The Small Dick Club: SPH-THEMED STORIES

I’ve lived in my house for over 20 years now. First with my ex-husband (irrelevant human!) and now with my wife (last 7 years), who was also once with a man. Neither of us had good marriages, and if it wasn’t for our neighbours, I’m not totally sure I’d be around to write this.

Anyway, on my right-hand side are Paul and Alice. Alice is lovely. Bbw and sexy as anything other than my wife. She is very expressive with her sexuality and has many kinks which she regularly discusses with me and gives me a heads up if something is happening.

Paul is probably the loveliest man I’ve ever met, and he gives me some comfort that there are good guys. He works hard, loves Alice, and delivers for Alice very well, but this is even more impressive because he has one of, if not the very tiniest willies I’ve seen on a man, in fact, I’ll include teens as even my sons weren’t that small!

Anyway, I know this is a lot, but what I really wanted to share is our routine viewer/voyeurism event every other Saturday.

So Alice likes her man hairless, and her husband Paul does too, it seems. Every Saturday, between 9 and 10 am, usually after Paul has made Alice moan the roof off, Paul appears on the patio.

After a few peeks around the area, he removes his robe and stands legs and arms akimbo, naked, his little babydick and balls reacting to the temperature.

Alice appears with a bucket of steaming water, a bucket of cold water, and a small box that has her grooming kit for Paul.

The next 20 minutes, Paul is rubbed down with cold water, nubby o’clock!!! Then hair removal cream is generously applied from the ankles up to the belly button, and Paul stands motionless throughout. Alice somehow persuaded Paul that this was the best way to ensure the house didn’t smell, his skin didn’t react, etc., and one of the best bits was that she encouraged him to do light exercises so he would do squats, planks, and lunges around their garden in three loops.

Then Alice uses the hot water bucket and rubs him down again, which removes the hair and cream.

Once done, cold water again, nubby 2.0!!! And then Paul lies out on a sun lounger. In the colder months, he is in the very large conservatory, where I still have a perfect view!

Alice then told him to remain until she returns.

Every few months, Alice will slip him a pill in his drink, and we get to enjoy his lying there with an erection.

So this has been my fun for the last 10 years now. On the anniversary of the first time Alice made Paul do it, I gave him a piece of art I’d worked on for many years. It was a picture of him made from a collage of his photos. Each photo of him naked, making a picture of him naked!

I also gave him an album of his best pictures, which I’d arranged like a flip book; you watch his cocktail-size sausage go soft and hard over and over.

He was, of course, overwhelmed, embarrassed, and shocked, I think, but clearly turned on too, as he didn’t stop doing it.

What he doesn’t know is that for the past few months, it’s not just us who watch; in fact, all the wives on the street now come round for ‘book club’ and enjoy watching him!

So boys, be proud of the tiddler in between your legs, it’s entertaining and gets me going for my wife.

Small little willies all the way!!!

 

The End.

 

 

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