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Shorty by Ant Smith

I have a tiny cock
Like a crooked little finger
Everybody else’s dick
Is inevitably bigger
If six inch as an average
Can truly be believed
Someone here in this room
Is twice the size of me
If you can do your algebra
Already you will know
Four inches is the maximum
My dick will ever go
For the engineers among you
I’ll express my ratio
My little one inch wonder
Up to four times it can grow

My pubes are even longer
They make a comfy nest
With a little acorn sat
Upon the very crest
Rummage in my fly and
Wish that I were blessed
Searching frantically
I recover just the head
Get a little piss drip
Up on my finger tip
There’s absolutely nothing there
For me to get a grip
If I sit to pee I must
Be wary of my jet
The angle of my dangle means
My trousers may get wet

He’s got a little willy, a tiny baby dick
But at least he’s got the balls, to admit to it!
Yes
He’s got a little willy, a tiny baby dick
But at least he’s got the balls, to admit to it!

I wank it with one finger
If you really want to know
And no I can’t imagine
The feeling of deep throat
When I look down I can still
Clearly see my toes
But my little willy hides
Beneath my belly folds
Sometimes it is inverted
Even when it isn’t cold
Like a little turtle
Inside of me it goes
Girls they like to tell me
It’ such a cute surprise
Until I have to tell them I
Left the condom stuck inside

I’m hung like Mickey Mouse
I’m glad now to admit
For the greater pain exists
In propagating myths
According to the internet
Real men have massive dicks
And you are next to useless
If you’re ‘only’ average
So if you’re sat with five or six then
Feel the relief
You no longer have to hide it
In shame and misery
For I’m the living proof you’ve got
Way more than you need
For even with four inches
My, girl’s in love with me

He’s got a little willy, a tiny baby dick
But at least he’s got the balls, to admit to it!
Yes
He’s got a little willy, a tiny baby dick
But at least he’s got the balls, to admit to it!

The End.