SPH-THEMED EROTICA STORIES

By DiveRightIn_6-7. [google-translator]     My friends and I hit up this dive bar recently, knocking back beers until we were all buzzing pretty good. The place was packed, laughter echoing off the sticky walls, and I felt that familiar urge to piss after one too many rounds. I stumbled into the restroom, the fluorescent lights buzzing overhead like angry hornets, and zipped up to the urinal next to some random dude who was already mid-stream. I glanced over out

By pink4bbc. [google-translator]     My name is Mike. I’m divorced, an average 43-year-old lonely man. So over the last few years, the amount of porn I watched since my divorce had increased so much that I think become an addict and a pervert. So much so that I started to have problems getting hard, and when I did get hard, I often had trouble getting off. This led me to watch more and more perverted and kinky porn. So

By totallynotjared. [google-translator]     I became single last year, so this year I’ve been getting back into the dating and hookup scene. I downloaded an app called HUD, which I’d heard was good for hookups. I met up with a girl named Jenna. We agreed to meet up at a coffee shop just to vet each other out first. We got to know each other and hit it off. When we got to talking about sex and our tastes,

By Mundane-Yak2133. [google-translator]     My wife and I have been really good friends with another couple since our early 20s. We are all in our mid-30s now. We don’t really talk a lot about sex with them, except for the occasional drunk joking around. All pretty mild. We have never shared any details, just a normal close friendship. About 6 months ago, we rented a cabin with them for a long weekend on a lake. It had two bedrooms

By smallc_kk. [google-translator]     A few months ago, my girlfriend and I decided to go on a bike trip to visit her cousin, Bee. She was supposed to be home alone and invited us in for some drinks and a little pool party, just the three of us. It was during the summer, so it was pretty hot. The ride took about an hour, and when I arrived at her cousin’s house, I was sweating hard, and all I

By Jerkboy69. [google-translator]     My gorgeous wife and I have been married for over 30 years, and we are both in our fifties. I have been a chronic masturbator my whole life. My wife finally had enough of it and put her foot down. The arrangement is that I worship her ass and she allows me to worship her ass. Our relationship has evolved over the years, but my obsession with her ass has remained constant. I used to

By NotMyFault_22. [google-translator]     I’ve been utterly shattered since that night, my soul crushed into dust, and I don’t know how to piece myself back together anymore. This girl I barely knew wanted to hook up, and I swore to myself I wouldn’t chicken out, wouldn’t let my pathetic fears ruin the chance. I was going to man up, or at least pretend to, so I said yes, and we stumbled into her place to fuck. By then, I

By Our Readers [google-translator] Our readers share their moments of small dick zen.   This reader has a Thanksgiving to remember… I recently went to my parents’ place for Thanksgiving after being away at college. It was just my parents, my siblings, and me for Thanksgiving, so there weren’t many people in the house when this happened. I spent the majority of the day with my younger brother, since my older brother wasn’t visiting for Thanksgiving, and he’s who I