By Emmcee20. Feeling dizzy and light-headed and clearly reacting to something I’d either eaten or come in contact with, I’d taken a fall and cut my left hand quite badly. It was soon apparent that I was going to the hospital. My son delivered me to the emergency room at the hospital, and within an hour or so, I was in a bed in ER with a drip in my right arm, and blood tests are taken as
Read moreBy totallynotjared Admittedly, 11:30 A.M. on a Monday wasn’t the peak time to go to a strip club. But Steven had been blue balled the night again before. Right when he thought he had the chance to lose his v-card to his girlfriend Katie, she backed down upon the first sight of his penis and sent him home for the night. Steven woke up the next morning with the worst morning wood he’d ever suffer and decided to
Read moreBy ChrisEva. The slender young blonde’s name was Julie. Dr. Julie M. Netten, to be precise, holder of a newly minted degree in medicine from the University of Washington. Early yesterday morning, a placard framed in black plastic and hastily tacked to the wall behind her desk confirmed this in the bold italic script to all comers, her signature flowing freely in blue pen beyond the designated line. But it hadn’t sunk in yet. At this point, she
Read moreBy Sizedsmall. Peg Adams was counseling her student and protégé Sally Durham. As a guidance counselor, Adams, a devoted dominatrix, had taken a liking to Sally after she had told Adams she was using a strap-on on her boyfriend, and the guy really loved it. The two now had a casual friendship, and Peg was helping Sally with her campaign to win her fourth election as class president. A slight hiccup had arisen, though, in the form of
Read moreBy ittybittyone45. This is a story about the dumbest thing I’ve ever done. It starts with one of the happiest moments I’ve had in a while. Through a mutual friend, I was being set up for a date with the woman of my dreams. Meghan was a short brunette with gorgeous wavy hair down to her shoulders. Her body looks like Photoshop in real life. I’m talking big perky C-cup tits, an ass that would make J-Lo jealous,
Read moreBy HymenCleverpants. Daniel Levine was so happy. He was about to be married to Leah, the most beautiful woman he’d ever met, after knowing her for just one year. His family and all of his best friends had flown out to Israel just for the ceremony, which was to be on the beach. Daniel looked at himself in the mirror and was mostly pleased with what he saw- a handsome Jewish man with a short manly beard, wearing
Read moreBy Anonymous. It was New Year’s Eve, and some friends had invited me to a party from college. I decided to go because I had nothing better to do and I thought it could be fun. When I got to the party, there were a lot more people than I expected. I didn’t care for a large number of people at the party, but it was too late to do anything about it, and it would have been
Read moreBy fantaseeboy. Shortly after settling into the motel room we’d reserved, the friend I’d come with received a text. He left shortly afterward to join the rest of the lacrosse team that had also come to spend spring break on the beach. I hadn’t expected him to ditch me, so I puttered around the room for a while. I took a shower, shaved my face, even though I really didn’t need to. I added some gel to my
Read moreBy gushogan. Peak stripping happens sometime between the age of nineteen and twenty-five. I’m pushing thirty. Most strippers drink, smoke, or use drugs. That shows in their face, which is why by thirty, so many of them look forty. Stripping is all about fantasy. Most of the guys and gals who come to watch strippers want youthful fantasy. I don’t drink, smoke, or use drugs. I eat right. I work out. Lots of yoga. I pass for twenty
Read moreBy Max Swan. The work Christmas party has been as awful as it was last year. Kenny Lee’s coworkers mostly ignored him, he’s the office nerd, and he couldn’t leave because his boss Colin insisted they all stay to the bitter drunken end. Well, Kenny isn’t too drunk. He tried to keep it cool so he could maybe chat up Sasha Radcliffe, the front receptionist. A woman, the nerdy, ninety-pound weakling had dated once, and then she lost interest. He
Read moreBy littledickwanker. I was staring down at myself in the shower. I always knew that I was small, I used to tell myself that it was just a little bit below average. But now that my not even 2-inch erection was poking at me, I had to admit that I was indeed tiny. Life was not fair. First, the humiliation of even getting outmanned by little kids in the locker room. Another problem was peeing at a urinal
Read moreBy Dio1511. Read Part One Here… ***** Part Two… After my adventure with the girls the previous weekend, I went home and rubbed out three more orgasms, my cock boiling with lust from what had happened. I fell asleep after the last one. All my strength has left me with my jizz. On the following Monday, I went back to school. No longer aroused, I was aware of how awkward things would be now that those girls knew
Read moreBy Gary Wrednal. I get nightmares about appearing naked on stage. It was almost thirty years ago when I had to do this for real, yet I’m still getting flashbacks. Because I possess a much smaller penis than average, exposing it in public had been a challenge at the time, but it must have affected me more than I’d thought. I’m standing in the wings of a theatre, about to step out into the lights for the scene
Read moreBy Max Swan. The classroom that had been empty not long ago is now hosting seventeen artists. Timmy doesn’t know what he’d been expecting, but as he scans the room, he sees a mixture of men and women, mostly females. They’re staring at the short teen man with appraising eyes, casting glances up and down his body from face to bare feet. Timmy locks eyes with Jill, who’s sitting closest to the podium, grinning from ear to ear
Read moreBy AB-2006. Hi, my name is Tim. Last year I turned 57, I’m divorced and childless, and I’ve actually had sex exactly 57 times in my entire life, one day for every year of my life. I have a small problem; my dick is only two inches long when fully erect and not even an inch when flaccid. It’s pretty hard to satisfy a woman with equipment my size. Yes, I was married, but she was a religious
Read moreBy Dio1511. I was a virgin throughout high school, mostly due to my insecurity. I was decently tall but very thin, and I didn’t think I was attractive. I also felt insecure about my size down below. I grew a bit more attractive as high school progressed, but the insecurity was always there. It was in my last year of high school. I was sitting in my science class when the teacher announced that she was giving out
Read moreBy hodownnuzv. The day droned on into eternity. Gary couldn’t bear to look at the clock anymore, and yet his eyes seemed to be drawn to it on a minute-to-minute basis. He had two classes in the morning, political science and psychology. Both of which were spent ogling the illustrious woman across the room and taking sparse notes. She had long brown hair that was in a perpetually messy bun and she always seemed to wear a baggy
Read moreBy swimfan2. Andrew smiled at me as he held up two pairs of skimpy Speedos, one for each of us. “So we’ve got to wear these,” he said. “That’s the condition they’ve laid down.” My jaw pretty much hit the floor. “Are you serious?” I asked. “No fucking way am I wearing a fucking Speedo dude! That shit’s fucking gay.” I’d been so into the idea of going round to Andrew’s house for this pool party. He’d convinced
Read moreBy Max Swan. Adele Brack is grinning, breathing hard and covered in sweat. She’s even moaning faintly with each breath despite the fact the peak of her orgasm had passed minutes ago. The woman’s reclined on her bed, completely naked with only the long strands of her hair partially covering her body. A few more tremors shake her luscious body before she feels the last embers of her pleasure finally fading. ‘Shit, have I become good at that,’ she thought,
Read moreBy UltimateHomeBody. -1- Chris joined the queue to exit the pool by the ladder as he always did, not wanting to swim another 400 meters. Tonight’s training had been enough to wear him out, without the added penalty for exiting straight over the pool edge. Nearing the ladder, he was nudged aside as someone pushed in front of him. About to make a complaint, he noticed who it was and buttoned his mouth. Seems tonight was going to
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