This reader confesses to his wife about his ex…

So I have made a few posts detailing why my ex broke up with me, and how I had told my wife a little bit of it, but last night I told her everything. It happened while we were lying in bed, her hand on my dick, playing with it lightly.

I told her, “So I want to tell you the rest of my story with Kenzie.”

“OK.”

“But you’re gonna have to not play with my dick while I’m talking because I’ll cum…”

“OK, lol.”

“So when we were together, we didn’t have a good relationship. I was basically addicted and would do anything to keep Kenzie around. I’ve told you before that she came out as bisexual while we were dating?”

“Yeah.”

“Well, when we went on our break, I wanted to get her back so badly I came out to her as bisexual too…”

“Why would you do that?” my wife asked.

“Because it wasn’t untrue… And I wanted Kenzie back so badly, I thought if I related to her it might help,” I said.

“Oh… Well, did it?”

“No… Kenzie told me it made sense. That guys with little dicks usually discover he’s gay long before women do, and that she was surprised it took me so long.”

“I’m sorry, that’s hilarious,” my wife said. “So now you’re telling me you like guys and that she knew you were gay before you told her strictly because of your tiny dick?”

“Yeah… Basically…”

“That’s pathetic. I mean, I kinda knew you were too, but I wasn’t ever gonna say anything.”

For reference, Kenzie and my wife went to high school together.

My wife then said, “In school, I actually did hear a rumor of how small you were, but I didn’t think it was true. Clearly, I was wrong.”

“What? Really?” I asked, surprised.

“Yeah…”

“Oh my God. So everyone knew?” I asked, genuinely shocked.

“Basically,” my wife said matter-of-factly.

“Oh my… That wasn’t even the end of the story,” I said.

“Well, what happened?”

“So not long after I came out to her, we broke up, and she encouraged me to pursue my sexuality,” I said. “I talked to her often about different things. I bought panties that she picked out, leggings she recommended, I even sent nudes back and forth with a gay guy I graduated with, and he was like triple my size.”

“Oh my God, you’re so pathetic,” my wife laughed.

“I know,” I said. “Anyway, after a while, I guess Kenzie got tired of me talking to her about this and quit answering. I eventually got mad that Kenzie wasn’t answering and started a fight with her. During the fight, she told me about all the guys she’d slept with since we had broken up and about how they were all so much bigger than me and how they hit all the spots she needed to be hit.”

At this point, I started twitching, leaking precum everywhere.

“Jesus, babe,” my wife laughed. “I guess that’s what made you start liking SPH?”

“Yeah… So, that’s what happened with Kenzie,” I said.

“You’re such a little dick cuck,” she laughed.

She touched my dick, and I exploded everywhere, and she just laughed.

Another reader gave a girl a phantom headache…

In my late teens/early 20s, I was hooking up with this girl. We were making out, and then she pulled my dick out. She was sucking on it, and I thought everything was going great until she said she had a headache and went home.

I found out later on from my cousin, of all people, that when she pulled my dick out, she thought it was so small that it turned her off so much she had to make an excuse to leave.

Meanwhile, this reader has some poolside fun…

I had been at my girlfriend’s parents’ place a month or so ago, and we were gonna go swimming. The swim trunks I had were tight in the waist. Across the crotch, it was completely flat, and even a little baggy because they usually leave room for regular-sized penises. I’m roughly 3.5″x3″ (hard), and I have tiny testicles, so I wasn’t filling anything out with my lack of equipment.

Anyway, my girlfriend was already out there with her Mom and stepdad when I walked out to join them. Her stepdad, Gene, had already got in the pool and had gotten out to skim the pool, and his wet trunks clung to his huge, flaccid penis. I already knew that my girlfriend Lila had fantasies about him, and she had frequently jerked me off with a few fingers while telling me about the time she had walked in and seen Gene’s thick cock by accident. (She was over 18 when Gene married her Mom.)

Anyway, Lila knew how much I loved being humiliated. As I walked out to join them, she loudly asked, “Where’s your bulge, baby? Looks like you got a lot of room in the crotch there.”

Gene had grinned when he saw me blush, turned to Lila’s Mom and grabbed his fat package through the trunks, in full view of us, and shook his big, flaccid bulge at her. Lila’s Mom burst out laughing. “Lila, don’t call him out like that. Look what your stepdad’s doing.”

Gene was swinging his hips. The outline of his cock in the wet trunks was shaking. I felt the blood rushing to my little guy, and I got hard, just by looking at my girlfriend’s stepdad’s huge, flaccid penis.

Lila laughed. “There it is!”

I looked down. The front of my trunks was barely tented. The sheer fabric didn’t hide the fact that my little tip was sticking straight out.

Lila flicked it, making the fabric ripple, and it swayed softly. She smirked. “Get in the pool. You’re embarrassing yourself.”

While this reader shows his wife a dick pic of his friend…

So a couple of months ago, my friend facetimed my brother, drunk as hell, naked. He showed him everything, and my brother took pictures to be funny. The next day, he sent them to my friend, and he thought it was hilarious.

Tonight, he was drinking again and texting in our golf group chat about being good short (as in his short game) and then sent a picture of his soft dick.

About that time, my wife said, “Oh my God.”

I said, “I’m so sorry you saw that.”

She said, “No, no, no, it’s fine. Who was that?”

“Carson.”

“Oh… Wow!”

For reference, I’ve tried to show her this photo before for comparison, but she never wanted to see it. Well, now she has.

I asked her about the picture later. “You know Carson was soft, right?” and her jaw dropped.

You could tell she had never seen that big, as she’s only seen me, and my hard size is smaller than his soft size. She had no clue Carson was soft. I fully intend on trying to show her this picture again soon, and letting her talk about it and ask questions and whatever she wants 🙂 Maybe this will lead to more since now she knows what she was missing!

This reader was caught naked by his girlfriend’s Mom…

This happened a couple of years ago on holiday. We set up a clothes airer outside the villa we rented and put our wet swimsuits on it.

I decided one day to strip off quickly when I thought nobody was around and get my shorts on and my towel off it.

I misjudged how fiddly my shorts were to get on it and as I stood there naked, cold, wet, and totally tiny, my girl’s Mom walked out the door and saw me. I froze, and she looked over in shock as she caught all of me … or … not much of me on show.

She clearly looked shocked and said, “Oh … Erm… Sorry… I… I didn’t see… Erm,” before turning away and walking off.

It’s worth saying she’s a very attractive woman, so I wasn’t entirely upset she’d seen me naked. This moment lives rent-free in my head.

Another reader lost at strip poker…

My girlfriend had her friend Isabel over for drinks and a game night. We played some random games, then we got even more drunk, and Isabel said we should play strip poker. My girlfriend and I both agreed, and we started the game. I was doing solid at first. My girlfriend lost her shirt, and Isabel lost her shirt and pants. She had on a matching black lace set and filled it out real well.

I had lost my shirt and didn’t lose anything for a bit, then the game turned against me. I kept losing pieces of clothing one after another until I was left in just my underwear.

My girlfriend lost everything and sat there watching naked, as it was Isabel (in just her panties, her tits were incredible) and me in my underwear. We played the hand, and sure enough, I lost, and Isabel cheered (her tits bounced a lot as she did so) and told me to take them off.

So I stood up and dropped my underwear (I hid behind the table so they couldn’t see), and both of them said I had to step out so they could see.

My girlfriend said, “He’s just shy cuz of his acorn penis,” and Isabel’s jaw dropped as she laughed and demanded to see it.

Now being outed, I stepped out and proved my girlfriend right, exposing my acorn wiener.

They both cackled, and Isabel said, “Oh my God, it’s so little!! I didn’t know they could be so small!”

I got made fun of a lot that night and ever since.

Meanwhile, this reader was jiggled by his doctor…

I got a cold, so I went to the clinic. The doctor asked to see my groin to check the lymph nodes there, so I dropped my pants and slowly peeled my undies off. He was sitting down eye level with my groin and saw my 1-inch soft stub poke out as I peeled the undies off my meaty thighs. His eyes widened, and he let out a chuckle. He then told me I have small boy parts while putting on his gloves.

It was humiliating as I’m 6 feet 2 inches tall and 245 pounds, but have a 1-inch stub dick and a tight sack. He cupped my entire package with the palm of his gloved hand and squeezed hard. Then he felt my inner thighs with the other hand and finally let me go from his grasp. Before I put my undies back on, he put the fingers of his hand under my balls and jiggled my balls and soft 1-inch penis. It was so humiliating getting jiggled by this old fart.

While this reader comes up short compared to his girlfriend’s brother…

I’m 32, and my girl’s brother is 24. This was about 2 years ago, when he was 22, and I was 30. We both like badminton and decided one day to drive to a local leisure centre to play a game. This wasn’t a leisure centre either of us was familiar with.

After the game, we were both dripping with sweat (he won, 7-2 ) and decided to shower at the leisure centre rather than drive home. We’d packed for this contingency; otherwise, this would never have occurred.

‘No biggie,’ I thought, ‘The changerooms will have a communal changing room and cubicle showers. All these places have cubicle showers these days.’

Simply put, I now know that some older leisure centres haven’t been updated for years and do not have cubicle showers. We ended up changing and getting into our towels, and as we were doing so, I caught a glimpse of his penis.

This skinny, pale 22-year-old had an absolute horse cock hanging off his skinny body. It hung there like a giant sausage. Girthier, longer, more impressive than my one-inch nub. It was impossible not to look.

It swung between his legs, slightly darker than his pale body, uncut, and the sort of length that makes even a straight man turn and go: “Huh?!”

I am nothing in comparison to that size, and whilst I’m pale and skinny like he is, I’m nothing like his size. My soft dick is an inch and sits on my balls like a turtle. My hard dick is 4.5 inches, but that is still smaller than his soft cock. I estimated his soft cock was seven inches long.

It had its own motion to it and evoked a really weird form of jealousy in me. I’ve never felt it before, save for the time my girlfriend caught a friend of mine naked. He was in no way ‘showing off’, but it felt like he was, as he was so much larger.

We both went to shower and discovered it was communal, with shower heads arranged in a pattern similar to the number 6 on a die, but spaced about 7 feet apart.

I recall him hanging his towel up as we started to shower. You could see this thing from the side and even from behind, hanging below his pale white butt.

This shower, in reality, was probably only 5-10 minutes, but it was the longest time of my life. The water wasn’t particularly warm, so shrinkage was an issue for me, but not for him. I snuck glances of this beast between his legs and felt myself visibly blushing as he showered.

We made small talk about his girlfriend’s refusal to play badminton, my girlfriend’s (his sister’s) desire to play, but her refusal to get all sweaty and shower at the gym, and other boring, unrelated stuff.

After the shower, he walked back to our things, and the humiliation started over again as he stripped off and changed. I could tell he was sneaking glances at my small dick, and honestly, I don’t blame him. I’ll admit I was way smaller. It was quite the sight, and honestly, part of me wanted to address it, but I chickened out.

It was an experience I’ll never forget. It made me think back to when my girl would complain that her brother would shower with the door open, or change out of or swim shorts on holiday in full view!

He likely didn’t mean any of this, and he can’t help his size. Still, I’ve never felt so tiny as mine rested in my balls, with me totally shaven, and his swinging between his legs like a meaty pendulum.

This female reader turns cuckolding on its head…

Most couples on here having fun with SPH seem to be oriented around the guy in the relationship being the smaller one and the extra man being the bigger one. We are a bit different. In our case, our extra is the much smaller one, while my hubby is the bigger one.

They were friends from way back, and after a night at the local pub, he told my hubby about his thing for cages and his smaller size. My hubby had heard rumors about this from our extras’ ex-girlfriend, and he’s very into SPH, but had never asked him about it until now. It turns out it is his biggest fetish.

We continue drinking together at our place, and the subject comes up, but with me in the room. I’m a bit shocked, but I can’t help myself from asking questions about the topic since I haven’t heard about anything like this before. Our friend tells us he is pretty much always locked up in his chastity cage, and he’s even wearing it right now.

I tell him a bit about us – my hubby is the biggest by far that I have been with. His being a hung guy has made me his personal fuck doll, and we have a ‘free use’ arrangement.

Drinks continue, and the conversation keeps going a bit. Eventually, I can’t help myself when our extra goes to the bathroom. I start making out with my hubby while getting him hard by rubbing my hand on his cock on the outside of his pants. Our extra enters the room again, and my hubby’s cock is clearly visible through his pants. I see him staring straight at my hubby’s pants.

I ask him if I can see the cage. While he starts taking off his pants, I start taking off my hubby’s pants. Seeing his caged cock next to my hubby makes my hubby look even bigger. I can’t stop myself from laughing when I see them next to each other. My hubby says the cage makes it unfair and tells his friend to unlock it. He does as he is told.

It doesn’t take long for him to get hard watching me blow my hubby next to him. I can’t help but laugh again at the size difference. I put my other hand around him, and it completely covers his tiny dick, and I tell him that life is so unfair sometimes while smiling.

Another reader is friendzoned with benefits…

I came home one day to find my live-in girlfriend. Lying on our bed and crying. I asked her what was wrong. She said, “This isn’t working, I’m not happy, we need to break up.”

I was devastated, truly heartbroken. To make matters worse, my girlfriend didn’t have any place to go. The lease was in my name. We worked it out. She would stay in the spare room on an air mattress, and she started looking for a place right away.

Life went on. We lived separately but were able to coexist cordially in the same apartment, though it was still a little awkward.

I came home early from work one day as she was finishing up a shower. As I headed to the bedroom, she came out in nothing but a towel, hair wet and a little curly, she looked sexy as hell. We passed in the hallway, silent, pretty much just a head nod between us.

But my tiny dick was instantly hard. I went into the bedroom and closed the door. I lay on the bed and pull out my four-inch manhood. I started stroking, slowly at first, imagining her dropping the towel in the hallway and cupping my balls. As the fantasy continued, I started getting more into it. I was really going to town on my dick, eyes closed.

At some point, my eyes flickered open. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw my now ex-girlfriend standing in the doorway. I stopped suddenly, and for some reason, I covered myself, even though she had seen me that way thousands of times.

She was dressed in jeans, a t-shirt, and a hoodie. “I’m heading to the store, need anything?” she asked.

“Ummm, no.” My face must have been bright red, and as embarrassed as I was, my dick was getting even harder.

“You know, you don’t need to cover up in front of me. I’ve seen you doing that like a million times. I always enjoyed watching. You seemed to love stroking it so much. It helped me learn how to play with you.”

“Learn how to play with me?” I said, somewhat shocked. “What do you mean? I’m not the first guy you’ve been with. I’m sure you did that with somebody else.”

“Well, your dick is a lot smaller than any guy I’ve been with before, so I wasn’t sure how to work it,” she confessed.

“Is that why you broke up with me? My small dick?”

“No, you always left me satisfied,” she said. “Though I did keep something in my nightstand, for when I wanted something bigger.”

We were looking at each other, my throbbing dick still in my hand, and she was looking at it.

“You know,” she said. “You could keep going. I loved watching you.”

“You could come over here and help me, then I could take care of you,” I offered.

“That’s not a good idea,” she said a little coldly. “You’d get me off, then we’d end up back together for a bit, but in the end, we’d break up again. I like you, but only as a friend. Go ahead, finish for me.”

I started again, watching her watch me. I started slowly, gradually sped up, then I was totally into it, eyes closed again. When I exploded all over myself, I looked over where she was, the door was just closing, and she was gone.

Meanwhile, this reader goes nude at a party…

Some of my buddies and I were invited to this party back in college. We were all on the wrestling team, pretty athletic and in good shape, and ended up pretty popular with quite a few of the women at the party. As the party went on, people got drunker, and some people started to leave.

By the end of the night, it was just a handful of us, and pretty much all of us were super drunk. A few people started getting really crazy and stripping. It started with some girls who were dared to do it.

Eventually, all of us ended up naked and were just walking around nude. I tried not to stare, but I couldn’t help but notice people’s bodies, including some of the other dudes’.

One thing I noticed was that a good amount of the guys there had decent-sized cocks, and my buddies and I definitely seemed to be among the smallest. Once I noticed this, I couldn’t help but kind of hover my hands around my dick. I wasn’t cupping it or anything (that would have been super obvious), but I was obscuring it a bit.

I notice some of my buddies are kinda doing the same. Eventually, we called an Uber, got dressed, and left. It was a very awkward, very silent ride home lol.

While this reader’s gooning buddy is way bigger…

Used to masturbate alongside my friend whenever he stayed over on a Friday night. I had a bunk bed, so we would take separate beds and go to town on ourselves whilst watching whatever smut was on the TV at the time. It started with us both being silent, but progressed to a point where we were more comfortable with each other, taking turns disposing of the tissues used to clean up our mess in the bathroom. Neither of us bothered to dress after a few weeks of doing this.

The first time I took the tissues naked, he saw my penis and tried to stifle a laugh. He told me he didn’t imagine I was that small, and at the same time, threw the duvet off of him and showed me his flaccid cock. Bigger soft than mine hard, and also way thicker, with a couple of bulging veins. I left the room embarrassed, and we didn’t say anything else about it until a few hours later when he apologised for embarrassing me.

A week later, we were at it again, but this time he was asking me if there was room for my hand on my shaft or if I just used a couple of fingers. He teased that he couldn’t live with himself if he had a small dick like mine.

I tried to joke alongside him, but hearing him say this stuff caused me to increase my strokes, and I found myself finishing quicker than usual. I did my best not to reveal that I had cum to his humiliating talk.

After he had finished and we had both cleaned up, it was his turn to dispose of the tissues, and I couldn’t help but look at his cock and compare us again. He noticed me looking, but didn’t mention anything. In fact, he never brought it up again.

This reader discovered he was a lead member of the small dick club…

I never really imagined I had a small dick. Hard, it measures in at just about 5.5 inches. Not great. Not terrible. Average, I suppose. One night, when drunk, my then-girlfriend, now wife, made some joking reference to my ‘pencil dick.’ That is when I learned that I am very small in terms of girth.

She explained my length wasn’t terrible. Though she had much longer. But girth is where I fall short. I measured with a condom sizer once, and damn if it wasn’t true. It suggested a smaller condom based on my small girth. I eventually measured my girth/circumference, and I’ll be damned, it was 3.5″. I really am a pencil dick.

Another reader was outed by his girlfriend…

My girlfriend Anna’s best friend, Nikki, and her boyfriend, James, were over recently, and the jokes about my diminutive manhood were flying.

For context, there has been a long-standing joke in our friend group that I have a small penis. Recently, Anna told me that Nikki asked whether it was true, and Anna confirmed it. I can only assume that Nikki has passed on this information to James because Nikki loves to brag about how big James’s cock is. I just know that she would have delighted in confirming to him the true difference in our sizes.

So the pair of them come over, and now everyone in the room knows I have a small dick. I guess that Nikki (and James) assume Anna hasn’t told me about their conversation, so they don’t know I know they know, if that makes sense.

Anyway, we were playing Jackbox (which, if you don’t know, is a collection of party games that often involve writing answers to questions and trying to be funny). I don’t remember everything that was said, but here is what I do recall.

The joking started when we were playing a game that involved lining up different sports, left to right, from smallest to biggest balls. Of course, Anna couldn’t help saying that mine would be all the way on the left. I should mention that I might be on the small side with my penis, but my balls are the real tiny ones. I don’t know if this detail has come up in front of Nikki before, so I don’t know if she took it as a joke.

After this, I decided to seize the opportunity and encourage more jokes. We were playing a game where we had to answer questions about each other. One question about Nikki was: ‘What would this person see as a red flag in a date?’

I decided to answer “4.5 inches”.

When the answers came up, before anyone knew who had written what, Nikki said to me, jokingly, “You weren’t supposed to write down your own size.”

Anna laughed and said, “He wishes.”

Nikki laughed and added, “Remove the 4.”

One thing about Jackbox, at least when we play, is that call-backs to previous jokes end up happening, so once the gates had opened, the jokes kept coming. One round the question aimed at me was: ‘What is this person’s favourite part of going to the cinema?’

One of the girls answered, ‘Cutting a hole in the popcorn bucket with a pin.’

Later, a question about Anna was what she is most proud of, and one of the answers that came up was: ‘Her boyfriend with a small dick.’

As I said at the start, it’s been a long-running gag that I have a small dick, so this isn’t anything new, but it makes a massive difference now that they all know it’s true. I could tell from Nikki’s guffawing that she genuinely finds my lack of manhood hilarious, and it turns me on so much when they joke about it.

Meanwhile, this reader loses the sausage game…

M24. I was on a cabin trip to the mountains with a group of 5. My two friends, their girlfriends, and I. They had a hot tub, and we all decided we were gonna take advantage of it, so we all got changed into swimwear, came back out, and all got in. We were all hanging out in the tub when, after a little while, my friend said he needed a drink, so he stepped out of the tub, and his shorts were completely stuck to him and showed a big bulge.

I jokingly said his shorts made it look like he was packing right now, and his girlfriend immediately responded, “What do you mean look like?”

I said, “There is no way it’s really that big.”

She said, “Just because you don’t have a bulge doesn’t mean he doesn’t.”

My other friend laughed with his girlfriend, and she even suggested we could compare if I didn’t believe it. When my friend got back with his drink, he asked what we were talking about, and once we told him, he agreed and said we should all compare.

My other friend agreed, and I said, “Fine, but I’ll go last.”

He just effortlessly grabs his shorts and rolls them all the way down, and pulls out a thick seven-inch softie. His girlfriend jokes, “It’s almost as big as my forearm.”

My other friend pulled his shorts down and pulled out a thinner cock, but it was still really long. They all looked at me, and both their girlfriends were also staring, waiting for me, and I nervously tucked my thumbs in my shorts and just pushed them down quick.

Out came my two-inch shriveled softie resting on top of my balls, basically only my tiny pink tip exposed.

“Awwww…” both girls said when they saw it.

“It’s honestly what I expected,” my friend’s girlfriend said.

My friend just asked, “Damn, that’s it?”

As we were standing there in the hot tub, I looked down and saw mine compared to theirs, and my dick is like four times smaller than theirs. I pulled my shorts back up out of embarrassment, and my other friend’s girlfriend just said, “Of course, the small one wants to hide it now.”

I have been the small dick guy of the friend group since, and have received many jokes over it.

While this reader has an awkward dinner party conversation…

So the other night, my wife and some friends were having dinner. In conversation, I brought up an awkward situation I have with a coworker who frequently talks about how small his dick is and that his girlfriend tells him she enjoys his smallness. This then reminded my wife of a conversation she had with my mother before we were married, where my mother asked her if I had grown down there and, if not, how sorry she was about my size. I’m completely humiliated. This was all said in front of friends, and my mother thinks so too. My wife assures me everything is fine, but still.

This reader’s wingman failed miserably at his job…

A few weeks ago, I was out with one of my buds. We’ve been friends for years, and he’s one of the few people who know about my small dick. Anyway, we were bar hopping and planning to make it a long night. At one of the first bars, I told him how it had been a while since I got any action, and he said he would be my wingman for the night.

He was doing a good job, and later that night, at another bar, he had caught a girl’s interest in me, then went off to another part of the bar to drink and hang out with some other friends we saw there.

Things were going well, and I was chatting with her for a while. We even made out a little. Everything was going smoothly until my ‘wingman’ came walking back over to us, and he was now crazy drunk. He came over, put his arm around my neck, and looked at the girl I’d been chatting with.

Then he slurred, “Give my bro here a chance… Even though he has… You know,” and he made the small dick sign with his thumb and first finger and put it over my crotch area.

I was super embarrassed, and I hit his hand away. The girl laughed uncomfortably and looked down at my pants. I got him to go away after that and chatted with her some more, but he definitely ruined the vibe with her.

Another reader’s drunk hijinks expose his shortcomings to his work buddies…

This happened a couple of years ago. A lot of the staff went out from the hotel I worked at for a night of drinking and partying. We were all having a good time, and I was getting along really well with one of the waitresses. I ended up getting too drunk, and she lost interest and went off with someone else.

The next thing I remember is taking all my clothes off and lying down naked on the floor of the 8-seater taxi we were going back to the hotel in. Everyone else was at least a little drunk too, so they all thought it was hilarious, apparently, especially as I have a small dick and balls.

I don’t remember what anyone said that night, but the next day everyone was laughing about it and told the rest of the staff, obviously.

There were quite a few guys younger than me there. After that, they all knew I had a tiny penis, which was weird. The woman on reception would always refer to me as “The Little Exhibitionist.”

It was really embarrassing, but also kinda hot knowing that everyone who saw me knew I had a tiny penis. Almost like walking around naked. 🥴🤭

Meanwhile, this reader gets public wood…

I was doing some early shopping one day, hadn’t bothered to get changed, so was just in a hoodie, a vest, loose-fitting sweatpants, and no boxers, with Crocs. I see a nice pair of girls, both quite hot. Because it was early/not fully awake, I started to get a boner. Both girls seem to see it and started giggling. Both girls were PAWGs in nice, tight jeans. And for reference, I’m 3 inches hard.

While this reader had a frank conversation with his wife…

Does penis size matter? The truth came out, and my wife explained many things. She said: “My ex-husband was really hung and his cock was as big as a horse’s. I’ve never had a man as well-endowed as him again. Big in length (10 inches)and normal in girth to be exact.”

I asked: “Do you regret leaving him?”

“No, we didn’t get along… From a physical point of view, having sex with him was sometimes extremely pleasant, but other times really painful when he banged against my cervix roughly. Most of the time, a long cock is useless.”

“In what sense is it useless?” I asked.

“It’s useless when a dick hits bottom with four inches left out. My perfect dick is thick and a bit longer than average in length.”

“And yet you once told me that you always reached orgasm with him,” I said.

“Let’s say that over time, you got used to it. I reach orgasm by rubbing my clit. Most of the time, I need a lot of foreplay. Other times, I don’t. It depends on how excited I am at the time. However, the vagina stretches and adapts to any size,” my wife said.

“So were you ever able to take a 10-inch cock all the way inside your pussy?” I asked.

“Yes, but as I told you, it wasn’t always that simple.”

“Unfortunately, things are different for you now,” I said.

“Mhh… Yes, it’s obvious. On the one hand, I can have sex without feeling pain, and this is positive. On the other hand, unfortunately, I can no longer do any positions I used to.”

“I suppose that on a physical level, the sensations are different.”

“Yes, obviously,” my wife said. “The difference is that I feel the lack of deeper penetration, which is not always pleasant, let’s be clear. Roughly hitting the cervix is extremely painful, but on the contrary, a light and constant pressure on the cervix is ​​decidedly pleasant and facilitates uterine contractions that cause a deeper orgasm.”

“So sex with him was more fulfilling?” I asked.

“Yes, I have to admit it,” my wife agreed. “Let’s say that a long cock visually turns me on. From a physical point of view, I then had constant double stimulation, both on the clitoris and on the cervix. So I was able to reach orgasm quickly and always before him. Now, on the contrary, it’s more difficult, and my orgasm is weaker and less strong.”

She then said, “I must add that in most cases a well-endowed man is more self-confident both in life and sex. A less endowed man is more insecure and many times feels inadequate and unmanly.”

“Do you mean me?” I asked.

“Yes, because you suffer from premature ejaculation. While size isn’t everything, it sure helps.”

Knowing her sexual past is frustrating, but at the same time, I imagine my wife’s moans and her screams of pleasure that I’m not able to give her, and all this turns me on.

This reader had a honeymoon moment…

So on our honeymoon, me and the wife went to Disney (stereotypical). Well, we realized after we got there that we wanted to get freaky and had no condoms, and she wasn’t on birth control.

We were staying at the ‘Shades of Green’ military resort at Disney, as it’s a nice resort and I’m a service member. I don’t know if all service members are hung or what, but in the hotel store (which was good-sized), we went to look, and they only had large condoms, such as magnum XXXLs.

Now, because we were getting freaky, my wife is in a sexier outfit that shows off a bit. An employee noticed us debating for a bit and asked her if we needed any help. My wife gets a smirk on her face after looking at me, and asks the man if they have any other condoms, as all of these were extra-large ones, which wouldn’t work.

I can see the guy eyeing me up and down, realizing that I have a small dick. Meanwhile, I’m probably beet red. He says he’s never had this issue before and recommends a nearby pharmacy. I should add my dick is average-sized, but these condoms were for guys who were hung like a horse.

We ended up going to the pharmacy.

A couple of days later, he approached us when we were back in the store/gift shop and asked if we had ever found what we needed. My wife said yes, we had gotten the correct size for me.

Another reader has a nice time with an escort…

I met with an Asian escort for a massage and blowjob with one shot in her mouth. Pretty vanilla kind of deal, but still a nice hour of fun.

When I arrived at her place, the lights were pretty dim, and she ushered me into a room that was cozily set up with a bed and clean sheets. I stripped, lay on the bed face down, and she started oiling me up and rubbing her naked body against mine for a while.

Eventually, she turned me over and started blowing me. At this point, I was already pretty hard since she had just spent a good 10 minutes teasing and rubbing me all over. She did some mouth magic, and I popped within a couple of minutes. Oops, I guess that’s the hour.

She started cleaning up, and I made a comment in Cantonese about how good she was with her mouth. This took her by surprise, and she started giggling and said she thought I was white (which I found out later was the majority of her clients), and that my being Chinese made a lot more sense. She didn’t elaborate, so I prodded a bit more.

She relented pretty quickly and told me that I would’ve been the smallest white guy she’s ever had, and that blowing me was super easy because of that. To set the stage here, I’m a little under 4 inches long, and close to 3.5in around.

I think she was more comfortable with Cantonese, so she kept going on about how white guys were often as thick as her wrist and almost as long (she was pretty skinny, but I’d probably estimate her wrist at a 5-inch girth and about 8 inches long).

The fact that I was Chinese better matched her experience, since the Asian clients she had generally had small dicks. She further mentioned that larger white clients weren’t good for her, despite loving the feeling, because she would usually get sore or tired more quickly from them.

Meanwhile, her inadvertent comparisons got me hard as a rock, and she offered to suck me off again because it was so easy with my size. I agreed, and she went at it again, getting me to pop pretty quickly. There was still some time on the clock, so we cuddled and talked for a bit before I finally showered and left.

I’m probably going to go back.

Meanwhile, this reader works for his crush’s OFs…

A while back, I submitted a story about how my crush saw my micropenis at an even less flattering angle than usual. Flash forward a few years, and she’s both a streamer and a lesbian. She’s not the biggest streamer, but she makes enough to support herself. Anyways, for the last story, she saw my micropenis, and she told me she was a lesbian, weirdly enough, after sharing ‘secret, we became way closer friends.

Anyways, since we’re friends, she made me a mod when she first started streaming. She gradually grew in content until she became a full-time streamer. We’re close enough friends that we joke around, and she had just livestreamed a game called Danganronpa V3. One of the lines in the game has a character call someone a ‘bitchlet’ and after she screwed something up in a game, I called her that.

In response, she goes, “Shut up, micro-peen!” and flips me the bird and sticks her tongue out.

With that whole scenario and the fact that she had a good amount of cleavage on display, I wouldn’t be shocked if that was some chatters’ awakening to mean girls lol.

While this reader’s girlfriend is impressed with the size of his friend’s cock…

So one night back in high school, my girlfriend and I were going to pick up my best friend and meet up with some other friends and drink and hang out. When my girlfriend and I showed up at my friend’s house to pick him up, he said his parents had gone to a casino and wouldn’t be home that night. He had gotten some blow, so we decided to do some before leaving.

Fast forward a few hours, and we are still hanging out at his house, getting high and drinking beers. Out of the blue, my friend suggested that we play strip poker. My girlfriend said yes and was so excited. I reluctantly agreed because I knew my friend had a huge cock and balls. He’s easily over 8 inches and as thick as a beer can.

I, on the other hand, have about 3.5 inches and am skinny with tiny balls. Doing blow only makes it closer to 2 inches.

Anyway, we play the game, and my girlfriend loses first, and my friend and I are down to our underwear. He loses the hand and stands up, pulls down his underwear, and his fat cock is almost fully hard. My girlfriend blurts, “Oh my God, that’s the biggest cock I have ever seen!”

Then she walks over to me and slides my underwear down, exposing my tiny acorn. I was sick to my stomach, and more turned on than I have ever been. My girlfriend gets extremely wet and horny whenever she does blow. She starts showing us how her pussy is dripping wet, and my friend is joking around and smacking her ass with his cock as I stand there watching and playing with my nugget.

Next, my girlfriend suggested that we watch some porn, so my friend pulled some up on his TV. As soon as we all sit down on the couch, my girlfriend starts playing with my acorn and his monster cock at the same time. Then she asked if I cared if she sucked my friend’s cock because I was not getting hard.

I was so nervous and turned on, I quietly said, “Go for it.”

She instantly started sucking and licking him like a porn star. I decided to go down on her, and her pussy was pulsing and gushing as I had never seen. Then, without saying a word, she got on top of him and slid his huge cock into her pussy, taking it all the way to his massive balls on the first try.

For the rest of the night, my friend fucked my GF in every position imaginable and came in her multiple times. This went on until the sun was up, and I had to convince her that it was time to go because she was lost in ecstasy.

Eventually, my girlfriend and I went to my house, and I finally got my turn and came many times. Since that night, I have had many girlfriends, and my best friend has managed to fuck almost every one of them in front of me.

This reader decided to try out some condoms…

My penis is very small, and because of its size, I’m still a virgin. I’ve never bought condoms either. I will turn 30 in about a year, so I had the idea that I should most likely learn what condoms I should buy in case it ever happens.

I went to a pharmacy near my home because online it said they had a “Snug Fit Sampler” which had three increasingly smaller condoms. I get inside the store and see that it isn’t that busy. Two women at the counter greet me as I walk past. I make sure to greet them, too. I searched the store for the condom section and found them. Unfortunately for me, they’re locked behind a glass case.

I press a button that calls a worker, and this very cute girl comes by swiftly to help me. She looks at me and says, “Which one are you looking for?”

I hesitate and then point at the box. The girl unlocks the case, bends over, then says, “The Snug Fit Sampler, right?”

I was caught off guard and said yes. She grabs it, stands up, flips over the box to read more of it, smiles, and then hands it to me. I say thank you and shuffle away.

At the counter, the clerk was a thick, tall Latina. She wore black glasses and had an ass so fat I could see it from behind the counter. She had just finished helping another customer, during which they talked back and forth for a bit and even laughed. I hesitated because I knew she was the type to say something about my purchase, not in a harsh way, but just because she was chatty. As soon as she was done, she called me over.

I placed the box so she could only see the barcode, hoping she’d ignore it and ask only how my day was going. However, she picked up the box to read the front, squinted, flipped it over to read the back, looked at me, then said, “So you know it’s small, but you don’t know how small it really is?”

I turned bright red and didn’t know how to respond, so I said “Yes.”

She laughed to herself and said, “OK, well, at least you’ll find out. That’ll be $4.89.”

I paid, said thank and began to walk away. The clerk said, “Good luck!” as I exited the store.

I did find out what size I need from the sampler. I tried the biggest the sampler had, too loose and too long. Then the second one, too loose and too long. Then the third and smallest was also too loose and too long. Ouch!

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