This reader volunteered to be a guinea pig for a friend’s wife…

One of my best friends’ wives had started a new course at college, working towards running her own business. At short notice, she needed someone to help her out following a drop out, so I took up the opportunity for a free body massage from her. It was incredible. Resolved a lot of muscle problems I had from the various sports I did, and we had a great laugh talking about all sorts of random stuff. Plus, I got to keep my underwear on and have a towel cover me, too, so I got by without any risk of my lack of bulge being a problem.

Several months later, I got another call. This time it was my mate having to pull out. Her final assessment for another treatment, in my head, I presumed everything possible except what it actually was…

I arrived at her college again and went to a similar cubicle, and she told me the same things as before, stripped to my underwear, and lay on the raised bed. At the time, I was fairly hairy, nothing too much, being fair haired I guess it didn’t show so much, basically legs, chest, some on my bum, and I’d managed to grow a decent-sized bush to make me feel a bit manly about my comic sized balls and penis.

I was OK with the chest and legs being waxed; that wasn’t too bad once I got used to it. I feel like she enjoyed me wincing a lot, but she was good. It was better than I expected, and since I wasn’t expecting that treatment, it could have been worse. The armpits, at this point, were the worst. Those hairs were stubborn, and I had to lie with my arms held up by some straps. They hurt.

Her assessor came in, checked me over, and seemed happy with the results. I was used to the fact that each part of the treatment included a before-and-after photo, all part of the portfolio, I was told. I’m not sure anyone really wanted to see my red armpits, but there we are.

And then, what happened next was, well, what I dreaded most. As I lay there for a few moments, there was a bit of noise outside. I guess in unison, strange objects were wheeled in and positioned halfway up the bed, stirrups on wheels, they were clamped on, and the half of the bed with our legs on was then removed, leaving my legs dangling at this point. And I stared at my mate’s wife with, I guess, a deer in the headlights type of look to say, ‘Please don’t do what I think you are about to do.’

She told me to lift my legs to my chest, and swiftly, she took hold of my pants and wiped them down and off my legs. She dropped them on the table next to the bed, and she placed my legs in the stirrups. She then grabbed her wheelie chair and pulled up right in front of the gap. She then proceeded to wax my entire bum, cheeks, asshole, crack, all of it, then my balls, then my groin. That didn’t hurt so much.

I was too focused on the fact my mate’s wife was seeing my tiny dick go from soft to hard. She reassured me that it was natural and not to worry. When her assessor came in, I swear they giggled, but I can’t be sure.

The rest of the time seemed to go by fast. We finished up, and I dressed and got out of there post haste.

A few weeks later, we had all been out for another friend’s birthday. There had been lots of drinking, dancing, etc. On our walk home together, she took me by the arm as the others seemed to walk faster than us. She thanked me for helping her, was really nice, and then said she had something for me as a thank you.

As we got back to her house, she stepped inside to grab my gift. She came outside and passed me a thick envelope. She told me to open it at home and in private. She then looked me in the eyes and said, “Just to be clear, I’ve not told anyone that you have the cutest little penis and balls I’ve ever seen. But if you want me to hook you up with someone, I know a few who would love all of that,” and she kissed me on the cheek and stepped back inside.

I started the walk home with a boner and could not believe what I found in the envelope.

She had given me a copy of the photos she’d taken of me, including two where she had her thumb and then her pinky finger next to my erect dick. Then, three pictures of her. Each picture of her had the line: ‘Our little secret! As I’ve seen all of you, here is all of me.’ And yes, I think those naked pictures of her are for special occasions.

Another reader has an alarming experience in the gym showers…

I’m 20, an Argentine guy working at a mall here in Georgia, USA. I don’t speak English all that well yet, and since I’m new here, I hadn’t hooked up or had any intimate experiences with anyone in the States—until recently. But it wasn’t the kind of experience I was hoping for. I want to share the most humiliating moment I’ve ever had because of my penis size, something that hit me hard in ways I’m still trying to figure out.

I’m a pretty tall, strong dude—6’2” (1.90 m) and 231 lbs (105 kg). I’m a bit chubby, but I train hard every day, the morning after my night shift at work and the evening before I go in. That’s given me a solid chest and ripped arms, which I’m proud of. But, as this website’s name suggests, my dick doesn’t match the rest of me. It’s 1.5 inches (4 cm) flaccid and only 3.9 inches (10 cm) hard (Silver Member). I’ve always known it was small, but it had never been a huge issue until yesterday.

This past weekend, my gym was closed for a small renovation so that I couldn’t work out. I decided to go on Monday during lunch, which was a terrible choice. The place was packed, way busier than the times I usually go. It took me three hours to finish my workout, and by the time I was done, I was exhausted. I headed to the locker room, stripped down, put my clothes in the locker, grabbed my towel, and wrapped it around me before hitting the showers. The showers are set up along a wall with no dividers, just an open row, which already makes me a bit uneasy.

I was showering, trying to chill, when a group of four or five young guys walked in. They were loud, laughing, acting like they owned the place. I panicked and tried to turn away to hide my dick, but I wasn’t fast enough. My penis, already small at 1.5 inches flaccid, was even smaller from the workout and cold water—barely 0.9 inches (2 cm). With my big 6’2”, 231-pound frame, the contrast was ridiculous. Suddenly, their chatter stopped, and there was this deafening silence. Then came the laughs, echoing through the whole locker room. Man, it was the most humiliating moment of my life.

I tried to brush it off, but those laughs were stuck in my head. The guys eventually pulled themselves together and went back to talking, pretending I wasn’t there, but the damage was done. To make it worse, when they stripped down to shower, I saw their cocks. They were clearly way bigger than mine. One guy’s flaccid cock looked six inches (15 cm), almost double my size when hard! My 3.9-inch erection is barely bigger than most of their flaccid sizes. It crushed me.

I went home feeling down, just empty. I started searching online for stories or experiences like mine and found this website. What hit me hardest was thinking about how these guys already have everything: they’re richer, better-looking, living the perfect life. I’m an Argentinian who barely speaks English, and I already feel like a second-class citizen here in the US. Now, after this, I feel like a second-class man, too, like I could never compete with these big-cock men.

But, weirdly, deep down, I kind of liked it. I can’t explain it, but that feeling of being ‘less’ got to me in a strange, almost excited way. I’m thinking about going back to the gym at that time again, when I work up the courage.

Meanwhile, this reader got his button pushed…

My innocent wife makes SPH comments without even trying. I am not large. My dick mostly pokes out/rests on my balls. Definitely no hang. Her most recent SPH comment was during our evening wind-down time. I was sitting in bed in my boxer briefs while she was changing into her nighttime clothes. Today’s edition was one of my shirts and her panties. While she was getting back in bed and heading toward me, she said, “I see your wee-wee.” As she pointed at the front of the undies. She continued, “It’s like a button. I just want to push it.”

I told her she could do whatever she liked, so she pushed it like a button.

“Why does it do that?” she asked.

I asked what she meant.

“Here, push my side.”

So I did with an eyebrow raised.

“See how you can’t just push in. There’s resistance. But not with your button here. It just pushes right in.”

With that, I came.

“Oh, did someone like his button push? Good to know!”

While this reader had a slip-up…

I’m a gold member of the small dick club. When soft, cold, or showering, my circumcised dick pokes out like the top of a mushroom above my ballsack that is equally small, no bigger than a golf ball. I’ve never been able to grow pubic hair either, so baldness and very, very pink make me appear very unmanly if it wasn’t for the work I put into my body at the gym.

Having freshly showered in my new flat and not being used to having vinyl flooring, I took two steps out of the bathroom in just my towel, and I slipped up like the cartoons, standing on a banana skin and flying up in the air. I managed to cover my head before hitting the floor. I lay flat on my back, legs akimbo, facing the door, and like some evil spirit knew, my flat door opened as my best mate’s wife and sister entered, followed by my mate.

There was silence for a few moments, then as I realized the towel was no longer covering me, I cupped myself with my right hand, but there was laughter—loud, raucous laughter—as they’ve just had a full view of small dick and balls, and butthole! The rest of the evening was spent being compared to various foodstuffs. All the while, I was rock hard at two and a half inches inside my shorts!

This female reader dates a member of the small dick club after a breakup…

I’m a 19-year-old female, and I’d just broken up with my first boyfriend, who I’d been with for a while, and was the only guy I’d been with. And I was about to hook up with a new guy for the first time in a while. He’d been going down on me and had got me wet, then he got his four-inch dick out (Silver Member). It was a lot smaller than my ex (eight inches), so I was already worried it wasn’t going to be as good as I was used to.

I started using my hand to rub it hard, but after not long, he stopped me and told me he was ready. I thought he’d just got turned on going down on me, so we got into doggy, and he slid it in, but after like five pumps, I was barely feeling it, so I said, “Go deeper…”

But he just grunted and pulled out, and when I looked around, he was staring at his little dick, looking horrified, and the condom was filling as he came. He said he couldn’t have gone any deeper and asked me if anyone had ever finished that fast before.

I said, “No… So, what do we even do now?”

Then he asked me to tell him about what sex was like with someone good while he kept eating my pussy, so that’s what we did.

Another reader has an incident at work…

My supervisor left early for the day, leaving me and my female coworker alone for the night to finish up a project. My black female coworker has huge tits, possibly G-cups. Toward the end of the night, she pulled out some snacks, one of which was a banana, a rather large one. I peeked over and said, “That’s a really big banana.”

She replied, “Really? I don’t think so. My husband is about this size.”

I probably blushed.

“Oh! Uhhhh,” she said and looked surprised. “Are you not this big?”

I felt embarrassed. “Um…. Well, no,” I said.

She now seemed curious. “I see. How big ARE you then, if you don’t mind me asking? I won’t tell anyone.”

I was very hesitant to say. “Ahh… I’m not sure—”

She interrupted me. “Look, I’ll flash you, and then you can tell me, OK? That way, you have something on me, too.”

She pulled up her shirt and bra and put her huge tits on display for me to quickly gaze at. I was lost in her huge tits, and even though I didn’t verbally agree on it, a deal is a deal.

“Four and a half inches,” I shouted.

She giggled. “Well, my husband does have a big black nine-inch cock, but I wasn’t expecting you to be that small. That’s OK, your secret is safe with me. Have a good night, Cinco!”

She winked and walked out the door. There, I was left with a boner. I went home to jerk off not only to her tits but also to the humiliation.

Meanwhile, this female reader gives a member a second chance…

Recently, I dated a guy called Ollie, and I wouldn’t let him put his dick inside me because he was just too small. Like ‘Gold Member’ small. Ever since he’s been basically constantly messaging me about a second chance. I decided it’d be fun to see what he’d come up with, so I went over, and I found out he’d bought a strap-on so he could wear it, use it on me, and get to see what it looked like to be able to fuck a girl. I thought it’d be fun, and when he put it on, it looked so funny seeing this eight-inch strap-on dildo next to his tiny dick, which was less than three inches hard.

After some time with his tongue, we got into missionary, and he was struggling to kind it up, so I put it in for him, and he started really slowly using it. I told him to speed up, and he said he was afraid of hurting me, so I told him I’d had bigger and that just because his dick is so tiny doesn’t mean a girl can’t enjoy a real cock.

He started going for it, and things got really fun. When he made me cum he stopped, so I said congratulations, you just made a girl cum during sex, and he just looked at me like he was speechless. After that, we did cowgirl. He played with my boobs while I rode the dildo and told me this was the best sex he’d ever had, and he wasn’t even getting to feel any of it.

He asked what I’d normally do last, so I said doggy’s fun, so we started doing that, and I thought he’d earned so fun, so while he was sliding it in from behind, I reached under and wrapped my hand around his babydick but as soon as I did he blew his load so I just laughed and told him to keep going. I came four times that night, and all he got was a ruined orgasm from a single touch, but that was enough for his microdick loser. 😂

While this reader is bullied by his friends…

In my senior year of high school, I was hanging out with my friends John and James. They are brothers, and we’ve always pranked each other. We’ve pantsed each other more times than I can count, and they’ve exposed my tiny soft dick more than I cared for.

One night, we were hanging out and roughhousing, and at one point, John pinned me down by my arms. I tried to break free but couldn’t. Then James pulled down my jeans and then my briefs. They already knew I was small, soft, and laughed like normal, but John wouldn’t let me go, and James started tickling me.

I had a small crush on both of them, and maybe it was a mix of me being held down by them or embarrassment, but I got hard very quickly. They saw I was still really small (Silver Member) and laughed even harder before finally letting me go.

I was so embarrassed, but as soon as I got home, I jerked off as soon as possible. After that, John and James would tease me even more for being a member of the small dick club.

This reader found out his place in his ex-girlfriend’s dick list…

My favorite SPH Experience was when I was catching up with an ex from years ago, and we randomly were being very open with each other. We were talking about sex toys, and I mentioned that I think it is hot when a girl can take a big dildo because it is really erotic and because the female body is amazing.

I showed her one that I had used with another partner, and she said, “That doesn’t look very big to me. Maybe slightly bigger than your penis!”

I said, “No, mine’s bigger than that, but it’s still really fun to use whenever my partner is down for a visit.”

Then my ex got competitive and said she could take that dildo with no problem. And that she missed how open I used to be to try new things. I said it would have been fun if we had incorporated a dildo into our time dating each other, and that my new girl at the time didn’t like using it that much because it was so firm.

I asked how big she thinks she could take (specifically talking about dildos), and she said, “Well, my most recent ex had a huge cock. It was comically thick, like everyone in college used to talk about it.”

I asked her to show me how big it was, and she showed me with her hand and said, “I couldn’t fit my hand around it. More than twice the size of your dick.”

I think she noticed that she told me a few too many graphic details, and she immediately backpedaled and told me, “Don’t get me wrong, yours was OK. But his was just way, way bigger—like ‘freak show’ big. Even guys who have good endowments would feel inadequate around him. It was just that huge…”

Then she tried making me feel better about my Bronze Member dick with some more platitudes and patronizing comments, but now I know where I stand in her memory. I’m the small dick ex. I’ll always be her small-dick ex.

Another reader also discovered his place on his current girlfriend’s dick list…

I am a Bronze Member of the small dick club (five inches hard), and one time I told my girlfriend that “I wish I had a big cock like that guy,” as we both were naked, lying in bed together, watching some porn. The guy in the video had a nine-inch cock, and it was very thick.

She responded quickly, saying, “Trust me, you don’t.”

I responded, giving her an accusatory look, saying, “Trust me? What is THAT supposed to mean?”

She tried to backtrack miserably, saying, “I didn’t mean it like that,” and we just laughed.

She has been with eighteen guys before me, and clearly, she let it slip that she has been with bigger before and, most likely, much, much bigger.

Meanwhile, this reader goes to Korea and hopes he can feel big there…

Recently went on a trip to South Korea for work purposes. While I was there, I decided to visit the all-nude saunas, and I figured the stereotype about Koreans having small dicks would at least let me blend in. For context, I’m six feet six, so I figured most people would expect me to have a big cock. I entered the locker room, got naked, and entered the sauna area.

Then, just my luck, the first Korean guy I ran into had a huge cock (like seven inches soft with big hairy balls), and he looked me up and down, pausing at my two-inch soft dick and small balls, and started laughing, even going as far to shake his thick cock at me. The fact I keep my genitals hair free only made my dick and balls look even smaller to this guy.

This admittedly had me a little turned on, and I was now almost walking around the sauna semi-hard feeling people staring at my Silver Member dick. I was probably the smallest dick there, which was a real eye-opener. Even in Korea, I’m still the smallest.

*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech.