SPH-THEMED STORIES

This reader has some pillow talk with his wife…

I was thanking my wife for my Christmas dirty talk HJ and a wonderful dinner, and she said, “Of course, I know you like that stuff, so I wanted to make you happy.”

I asked, “I’m surprised you said some of that stuff. Do you remember it all?”

“I remember that I said some stuff but not everything exactly,” she said. She was a little drunk.

“Well, you said that I was the smallest you’ve ever been by over an inch. Is that true?”

“I said that? Interesting.” She stopped.

“So it’s true? Or was that just dirty talk?” I asked.

“I don’t know for sure, but drunk me thinks so. You’re definitely the thinnest, but I don’t know about length,” she said. “We really shouldn’t be having a competition over who has the smallest dick, ya know. It’s kinda sad.”

“I know. I was just asking because you said it. Who was the biggest?” I asked.

“M and D for sure,” she said.

“How big?” I asked

“Babe, I don’t know. That was a long time ago, and I didn’t measure them,” she said, starting to get annoyed.

“Sorry, I just wanted to know compared to me.”

“Way bigger than your tiny dicklette. Probably more than double what you are. Ya happy?”

“Thank you,“ is all I said.

“Now go to sleep. I love you.”

“Love you, too.”

Then we both went to sleep.

Another reader has turned himself into a prejac…

(20m) So I am usually masturbating my 4-inch dick in my room with my pants slipped down, so if anyone walks in, I can quickly put them back up and act as if nothing happened.

This used to work perfectly fine, but ever since I got attracted to all this prejac stuff, I feel that without even trying, I have become much more sensitive, like getting to the edge faster and being able to cum from one finger or sometimes even just a slightly wrong movement at the wrong time.

What happened recently, though, is that my mom walked up to my room, in which I was edging my small dick as per usual. Still, when I slipped my pants back up to go into normal person conversation mode, it stimulated me just a little too hard and made me blow my entire built-up load into my pants! While cumming I had to talk about how I was having a cramp in my leg, which might go into the top 10 most humiliating things to ever happen to anyone. (I think she bought it, though.)

Now, somehow, this is not even the worst part. Since then, every time I’m jerking off and hear someone approaching my room, I get the immediate feeling to cum, and then it’s any minuscule contact that will push me over the edge. Usually its when I slip my pants up, when I stop touching, or even when I just reposition myself a little bit, that I already start making a huge fucking mess to the point where I have to wash cum out of my underwear every other day. Thankfully, I haven’t been caught again so far, but I have no idea how to get rid of this trigger. It is kind of hot, though.

Meanwhile, this female reader got a fake dick pic and fell for it…

I had already gone on a couple of dates with a guy from Tinder when he randomly sent me a dick pic, pretending it was a drunken accident.

In return, I pretended I didn’t care, but that dick pic made me salivate. Firstly, it was a great photo (almost too professional looking), secondly, it was a beautiful, veiny, thick cock. It made me question whether it was actually his, but I wanted to believe it was.

Fast forward to the end of our third date – I’m at his place, topless on my knees, about to pull down his pants, anticipating a long, thick cock to land on my lips. I pulled them down with finesse, and what do I see? A thin, throbbing three-inch shrimp dick.

“Are you fucking kidding me?” I said without thinking, I was genuinely angry about being misled.

I grabbed my top and put it back on, looking at him with disdain. I was pissed off at myself for letting this loser see my tits.

I stood up, and as I was about to leave, he said, “Sorry for lying to you, but is it really that small?”

I ignored him and kept walking towards the door.

“Do you want to take a picture of it?” he continued in desperation.

With that strange question, I understood what was going on. He’s into being humiliated, and the dick pic was for setting high expectations. I guess he got exactly what he wanted. I still felt a bit frustrated as I was really looking forward to getting some good dick, but at the same time, I never say no to quality entertainment, especially considering this was nothing new to me.

I turned around to face him, pulled out my phone, and started filming. “Go ahead, make it quick,” I said dismissively.

His eyes lit up, and without saying a word, he started stroking his tiny dicklett with two fingers. I could see his chest pounding from excitement. It must have been the first time any girl had gone along with his SPH kink. He came in ten seconds. I giggled, told him he was pathetic, and left. Five minutes later, he sent me a text thanking me for the experience. What a loser.

While this reader discovered he wasn’t fertile…

A few years ago, my now ex-wife and I were having issues conceiving, so we went to see a fertility doctor (female, maybe in her late 50’s or early 60’s) at the local hospital. At the first appointment, our doctor went through the typical intake questions about lifestyle, etc., to determine whether the issues might be biological or environmental (stress levels, sleep, diet, alcohol consumption, etc.).

After that, it was our turn for us to ask questions. I didn’t have any, but my then wife had a few, the last of which was, “Could lack of penetration be a factor in not conceiving?”

I think it was an honest question, not meant to embarrass me, and the doctor was puzzled at first, but then my ex made the universal ‘thumb and forefinger an inch apart’ gesture in response. Once she got the gist of it, the doc had a surprised reaction and moved her hand to cover her open mouth, stifling a chuckle. After finishing, her face turned serious as she scribbled something into her patient files and responded with an explanation, something along the lines of (and I’m paraphrasing here):

The doctor said, “I don’t know how small your husband really is, but some men with very small penises can have hormonal issues that affect fertility, such as low sperm counts/poor sperm function, but most men with average or slightly smaller-than-average penises can conceive and should have no issues.”

I didn’t think that she needed to use the words “very small” in her explanation, and sank into my chair and couldn’t make eye contact after that as a result. We finally left, but made a follow-up appointment to submit a sample to test for both the low sperm count and the poor sperm function she mentioned.

At the next appointment, I didn’t see the doctor around. Still, the 20-something-year-old receptionist and nurse (around the same age) who handed me the empty bottle for sample collection were certainly very cheerful to meet me, with much whispering and giggles as I headed off to the jerk-off room.

After a couple of minutes, I returned to reception to hand back the warm sample, and the nurse greeted me with, “Back so soon?” (As if guys can’t jerk off and cum within a few minutes?) and then both she and the receptionist were giggling again.

As they went to tag the sample and apply the matching set of stickers to our patient file, I finally saw the doctor’s note scrawled on my side of the patient file: ‘HUSBAND HAS VERY SMALL PENIS – MICROPENIS?!?’

The most recent of my humiliations suddenly made sense, and I left as fast as I could. Of course, there would be one final humiliation, that being when the doctor called with my fertility test results. Everything she predicted about the fertility issues of men with ‘very small” penises came true for me, hence why my then-wife is now my ex-wife.

This reader tried his best, but it just wasn’t good enough…

So I got married, and she has been wanting to have sex daily ever since. Now, we were occasionally having sex here and there before we got married, but it was always quickies. She has the stamina of a 400lb man, but she’s not even 140lbs, 5’7″, so I don’t know. Lol.

Anyways, we’re in the middle of having sex, she’s riding me, because it’s at its biggest when she’s on top. She says to me, “Do you wanna switch positions?”

I’m like, “No, but sure, why not?”

I roll her over, grab my dick, and get it in position. As I insert it in her, I’m staring at her face, watching for reactions. Nothing. I go, “Okay, I’m gonna get some noises out of you.”

I start pumping her really aggressively, and mid stroke, I thought, what if she just says to my face, ‘Are you in yet, babe?’

This thought got me really excited, so I could feel myself getting rock hard inside her. I started doing her slower and more rough, and attempted to make her boobs bounce with each thrust. No reaction. I wondered, ‘What if she’s feeling like a little tampon tickling her insides?’ Here I am sweating and holding myself up in pushup position, while throwing my back out inside her, and the look on her face is like, ‘Babe, are you done yet?’

This all turned me on more and more, so I started stroking harder and faster, and tried to hit whatever wall or back I could find in her, but it felt like I was sticking a permanent marker inside a slippery roll of toilet paper, like hitting no walls, just sliding in and out. After about 15 minutes of putting in WORK, I rolled over and gasped, “OK, I can’t do any more.”

She’s said, “Babe, I’m so sore now. I can’t walk like this. My pussy lips are swollen.”

“But worth it, right?” I asked.

She replied, “Not really.”

“So, what? You were just lying there, not feeling anything?”

“Pretty much.”

I was just destroyed. I was turned on and doing my best to give her and myself pleasure, and she didn’t even feel my dick inside her. That really caused some emotional damage in me.

Another reader has a very kinky wife…

We went over to my wife’s friend Taylor’s house for New Year’s Eve with a few couples. Nothing really different happened. We were staying the night, and around 1 am we went to the guest room right next to Taylor’s bedroom. Everyone was drunk, and we heard a vibrating noise through the wall, along with muffled moaning. My wife says, “I think Taylor is in the mood, let’s help her out.”

My wife starts stripping, and I follow her lead. She starts talking really loudly, “Oh, looks like my tiny little dick is ready for some fun!”

She then suggests, “Let’s try some fun positions.” My wife used to love doggy style, but I’m too small to reach. But she’ll go into positions I can’t reach deliberately to tease me.

She yells out, “Fuck me ‘doggy’ with your tiny dick. Come on, stick it in… Don’t tease me… Get it in… Ooh, you’re too small to get it in, aren’t you, honey?”

We try a few more positions that don’t work, saying things like, “Come on, babe, try, you are almost there,” and “Is it in yet?” and “Your tiny dicks just too small!”

Then she gets on top and starts riding me, getting more and more into it. I slip out a few times, and she says, “Fuck, your tiny dick keeps slipping out every time I’m about to cum. Get on top of me.”

We switch, and she cums a few times, and seeing I’m close and starts yelling, “Is your tiny little dick about to cum? Cum for me! Cum in me with your tiny little microdick!!”

It was so hot that we heard moaning through the wall the whole time.

The next morning, I went to a nearby fast food chain and got breakfast for us all. We ate and talked, and said our goodbye’s, when we left, my wife told me Taylor was asking how many positions we can actually have sex in. She told Taylor, “It really only works when he’s on top in missionary. If I’m on top, I can feel him, but he falls out when I bounce. I can only grind on top of him.”

I got so hard she jerked me in the car with two fingers on the drive home. While jerking my dicklette, my wife told me Taylor was laughing and said, “That’s too bad. You are missing out on so many fun positions you could do with a bigger dick. You’re a saint putting up with such a short dick man.”

Meanwhile, this reader had a severe case of coitus interruptus…

Back when I was in college, my high school friends and I rented the first floor of a 3-story house as a college apartment. There were 4 of us on the first floor, and all of us had been really good friends for at least 6 years at this time. I always kind of guessed I was the smallest dick in the group, based on what I’d seen of them in swimsuits, but we were never the type of friends to compare or anything like that.

We moved into this apartment during our junior year, and within the first month, we had become friendly enough with the upstairs neighbors that they invited us to their weekly parties. I knew the neighbors on either side of our building were pissed about the constant noise, but I never thought much of it until the night it happened.

Our upstairs neighbors threw a party like they did every weekend, and we all attended. While I was there, I ended up hitting it off with this gorgeous BBW I had just met, and one thing led to another, and we ended up in my apartment, having some really good (if disappointing for her) sex. Unbeknownst to me, our other neighbors finally had enough and called the college police to shut down the party.

The college police started upstairs, since that’s where all the noise was coming from, but apparently, they wanted to give us all written warnings. After they were done up there, they had my roommates take them into my apartment. I guess they heard me grunting in my bedroom, and, figuring I was drunk and trying to hide from them, they threw open my bedroom door with a SLAM! The girl I was with screamed out in surprise, and my dumbass immediately thought someone had broken in so I jumped off of her and ran toward the doorway, ready to defend my apartment only to find myself face to face with a super cute 25ish year old female officer, my 3 friends, and one of their girlfriends, all with my four-inch boner flopping around as I ran.

Needless to say, everyone saw it. The cop tried to be professional, but I could tell she was holding back her laughter. My friends weren’t as kind, and I had to sit there, wrapped in a towel, getting my written warning while my buddies all laughed their asses off at me. They still bring it up today and never let me live it down. And to add more embarrassment, after graduation, I became an EMT, and later a Paramedic in the same city, and that beautiful officer is the Sargent on my shift, so I run into her on duty almost every week. She’s never mentioned it, but now and then I catch her smirking at me, and I know that she remembers.

While this reader’s mate got shafted while on vacation…

So recently, a group of us were on a vacation in Mexico, and at our Airbnb’s hot tub late one night, having what I can only describe as an absurdly dumb, drunk late-night conversation. It was 4 girls, 2 of us guys. There were more, but they were out at bars that night, and we wanted to enjoy the place. The other guy with me that night was a mate.

The question that arose in the group was: ‘Is a guy’s shaft really considered nudity? In the same way a girl can have their cleavage out and be showing their tits without it being considered naked, could a guy’s shaft be exposed and they still be clothed?’ It was dumb, and I’m not even sure how we got into it, but one of the girls brought it up, and they thought it was a funny hypothetical.

Anyways, eventually they start justifying it to each other that it’s not really nudity, and they start trying to convince us to try it. I’m laughing and am finally convinced, but the other guy looks much more nervous. I egg him on and am like, “Who cares, it’s just us,” so he finally stands with me.

I pull my pants halfway down, so like a few inches of shaft are showing, and all the girls are laughing and cheering. He pulls his bathing suit down a bit, but not low enough to see any shaft. The girls start telling him to go lower, which he does, and well, his dick just pops out. And they’re all like, “Ew, he’s naked,” and laughing and joking about how my cock is clothed, and his was so small that he couldn’t do the shaft thing. He covered up quickly, but not fast enough for them to get a good view of a very small soft dick.

The rest of the trip, there were constant jokes about his small size, and I got plenty of action while he got none. I felt a bit sorry for my mate, to be honest.

This reader’s prejac problem leaves him on a sticky wicket…

About 4 years ago, I hooked up with a girl named Lauren. Kind of. She and I had been texting about hooking up for like 2 weeks, then we finally made it happen. I drove two hours to her house. About 15 minutes before I got there, I stopped to jack off so I wouldn’t cum too fast (spoiler alert: it didn’t work).

Once I got there, it took us all of 5 minutes to start undressing. She was short and thicc. But in the best way. As we made out, I reached down to finger her. She was already soaked, so I pushed her onto the bed. I got between her legs and tried to put it in but I ended up blowing my load all over her legs trying to put it in. We watched a movie, then tried again. This time she tried to climb on top and ride, but as soon as I started to get inside of her, I had to pull out and cum. We lay there for a minute, and she told me if I was gonna bust that fast every time I need to do more foreplay.

Fast forward to recently, and I haven’t seen her since that awkward day, except for the odd text message, and I haven’t spoken to her in person for a year or so. I shot her a text to say hey and catch up. She ended up telling me she had a boyfriend and he was with her. I jokingly said hello to the boyfriend and apologized. I joked that I had no idea she had a boyfriend, but I definitely wasn’t trying to steal his girl.

She sent back a bunch of laughing emojis, which I quickly figured out were sent by her new boyfriend when the next text was: ‘Lauren said you couldn’t even get that tiny dick inside her without cumming all over yourself. So, brah, I’m not worried in the slightest. Text her whenever you want, and keep your head up, little buddy 😂.’

I didn’t even know what to reply. Before I could, she sent me a lengthy text apologizing. He told her that he was just going to tell me it was fine, but it wasn’t okay that he made fun of my small dick and premature ejaculation problem.

Another reader’s first sexual experience informed him of his small dick club membership…

I didn’t really know I was small until I got my first handjob. I was my first girlfriend, and after dating for about 1 month, she gave me a handjob. I remember it like it was 5 minutes ago. We were lying in bed, and she reached in, looking kind of confused. I pulled my shorts off, and when my penis popped out, it was already hard. She started to giggle, which at first I thought meant she was surprised it was already hard, but then she started measuring it against her hands. She has small hands. My penis is only about 4” hard. She kept giggling as she stroked it. She would look me in the eyes and only use a few fingers. I warned her when I was close, and she pointed it at me, and I came all over my chest. It was awesome. Would do it again, lol.

Meanwhile, this reader picked up a size queen…

When I was a freshman in college, I went to a bar with some friends and met a girl while getting a drink: 5’6″, brownish-blonde hair, and beautiful blue eyes. I don’t remember what about, but we started chatting and hit it off hard. Next thing you know, we are both drunk walking home from the bar. We get to my apartment, and all my roommates are in the living room, hanging out with their girls. We went straight up to my room, and my roommates started commenting on me finally getting some (I struck out a lot, lol).

We both lay on the bed, and I started putting on some background noise on the TV. She went right and put her hand on my completely soft dick and pulled away instantly. I asked, “What’s wrong?”

She said, “Nothing,” and we lay back down.

We started making out for a little while, then she did it again, and it was still soft, and she chuckled. I knew right away why she laughed, and kept trying to kiss her after, but she didn’t seem interested anymore. I stopped, and she said, “I have to go.”

I texted her the next day and asked what happened the night before. She said, ‘My boyfriend came to pick me up,’ which confused me, so I questioned it, which upset her. I kept on about why she came home with me, if she had a boyfriend, and why I couldn’t be her boyfriend… big mistake.

Because I had already pissed her off by bugging her about it, she just sent me a video starting with a scrambling of the phone and partially her face all red, and then the camera moved down to an absolutely massive cock ramming her and her screaming. ‘This is why lol’ The cock must have been triple my size.

At first, I was in shock, but it was really hot to see this beautiful girl I had a chance with be destroyed by this huge cock, and naturally, I had to jerk off to that video. I still do.

While this female reader loves to tease a male friend…

I had been dominating this guy for a few months. Whenever I wanted some entertainment, he would jerk off in front of me, and when I wanted to get pleased, I would sit on his face and use him like a toy. He still had not fucked me. The only thing he ever received from me was a sympathy blowjob from which he came in 10 seconds. After that, it was endless ‘tease and denial,’ even though I knew how desperate he was. I gave him a little taste and used it to drive him even more crazy.

Even though he was loving it, I could sense he wanted to push himself and do something beyond gentle humiliation. Without him suspecting anything, I came up with an idea on how to take our sessions to the next level. It started as usual. He was stroking his little dicklette when I sat next to him on the couch and unlocked my phone. I started showing some of the dick pics I received that day, and how much bigger they were compared to his. That pushed him over the edge, and he was about to bust.

”Don’t you fucking dare!” I smacked his hand away,

He was trying his best to constrain himself. A large, ruined drop of cum did leak out, but he managed to hold the rest of it in.

“I’m sorry, mistress,” he apologized,

“I am slightly disappointed, but you did manage to hold it in. I think that deserves a reward,” I smirked,

“A reward?” his eyes light up,

“Yes, the ultimate reward for a loser like you! Get that mess you made on your finger,” I instructed.

With confusion on his face, he followed my command. Once the large drop of cum was sitting nicely on his finger, I continued: “Now put it in your mouth”.

His eyes went wide open as he kept looking at his finger with hesitation.

“Are you disobeying your mistress?!” I questioned him in an angry voice

He immediately shoved the finger in his mouth and, without making a face, swallowed his own cum. He looked back at me, seeking approval.

“Good boy!” I could see the excitement in his eyes, but he just kept looking at me without saying a word.

“Aren’t you forgetting something? Where are your manners?” I asked,

“Oh, I’m sorry! Thank you, mistress, for giving me the chance to taste my own cum!”

I smirked with satisfaction: “Well, since you’ve been such a good pet, I think you’ve earned a full meal.”

I told him to get on his back, and I helped him lift his legs over his head so his shrimp dick would be right above his face.

“Stick out your tongue, start stroking and cum for your mistress,” I commanded,

He understood the assignment and jerked off with my encouragement. It did not take long for ropes of cum to start landing on his face and tongue. I actually had never seen him cum so much before; he must have been really turned on. I laughed hysterically as he was lying there on my couch, covered in his own load. After fully enjoying the view, I called him a cumslut and told him to clean up. It was his first time doing a self-facial and tasting his own cum, and he absolutely loved it! My intuition was right.

This reader shut up a bragger at college…

I’m in a frat, and because of my large dick size, I’ve gotten plenty of action. There was another guy I found annoying and cocky, who always talked a big game about girls but, as far as I knew, never got any action. But he really wouldn’t shut up, even though I was pretty sure he was lying.

I got so fed up with him that I devised a plan at a small house party. I got him going, talking about him. Many girls loved him and begged for him. So I said, “Ok then, stud. Whip it out.”

He was like, “Oh, uh, why would I, uh…”

I cut him off and said, “If you’re so confident, let’s go, bud. If you’re really so impressive, I’ll make sure you have plenty of female options tonight,” and I lowered my pants so my large soft bulge was showing in my underwear.

His face went white, and he quickly tried to backtrack. And I said, “Oh, come on. It’s all in good fun. I’m sure you’ll make me look like a small dick loser, and it’ll be a good laugh.”

And of course, he said, “Oh no,” trying to get out of it and back away.

But I had talked with a close sorority girl about this and gave her a nod to run over and pants him. It couldn’t have gone better, like it was out of a movie. She pulled his underwear down too, and enough people saw his one-inch soft, sick, and small balls before he covered up and were laughing. It really shut him up, and it felt so good to stop hearing him brag, even though he was obviously lying.

Another reader has a weird relationship with his sister…

One day, my older sister came back from the gym. Everything was normal. She said hi, we talked for a bit, but the moment she took her socks off, I got immediately hard (Foot Fetish), and I couldn’t stop staring at her sweaty feet. She smiled at me, then went to her room. After some time, she sent me a message, telling me to come to her room.

As I arrived, I saw her preparing to have a bath. She was still in her gym clothes, with her feet out. I asked her, “What do you want?”

She said, “Do you have a foot fetish?”

I said, “No,” but while I was explaining myself, she pulled my shorts down, and there it was, my tiny 3-inch hard dick right in front of her feet.

She laughed and said, “You really have a foot fetish, you weirdo.”

While I was trying to hide it, she hit my balls with her foot, and I was brought down on my knees.

She said, smiling, “I will give you something you like, lick my sweaty feet clean, and cum while licking.”

I was confused why she said that, but I couldn’t refuse it. She put her feet on my face, and I started licking like a madman. She called me good boy, beta, babydick, everything, and as I was licking, I started jerking off to her feet.

She was bullying me, taking photos, calling me names, hitting me while I was jerking off with her other foot, and laughing at me.

I was about to cum, and she said to me to stop, and then she said to me, “Thank you for cleaning my feet,” and she showed both of her soles.

I was jerking so hard while she was saying, “Cum on your sister’s feet with your small penis, you loser.”

The moment I was going to cum, she said, “Stop.” She hit me in the balls, and I came all over her feet, legs, and floor.

She said, “Good boy,” and went to bathe.

She also told me to clean everything and leave her room.

Hours later, we were eating, and everything was normal, and it stayed the same for the following days, until one day she entered my room, showing the pics she’d taken. She said, “You are going to be a good boy, and thank you for your older sister. If not, I will send these pictures to everyone.”

I said ok, and today I am her pet, and she humiliates my small penis and me every day with her feet, and she loves calling me a Foot Licker. I am living a dream, and I love it.

Meanwhile, this reader’s wife jokes about his wrist size…

So we’re in this men’s clothing store, and I’m checking out some bracelets in the jewelry section. My wife picks one up and asks, “Do you like this one?”

I try it on, and it’s honestly way too big (like, it slides all over my skinny wrist). I say, “Yeah, it’s nice, but they all seem a little too large for me.”

She gets this huge mischievous grin and says, loud enough for anyone nearby to hear: “Yeah… wrist size is often linked to… you know…” and then just begins to laugh without finishing the sentence.

I turn bright red instantly because right behind us, there’s this big, tall, jacked guy with his blonde girlfriend, and I’m 100% sure they heard it. I basically speed-walked away from that section like my life depended on it. A few minutes later, once we’re further away, she leans in and whispers with a smirk: “I’m just kidding… There are definitely some guys with small wrists who are packing a big one. Some.”

I muttered something like, “Haha… very funny…” and quickly changed the subject, but damn, my heart was racing the whole time.

While this reader got drunk and naked…

A while ago, I was part of a drinking game that ended with some friends and me totally naked. One of those present was a girl I was seriously crushing on. So everyone had a side-by-side comparison of how much smaller I was next to other guys’ present who all had longer and much thicker soft cocks than me. Seeing the girls’ blank faces as they looked at my little dick, I knew they were hiding their disappointment.

As icing on the cake, after this game, my crush started dating a guy with a huge cock. I think she was interested in dating me until that night she saw my little dick. However, I LOVE how much (despite it being a year since that night) I still feel put in a submissive headspace simply hanging out with those people from that night who know exactly who had the smallest dick in the room when we played that dumb drinking game.

This gay reader goes to his first gay sauna…

A few months ago, I was on vacation, and the city had a great gay sauna with different areas, glory holes, and much more. It was my first time in a gay sauna, and I was very nervous. When I discovered the different areas, I saw many men of different ages. I went to the group showers and saw 4 guys showering and talking to each other. At first, they didn’t notice me. I was very horny and thought about their bodies and cocks and what I want to do with them. It took me just a few seconds and I was hard under the shower. My dick, however, is tiny, even if it’s hard, and sometimes it pokes at the bottom.

One of the guys saw me, and we talked a little bit. He was very nice and gave me some compliments. He said he liked my soft dick, and he is wondering what it looks like when hard. I thought it was a joke because I was already rock hard. The other guys looked at me, and only one noticed that I was hard. All of them were very shocked and laughed at my small size.

Years ago, I hated it when somebody humiliated me, but this made me even harder when the guys laughed and talked about my small, hard dick. One of them asked if he could pet it, and they teased me. I was so horny that I cum instantly when he touched my dick. This was even more embarrassing, and they laughed even harder. This was my first time in a gay sauna, and it was very exciting.

Another reader dates a size queen…

I’d love to share with you guys the experience that completely shaped my kink for SPH long before I knew what that was. It started when I was 20 years old and joined a dating app. It was a simple match with a fitness-minded lady. She was a professional waterskier, and we hit it off via text. So I called her, we spoke for almost an hour, and we arranged a date. We decided to meet outside a Chili’s restaurant so we could grab dinner.

I walked up and saw a woman sitting outside, looking around as if she were waiting for someone. I smirked and approached. I said, “Kristine?”

She turned and gave me a smile like the Cheshire Cat and replied, “Wow, big hands….big feet… I bet your dick is huge. Hi, I’m Kristine!”

I was in complete shock, stood silent for a second, and could only mutter, “Um, I’ve not had any complaints!”

I thought I was average or maybe slightly under, so I didn’t think I was lying. Fast forward to our third date, and she gave me a goodnight kiss I never expected. Sitting in my car, she unfastened my pants and began to give me a blowjob right in her driveway! She showed no obvious signs that I was less than she expected.

The next time we went to a bookstore, she saw a bookmark with the word ‘GROWTH’ printed on it. She picked it up and handed it to me, and said, “Hey, put this in your pocket and see if it works.”

I was shocked and could only say, “Umm, wait, what?”

And she giggled and said, “Oh, I’m just kidding, little guy! Just a joke!”

I was a little confused about whether she was really just teasing or truly meant it.

The next date was much more forward. She picked the date and wanted to go to a sex Shop. We both walk in holding hands, and she stops at the section for dildos and grabs the box of a life-size mold of some huge 10-inch pornstar replica cock, and giggles and says something like, “Isn’t this huge? My ex was about this big, and it was just way too much!”

By that point, I may not have been a detective, but I was starting to get a picture that my dick must be less than stellar to her. She walked away to another section, and I continued walking while watching videos. I heard her yell, “Baby, look, they have your size!!”

It was loud enough to get not only my attention but also the attention of the 4/5 other people in the store and the extremely hot cashier girl at the counter. I look over, and she’s holding gag gift condoms labeled ‘extra-extra-extra small for the barely there guy!’ And they were literally those tiny finger protectors. I panic and look at the hot cashier who is now smirking at my expense. I played it off as a joke.

These things were all extremely embarrassing at the time, and I wasn’t at all turned on. After we broke up, it seemed to fester in my brain and became a turn-on. I still think about how she shaped my biggest turning point in SPH.

Meanwhile, this reader had a close encounter…

I was at this Club with some friends, had a few too many beers, and ended up chatting with this cute girl at the bar. Normally, I wouldn’t just go up to a girl and talk to her, but I felt confident that night. We were getting along quite well, and I made some moves, and she seemed into it. We went dancing for a bit, nothing, and things were heating up, and at one point, her hand slipped down into my pants.

Her fingers brushed against my dick, and she groped me, and I guess she realized I was a member of the small dick club. She pulled back pretty quick, and she gave me this weird half-smile. She then kind of chuckled and told me she wasn’t feeling well and wanted to go home. Luckily, none of my friends noticed this, and I just told them she had to go. So that’s what I get for stepping out of my comfort zone and talking to new people. Not that I didn’t like it, though.

While this reader accidentally got his friend humiliated…

So I’ll start this off by saying that I’m pretty well endowed. This happened a couple of years ago, when I threw a party at my place. My best friend was there, and so was his crush, a tall, blonde, fit woman. She was gorgeous, but she knew it, always putting others down and being quite rude. I wasn’t sure what he saw in her, but I still rooted for him.

That night, the two of them actually hit it off. He was chatting her up, she was laughing, and they were having a good time. About an hour in, my friend came up to me with a super excited grin. He told me that they were about to hook up. I cheered him on and was stoked for him. He then said that he forgot to bring condoms and asked if he could borrow one of mine. Thinking nothing of it, I told him to just go to my bedroom and grab one from my nightstand. He thanked me and ran off.

I continued drinking and having a good time with the other guests, but a little bit later, I felt someone tap on my shoulder. It was the girl my friend had a crush on. I was surprised to see her back so soon, and even more surprised that she wanted to talk to me, since we’d never really had a conversation.

She was being super nice and kind of flirty to me. She touched my arm and got really close to me, asking if I wanted to dance. I was so confused and asked her about my friend. She told me not to worry about him and dragged me onto the dance floor. We danced for about half an hour while she grinded her ass onto my crotch. Not gonna lie, seeing her firm, round ass up against me was quite the sight.

However, that’s when I saw my friend rejoin the party. I excused myself to his crush, and she gave me this evil look. I walked over to my friend, grabbed him by the shoulder, and asked him what happened. He looked up at me in utter defeat, face as pale as a ghost. He didn’t want to talk about it. I continued pestering him about what was going on and started joking that he must have cum too fast for her to be back so soon. That’s when he kind of snapped and told me that they didn’t even get that far.

That’s when he told me that when they were taking off their clothes, his crush grabbed the condom he took from my nightstand and looked at him wide-eyed with a grin on her face, saying, “Oh, this is gonna be fun.”

She pulled down his pants, and her grin suddenly turned to a frown. They tried putting on the condom, but it would slip right off his boner because it was just too large for his dick. That’s when she asked him where he got that condom from. As soon as he told her, she got dressed and rushed back to the party. I had never seen his penis before, so I didn’t know that this would be an issue. So yeah, that’s how I accidentally humiliated my best friend. I felt like such a douche for doing that, even if it was inadvertent. I didn’t hook up with the girl he had a crush on, even though she was gagging for it. In fact, the way she treated my friend turned me off her big time—Bros before Ho’s, guys.

This female reader agrees to a threesome…

This happened years ago with one of my boyfriends, who kept pestering me about having a threesome with another girl. At the time, I was not really into that idea, but after some back and forth, we decided that we would have a threesome with another guy first, and after that, he would get to fulfill his own fantasy. It seemed fair. He was looking forward to it so much that he did not even mind sharing me with another guy.

We were on vacation (a birthday present from my boyfriend), and after a few days of scrolling on Tinder and meeting potential candidates, we found the right guy. He was cool and nonchalant about the whole situation, and he had also done plenty of threesomes before, which was a big bonus.

Fast forward to the next day, and the long-anticipated moment had arrived. I was on my knees with my boyfriend and the other guy in front of me. I started by unzipping my boyfriend’s jeans and pulling out his half-hard dick. I then moved on to our guest, without thinking, I pulled down his pants, and Oh…My…God…

It was the biggest cock I had ever seen in person. It completely took me by surprise as I was not even thinking about how big he was. I just stared at it with eyes wide open, before looking up at my boyfriend with a ‘holy shit’ look on my face. I glanced lower at my boyfriend’s much smaller dick and cleared my throat while smirking.

After that, I took one cock in each hand and started jerking off both of them while looking our new hung friend in the eye. I couldn’t resist and wrapped my lips around the tip of his cock. Swirling my tongue around it, all I could think to myself was how big it felt in my mouth, and that was only the tip. I pushed my head forward until it hit the back of my throat, and I was nowhere near deepthroating it.

All of a sudden, I found myself letting go of my boyfriend’s small dick and stroking this horse cock with both hands while trying to go as deep as I could, gagging on it like a cock hungry whore. I had never been so slutty and submissive for anyone before, including my boyfriend. I don’t know what came over me. It was like a primal instinct, trying to please an alpha man. For a moment, I even forgot my boyfriend was there.

Our new friend suddenly pulled his cock out and smacked me on the face with it. He took me in his arms and carried me to the bed, placing me in a doggy position. He started by teasing me with the tip, slowly circling it around my clit, making me even more wet and begging for him to put it in.

I noticed my boyfriend was just standing there by the bed, jerking off. It’s like he didn’t know what to do or what he could add to this situation. I had some experience being a hotwife before, so to ease his mind, I looked him in the eye and said: “This is the best gift ever, thank you, babe!”

He let out a little smile, and any tension that might have been there dissipated. The bull was done with teasing and pushed his thick, throbbing cock inside me, reaching depths I had never felt in my body. It was the loudest I had ever moaned. After slowly stretching me out, he picked up the pace and unapologetically started destroying me. It felt like my body was being split in half in the best way possible.

My boyfriend decided to join in on the fun by climbing onto the bed and putting his dick in my mouth. I tried my best to suck it, but I really could not manage multitasking at this point. It took every cell in my body to take that horse cock. My boyfriend crawled out of the bed and went back to stroking on his own.

We went at it for an hour in different positions, and he even put it in my ass. It all ended with me lying on the bed with my stomach, tits, and face all covered in the bull’s cum. Even his loads were much bigger than my boyfriend’s.

After he was done coating me, my boyfriend ran over and jerked off on my stomach, which was adorable. I don’t know why he did not go for my tits or face, maybe because he felt inferior. But he was not angry or upset, quite the contrary, he even thanked our new friend for fucking me. Best birthday ever, and what a way to discover my boyfriend was into cuckolding.

I kept my word, and after this little sexcapade, we had a threesome with another girl a couple of weeks later, and we gave my boyfriend the best night of his life.

*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech. Some of these stories have come from Reddit.