Our Readers SPH Experiences 311
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This reader gets some home truths from his wife…
When I started dating my wife, I knew she was with one of my friends who was about double my size (Bronze Member). Over the next few months, I learned that she was with a bunch of other guys I knew. This made me jealous when I was younger. Fast forward 20 years after she learned that I was turned on by it, she admitted that I was the smallest out of them. She followed this up by saying it didn’t really matter, though. Yesterday, I got the nerve to ask her how my dick game competed with the other guys. She laughed at me and told me I could not compete with them, that I was too small to satisfy anyone.
Another reader had some fun with two Japanese hotties…
I was 28 at the time. I’m a tall, athletic guy typically considered good-looking. My penis is definitely a grower. I was in Tokyo with a friend, and we went to this Chinese snack bar. The place was really small. There was a bartender and two girls working there. We sit on the couches and start drinking with the two girls sitting next to us. The two girls were pretty enthralled seeing a tall American white boy. As the night progressed, they got a little more handsy as my friend and I got drunk.
Over the next hour, the girl sitting with me get making mentions my dick, and I intentionally steer the conversation and tell, “Yes, very big American penis.”
She gets wide-eyed over this and kind of grabs my crotch area to feel. Eventually, it led to her pulling me off the couch, saying, “Let me see it. Let me see it.”
My friend had fallen asleep, so I got up but pretended to be resistant. The other girl gets up and then pulls me to the side of the room, and the girl gets on her knees and starts undoing my belt. I’m kind of in shock that this is happening, but also pretty excited that my dick is about to be exposed, and it’s maybe at 1.5 inches at this moment. I wear tight underwear and jeans, so it’s keeping my dick pretty compressed and tiny. However, this is best best-case scenario in my mind.
So she gets my belt undone, struggles to get my jeans unbuttoned, but finally gets it and lowers my zipper. Very swiftly, she pulls down my jeans quickly, followed by my underwear. I’m in a full Winnie-the-Pooh, standing in this tiny bar with my pants and underwear around my ankles with my little penis about to be shown to two hot women.
I lift my shirt, and the girl gasps. She says, “Oh my God! Not so big!”
I shake it and tug at it, and she pushes my hands away. She grabs a hand towel and starts to jerk my little dick, only using two fingers. I guess she didn’t want to touch my penis. She strokes it, and I get a boner. I’m a silver member of the small dick club, so it isn’t very big. I was starting to get close to cumming as she stroked my small chode.
Then she stops, screws her face, and says, “You must go. Dick too little.”
She kind of leaves me with my pants around my ankles, with my small boner fully exposed. I pull up my pants, and she brings me the bill, telling me to wake up my sleeping friend. Thank goodness my friend slept through everything, so he still doesn’t know any of this happened. Wild night
Meanwhile, this reader has a daddy/daughter day at a nudist resort…
I’ve been going to nudist beaches and resorts for about 10 years now. And my family knows about this. Though most of my family don’t indulge, they respect my lifestyle.
About a month ago, I took my daughter to a nudist resort. At first, she brought it up, saying she’s been reading about the nudist lifestyle and getting to know what it was since I’m into it. After having a meaningful conversation, she asked if it was okay for her to join.
Now, apart from being a nudist, I have been into SPH kink for as long as I can remember! Part of why I like nude is that people see that I got a micro and love the jokes, humiliation, and looks!
I took her for the first time, and she was nervous. We spoke and casually got undressed. She was trying so hard not to make it obvious, but she couldn’t get her eyes off, taking every peek she could looking at my micro. She had a face of nervousness and confusion and a genuine “What the fuck?”
Haha. My daughter sure didn’t expect me to have a micropenis!
While this reader gets one below the belt from a crush…
One time, I (24M) was hanging out with this girl (22) who I had a crush on. I enjoyed teasing her about her height as a way to flirt, I guess. It wouldn’t be constant teasing or anything brutal, but I would bring it up occasionally. On this particular day, she decided to get even with me and teach me a lesson. As I was mocking her height again, she replied, “You should watch your mouth. Short people are in the perfect position to punch and kick where it hurts the most.”
Then proceeded to slap my crotch with full force. I was wearing basketball shorts, so she felt every inch (literally). I fell to the ground, holding my balls, which allowed her to look down on me. She was shocked at what she felt, or lack of it, and started to giggle, moving her pinkie to mock me now.
“Are you sure you’re not overreacting? I don’t know if I hit you. I didn’t feel anything,” she said with a huge grin that I’ll never forget.
The day ended pretty fast as she kept joking about my size. I’m glad she couldn’t see my boner because that would’ve made it worse. Now, she had ammo to tease me anytime I mentioned her height. Let’s just say she taught me a lesson, and I never teased her again. She would occasionally bring it up to embarrass me or drop ‘little’ hints here and there to remind me that she knew about my ‘tiny’ secret.
This reader was pantsed in the pool…
I was at a pool party with a bunch of people, and it was pretty cold out for a pool day, but everyone was drinking and having a good time, so we didn’t care. I was on a friend of mine’s shoulders playing chicken in the pool with some other dudes, and when we were done, we were just messing around being stupid, but I was hanging out up on my bud’s shoulders.
So my friend, trying to be funny, started to pull my shorts down from the back while he was walking up towards the shallow end. I was apparently so concerned about my bare ass being exposed, and I was leaning back, trying to grab my shorts to keep them up, that I didn’t even realize the front was coming down too.
Then, I was completely exposed, without realizing it, for what felt like forever. And everyone got really quiet, and one girl yelled out, “I see a little babydick,” and then everyone burst out laughing.
It was then that I realized that everyone could see my tiny, cold, shriveled little soft penis, and they were all laughing at me. I panicked and just tumbled backward into the water.
So I still get teased about my baby-sized dick to this day by people who saw it that day.
Another reader is outed by his wife to her friends…
My wife had the girls over from work for a party. There were fifteen of them who taught together at the elementary school. They got drunk and started talking about men, and dick size came up. I found out when I got home from work. I came in about midnight, and they were still going strong. When I walked in, they all kind of snickered, but I thought nothing of it because they always act like teenage girls when they get together.
I thought nothing of it as I took a shower after I came home and was drying off, getting ready to put my pajamas on for bed. Then, one of them knocked on the bathroom door. I cracked the door, and it was Lisa. She was a beautiful woman who had everything everywhere. I told her I’d be out in a minute. She grabbed the door, pushed it open, and said, “I can’t believe you’re actually that small. It’s so tiny!”
I am tiny when soft, like an inch, and she saw it all. I stayed in the bedroom until they all left, feeling so humiliated that my wife told them, and then Lisa had to check me out.
Meanwhile, this female reader experiences the joy of sex with a small dick club member for the first time…
I’m 19F, and I’d just broken up with my first boyfriend, who I’d been with for a while and was the only guy I’d been with. And she was about to hook up with a new guy for the first time in a while. He’d been going down on me and had got me wet. He got his silver member to dick out, it was a lot smaller than my ex’s (8 inches), so I was already worried it wasn’t going be as good as I was used to. I started using my hand to rub it hard, but after not long, he stopped me and told me he was ready.
I thought he’d just got turned on going down on me, so we got into doggy. He slid it in, but after like five pumps, I was barely feeling it. Hence, I said, “Go deeper,” but he just grunted and pulled out.
When I looked around, he was staring at his dick, looking horrified, and the condom was filling as he finished. He said he couldn’t have gone any deeper and asked me if anyone had ever finished that fast before.
I said, “No,” and “What do we even do now?”
Then he asked me to tell him about what sex was like with someone good while he kept going down on me, so that’s what we did, LOL.
While this reader has an embarrassing slip-up at his GP…
This happened a couple of years ago. I was having issues urinating, so I contacted a GP online at my local medical center. I live in a small town where you know everyone, so I knew most of the hospital staff. I explained to the GP that I was having issues. She told me to send a photo of my dick to see if there were any physical symptoms (this was during covid, so everything was done online until they made an in-person appointment).
Even tho I knew there wasn’t anything physical, I figured it was just protocol, so I followed through with it. I sent her a POV photo of my dick and thought nothing of it. Then I get a notification from the app saying I have a message. I came to find out that I was supposed to send the photo through a private thread (which I didn’t). I uploaded the photo to the clinic’s main GP website, which every single doctor in the practice has access to.
She replied, ‘Sorry for the confusion. You were supposed to send it on my private thread. Everyone in the practice has access to the main question page.’
My heart sank, and I started panicking as I realized all the nurses/doctors in the medical center were gonna see my 1.5-inch flaccid dick on their question feed with my full name next to it. After around 10 minutes, I managed to calm myself down and relax. She then made an appointment, and I eventually forgot about it.
The appointment day came around, and when I arrived there, I went to the desk, and the nurse checked my file to confirm I had an appointment. I noticed her give a weird look at me after reading the screen as she told me to take a seat and wait for my name to be called. I was waiting there for around 30 minutes. Throughout, I kept noticing some of the nurses giggling behind the desk, and I caught them looking in my direction a few times. That’s when I remembered what had happened the week before, and I began getting really embarrassed and red, wanting the floor to swallow me up.
Eventually, my name got called. Relieved, I went into the doctor’s room, and she told me to take a seat. She was extremely professional throughout. She asked me questions, gave me a prescription, and explained what was going on. I did notice at the end that she gave me a look with a little smirk before I left, but that was it. I walked out of the medical center, keeping my head down and hood up. I still see the nurses and doctors who work there on a regular basis, and every time I do, I see them give me a subtle look when they greet me or pass me.
This reader revealed his secret to his wrestling girl…
Many years ago, there, I had an aggressive friend who was into wrestling and ended up getting a full wrestling scholarship for the college we attended. She surprisingly wasn’t a tomboy, but still rough if you messed around with her. We were really flirty with one another, I was big into smacking her big ass, and in return, she’d go for a kick to the nuts.
She’d miss, and I’d tease her about it, not really being aware that I was giving away how small my dick and balls were. One time, I annoyed her, and she tried to kick me again, making contact with my inner thigh, but still missed hitting my jewels. I laughed at her again, but she finally had enough. “Do you even have anything down there?!”
I got embarrassed, thinking with my ego before my brain, and pulled my pants down to show her. “Yeah, I do see!”
See, when you have both a small pair of balls and a micropenis, when they go into sports mode, you basically have nothing there. I hadn’t shaven in a while either, so she took one look at my shriveled-up nuts and a bush, and she burst out laughing.
She kept laughing and said, “Oh my god, you have a mangina. Two little balls and a bush. But no dick!”
Another reader gets pantsed…
So I usually hit the field with my friends because we like to play football for fun. We’re all about 20 years old and don’t get a lot of chances to play football, so we meet about once a month. I had 3 of my friends, and one of them brought their girlfriend. Well, they were throwing the ball, and I was chill, kind of just watching it. I didn’t notice that my friend was behind me and, out of nowhere, had pantsed me.
And although he didn’t mean to pull down my underwear, he did. Then, a second or less after I pull up my pants, my friend’s girlfriend is looking at me and makes eye contact. So then I ran to tackle my friend and play it off like it didn’t happen. And I’m not really sure if any of them saw my penis. Still, I think none of my friends saw it because they were far away and diagonal from me, and the one that pantsed me ran away after he did it.
Now I can’t stop thinking about how maybe she saw it, or maybe all of them saw it and said nothing so as not to make it awkward. But I can’t get it out of my mind that they all saw my soft penis and know that it’s very small.
Meanwhile, this reader has an awkward time in the gym showers…
I recently reactivated my gym membership for a whole year. It’s been a good while since I’ve gone to the gym. But today, I was reminded why I stopped going in the first place. The damn showers. I decided to skip lunch at work today and go to the gym. It was absolutely packed. They probably had the same idea.
At the end of my session, I went to the changing room. When I got to my locker, I was already confronted with reality. He was a hung dude. He must have been at least 18cm/7” soft, drying himself off right next to my locker. He made no effort to hide his big floppy cock and low-hanging balls. When I dried myself, I made a conscious effort always to have one part of the towel close to my crotch to obfuscate the view.
I opened my locker and started to undress. After getting my pants off, I quickly looked around to check if anyone was watching me. I put my towel around my waist and then removed my boxers from underneath.
I waddled over to the showers. One guy walked in just before me and took my usual spot in the corner. I love this corner because when I face the corner the right way, I can hide my shrimp pretty well. But this guy simply stood in my corner, facing me and the other guys. He was clearly showing off his massive cock. The only free showerhead was in the middle, which did not protect at all. My session was longer than planned, so I decided to shower there. I had to go back to work. Under any other circumstances, I would have waited for my showerhead in the corner of shame.
I walked in towel still around my hips. Standing at the towel rack, I paused, looked around, and slowly removed it. I covered my crotch with one hand. I quickly walked over to the showerhead, my left hand cupping my dick. And I swear the dude that took my corner gave me a look like, ‘Bro, are you seriously hiding your dick right now? Is it that tiny?’
I started to shower, facing the wall. One hand was always conveniently close to my crotch, so if I caught someone checking my size, I could cover it immediately. I showered like a speed demon to get out of there quickly. When I was done, I turned off the shower and covered my penis with my hand again to walk back to the towels. I quickly grabbed my towel and put it around my waist. I let out a sigh of relief.
And then a thought hit me. What if there was someone else here with an even smaller dick? It would give me so much comfort knowing I wasn’t the smallest there. I couldn’t resist. I sneakily decided to peek at everyone’s dick as I was walking out.
I was absolutely mortified. There were nine other dudes there, and I kid you not. Every single one of them was at least 8cm/3” bigger than me.
As I was leaving the shower, I peeked down at the last dude’s dick. He was huge. His soft cock was three times bigger than me at my hardest! I looked back up. He noticed I checked out his cock and looked down, too, only to see my hand covering my tiny penis. He started to smirk. I went bright red and rushed to my locker.
I don’t think I can return to that gym. I am still thinking about it. I knew I was small, but damn, I’m fucking tiny.
While this reader went streaking in the cold…
I was telling my fiancée a story of when I was in college. I was with some friends (guys and girls), and we were all drinking a bunch. One of the girls stepped away and came back, and she was in her underwear, and she said, “Anyone who wants to streak, be outside naked in five minutes!”
She dropped her underwear and left naked. All of us looked at each other, and we were all in. The girls got naked and left, and the guys did the same. The guys all looked at each other first, and we were all about the same size except me. My soft dick was like an inch, but they were like 3-4 inches soft. The biggest soft cock there was 5 inches.
We get outside, and the girls look and give us a laugh as they see our soft dicks and make fun of us for them. Thankfully, the cold made the rest of them shrivel, so we all were rocking acorns. Even the 5-inch guy shrank to 2 inches in the cold. The girls kept making fun of us as we all ran around and continued well into the night.
My fiancée used this on me and said, “Are you sure you weren’t the smallest one there, even in the cold? I figured you would be, and I bet the girls really made fun of you for your shrimp dick.”
I said, “The girls did make fun of me more because I was still the smallest among those shriveled dicks. It kinda sucked into my body. The other guys still had some dick showing, but not me.”
She said, “I knew it! Your dick really is tiny.”
*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech. Some of these “confessions” have been taken from Reddit.