Our Readers SPH Experiences 312
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This reader is enjoying some fun with his wife…
My wife was a virgin before she met me, and she didn’t really know much of what was out there. Honestly, I was a virgin, too. Early on, sex was good between us. I measured my dick once, and I’m a silver member of the small dick club and pretty thin. Occasionally, I’d read about how small I was and how most women didn’t find it enjoyable, but I didn’t think much of it. My wife seemed happy.
But things changed with time. I’m not sure what got my wife to feel this way. Maybe it was me who mentioned it. But she kind of realized I was small. And she started to joke about it. And instead of feeling insecure, I found myself getting harder and harder. It became a thing between us. At first, it was just offhand comments occasionally on how it didn’t feel so good. But it wasn’t long before we both realized I genuinely couldn’t satisfy my wife. The crazy part was that it turned me on so much. She giggles now when she sees me in the shower. She once slipped up and told her friend I wasn’t big enough in front of me.
She sometimes just presses her feet on my dick for fun and jokes about how they need to be dirtier for my dick to deserve them. And I like it. Sometimes, I kiss her feet, hoping to get some attention. I wonder how much of this is her play-acting, but once I saw her cum with a dildo, and it was incredible- her whole body shook for many seconds. We sometimes talk about finding her a big cock to help satisfy her. She finds sex too personal to make that move, and I’m kind of scared that once she finds the right guy, she’ll change her mind. Still, it’s a hot fantasy, anyway.
Another reader discovers his sons are hung while he is not…
Once, I got caught naked by my son, and later, I caught him masturbating. He was 18 years old at the time. I had a day off from work, and my wife was at work, so I thought I was home alone, and I was just in bed playing with my morning boner and having a lazy horny moment to myself. The weather wasn’t great. It was raining and very windy. My bedroom window was slightly open, and the wind blew it wide open, and things like paper started flying around the room.
I jumped out of bed and closed my window and then quickly went into the bathroom and closed it, then went into my older boy’s room to check if it was closed. I didn’t have any clothes on as I had been jerking off until the wind disturbed me, and my dick had shrunk and was at its smallest thanks to the cold wind. I walked into my son’s room, and he was lying on his bed naked with headphones on, watching porn.
His cock was freaking huge. As I barged into his room, he got startled, jumped up in surprise, looked at me, then dropped his gaze to my dick and burst out laughing, trying to cover up his own. I quickly exited the room, embarrassed, remembering he had no school today, and I went and got dressed. I made breakfast for him, and he came, smirking at me, took his plate, and went to his room.
Afterward, I told him I had forgotten his school was closed today. He laughed, saying, “Do you always walk around the house naked when you’re home alone?”
I said, “No, I was getting changed when the wind blew the window open. So I ran around the house, ensuring all the windows were closed.”
He said, “It’s OK, Dad. I won’t tell anyone about your tiny dink.”
But I could tell he was finding it funny that his Dad was way smaller than him.
In the evening, the wife and I were sitting watching TV. The boys were out. I decided to tell my wife what had happened. She couldn’t stop laughing. “My poor son had to see your tiny dick.” She said, “He’s huge, isn’t he?”
“How do you know?”
She said, “You should see the tents he makes in his bedsheets with his boner, and I see it poking up regularly when I wake him up in the mornings, and the same for the other one. I caught him masturbating once, and he looked huge.” She said, “How does it feel to be a dad to two well-hung boys while your dick is still flat-packed, waiting for puberty to come and build it.”
I laughed. “I’m happy for the guys,” I said.
“Are you feeling jealous?”
I shook my head.
“What did you see?”
I told her he was in bed. He was about seven inches tall and had a very purple head.
“Yeah, it does look about sevenish when it’s poking up from his sheets, and our other son is probably the same size. Maybe a touch bigger,” she said.
She asked for a demonstration of my reaction when I saw him and realized I was naked in his room and how he reacted. She said I should speak to the boys about it. I asked her what for. She replied, “In case they can give you any tips to grow yours,” and she then laughingly said, “The only thing you need to think about now is you’re tiny, and your dad was tiny too.”
I had told her I saw my Dad’s penis once, and he was slightly bigger than me.
Then she said, “So how did you help produce such two big lads, or did the milkman have to help!”
Then she walked off laughing for her shower.
Meanwhile, this reader gets some workplace SPH…
Yesterday, while I was in the office, a colleague (girl) asked me how she could lengthen a graphic element that she couldn’t make the right size. Another colleague (a girl) told her, “Good, ask him. He’s been trying to stretch his little dick for years.”
And they burst out laughing. They know the truth about me. 
While this reader decided it is what it is…
My girlfriend and I went to a nude beach once and loved it. That day, I became painfully aware of just how small I really was, especially when soft, but it is what it is. I’ve come to terms with it. I never thought I had a big dick, but I certainly didn’t think I had a tiny one. I assumed the freakishly hung guys did most porn I’ve seen. After 5 minutes, I realized that I was smaller than probably 95% of the guys there.
My girlfriend and I have a monogamous relationship but have no objections to each other looking at others. You can look but don’t touch. It is the rule. We even point out nudity to each other when we see it, concert flashing, pokies ripping through a girl’s top, etc. When it happens, we point it out to each other. This was our first nude beach trip, and this sort of thing was way out of character for either of us. My girlfriend had a field day looking at the insane amount of huge cocks. Every time I looked at her, she was looking somewhere else. At first, I was a little jealous, but I did get over it. Again, I came to terms with it. It is what it is.
Fast forward to the second trip at the end of that same summer. We were out to dinner with another couple, and the nude beach subject came up. One thing led to another, and the next thing you know, that weekend, we were in the car together on our way to a double date at the nude beach. I’ve been friends with the guy for about 20 years and have never seen him naked. All men have made jokes about having a big cock at some point in their life, and I never verified with him. So I thought it was just that, a joke.
We got to the beach, and within seconds of setting up the chairs and blankets, he had his pants down. I’m a bronze member when hard, and this guy whips out a soft dick longer and thicker than my pitiful boner. It fucking swung back and forth with every step he took like some pendulum. I saw my girlfriend’s mouth open in disbelief, no matter how many times she denied it happened.
Talk about a real confidence killer. It was a 2-hour drive to the beach, and I was already committed to this event, so there was no turning back. I felt so insecure that I was the last to get undressed. When my girlfriend dropped her top, my friend said, “Damn!”
She responded, “Same to you…”
My girlfriend kept her bottoms on because she felt a little awkward going full-nude in front of friends. My friend’s girl dropped her top and bottoms next. She’s a super petite girl with almost flat tits. I’m not judging at all. I only say that detail because it did make me feel a little bit better not being the only small one there. Then again, small tits are way more acceptable than a small dick.
They were all looking at me to drop my pants next. I was petrified but had to do it. I said fuck it and dropped my pants. It was beyond humiliating to unveil a one-and-a-half-inch soft dicklette next to my friend’s estimated seven-inch flaccid monster cock. Nobody said anything, but that awkward silence spoke volumes.
To make the day worse, this beach was in North Jersey, right near NYC. Even in the summer, the water isn’t warm by any means. The cold water did exactly what the cold water does best. Let’s just say it didn’t help it look any bigger. I wasn’t watching my girlfriend, but quite a few times when I looked over, she was looking at my friend, who had decided to fall asleep on his back.
Again, it is what it is.
This reader’s day at a nude beach ended with a bang on the bus…
Sometimes, I visit a clothing-optional nudist beach. So I went to the beach a while ago. It was relatively full. The crowd was mixed with lots of couples but also single men and women.
Most people weren’t wearing any clothes. I could see some really well-endowed men there. The majority of the women were between 25-60, some good-looking looking most not. I went to the side and looked for a place where there weren’t many people. After a while, new guests arrived. A couple lay down next to me and two very pretty Latinas. I was still wearing swim shorts. The tension increased. The guests around me immediately took off all their clothes and looked over at me.
I had no idea why I was still wearing my shorts. A brief description of me—6’4” and about 220 pounds, but unfortunately, genetics has given me a very small penis. It is around one and a half inches soft with small balls. Silver member when hard. So I stood up and took off my pants. A Latina looked and said to her friend, “See, that was the reason I told you straight away.” They both grinned.
The couple opposite me just looked. You have to imagine. The two Latinas had damn big asses, and I know that I could never satisfy them with my little shrimp dick. The water was still pretty cold at this time of year, which had the effect of making me shrink even more. When I came out of the water, I got more looks with a little laughter. Well, I thought, never mind, and lay down again.
After a while, I got up and left the beach. About 2 hours later, I wanted to take the bus towards the city center. As it was late afternoon, there were already quite a lot of people at the bus stop.
The bus arrived, and after a few minutes, it moved. Suddenly, I saw the two Latinas getting on and the couple I had met on the beach. So I tried to stand still and lowered my head, but they had already noticed me. The bus drove off, the doors were closed, and the two Latinas came up to me and said, “We know you. We were just talking about you.”
I asked, “Why?”
Then one of them said, “I’ve never seen such a small penis on a grown man before.”
My face turned bright red.
Then her friend said, “I’ve seen them that small on toddlers before, but not a grown man. It looked so weird seeing such a tiny penis like that.”
Of course, all the other people on the bus heard and stared at me, and I turned bright red.
Then one said, “Oh, sorry… We didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable.”
I thought, ‘Yeah, I bet,’ but the damage was done.
Another reader is stung by some forthright comments…
I had a female roommate once upon a time, and when you live with someone, just naturally, you’re gonna see something by accident. She had just gotten a new boyfriend, and the last time we hung out, she wouldn’t shut up about him and about his great he was.
At some point, she started talking about sex, and she just randomly dropped that his cock was much bigger than mine and how after him, she doesn’t understand how my girlfriend settles for my small size.
I laughed it off, but it was absolutely insane for her to say that. It really hurt my feelings, but I had to act cool, so I didn’t look like a wimp.
Meanwhile, this female reader got an unexpected eyeful of her Dad…
Recently, it was my Dad’s birthday. We had a little birthday celebration for him. It was me, my sister, Mom’s family and friends, Dad’s family and friends. We had a good time socializing, having some food and quite a lot of drinks. At one point, we were playing some games, and we got to charades. It was Dad’s turn. Some of his friends were snickering when it was his turn, and I couldn’t understand why. They were slightly drunk, so they didn’t think much about it.
When he was standing trying to act out, one of his friends went behind him and just and just yanked his pants. His undies came down, too.
Some gasped. Some laughed. Everyone, in the end, burst out laughing. I was so shocked and burst out laughing. My Dad is a chubby guy, and he has innie dick. His testes were so shriveled and tiny. 
As his daughter, I know I shouldn’t laugh, but it was hilarious. He was so embarrassed in front of my sister and me, family and friends.
He was so embarrassed. He pulled his pants up, cussed at us all, and stormed off. For the rest of the night, he was the butt of the jokes.
While this reader hangs out by the pool with some female co-workers…
I worked with two female co-workers about a decade ago. One was named Keke. She was a relatively taller black woman with a petite body but a very nice booty. The other was Alex. She was a bisexual tomboyish Latina who was very curvy as well, even though she didn’t show it much in her work clothes. I used always to try flirting with them but never had too much success.
I heard them talking one day, saying they were going to the pool, which happened to be by my house. I decided to go there as well but not say anything. I didn’t want them to change their minds and go elsewhere. Plus, if nothing else, I got the chance to see both in bikinis.
I ended up getting there and saw them sitting out in chairs, getting a tan. Both had on skimpy string bikinis. I could tell from the design that they were wearing thong bikinis. Just the sight of them and knowing I could see their cheeks made me pretty hard. I walked up to them and immediately tried to flirt with them.
Alex looked annoyed at me being there and said she was going to go into the pool. Keke didn’t seem to mind too much since she would sometimes flirt back, but again, it never led anywhere. As Alex got up, I decided to very obviously check her out, turning my head to see her ass.
She got annoyed and told me to stop looking. I told her that if she didn’t want me to look, she shouldn’t have worn something so revealing. I turned and was going to start talking with Keke, but before I could say anything, Alex came behind me and pulled my swimming trunks down—all the way down to my ankles.
As I’m sure you can tell from the sub, I’m not hung. Only about an inch flaccid and a silver member hard. And I’m standing right in front of Keke, who’s basically at eye level with my little soft dick. Immediately, she starts laughing and pointing, shouting, “Babydick Alert!”
Without thinking, I turned to Alex, swim trunks still down at my ankles, who also burst out laughing. “Jesus, I always suspected you had a small one, but that’s smaller than I even thought you were,” I recall Alex saying.
I was red with embarrassment and shame. I pulled my trunks up.
“They’ll piss themselves laughing at work when they hear about your babydick,” Keke said, still laughing.
I was so embarrassed that two co-workers who I had the hots for just saw my little dick and laughed at it to my face.
This reader got one more ride for the road…
My ex and I agreed to have sex one last time before we ended things. No foreplay. We went straight into it. While I was fucking my soon to be ex-girlfriend missionary-style, I asked her where she was earlier that night. She told me she went to her friend Nathan’s house. I jokingly asked if she fucked him. She hesitated, rolled her eyes, and said it didn’t matter. I persisted, though. I tried to tease her with my dick, only giving her 1-2 inches.
“Just fuck me!” she demanded.
“Only if you tell me.”
She sighed. “Ugh, yes! I fucked him.”
Then I started fucking her faster. “How was it?” I asked.
She started to moan a bit. “It-it was better than this…”
I smirked and kept up the speed. “Oh yeah? Can he fuck you this fast?”
She seemed to be enjoying this. “He’s faster… Nathan can go much faster.” I tried to pick up the speed, but then she said, “And his cock is much bigger, too.”
I was furious. I was angrily fucking her at this point .“How big?” I asked, but she was hesitant again. I said, “HOW BIG?” as I aggressively thrust into her.
She locked her legs around me, pulled me closer, and whispered into my ear, “He has a BIG black cock. More than twice as big as yours!” I couldn’t get out of her. “I measured it. His cock is nine inches.”
This pissed me off. “Fuck you!”
She laughed. “Yes, you can TRY to fuck me…”
I drove deep into her.
“He can go way deeper!”
So I started fucking her like a rabbit.
“He can go faster than that, too.”
I wasn’t giving up.
“Yes, baby, pump your little dicklette into me. C’mon, give all four inches …”
She began to scratch my back, thrust her hips into me, and bite my ear.
“Face it… You have a tiny dick, and you’ll never be able to please me. Your dicklette is pathetic and useless…”
That’s all I needed to hear to finish. “Fuck!” I screamed as I slammed one last thrust into her and came.
Her last sly remark was, “You can’t even last five minutes while he fucked me for over an hour last night. He made me cum so many times, and your little dick has never made me cum.”
Another reader goes to a nude beach also…
First time on a nude beach. My penis was just some foreskin, no head, no shaft. Some ladies or even men would just stare at me. Although two moments stick out, fortunately for me, they are very hot. Well, one girl was talking to her boyfriend, looked at me, cracked up, then went back to listening to her boyfriend.
The second situation was hotter, though. Three young girls just walked onto the beach. They walked around the dunes, eyeing the place up from the back. Well, I was showing myself off to everyone, and as I walked around the back, these beautiful, young, big-breasted women were unfortunately bathing suit-clad. They were a young black group walking toward me. They were loud about what they were saying: “It’s SO small.”
They cackled and cracked up. As we approached, I heard them say, “I spoke too soon.”
Not sure what she meant. They were still laughing. I wish I knew. They pass me a couple feet away, they start talking more about my dick. One says, “Why doesn’t it hang down?” in a very mock-angry tone.
The other one adds in response, “It’s like all shriveled or something.”
Well, I guess I turned my head over my shoulder and spooked them.
They said, “Keep walking, come on.”
This was so hot. I’m getting hard typing this. I did see this group again, and they were dead silent this time when I walked by them. I heard one of them say, “Shhhh, come on, be respectful.” I tried to get more SPH out of them but to no avail. It was very polite after that first time.
One lady, my first friend I made there, huge tits, kind of heavy, was dancing. So, I said the word for dance in Spanish because I figured she was Latino. She tries to move my body to show me how to dance. We get to talking about the beach and all shapes and sizes and all that. I comment that I have a small penis, she hits me across the arm almost as if to say, don’t say that about yourself. She called me handsome and did say my penis was thick, another young lady chimed in and agreed, and they were touching me in a flirty way. I did grow slightly but kept things cool.
*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech. Some of these “confessions” have been taken from Reddit.