The Small Dick Club: SPH-THEMED STORIES

By wifesshrimpy. [google-translator]     Last night, my wife and I were watching a movie where three different men were pursuing a girl. I reminded her that it was like when we started dating: she was talking to two other guys when I won her over. I don’t know exactly how we got to talking about dick sizes, but she told me one guy came in his pants when they were making out, so she never saw his size. I

By John. [google-translator]     My wife, Kate, and I (John) are members of a local church in a small southern town. She is 51 years old, petite, with nice, perky B cup boobs. Height and weight are proportionate. I am 53 years old and am a shorter guy: 5’7″ and petite frame with an almost 5” dick with a big mushroom head. I have always been shy around girls. As I went through puberty, I was obsessed with dicks.

By Our Readers. [google-translator] Our readers share their moments of small dick zen.   This reader fulfilled a dare… Recently, I was dared to do the towel drop for a delivery driver. So I ordered food, then took a shower, so it wasn’t suspicious that I was in a towel. Well, she came by, and I had to get my wallet, and I was digging through when oops, my grip loosened, and the towel fell, exposing my small dick to

By suckingspouses. [google-translator]     Hey, guys. This is my first time posting here. I have an old story, and the more I think about it, the more I realize it probably played a significant role in my developing an SPH kink. A little over a decade ago, I was arrested for substance abuse-related problems. I had to do a relatively short stint at a county detention center, followed by a couple of months of house arrest. It was my

By Our Readers. [google-translator] Our readers share their moments of small dick zen.   This female reader turns her husband’s shortcomings into a calendar… My husband, our close friends, and I have, since time began, played pranks on each other, and my husband has been one of the best. Well, this Christmas, I suspect it may be time for someone else to hold the crown of best prankster, as, without intending to, my husband’s little secret will be out there!

By Icy-Alfalfa9698. [google-translator]     My name is Gian, and I have to get this off my chest because it’s been living in my head rent-free for a month. A month ago, on a Sunday, I went to the gym just to unwind. The plan was always the same: a light workout and then melt my stress away in the spa. I went to my locker, ready to change into my usual swim boxers, but when I searched in my

By livin_lovin676. [google-translator]     I am a female, 21-year-old at a large university, and am in my second year of rooming with Lydia, a 20-year-old. Lydia and I are not particularly close, but at first we found that we were compatible as roomies. Cracks have begun to develop lately, however. We are quite different in personality and temperament, especially in our social interactions. I have lots of male friends and enjoy their company – OK, I’m a bit of

By LeftyLou-89. [google-translator]     Some years ago, I finally mustered the courage to ask out a woman I’d known socially for ages, a bubbly blonde in her mid-40s, standing about 5’4 with a stunning figure that turned heads everywhere she went. Her curves were just right, especially those perfect tits that filled out her tops without spilling over, drawing my eyes every time we chatted at parties. She was the touchy-feely type, always hugging hello and goodbye, her hands

By Our Readers. [google-translator] Our readers share their moments of small dick zen.   This reader tries doggy… I tried to pound her hard from the back, but I didn’t have enough inches. I was worked up all day to get behind her thick ass, not sure what I was thinking. I swear I came twice during the day just thinking about it. Missionary was fine, but when I got behind, I had to spread her ass just to get

By Anon. [google-translator]     Growing up, I thought what I had was normal or at least average-sized for my age. However, once gym classes started and we had to shower afterward, I realized my error. I was way smaller than all my peers in the dick size department. Along with that came all the verbal abuse and bullying that comes with being what others consider ‘abnormal.’ I thought I might be one of those slow to catch up with

By fearlessemu98. [google-translator]     I had just moved to Northern Europe to study for a master’s degree and took to going to the gym down the street, which had a sauna. It was around this time that I realized just how underendowed I was. For some reason, the thought had never occurred to me. I come from a prudish part of the country, so to be confronted by so many long schlongs was quite a surprise. At first, I

By SadSanta-45. [google-translator]     My wife, Sara, started her new gig as an administrator at this rough-and-tumble construction company earlier this year. We’ve been hitched for five years now, and I figured things were solid between us, a comfortable routine, no major fights, the usual married bliss. But when she mentioned the annual Christmas party, I dragged my feet. Office bashes aren’t my scene, especially with a bunch of burly builders and suits I didn’t know. Still, I suited

By WhiteMeat_98. [google-translator]     It was the tail end of Thanksgiving break, and I’d been chilling with a bunch of old high school buddies at a casual get-together in the suburbs. The air smelled like roasted turkey and pumpkin pie, even days after the big meal, and we’d cracked open a case of beers to wash down the endless stories about college hookups and family mishaps. The group was a mix—guys and girls we’d known forever, laughing loud in

By TheNotSoMagicPumpkin_88. [google-translator]     Recently, I headed to a Halloween party on my college campus, the kind where cheap booze flows freely, and costumed girls in skimpy outfits pack the house. The place was a typical off-campus rental—cramped, loud, and with just one bathroom that turned into a nightmare line after the first hour. Everyone was buzzing from shots and beer, laughter echoing off the walls as fake cobwebs and jack-o’-lanterns set the spooky vibe. I felt pretty good,

By Our Readers. [google-translator] Our readers share their moments of small dick zen.   This reader gets some real benefits from this friend… I (21) was hanging out, smoking a bowl with my friend-with-benefits, female (20), and we started talking about other hookups. She was very excited to tell me about a recent one. She told me about this tall guy from the gym who had a huge cock. She said only the tip can fit in her mouth, and

By Amazing-Quail697. [google-translator]     For many years, I had a guy friend who was in my friendzone, but I made it clear to him from the beginning. I was not interested in fucking him. Even though I was very blunt about it, he still stuck around. After a while, I started to get the sense he actually enjoys being the ‘friendzone guy,’ initiating conversations about the guys I hooked up with and listening with excitement. At first, I thought

By DiveRightIn_6-7. [google-translator]     My friends and I hit up this dive bar recently, knocking back beers until we were all buzzing pretty good. The place was packed, laughter echoing off the sticky walls, and I felt that familiar urge to piss after one too many rounds. I stumbled into the restroom, the fluorescent lights buzzing overhead like angry hornets, and zipped up to the urinal next to some random dude who was already mid-stream. I glanced over out

By pink4bbc. [google-translator]     My name is Mike. I’m divorced, an average 43-year-old lonely man. So over the last few years, the amount of porn I watched since my divorce had increased so much that I think become an addict and a pervert. So much so that I started to have problems getting hard, and when I did get hard, I often had trouble getting off. This led me to watch more and more perverted and kinky porn. So

By totallynotjared. [google-translator]     I became single last year, so this year I’ve been getting back into the dating and hookup scene. I downloaded an app called HUD, which I’d heard was good for hookups. I met up with a girl named Jenna. We agreed to meet up at a coffee shop just to vet each other out first. We got to know each other and hit it off. When we got to talking about sex and our tastes,

By Mundane-Yak2133. [google-translator]     My wife and I have been really good friends with another couple since our early 20s. We are all in our mid-30s now. We don’t really talk a lot about sex with them, except for the occasional drunk joking around. All pretty mild. We have never shared any details, just a normal close friendship. About 6 months ago, we rented a cabin with them for a long weekend on a lake. It had two bedrooms