Our Readers SPH Experiences 65
By Our Readers
This reader couldn’t impress the High School hotty…
Years ago, back in my Senior year when I was in High School, I was casually friendly with a pretty hot skinny blonde chick (let’s call her “Cindy”). She was the sort of girl you’d expect to get pregnant ‘unexpectedly’ no later than her early twenties because she shamelessly fucked around with many dudes. So I could always expect to catch her in class talking to a girlfriend about the latest guy in her life, how fucking hot he is, and of course, what a massive rod he’s packing between his legs?
Now, in those days, I thought I was a Billy Badass. I’d throw my fists if I had to, and I sure as hell would bark back with something clever if a girl ever got smart with me, including Cindy. I wasn’t intimidated by her (or so I thought..)
One day, I walked into class a bit late, carefully walking through a cramped aisle toward the back of the room to my seat, and on my way over, I slowly passed in front of Cindy’s desk. As I did, I saw her turn her gaze to my baggy pants while subtly sucking a pen and look right at my dick (which was soft and maybe 2″ flaccid at the time), so I seized the opportunity to ask her with a sexual undertone: “What are *you* looking at?”
She then removes the pen from her mouth, turns it around, and pushes it up against my shriveled dick with the clicker to push the ink filler in or out, and says, “Nothing…” with a wide, sadistic grin.
I normally had a smart-ass response for her always on deck, but she got me there. It’s like she could see straight through not just the pants but the tough-guy facade. I felt so emasculated, all I could do was say, “Yeah, sure..” with an outward expression of defiant incredulity to this size queen, but fuck was that one literal low blow.
Another reader shares his truth…
I guess my penis never developed. When having sex, it’s only 10/20 seconds. 2 inch Erect doesn’t do it for the ladies.
While this reader gets some SPH from his female flatmate…
Recently a long-term friend of mine moved in with me. She is a blonde tall girl with a huge ass and a nice body, and I often fantasized about having sex with her in the past. So, needless to say, I was thrilled to have her in my house (even for a short time) since we really get along well together, and she is super hot.
I have a fairly small penis (4.5 inches long and a little bit more than 4 inches in girth), so I convinced myself to buy a pack of “snugger fit condoms” online (from a site called myone, I ordered the E66 ones, as recommended) because the regular ones were a little bit too loose. Often they slipped off during sex, which I found quite embarrassing.
Some weeks ago, she came back home quite drunk with a guy, to make a long story short. It was midnight, and the lights of my room were still on, so she knocked on my door, and she asked me if I could do her a favor to lend her some condoms since she wanted to have sex with the guy she brought home (we have a very good relationship, so sex has never been a taboo for us). I said to her sure, and without thinking too much about it, I gave her my snugger fit condoms, which are definitely tighter than normal ones and shorter as well. There isn’t anything written except a perfect fit on the package, so she took it, and she left.
I realized then that, by opening it, she would have understood that this was no normal condom, and it was specifically designed for men with small penises. The fact that she would have known made me hard, and I masturbated while I vaguely heard her moaning from the other room.
The day after, I met her in the kitchen while she was eating. We had a beer together, and we started chitchatting. I asked her if she had fun last night, and she answered, “Oh yeah, although his penis was too large for your condom, it was tough to make it fit on his penis.”
I was embarrassed, and I blushed, and she said, “Maybe I shouldn’t have told you that. I hope you won’t grow any complexes.”
I answered, “No, it’s okay. I buy them because regular ones are too loose for me.”
And she laughed and said, “Oh poor you, I’m so sorry.”
I replied, “It’s OK, you don’t have to be sorry. I’m fine with my body and with the size of my penis.”
She said, “Good for you then, don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone.”
The conversation stopped, but a few days after, I’ve been teased few times by her. For example, some days ago, we were talking about a hot girl I wanted to fuck, and she replied teasingly, “Do you think you’ve got what it takes to please her, big boy?”
I just blushed, and I replied, “Well, I hope that size doesn’t matter to her.”
She replied, “Well, I think that it kinda matters for every woman. You have to hope that she didn’t experiment with the feeling of a very large cock. Otherwise, you are fucked.”
Then one day, she prepared me dinner, and I jokingly said, “You are a woman to marry.”
She replied, “Yeah, but I will never marry you if you have a small one.
I asked, “What’s small for you?”
She said, “I like big ones, so I guess that everything below 5.5 inches is small to me. How big is yours?”
I said, “Now I feel embarrassed to tell you, but it’s around 4.5 inches.”
She laughed and said, “God, that’s so small, is it thick at least?”
I said, “Not really, that’s why I had to buy special condoms.”
She said, “Sorry, but that’s super funny for me. You don’t mind if I make some fun of you, right?”
I answered, “No, I don’t mind it at all. Small penis jokes are funny”.
This reader unwittingly outed himself to a female classmate…
I was in high school, and I was 16, and I was always seated next to a hot girl, who was my crush and whose friend-zoned me a little bit. We were studying art history, and she began commenting on the penis size of the greek statues, and she asked me, “Why did they make them with such small penises?”
I was quite surprised because I thought that it was average size, and my face revealed that I actually thought they were normal. Then she said, “My ex-boyfriend was at least 3 times bigger when soft.”
I said, “Wow, that’s a lot.”
And she said, “Well, he was normal, I think. If your penis is similar to these, then I’m sorry. I didn’t want to make you grow a complex.”
Then she laughed, and I think she told her best friend after the class about me.
This reader is told he is compensating…
A few months ago, I decided to buy a pack of cigarettes, and without knowing, I bought a pack where the cigarettes are slightly longer than normal (like 1 inch, I think) and equally thick. I think they make them for people who want to smoke for a longer time than normal and in my country, they used to be quite popular. But anyway, I was out and quite tipsy, and a girlfriend of mine asked me for a cigarette. She saw it was a longer cigarette; she laughed, and she said, “You know that a friend of mine and I always say that there’s a secret rule behind these cigarettes. The men who smoke them always have a penis shorter than the cigarette.” (the cigarette looked like 5/5.5 inches long).
Then she asks me, “Is it your case?”
I said, “I don’t know. But, for sure, I’m thicker than the cigarette.”
She laughed and said, “Yeah, but that doesn’t count.”
Then I said, “Well, I don’t know. It looks quite long, and I think it’s around 6 inches.”
She said, “Are you crazy? This is 5 inches at most,” then she said to me, “Don’t worry, it will be our secret that you have a small cock”.
But then she was quite drunk, and another girl asked me for a cigarette, and she commented, “Wow, that’s a long one.”
My friend said, “Yeah, it’s for men who have to compensate something,” and they both laughed.
While this reader got busted jerking off at school…
My whole school saw pics of my small 4-inch dick next to the ruler. People were making small penis jokes all the time, and it made me super embarrassed but at the same time super horny. One day after some girls teased me, I was super horny, and I went to the school bathroom. Standing in a cubicle, I dropped my pants and grabbed my hard small dick with my hand. I was so horny, and I knew I was ready to cum after only 3 strokes with my hand, but I thought I couldn’t just cum on the floor or the seat, as it would make a spattering noise, and someone may try to enter immediately when I left the cubicle. I spotted a paper receipt on the floor halfway between the adjacent cubicle and mine, bent down and slid it slowly and quietly along the floor, picked it up and held it in my left palm, and shot a big load of jizz on the receipt, holding my breath hard so as not to moan my satisfaction.
To hide the evidence, I bent down again and slid the cum covered receipt under the partition, thinking the cubicle was empty. I began to stand up, then, to my surprise, a hand immediately pushed the receipt back my way, and a female voice sounded from above me. I looked up, and two girls were craning their necks over the top of the partition, looking down at my cock, which was in my hand, dripping with cum and still partly swollen.
“That didn’t last long, did it?” said one girl.
“Looks about 4 inches from here,” said the other.
Then I heard a third girl laughing from behind the partition, saying, “Four inches? He wouldn’t touch the sides! Ha ha!”
I went crimson and froze there, feeling like I was in a dream and this wasn’t really happening! The two girls got down off the seat all of a sudden, and all I could think of was to get out, fast! I reached for the door latch while trying to pull my shorts over my semi, dropping the cum-soaked receipt on the floor. Thankfully the path back to the main door was clear, so no one saw me leave, but I heard the girls mocking me as I ran away, horny as hell and totally exhilarated, but utterly, utterly shocked about what had just happened.
“Premature ejaculator!” and, “Pencil dick,” was the last thing I heard as I pushed my way through the main doors!
While this reader gets into SPH through a text mishap…
I should start by saying my sister, and I don’t have a great relationship. Our parents split up when we were both young, and I wound up being raised more by our mom while she spent more time with our dad. We went to the same schools but ran in completely different circles. I wrestled and did theater, and she was more the hanging out smoking with her friends at the park behind the school during class. We weren’t strangers or anything, but we never got along well, and most of the time, we were distant at best and contentious at worst.
Anyway, back in 2015, I was in bed texting a couple of girls I’d matched with on tinder. I sent one of them a full-frontal nude of myself, taken in front of a mirror with my face and my 4.8” boner both in the shot. She didn’t respond, and I forgot about her and kept on talking with the other girl.
About two hours later, I got a series of texts from my sister. “WHAT THE FUCK” “WHY,” and “I HOPE THAT WASN’T FOR ME LMAO.”
When I opened my messages to respond to her, I realized what I’d done. The girl I’d been talking to had almost the same name as my sister (Christa/Crystal). It was late, I was stoned and tired, and I had accidentally sent a full-frontal dick pic to my damn sister. I freaked out, told her what happened, and told her to erase the message and forget about it. She thought this was all hilarious but said she’d pretend it never happened.
I thought she had. She never mentioned it again, though being around her was awkward after that. It was like I might as well be walking around naked when she was around. She’d seen everything I had, and she knew I didn’t have much. Still, since she never said anything about it, I just assumed she’d decided to forget about it.
Well fast forward about a year. I was flirting with a girl who was friends with my sister. After shooting me down a few times, she said she had something to show me. So she got her phone out and pulled up an old group chat. She scrolled to the top and showed me what it was about. At the top was a message from my sister, sent to anywhere from 10-20 people, I don’t know how many. It was the nude I’d sent her, with a message attached to it telling her friends what I’d done and finishing with, “He’s a dick with no dick!”
What parts have really stuck in my head ever since? Reading between the lines, it’s safe to assume that wasn’t the first time she’d talked to her friends about me. They must have decided earlier that I was a dick, and for her, exposing my little secret was revenge for my past behavior (which admittedly at times was pretty shitty).
I didn’t see the entire chat, but from what I could see, it was mostly a mix of “lol”s, laughing emojis, and occasional small dick jokes. I wasn’t into SPH at that point, so I freaked out, had a minor panic attack, and got away from that girl. I never confronted my sister about it because I was too afraid of what she’d say. I was also low-key worried she still had the picture and would put it on Facebook or something.
Since then, I’ve gotten into SPH as a fetish, and that memory has fueled more JO sessions than I can count at this point. Neither my sister nor I have ever mentioned it to each other since, though sometimes I think about trying to get her to bring it up again. Unfortunately, I can never think of a way to do it without making it obvious, lol.
While this reader discovers why his girlfriend is bored with their sex life…
So while my girlfriend has seen my penis, she’s more of a good girl: never been with anyone else before and doesn’t watch porn.
We’ve been dating for years, and we don’t usually have sex because she rarely gets off. However, she recently mentioned that she felt guilty because she wishes she wanted it more but has issues getting pleasure.
I didn’t want her to feel guilty about not getting off, so I told her that it might not be all her fault. I continued and told her I think my penis might be on the smaller side, which might be why she has trouble getting off. She seemed surprised and told me she didn’t think it was big and probably assumed it was slightly smaller than average at the least. But nothing too tiny.
I responded to her, saying the average is usually around 5-6 inches. She then asked how big mine was. I told her I’m not positive if my measuring is correct, but it seems around 4.0 inches.
The texting conversation moved away from the topic, and it didn’t come up again until I saw her the next day. When I went over to her place, the first thing she does is asks if she can measure my penis. This immediately gets me rock hard, so I knew I would get every inch I have. She grabs a ruler that was prepared and sitting on the counter and pulls down my pants. She starts to measure and tells me it’s three and three-quarter inches. She seems disappointed and told me it’s even smaller than she thought.
She decides to finish me off by giving me a hand job, and the whole time talks about how she should’ve known my penis is so small, etc. All get comments made me cum in probably 30 seconds.
Since then, the last update is that a couple of days later, she starts sending me links about micropenis. She laughs and tells me she can’t believe my cock is so small that it classifies as a micropenis. She even tells me that having sex with my small cock was a waste of time because there is no chance it’d be able to give her pleasure.
I never imagined such a drastic turn from her, and I keep rereading the messages while I jack off.
*Note, technically, this is not a micropenis size, but it is still tiny.
