By tinybetacuck. [google-translator] “Mommy, may I please put my peenie in you?” My wife lowered her book and looked at me through her reading glasses. “Are you sure, honey?” I gulped. The fact was, I wasn’t sure. I didn’t even know I was going to ask. My little peenie was just so hard, and I couldn’t stop looking at the rise of my wife’s breasts under her T-shirt. It just kind of blurted out, and now I had no choice.
Read moreBy Lil Joe. [google-translator] I had just turned 18 when I was diagnosed with a hernia. I was admitted to the hospital to have it surgically repaired. Part of the pre-operative procedure was to remove all the hair from the incision site. Apparently, in those days, that meant not just a close trim with an electric shaver, but a baby-smooth shave with a handheld safety razor. Of course, I was blissfully unaware of all this until the procedure actually took
Read moreBy kleincox. [google-translator] A couple of months ago, my wife invited her sister over one Saturday morning to do some scrapbooking. My wife recommended that I work in the yard so they could have some privacy. Yard work is one of my least favorite ways to spend a Saturday morning, but it did need some attention, and I was not in the mood to deal with my sister-in-law’s criticism. We never really gotten along, and she was against my wife
Read moreBy Anon. [google-translator] A couple of weeks before my four-year hitch in the Air Force was to end, I received notice to report to the base hospital for a discharge physical. I was to see Major Hughes on Thursday at 0900. On the appointed day, I arrived at the hospital clinic about 5 minutes before the scheduled time. A cute nurse at the reception desk signed me in and told me to take a seat in the waiting room. After
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