By VirginGooner. I never thought I’d be 30 and still a virgin. It wasn’t for lack of trying—at least in my head. Girls in high school ignored me, college dates fizzled out before anything physical happened, and every time I got close, the embarrassment of my tiny dick killed the vibe. It’s not just small; it’s pathetic. Maybe three inches hard, if I’m lucky. I’ve measured it a hundred times, hoping it’d grown overnight. No such luck. So,
Read moreBy dedburdie. OK, class, quiet! As you all know, today is a very special day. Some of you have been looking forward to it, others dreaded it like the worst nightmare. Yeah, Billy, looking at you. Well, I shouldn’t assume, but you know, experience shows. We shall see soon. Where was I? Yes, today is the day we measure the boys and, based on the results, assign them their respective roles. Look at Jim, grinning from ear
Read moreBy BoyDingo. I’ve always known my dick was small. As a Black guy in my mid-20s, growing up in a city where stereotypes about Black men and their sizes get thrown around like gospel, it hit me hard early on. Mine’s three and a half inches hard, soft it’s this pathetic little nub that hides in my pubes. Showers after basketball games in high school were torture—guys glancing over, smirking, whispering. But I thought college would be different.
Read moreBy LilDean. The whiskey in my glass catches the light from the hotel room’s bedside lamp, swirling amber like slow-moving traffic on Fifth Avenue. I don’t even like whiskey—prefer a crisp lager, really—but it feels like what a man who might be mayor should drink. The ice has melted into submission, diluting the burn just enough to pretend I enjoy it. “Tell me again,” I say, not looking up from my phone where the latest poll numbers glare
Read moreBy Naturally_long4skn. Kind of a long story, hope you enjoy. First time sharing a story at The Small Dick Club. This took place this past summer. It was a friend’s birthday weekend, and she and her husband are both a few years older and entertaining people. They planned a weekend camping trip on a floating campsite on a lake. Which, if you haven’t done it, is so much fun, it’s basically a floating, anchored double-decker site in a
Read moreBy rjstclair. Andy Johnson exited his shower, the steam fogging the mirror in front of him. He removed his towel and wiped it away, revealing his fit, lean body. He combed his dark brown hair before shaving the growing stubble from his face. He looked himself over and felt satisfied; you could barely tell he was approaching 40. Dropping the towel into the hamper, he exited the bathroom into the bedroom he shared with his wife and
Read moreOur readers share their moments of small dick zen. This reader has a bad case of whiskey dick… I, like many others, enjoy a good drunken or semi-buzzed romp. Mentally, I am so horny, have less inhibitions, and the dirty talk with my girlfriend and me is amped up. The only problem is that after only a few drinks, my hard dick is rather puny. Fully hard, I don’t quite reach the spots to make her cum, and when
Read moreBy SmutWriterAI. The girls’ gym echoed with the faint squeak of sneakers on the polished floor, even though classes had ended hours ago. Empty lockers lined the walls, and the air hung heavy with the scent of old sweat and rubber mats. I shouldn’t have been cutting through here, but it was a shortcut, and more importantly, I spotted Hannah near the bleachers. She was laughing at something, her long dark hair cascading over her shoulders, that tight tank top
Read moreBy NoiceM8ey. So this is the story of the time I M25 (I’ll go by ‘M’) accidentally embarrassed a friend, whom I’ll call ‘F’ (also M25), not only between just the two of us but also to every one of our mutual friends. I’m not sure if anyone here is interested in hearing a tale from the perspective of the bigger man, but I don’t think there is a more appropriate website to post this to, so I
Read moreBy makanibraydhani. Captain Ember plopped down on the bed and let out a long exhale. “What a long day,” she exclaimed to the empty room. And a long day it had been. Her crew had boarded three different fishing vessels today, and frustratingly (or thankfully, depending on who in the crew you asked) all three were determined to put up a fruitless defense. Of course, none succeeded long, but she knew just how much her crew loved
Read moreBy tnsfaas. I never thought a trip to the sauna would flip my world upside down like this, but here we are. My wife Kelly and I have been together for 15 years—solid, loving, the kind of partnership where we finish each other’s sentences and know exactly how to make the other laugh. We’ve always kept things spicy in the bedroom, but over the last five years, life has gotten in the way: work stress, kids’ schedules, the
Read moreBy CuckoldressAnne. Peter was an early forties guy who had long since succumbed to his inadequacies, namely a tiny penis. He was of average build, 5′ 10″ tall, above average looks, thick grey seductive hair, blue eyes, and good cheekbones. He was always extremely well-dressed and professional. Following a lot of ridicule at school in England, Peter had not bothered with the dating game and instead focused on his education, later building a successful business. He had
Read moreBy RSchwuler. I grimaced at the bleak strip mall, just two long-shuttered shops sandwiching a rundown storefront office. The broken blinds were closed, and the sign was faded. The only other car in the crumbling lot clearly belonged to my quarry. A gaudy, purple Nissan Altima that had been dinged all along its sides and bumper. I bet he was a reckless driver, an aggressive asshole on the road. Vince Caruso was an angry, nasty little bastard, and
Read moreBy Pindickpro. Wade wakes up before his alarm. For a moment, he lies still, staring at the ceiling of his childhood room, listening to the familiar sounds of his house coming to life. Cups in the kitchen. Footsteps in the hallway. His father’s voice, already awake, already moving with purpose. Today. The word pressed against his chest like a weight. Today is the examination day. He sits up slowly, rubbing his face, trying to calm the tightness
Read moreBy HomeNudist. Living alone, I have always hated housework, and sometimes I just let it slide until it reached a point where I had to do it. But one day, on a whim, I decided to do housework naked. The idea appealed to my exhibitionist streak. It started a few years back when I moved into this quiet suburban neighborhood. My place has these big floor-to-ceiling windows in the living room and kitchen, facing the backyard and the
Read moreBy LOAAC. Read Part ONE Here! Read Part TWO Here! ***** Part 3… “Do I look okay?” Aria rechecked her reflection, smoothing the front of her red blouse even though it already fit her perfectly. I’d already told her twice that dinner at Jasmine’s was casual, just a home-cooked meal. Still, she kept tugging at the fabric the way people do when they’re more invested than they want to admit. It felt less like a dinner with
Read moreBy CrazyColumbina. Julien crept through the dark and musty caves. The bow and quiver on his back and his short sword shifted with each step. He was a tall man, handsome, striking, and surprisingly clean-cut for a monster hunter. He and his partner, Andrea, were tasked by the nearby feudal lord with capturing an oni seen in the area. The cave tunnel opened into a large cavern. Julien sniffed. He smelled her before he saw her—the sweet,
Read moreOur readers share their moments of small dick zen. This reader has a bit of a fucked up family… This happened recently. I was helping cook thanksgiving and my mom brought up that one of her fuck buddies said all her kids were grown up and she was gonna have grandkids soon. My mom said she responded with, “My daughter is too busy with school, and my son doesn’t have a girlfriend,” then put her pinky out and said,
Read moreBy BeachGoer. I remember that day at the beach like it was yesterday, even though it’s been a couple of years now. It started as this stupid impulse, you know? I’d always been insecure about my dick—it’s tiny, barely two inches when it’s hard, and soft, it’s just this pathetic little nub. But I figured the Speedos would be fine. I’d seen guys wear them before, and they looked sporty and confident, even. So I grabbed these tight
Read moreBy Luv4hotwives. My name is Mason. My girlfriend Haley and I were discussing our upcoming trip. “Why don’t we stay with my friend? We’d save a lot of money. I’m sure he wouldn’t mind.” Haley suggested. My girlfriend was very frugal, so I wasn’t surprised at her suggestion, but I didn’t know who she was talking about. “Which friend?” “Oh, Noah. I’m sure I’ve mentioned him before. I’ve known him forever.” “Yeah, I’ve never met him before,
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