists. The stadium held sixty thousand, and every seat was sold, but no one was being used as every woman in attendance was standing. The loudspeaker continued to boom as its message was translated