Our Readers SPH Experiences 355
This female reader enjoys some in house waxing…
A while back, I was on my way to my waxing appointment when I thought how funny it would be to make him an appointment. During my appointment, I asked my waxer if she accepted male clients. She said, “Absolutely,” and asked if I wanted to make an appointment for my husband. I said yes, but before I did, there were some things she needed to know, and if they made her uncomfortable, then I wouldn’t make the appointment. So I explained some aspects of our dynamic to her, mainly the things she’d possibly be exposed to. She said she was OK with everything and started asking me questions. I don’t know if she did it intentionally or not, but she made his first waxing appointment so humiliating for him. And everyone after that was just about as humiliating.
Well, over the past 4-5 months, life has gotten in the way, and neither one of us has been able to get waxed. So I was shopping one day and found an at-home kit, so I bought it. That night, one of our good friends, who knows everything about our dynamic, came over so we could have margaritas. I picked out his ‘maids’ uniform that consisted of a matching bra and panty set that was see-through and a sexy little nightgown. During our night out, I’d request certain things be done with picture evidence. While sitting at dinner, my friend said we should make him wax himself. That set forth a snowball of ideas. I texted him and let him know, and he was less than excited. When we got home, we got everything set up. For the next hour, we watched as he waxed himself while we provided the humiliating commentary. 10/10 will be doing that again.
Another reader is feeling loose…
While I am aware that vaginas can vary in size and are flexible, one thing I’ve always noticed since the first time I had sex is that it usually feels roomy when properly wet and ready for sex. Ever since my first partner, I usually only feel ‘tight’ pussy when it’s not so wet. When it’s really wet, I feel so so small. As if I’m entering a cave, and my partners can definitely take bigger and be pushed to their limit by someone much bigger.
I used to hear dudes talk about tightness and looseness, and, from my understanding, that’s usually more indicative of the guy than the girl. When a dude says somebody’s tight, I’d think he’s on the bigger side, while if someone (usually talking shit) talks about someone’s loose pussy I’d think they’re basically admitting they have a small one.
All my partners felt so loose, and they all do admit (not sure, honestly) that mine is definitely small after I admitted I love SPH. I remember one of my exes had several partners before me, and felt insecure about whether she was loose. I remember her asking me about my prior experiences and her laughing her ass off in relief when I told her, “All pussy feels loose when you have a small dick”.
Now with my wife, this is a topic we really enjoy together. She’d straight up tell me to my face how she can’t feel me, how there’s still a lot of space and spots I haven’t touched, etc. I especially love it when she’s ovulating, and it feels so much bigger in there. Whenever we fuck during ovulation, I’d love to tell her how she definitely can and should take a bigger one.
Meanwhile, this reader gets off while on a webcam site…
I was scrolling through the millions of other guys jacking off on a video chat website. Finally, two girls popped up on the screen. Girl one was adorable with dirty blonde hair and glasses. Girl two was also cute with dark hair and super white teeth. I had my camera neck down and a blanket over my cock. I was stroking it through the blanket.
The girls told me they were 18, wanted to see, and asked my age. I told them my age and pulled the blanket down to reveal my hard 4” cock and began stroking it with a couple of fingers. It was silent for a second, then girl one started doing baby talk. Just oohs and ahhs and random gibberish. I was still stroking and asked her what she was doing.
“I figured I would baby talk since you have a babydick,” and then both girls started laughing hysterically.
Girl 2 chimed in, “Bro, we are 18, and our high school boyfriends are like twice your size,” followed by more laughter.
They told me how they’d never touch one that small and how embarrassing it is for me to have such a tiny dick. It took about 30 seconds of that, and I couldn’t stop. I blew a huge load all the way up my chest and covered my stomach. That just made them laugh more.
“A tiny dick and he blows his load in 30 seconds. Life is rough for you, dude,” said girl 2.
Girl 1 chimed in, “We were gonna show you our tits out of pity, but you’d probably have a heart attack.”
They both kept laughing, and one mumbled, “That was pathetic,” as they disconnected.
While this reader does not impress in sweats…
My wife and I were about to go out into town for some errands, and I asked her if my butt looked good in my sweatpants. She said, “No one cares about how your butt looks. It’s all about the bulge in front.”
I turned around and thrust my hips out and said, “Well, there ya go. How does that look?”
She said, “Pathetic. Even when you’re half chub right now.”
I said, “I’m not half chub. That’s me completely soft,” and pulled my pants down to show her.
For reference, usually I’m anywhere between 0.5 to 1.5 inches soft and 4.5″ hard. However, I was about 2 inches at that moment, and when she saw it, she laughed and said, “You’re definitely half chub. You’re soft like an acorn, so don’t lie to yourself.”
This reader got a handjob from his wife…
I convinced my wife to give me a handjob last night, and she made some great comments. A few I fished for, but overall, she was making them off-hand. We have been working on this, and she is making it more of a routine in our sex life, which is fantastic. We don’t call it SPH; we just call it dirty talk.
Last night, she wasn’t too happy about me asking, so she told me to get hard, and then I had a minute to cum. I got hard and told her I was ready, and so she sat up and grabbed my dick and then squeezed my balls, and I winced in pain and said ouch. She responded unapologetically with, “I didn’t say it was all going to feel good,” and went on to rub me. She said, “I can’t believe you are a soft 4.5 inches.
This confused me, and I said, “Baby, I’m not 4.5 inches soft.”
She laughed and said, “I know that. Soft, you’re like half an inch. I mean it like you’re barely 4.5 inches when you are hard.”
I shook my head, understanding now, and she said, “I hope our boys won’t have a small penis like you.”
I said, “They will be fine. I made it through life OK.”
She said, “Not for them, but for their wives’ sake.”
I said, “You knew what you were getting when we got married.”
She said, “I knew what it was like in my hand, but not in my vagina. So yeah, I don’t want them to be disappointed like me.”
That one stung, but it still got me going.
“At least I’m thick,” I fished for a comment.
“Hahaha. Thick my ass. You’re barely the size of my thumb. I can easily wrap my fingers around with overlap. I’m a nurse, so please don’t say I don’t know. You have the skinniest dick I’ve ever held, and that’s saying a lot.”
This got me close, so I said, “Well, I know I’m not the smallest you’ve ever had.”
“You’re tied for length but smaller in thickness, so I guess you are the smallest,” she said.
“I’m close, baby. Use 2 hands, please!” I begged.
She laughed and said, “You mean 2 fingers. Your little penis can’t even handle one hand, let alone two. That’s only for real men.”
Then I came. I thought it was a decent load, but it didn’t shoot out like sometimes, and she looked at it and wiped her hand off on me and said, “That was kind of a pathetic amount of cum.”
I just said, “I didn’t know why,” and started cleaning myself up.
Another reader likes to get naked at his friend’s house…
So I was at my friend’s place, and it was just me, his mom, and his grandmother, since he had gone out to buy something. I had to use the toilet, so I just walked into a bathroom. I locked it, but the lock was kind of shaky; I didn’t mind it that much. While I was mid taking a shit, my friend’s mom barged in cause the door just straight up opened when she opened it, and I was so shocked. She didn’t do it on purpose; she was just there to get her clothes that she’d left there. And I was fully naked cause I like to be nude when taking a shit.
When she walked in, she said, “Oh god, I’m sorry, I’m just here to get some clothes.” I was panicking, and then she laughed and said, “It stinks here 😭” I was so damn embarrassed. She literally made an ‘eww’ face and said, “It really stinks in here.”
Then she walked out, and after I finished and came out, she was still in the room collecting other clothes for laundry, I guess. I was still naked as I didn’t know she’d be there, and my clothes were on the bed.
When I walked out, she looked at me. I tried to hide my dick for a few seconds, but then I let go as she kept staring at it. She looked at it and said, “You’re not circumcised, huh?”
She’s Muslim. Then she said, “I haven’t seen one like that before,” and said my foreskin was too long. She also said my dick was small (it’s 4.5” hard if anyone wants to know). I had really long pubes at the time ’cause I hadn’t shaved, and she also told me I should. She finished lecturing me and then just left.
Meanwhile, this reader’s wife finally found Nemo…
My wife Rachel and I have always had a playful dynamic when it comes to my size. I’m a grower, not a shower, and when I’m flaccid, I’m… well, compact is a generous word. We’ve turned it into a massive part of our foreplay; the teasing builds this incredible tension that usually ends with me being more than ready to go.
Recently, we were lounging on the couch when things got a bit handsy. She reached into my boxers, did a little search and rescue mission, and then stopped. She looked down, then looked me dead in the eye with this wide-eyed, vacant stare that I didn’t recognize at first.
“Hi there,” she whispered in a pitch-perfect Dori impression.
I started laughing, but she didn’t break character. She peered into my waistband like she was looking into a deep-sea trench.
“Don’t be scared, little guy,” she cooed, gently prodding me. “Are you lost? Are you looking for your family? It’s okay, I’m a natural helper! Just keep swimming… just keep swimming…”
I was losing it. There is something uniquely humiliating and incredibly hot about your wife treating your manhood like a confused tropical fish.
“Hey, little guy!” she chirped, giving me a light flick. “I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, out of the coral! Don’t be shy!”
The combination of the ridiculous voice and the focused attention on how small I was in that moment hit the override button in my brain. I went from zero to a hundred instantly. It wasn’t long before the little guy wasn’t so little anymore, and Rachel’s Dori impression shifted into a delighted smirk.
“Oh, look,” she whispered, her voice dropping back to her normal, sultry tone. “I found him. And he’s definitely not a minnow anymore.”
Safe to say, the ‘Search for Nemo’ ended in a very successful mission.
While this reader was evaluated…
This story dates back to my university days in Southern California in the late 1990s. Through a series of forgotten details, two guys went to pick up four of our female classmates from a beach about an hour away, with the idea being that two guys and two girls would drive back in each car. One of the guys said his parents’ house was about halfway between the beach and the school, that they had a nice pool and lounge area, and that they’d love it if we stopped by. Everyone thought it was a great idea.
It was indeed a nice pool! The three girls had their damp swimsuits under their clothes or in their bags; the guy whose parents lived there still had trunks there, but the three remaining guys (me included) didn’t. Here is the bit I haven’t figured out in over 25 years: for some reason, the host family had three matching pairs of red swim trunks, all size L, none worn, each with its original sales tag. Maybe they were on clearance, and she decided to buy them all?
“Are you sure it’s OK to use the new trunks?” we asked.
“No problem!” we were told.
The three of us removed the tags; we all dressed out separately, and eight of us met at the deck and jumped in the large pool.
So here’s the tally:
1. The four girls had opaque swimsuits.
2. The host had an opaque swimsuit.
3. The other three of us? The new red trunks went transparent and clingy immediately. They were the worst-quality trunks I had ever seen, let alone worn. We were immediately in a wet swim trunks contest. If it hadn’t been a super-religious family, I’d have been sure we were being punked.
I think the three guys knew our trunks were semi-transparent, so we waited until the last moment to get out. At least I did — I thought I’d get out and head straight for my towel. So the guys got out, the girls turned around, and all their eyes involuntarily dropped to our groins.
There was simply nothing to do but just stand there. You know, kind of the worst part? No one laughed. No one even smirked. No one blushed. The four young women had checked us out, and that was that. This was well before developing an SPH kink, but looking back, I wonder if this was the genesis. Maybe they talked about it amongst themselves later? Perhaps they were classy about it, and it never came up. I don’t know and (a quarter century later) don’t really care.
But I remember standing there, on full display, being evaluated, tallied, and the information filed away. And it turns me on in retrospect.
This reader entertained his family…
We were supposed to have a family meal. While waiting for everyone, I was browsing a cam2cam site when someone offered me a 10-minute cam session. I accepted and paid. I waited the 5 minutes before starting. That’s how long it took for my family to arrive. We got heated, and when I started pulling it out of my pants, the cam girl started laughing and asked how long it was.
“Four inches,” I told her.
And then she said, “Well, let’s start.” So she told me how to masturbate, and after barely 40 seconds, I ejaculated.
Second laugh. She said to me, “Why did you cum so quickly? Are you a premature ejaculator?”
I had ejaculated 1 minute and 58 seconds after the cam started.
Big laugh, she said my name and called me a prejac with a small dick.
Cam ended…
When I went downstairs, everyone was looking at me strangely. I’d forgotten to disconnect my phone from the smart speakers, the one in my room and the ones in the living room. My family had heard everything.
Another reader learns an acquaintance is not well hung…
About ten years ago, my friend’s girlfriend told me she wanted to see my dick. I say friend cause we hung out in the same social circle, but we weren’t close. He was kind of an arrogant asshole, to be honest. His girlfriend had fucked about five guys in that same social circle during a roughly six-month period prior to them becoming official, and the only reason I wasn’t one of them is that I was in a serious long-term relationship.
Although I was still in that relationship when we eventually did start fooling around. I’m not a good person. I let things escalate from flirtation to sexting to drunken public dry humping, and when she got a boyfriend, I assumed this behavior would stop, but hoped it wouldn’t. I backed off. She didn’t. She wanted to see my dick.
“I want to see it,” she said, “His dick sucks.”
“The sex is good,” she insisted, “but his dick sucks.”
Now, when she said, “His dick sucks,” I didn’t necessarily take that to mean his dick was small. She didn’t say it was small. She said it sucked. There are lots of reasons other than size that a dick could suck. I knew dude was an alcoholic, so when she said that, I assumed that meant he drank too much and couldn’t get hard.
So I show her my dick. She makes three statements:
“It’s thick.”
“I like it.”
“Way better than a roll of Lifesavers.”
Way better than a roll of Lifesavers?
I laugh my ass off. “A roll of Lifesavers?” I ask.
She immediately walks it back. “No,” she said, “It’s not that small.”
But… that seemed so specific. I have to believe she held his little dick up to a roll of Lifesavers at some point.
I was pretty good friends with the dude’s ex, and I brought this up to her. She laughed and said, “That’s honestly not far off,” adding, “It’s comparable to my two-year-old nephew. I couldn’t believe how small it was.” She also insisted he was good at sex, saying, “Sometimes it’s nice to not feel sore the next day,” before immediately walking that back and mentioning that her new man was hung and it was no comparison.
Meanwhile, this reader’s dancing left him exposed…
Last year, with my dance theater group, we were doing a show in a small theater (we are a very broke theater group 😅), which had only one changing room for all of us, which was 4 girls, 2 guys, me, our two teachers, and the makeup girl.
Being the one with the most dancing experience, I had to take a role that involved some ballet artistry, but the costume was particular, and the one we bought had to be modified to fit the role. It was a costume plus dance belt in one. For those who don’t know what the dance belt is, it is the underwear you wear in ballet/dance shows. Also, just after the dance part, my next part was coming up.
This meant that after I finished with the dance I had to go back to the dressing room, remove the costume (which left me completely naked – as you don’t wear anything under the dance belt) then remove my makeup (after getting naked as it was a lot of makeup and needed to wash it out and not stain the white costume) and then wear my next costume after I remove the makeup completely and then reapply the new makeup.
When the teacher/director explained to me the mechanics of the changing process, and I understood it entailed my being naked in front of everyone, I was mortified.
I have a pretty small dick, and I would have to be fully exposed to everyone in my group to see for six weekends in a row…
The first time I went through the whole process during the final rehearsal with full costumes, I thought I could cover my face with my hands while taking off the makeup, but it was impossible. There were 2-3 minutes that I had to be butt-naked in front of everyone. Well, as luck would have it, my best friend is also in the theater group, and even though I love her to death, she is a bitch and a half.
The first time I undressed, while most people were minding their own business, she let out a very loud laugh for a couple of seconds, and people asked what happened… and her immediate response was, “Well… Look at it.”
So at that point I had everyone, including the teacher/director, the makeup artist, and the rest of the actors, just pose for a split second to just look at me at my predicament and giggle with my small dick…
After that, basically for the rest of the shows, there were no major laughs, only some grins, but a few people from the group still make jokes here and there playfully, and my best friend likely won’t give it a rest. She changed my name on her phone from ‘BFF’ to ‘tiny-BFF’ and often repeats this ‘funny story’ to new people we meet.
While this reader couldn’t get it up…
So when I was 18 and first got to college, I met this girl. I became friends with her and her roommates, who were all girls. After a little while, this girl and I started hanging out alone, and it became clear things were heading in the direction of sex. After a month of first and second base, she finally asked if I wanted a blowjob. I said yes, undid my pants, and lay down. My dick is about 1.5 – 2 inches soft, and about 4.5″ when hard. It was soft when she pulled it out, and I was embarrassed.
She began to suck it, slowly, but I wasn’t really getting hard. She basically had her chin planted on my balls. It was so easy for her to fit my little dick in her mouth. She jerked it with her thumb and index finger for a minute or two, then said, “Maybe we should stop.”
That was the last time I hung out alone with her, but I’d still see her when we hung out with her roommates.
A couple of weeks later, her roommates and I were hanging out at my dorm, drinking and chatting.
One of the girls asked me about the hookup I had with her roommate, and I said it was fine. She said that her roommate (who tried to suck my dick) told her it wasn’t great… When I asked why, they all giggled, and I knew something was up. After hesitating for a little while, they said to me that she told them how small my dick was, two inches. She got it right. They even knew that it only takes 2 fingers to jerk it.
This reader talks about his Asian girlfriend…
Just for initial context, I am a 5’6 tall guy with a 2-inch dick soft dick and 4.5 inches hard (not the smallest but not big either), and my girlfriend is a 5’5″ petite Asian girl. Also, English is not my first language, so I am sorry if I misspell something.
It’s not really a story, but a compilation of some interactions that made my small one really hard when I think about it.
1: Once I was talking in the shower with my girlfriend about dick sizes and things like that, when I suddenly questioned her if she thinks size matters, her answer was precisely this: “Of course it does, size is one of the most important things in a guy, someone with a small dick can only fuck wearing a strap-on.”
It was at the start of our relationship, and it really surprised me because she looks like a cute girl who would just say, “Size doesn’t matter, just how you use it.”
2: As I have described before, I am pretty tiny when I am soft (only 2 inches), and whenever my girlfriend gets to see me soft, she laughs it off and sometimes even humiliates me a little. Usually, what she does is hold it with only the tips of 2 fingers and laughs A LOT, but sometimes she even compares it to other things, like a finger or lipstick. (She also made me wear panties once to see how they looked while soft.)
3: This one occurred recently. I was scrolling through Instagram reels with her, and something curious came up. It started a panty commercial with ‘I love big dicks,’ with a 🤏 emoji next to it.
At the time, I blushed (I know I don’t have a big one) but decided to joke with her and ask what that was. That’s when I saw her face, and she was much redder than me, and just kept passing through reels so I could forget it.
Another reader learns a lot…
Around this time last year, I was a freshman in college, and I had a class with this beautiful, thick, Black girl. Every time she would walk, her tits and ass would jiggle. We had similar interests; we were both nerds. We would talk here and there. One day near the end of our spring semester, in one of our last classes, she was sitting with me and some other guys. We were talking about something random—I think it was celebrities—and she randomly came out and said jokingly, “I don’t want to see you beat your shmeat,” out loud.
I was so embarrassed, I wanted to die. I couldn’t even look at anyone else. By the way, ‘shmeat’ means ‘small meat.’ It got worse a few days after that. I invited her to watch Marvel’s ‘Echo’ with me in the library. We were in one of the private study rooms, in the middle of the episode, when she started rubbing my leg and something else. I was frozen. She felt my dick, and she said, “Aww, it’s like my little cousins,” and giggled.
We finished the episode and went to class, where she gave me her Instagram and said, “Later, shmeaty.”
I texted her a few weeks later, and she said she wasn’t interested anymore, was talking to a new guy, and to take this as a learning experience.
Meanwhile, this reader and his friends get their wangs out for fun…
So, a couple of weeks ago, my friend told me his ex was going around saying he had a chode. He was pretty shook about it and asked to show me. I looked at it and told him he was fine. Later that weekend, he came over with our old college roommate and talked about it again. Our other friend said, “Just show us. God, I’m not that big either.”
So the two of them took their dicks out, and they were like 2.5-3″ soft.
I got over my nerves and took mine out too. I’m like 1.5″ soft. The other two got hard kind of naturally, and I did, too. Turns out the one who got dumped is 6×6″, and the other one is 6.5×5.5″. I’m 4.5×4″, and they roasted me about my small girth. One of them asked me why the girth didn’t get bigger when I got hard, but the length did, and he was kind of serious lol.
While this reader gets high and gets caught…
Last spring, I was high as fuck one night, and I came walking out of the shower and downstairs into the kitchen. I got into the fridge, but didn’t know my dad and brother had come home early. I’m in the refrigerator, and dad popped around the corner and starts talking to me. I’m behind the fridge door, and he can obviously see I don’t have a shirt on, but he has zero clue I was actually naked.
He keeps talking, my brother comes in, gets a snack out of the cabinet, and asks me for a beer from the fridge. I reach out to him, and he walks over, sees my eyes, and announces out loud, “He’s high,” and laughs.
But once he was close enough to see my pupils, he realized something, ’cause he couldn’t see a waistband or the top of a towel. (At least that’s what he told me later) He jumped over to the back of the fridge door and looked down behind it. Looks up at me, then looks down again and says, “At least your pupils are big.”
Then he starts dying laughing, tells my dad, “He’s naked behind there!” My dad looks confused, so my brother repeats, “He’s high and buck ass naked.”
Dad looks at me, so I spill it. Got high, took a long shower, came for a drink, and didn’t think they were home. So I didn’t bother wearing a towel. Dad just rolls his eyes at me. Then I ask my brother for a towel.
My dad jumped in and said, “NO! Own it cause you need to know this isn’t okay. What if Mom had been with us, or your brother’s girlfriend?”
I apologized again.
Dad sighed, said, “It’s no big deal. We’re all guys here.”
And my brother piped up from the table, “And I just saw it.”
So I manned up, shut the door, and both of them looked at me. Dad just rolls his eyes again and laughs. Then I walked past them, through the house, and back upstairs naked.
Standing in front of the cold fridge for probably 10 minutes didn’t help the situation. I got to my room, and my brother was right behind me. Starts coming into my room, and I tell him, “Give me a minute to get dressed.”
He just scoffs, “Really?”
Then I realized privacy was kind of pointless. So I go grab some underwear, and he goes, “Dude, why is it so small?”
I look down and realize he’s probably looking too. Usually, I’m not super small, generally around 2″ soft, but he was right, at that moment it was like one inch. I didn’t know why—the cold, the pot—who knows? I just shrugged, said, “It’s usually bigger. Are you bigger?”
He just smirked and said, “By a lot.”
I got dressed, and he left.
Really sucked that the first time I’d been seen naked like that in years and years, there wasn’t a bit more to see. About an hour later, he comes back down the hallway, totally nude, carrying his towel. He says something about dad being right, it’s all guys tonight, no reason to be embarrassed, and that he figured it was only fair.
His soft cock looked about five inches and flopped about while he walked.
He stopped at my door on his way back, drying off, and while he was talking, my dad surprised him. Dad just rolled his eyes again and said, “When ya’ll get done comparing dicks like children make the smallest one take the garbage out, OK?”
He was making a joke, but before he was out of earshot, my brother says, too loudly, “That’s you, little bro, go take the garbage out!” Then, as he walked off, he added, “I bet you’re not man enough to do it naked!”
I did get the garbage, but he was right, I didn’t do it naked.
This reader couldn’t keep his girl…
Last year, around the end of February, I got a girlfriend. I know, surprise, right, but we went out to fairs and stuff just to have a fun time, and for dinner, we moved kind of fast one night in her car. She said it was amazing going down on her, but she kind of chuckled when she was sucking my dick that night.
One day, she came up to my room. We just played around, and I sat down to play the game. She sat on my lap, and I got instantly hard. Her ass was touching my rock-hard dick. I asked her if you felt it, and she said, “Nah, not really,” and she wiggled her ass a little and sat somewhere else.
Another day, we were in my room, and she wanted back shots. That was the most embarrassing time of my life. First, I couldn’t aim. I couldn’t get one in, and when I did, I moved, and it slipped out. And that night, I wanted to make it up to her, so I tried to fuck her from behind in bed. I was thrusting to the rhythm, she was just giggling and saying, “Nah, is it even hard?”
It was tough.
Ever since then, she has always teased me. One time she ground on me, and said, “Damn, I still can’t feel it,” and called me 4 inches, and every time she jerked me off, she said I was the smallest she had.
She always used two fingers to jerk me off. I’m glad I could share it, because last year, when she broke up with me, it was tough, but when I think of her, I always get a hard-on. She met another guy, and I heard they got married. I often wonder if my dick had been bigger and I was better at sex, if maybe she would have married me. Did I miss out on a life with her because I have a small dick?
Another reader found a chat he had on Insta with an ex…
A few years ago, I hooked up with a girl named Lauren a few times. We hooked up like 3 times back-to-back, then a fourth time like a month later, and then we didn’t talk for a couple of months. We haven’t spoken in years, but I just added her on Snapchat a couple of days ago. It said she had requested me, so I accepted. Well, turns out we had a few text chats saved that I totally forgot about.
During the time we were hooking up, I had not realized yet that I had a small dick or that I came as fast as I did. I was oblivious back then. Each time we hooked up, I lasted around a minute, which I thought was normal, except the last time. The last time I busted in, it was about ten seconds.
Anyway, the saved chat happened a couple of months after that last hookup. She had gotten a boyfriend, and it was kind of rocky. She was telling me she was kind of bored with him. ‘Aww, what’s the matter? Sex that bad? Does he have a small dick?’ I had joked.
She replied: ‘😂😂😂,’ followed by, ‘You’re one to talk 😂.’
Back then, I thought my dick was average-size, so I was confused and asked her if his was bigger than mine. She told me just to drop it, but I insisted. Which clearly annoyed her because she finally replied, ‘Obviously, he’s bigger than you. Everyone is bigger than you.🤏’
I was kind of speechless and insisted she was kidding just to be mean. She said, “Believe whatever you want. I’m done with this chat.’
I apologized and told her I didn’t mean to upset her, but nobody had ever told me that before. She said it was fine, but that she was serious and not just being mean. I asked her how big her boyfriend was now, and she just said, ‘He has no problem doing my favorite position if that tells you anything.’
Her favorite position was the ‘prone bone,’ which I struggled with. She had a huge butt, and I could barely get the tip in when we would try. We chatted a little more than then that was it.
Meanwhile, this reader dreams of the cuckold life…
I dated a lady a few years ago who only had experience with large cocks before me. I tried to bring up the SPH kink and asked her to tell me I’m small when we were having sex. That’s when she told me, “You are by far the smallest dick I’ve had.”
The description made it seem the majority she has had before me were twice my size or more. And I know I have a skinny/thin dick as well. I should have appreciated that experience more because it was a short relationship, and I could have totally had her cuck me with joy. I took a sex video of her with me, and she sounds so quiet as I pound her as hard as I can. She was completely unfazed.
I was able to get her to describe how she wishes she had a bigger cock in her. How I’m not enough. She would describe past experiences while I came into her. It was the BEST. Eventually, she cheated on me within 6 weeks of our relationship. In hindsight, I should have been OK with that. Now I want to be in a relationship where the woman cheats. I want to hear about her slutty experiences and how I don’t measure up to the real men she fucks. If only I could find someone like that.
While this reader does the tight Speedos trick…
I had changed into my Speedos, a size smaller than I needed to broadcast just how tiny my dick is. It was a bright, multicolored suit of blue and orange. I looked in the mirror and took a deep breath. I was lean and in decent shape, my only discernible deficit the one thing I could do nothing about: my two-inch soft penis, which, when crammed into my Speedo, seemed even smaller, as it made the faintest indentation barely. It was basically flat.
Unfortunately, but also conveniently, I had forgotten my pass for the sauna, and rather than going through the hassle of changing back into my clothes to go back to the front desk, I decided to take the initiative and slip into my sandals and make the trip dressed as I was. As long as I acted naturally, I figured it wouldn’t be a problem.
Unfortunately and inconveniently, there was hardly anyone in the gym that day until I made my way to the receptionist, a college student in her mid-twenties who gave me a look that communicated both surprise and amusement at my state, as if to wonder why I was embarrassing myself.
I cleared my throat and asked as naturally as possible for a guest pass for the sauna.
Still smiling, she asked for my name, and as she retrieved the file, I turned to greet a few people coming in, giving everyone a delightful look at just how little I had to offer.
“Here you go, little guy,” she said, a hand over her face as she tried not to laugh.
I acted as if I had no clue what was so funny and made my way back to the locker room, my heart pounding from it all.
*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech. Some of these stories have come from Reddit.