Getting My Wife Pregnant
An SPH Experience by myelderflower. It all started a couple of years back at this house party with our friend group. We were all a bit buzzed, beers in hand, lounging around the backyard. Our buddy Grant—he’s this tall, built guy who’s always been the cocky type—starts bragging about getting his sperm tested. “Dude, my load’s like Olympic gold,” he says, laughing. “Motility off the charts, count through the roof. I’m a fucking baby factory.” Everyone cracks up, but then
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