SPH-THEMED EROTICA STORIES

By Matty88.     It was one of those dead afternoons at the grocery store, the kind where the fluorescent lights buzzed louder than the customers shuffling through. My register sat smack next to the produce fridges, those massive glass doors humming away, blasting out waves of arctic air that cut right through my uniform pants. The AC was always jacked up in this place, like management thought we were all penguins or something. My little cock had been shriveled

Our readers share their moments of small dick zen.   This reader went into the book… I was traveling for work, bored, and didn’t know anyone in the city, so I went to the hotel bar for a drink. The bar was kind of crowded, so I took a spot at the end of the bar next to a woman who was there alone. I ordered my drink and started watching the game on the tv above the bar. After

By WontReach29.     I was 25, working a dead-end IT job in the city, and my sex life was a disaster. Dates fizzled out fast once things got physical—girls would smile politely, make excuses, and ghost me. My cock? Pathetic. Hard, it hit three inches at the most, skinny as a pencil, with balls that barely hung. I’d convinced myself it was enough if I was enthusiastic, but deep down, I knew better. That’s how I ended up on

By wildp.     When Lacey and I married, we agreed to still be active with our kinks. Our sex life was great, but it was still fun to add some spice to it. Lacey was a sexy five-foot-five with small but perky tits and sweet, round ass. I was still in decent shape, and my 7-inch cock still worked well and pleased Lacey fine. A kink that turned Lacey on was men with small penises. She had never been

By Embarrassed91.     It was one of those quiet afternoons at the office, the kind where the hum of the AC is the loudest thing you’ll hear. Our building’s small—barely a dozen of us crammed into cubicles—and there’s just this one unisex bathroom tucked in the back hallway. No one around, or so I thought. I’d been holding my piss for the last hour, chugging coffee to stay alert through the endless spreadsheets. By the time I bolted down

By ImaginaryRate1.     So basically, there is this Pakistani girl I have a crush on, and we were really close friends. She has the prettiest face, long straight blonde/black hair, Victoria’s Secret style body, and the prettiest, softest feet. I would jack off to her so much when she posted on Instagram, and I would always get jealous when she started talking to another guy. I made a move on her, but she friendzoned me. I know she wanted

Our readers share their moments of small dick zen.   This reader has some pillow talk with his wife… I was thanking my wife for my Christmas dirty talk HJ and a wonderful dinner, and she said, “Of course, I know you like that stuff, so I wanted to make you happy.” I asked, “I’m surprised you said some of that stuff. Do you remember it all?” “I remember that I said some stuff but not everything exactly,” she said.

By Mae-Leigh.     I’ve lived in my house for over 20 years now. First with my ex-husband (irrelevant human!) and now with my wife (last 7 years), who was also once with a man. Neither of us had good marriages, and if it wasn’t for our neighbours, I’m not totally sure I’d be around to write this. Anyway, on my right-hand side are Paul and Alice. Alice is lovely. Bbw and sexy as anything other than my wife. She

By augusto3041.     I went to a party with my friends, and there was a beautiful woman at the party, a sensational brunette, 10/10. We were talking, and there was a room at the party for sex. When we went in, a couple was leaving, but when I took off my clothes, she was so drunk that she started laughing and left the room and told everyone that my penis was small, that it was about 4 inches hard,