SPH-THEMED EROTICA STORIES

By fearlessemu98. [google-translator]     I had just moved to Northern Europe to study for a master’s degree and took to going to the gym down the street, which had a sauna. It was around this time that I realized just how underendowed I was. For some reason, the thought had never occurred to me. I come from a prudish part of the country, so to be confronted by so many long schlongs was quite a surprise. At first, I

By SadSanta-45. [google-translator]     My wife, Sara, started her new gig as an administrator at this rough-and-tumble construction company earlier this year. We’ve been hitched for five years now, and I figured things were solid between us, a comfortable routine, no major fights, the usual married bliss. But when she mentioned the annual Christmas party, I dragged my feet. Office bashes aren’t my scene, especially with a bunch of burly builders and suits I didn’t know. Still, I suited

By WhiteMeat_98. [google-translator]     It was the tail end of Thanksgiving break, and I’d been chilling with a bunch of old high school buddies at a casual get-together in the suburbs. The air smelled like roasted turkey and pumpkin pie, even days after the big meal, and we’d cracked open a case of beers to wash down the endless stories about college hookups and family mishaps. The group was a mix—guys and girls we’d known forever, laughing loud in

By TheNotSoMagicPumpkin_88. [google-translator]     Recently, I headed to a Halloween party on my college campus, the kind where cheap booze flows freely, and costumed girls in skimpy outfits pack the house. The place was a typical off-campus rental—cramped, loud, and with just one bathroom that turned into a nightmare line after the first hour. Everyone was buzzing from shots and beer, laughter echoing off the walls as fake cobwebs and jack-o’-lanterns set the spooky vibe. I felt pretty good,

By Our Readers. [google-translator] Our readers share their moments of small dick zen.   This reader gets some real benefits from this friend… I (21) was hanging out, smoking a bowl with my friend-with-benefits, female (20), and we started talking about other hookups. She was very excited to tell me about a recent one. She told me about this tall guy from the gym who had a huge cock. She said only the tip can fit in her mouth, and

By Amazing-Quail697. [google-translator]     For many years, I had a guy friend who was in my friendzone, but I made it clear to him from the beginning. I was not interested in fucking him. Even though I was very blunt about it, he still stuck around. After a while, I started to get the sense he actually enjoys being the ‘friendzone guy,’ initiating conversations about the guys I hooked up with and listening with excitement. At first, I thought

By DiveRightIn_6-7. [google-translator]     My friends and I hit up this dive bar recently, knocking back beers until we were all buzzing pretty good. The place was packed, laughter echoing off the sticky walls, and I felt that familiar urge to piss after one too many rounds. I stumbled into the restroom, the fluorescent lights buzzing overhead like angry hornets, and zipped up to the urinal next to some random dude who was already mid-stream. I glanced over out

By pink4bbc. [google-translator]     My name is Mike. I’m divorced, an average 43-year-old lonely man. So over the last few years, the amount of porn I watched since my divorce had increased so much that I think become an addict and a pervert. So much so that I started to have problems getting hard, and when I did get hard, I often had trouble getting off. This led me to watch more and more perverted and kinky porn. So

By totallynotjared. [google-translator]     I became single last year, so this year I’ve been getting back into the dating and hookup scene. I downloaded an app called HUD, which I’d heard was good for hookups. I met up with a girl named Jenna. We agreed to meet up at a coffee shop just to vet each other out first. We got to know each other and hit it off. When we got to talking about sex and our tastes,

By Mundane-Yak2133. [google-translator]     My wife and I have been really good friends with another couple since our early 20s. We are all in our mid-30s now. We don’t really talk a lot about sex with them, except for the occasional drunk joking around. All pretty mild. We have never shared any details, just a normal close friendship. About 6 months ago, we rented a cabin with them for a long weekend on a lake. It had two bedrooms

By smallc_kk. [google-translator]     A few months ago, my girlfriend and I decided to go on a bike trip to visit her cousin, Bee. She was supposed to be home alone and invited us in for some drinks and a little pool party, just the three of us. It was during the summer, so it was pretty hot. The ride took about an hour, and when I arrived at her cousin’s house, I was sweating hard, and all I

By Jerkboy69. [google-translator]     My gorgeous wife and I have been married for over 30 years, and we are both in our fifties. I have been a chronic masturbator my whole life. My wife finally had enough of it and put her foot down. The arrangement is that I worship her ass and she allows me to worship her ass. Our relationship has evolved over the years, but my obsession with her ass has remained constant. I used to

By NotMyFault_22. [google-translator]     I’ve been utterly shattered since that night, my soul crushed into dust, and I don’t know how to piece myself back together anymore. This girl I barely knew wanted to hook up, and I swore to myself I wouldn’t chicken out, wouldn’t let my pathetic fears ruin the chance. I was going to man up, or at least pretend to, so I said yes, and we stumbled into her place to fuck. By then, I

By Our Readers [google-translator] Our readers share their moments of small dick zen.   This reader has a Thanksgiving to remember… I recently went to my parents’ place for Thanksgiving after being away at college. It was just my parents, my siblings, and me for Thanksgiving, so there weren’t many people in the house when this happened. I spent the majority of the day with my younger brother, since my older brother wasn’t visiting for Thanksgiving, and he’s who I

By mini-pepper425. [google-translator]     So, last night was a first, and I am a little embarrassed about it. A little bit of background, we are each other’s high school sweethearts. Only ever had sex with each other. However, she’s given blowjobs to a few different guys before we were official. We were talking, but not quite an official couple yet. Fast forward to last night, my Wife came to bed extremely horny and wasn’t shy about it. She put

By TinyD-1045. [google-translator]     I arrived at Jake’s pool party feeling a bit out of place. He never liked me much. Some old grudge from college, but I figured I’d show up anyway, mingle a little. I always felt Jake was a bit of a bully at heart. But when I got there, Jake seemed like a different guy. He was actually very friendly toward me. I started to think that maybe he was over whatever stick he had

By Our Readers [google-translator] Our readers share their moments of small dick zen.   This reader decided to just go for it… I went to an Onsen for the first time recently. I knew going in what to expect in terms of complete nudity and letting my little one swing free. At first, it was fine. There were mostly Japanese guys there, mostly old, and none with anything to shout about in regard to dick size. The heat helped keep

By PubliclyShamed_41. [google-translator]     The blaring sirens cut through the afternoon bustle of the downtown square like a knife, and before I knew it, two cop cars screeched to a halt right in front of me. I was just grabbing a coffee from the street vendor, minding my own business after a long shift at the office, when rough hands yanked me back by the collar. “Freeze, Ramirez!” a woman’s voice barked, sharp and commanding. Ramirez? Who the hell

By surfer_cal524. [google-translator]     The sun beat down on the crowded beach, waves crashing rhythmically against the shore as surfers dotted the water like seals in a feeding frenzy. I paddled out on my board, the salty spray stinging my eyes, my loose board shorts clinging to my thighs. Underneath, my pathetic little dick—barely an inch when soft, smooth, and hairless—swayed freely with the ocean’s roll, but out here, it stayed hidden in the folds of fabric. The set

By BadLuckBob43. [google-translator]     The mall hummed with activity, people weaving through the stores and the distant hum of conversations echoing off the tiled floors. I headed toward the gadget store, my gray sweatpants hanging loose on my waist, nothing underneath to constrain me, the soft fabric brushing my skin as I moved. My minuscule dick, barely an inch long when soft and utterly smooth without a trace of hair, shifted gently with each step, hidden but vulnerable in