This reader competed in a small dick contest…

The other night I did the most humiliating, embarrassing, kinky and fun thing I have ever done related to my small penis humiliation kink. I joined a Mx. Small Penis Pageant, held at Rockbar in NYC. This was a real pageant with different categories, talents, questions, and prizes given out at the end.

First let me tell you a little about myself, I’m a 32 year old, I’m about 5’4” and on the chubby side, brown hair brown eyes. My chest, arms, legs, and pits are lightly hairy. I keep my pubes waxed smooth. I have a 2” soft, 3.5” hard cut little PP (Gold Member) and a major SPH kink. I have many other kinks as well, but other than SPH, the only other one that came into play last night was my exposure kink.

I’ll try to include details on the other guys, but it was a packed bar, and when I was not on stage, it was hard to see what was going on at times. The audience was full of kinky guys and surprisingly more women than I have ever seen at a gay bar. Like, Rockbar is known to be open/accepting to trans people, and usually you will see a few on any given night there, but you rarely see cisgender women there because it’s such a kinky and sex focused gay bar, and that night I would say their were about 10+ in the crowd. Plus 50-100 guys in a bar that is not that big. The guys in the audience ranged in age from older daddies to twink boys. At the same time, the contestants were all 20s/30s.

The first part was to come up on stage in either a bathing suit or underwear that shows how tiny your pp is. Then one by one we were introduced and asked the question “when did you first realize you had a small penis and how did you feel about it then and how do you feel about it now.” I chose a bathing suit I bought from a company called Meta that makes the skimpiest clothing usually meant for Twinky guys.

I showed off my suit, which makes my bulge completely disappear and is only a small triangle of black mesh cloth in the front, purple straps go over the front in a design, and on the sides to hold it to the back, which is a Speedo style in red. They then had me answer the question, and I admitted that my now husband told me I was tiny when I was 21-22 years old and that I have had an SPH kink since, and that I love having it now as I have discovered my SPH kink and I am now a full bottom.

Once that was over, they had us each lower our suits, exposing our tiny pps, and measured our little softies for everyone. The queen who was one of the hosts and had preformed a number to a small dick song only moments earlier, asked the crowd which ruler she should use. She proceeds to hold up a yardstick, followed by increasingly smaller rulers, until she holds up a tiny measuring tape to the whole bar’s cheers and laughter.

Then they ask us to step forward one by one to be measured. I was not the smallest as one guy, a chubby average height but taller than me bear with a cute thin black mustache, had a 1” innie pp that the host who measured had to pull out to measure it basically. I was not the biggest either as one guy, a cute, shorter than me, Asian twink, that I have met a few times before and had gotten friendly with at these types of events at Rockbar, got measured at 2.1”.

I walked up, pulled my suit down, and the guy measuring who was the co-host sat down in front of me. He took a tape measure and read off on a microphone to the whole bar, “This little dicklette, which is already leaking, is two inches.”

I’m suprised I did not cum right then. The guy who is hosting, who is a friend, later told me he almost licked the precum drop off the tip of my pp. I said I wish he would have, and that my Dom would have loved it.

In between each category, they did some typical pageant stuff like thanking their sponsors (Bator Balm). They also had a member from the Nudist group Naturalist Pursuits come up and talk about a small penis acceptance program he is running.

Category 2 was a talent portion. We were told it did not have to be serious and to make it fun and kinky. Other guys talents included painting a penis with their tiny pp, sing a song about a tiny penis while playing a ukulele and naming different comic book hero’s and saying what they thought their penis size was and why, all of them were so much fun.

Mine was having my husband/Dom rip off a chastity cage off my tiny pp without unlocking it. He comes up on stage, takes the Mic and tells the audience what he is about to do, and everyone can see my cage fit correctly, which meant it was not meant just to slide off. He then counts down from 3, and with each count, he gives it a slight tug. On one, he pulls hard and it pops off, he holds the cage high up above his head, and I bend over in a short burst of pain. The whole audience cheered and groaned in sympathetic pain, knowing how much it hurts.

Before the next category, they announced what the prizes would be ($100 cash, consolation prizes of a grab bag from leather man sex shop, bator balm, and other stuff, and $25 off Xdress for everyone who competed)

Category 3 was “formal wear”, the instructions also said just have fun with it, not expecting us actually to wear something formal in the traditional sense, instead they suggested wearing something kinky. One guy wore a sissy cheer leader outfit, another was into ABDL so he wore a diaper and baby outfit. My outfit was a white t-shirt with a rainbow circle in the middle that says “small penis” and a white very skimpy thong that says: ‘Ask me about my small penis.’

They had me do a stage walk so everyone could see my outfit, and one guy in the audience twirled me. They asked another question, this time it was random for each contestant, and my question was What is my little pp’s greatest strength or weakness. A million choices ran through my head, but I picked that I shoot so far that I often paint the wall behind my head as a strength. Afterwords I thought of a kinky weakness that I’m a premature cummer but did not remember at the time to say it.

Finally they announced the winner of the pageant who was the guy who painted a penis with his little PP and gave him a Mx. Small Penis sash. While I was a little disappointed I lost, I had so much fun, the whole night I was humiliated by guys making comments about my tiny pp, my little balls, asking if they still hurt and needed to be rubbed. They loved my outfit and I leaked the whole night and my dom/husband spent the whole night laughing and the next morning recounting the whole thing with me, and he is already preparing me to win the next one.

Another reader was in another kind of dick contest…

So the short version is that a girl I knew in college invited me to stay at a beach house over spring break with her and her friend. A guy also invited her friend. I’ll just call him John. John was black, and for some reason, I couldn’t help but feel a sense of competitiveness toward him.

Maybe it was just white guy insecurity, maybe it was just because he was another guy and I wanted to hook up with one of the girls, but whatever it was, I spent the entire trip trying to show him up subtly. I was taller and more muscular than him. I was a wrestler and kept myself in good shape, and he was leaner. This made it pretty easy for me to make myself feel superior to him.

One night we were all sitting around a campfire drinking, and we got really fucking drunk. As in, if I stood up too fast, I would feel like I’m about to pass out. At one point one of the girls made a joke about being jealous of each others tits, and I jokingly suggested they should do a comparison, topless of course. They said they’d take their tops off as long as we got naked. Feeling overconfident, I decided fuck it and took my clothes off.

The girls cheered me on when I took my shirt off, but didn’t react when I revealed my soft two inch dick. Which, in hindsight, probably said everything I needed to know.

Then came John. He seemed a lot more confident now that he had seen me naked, and started taking off his clothes as well. I realized why when he took his pants off and out popped the biggest black cock I had ever seen. It looked like a cock you’d see in porn. It had to be about nine inches long. It was insane, and for the first time in a long time, I felt inadequate standing next to another man.

Both girls audibly gasped when his cock flopped out. It didn’t help the comparison that he was rock hard and I was having a case of the whiskey dick. I couldn’t stop looking at his huge cock. I’m not into dudes, but I was totally entranced. I couldn’t believe it was real. I felt completely and utterly emasculated. I just keep staring at his big black cock and trying to figure out what I should do.

I had this competitive attitude toward him for most of the trip, and in the moment, I was kind of panicking. My drunken thoughts were struggling to come up with a way to come back somehow, but before I could think of anything, I noticed both girls staring at me with looks of concern.

I followed their gaze down to my crotch to see a stream of urine pouring out of my little dick. I had lost control of my bladder and didn’t even realize it. I looked back up at the girls, and they both looked blurry, and that’s the last thing I remember, because apparently, I blacked out after that.

For the rest of the trip, I could tell he knew he had won. No matter what, I’d always be stuck with this tiny white dick.

Meanwhile, this reader has a big regret…

Years ago, in my third or fourth year in college, I was tutoring a group of young 18~19 freshmen women, helping them with their studies after class. One day, while I was going to the bathroom, they looked at my tablet (I usually used that tablet to study with them). Two days prior, I was jerking off to my fetishes, and I forgot to close the browser on the tablet. So when they looked at it, there was a bunch of tabs open, on caption femdom pages. The classical stuff: virgin humiliation, SPH, chastity, etc.

When I came back from the bathroom, they tried to hide what they saw by putting the tablet back in my backpack and faking that nothing happened. I noticed that they went quiet the moment I entered the room, but they being young adults (with still teen personalities), I thought that it was normal, and didn’t think much about it.

In the next few minutes, they couldn’t stop laughing, making random vague remarks about sexual activaties, dick sizes, and masturbation. They had never talked so openly about it before, and it was so off topic that I was completely confused. Not remembering about the tablet, and thinking that they were just acting like silly young women as usual. It was 20 minutes of them making fun of me, without me even understanding what they were doing.

To give a better picture, there were around five people. Three were laughing a little, but also a little uncomfortable with the whole thing. But the two who were really having fun and mocking me nonstop were (of course) the two most talkative, attractive, and sexually active ones. The girl who couldn’t stop laughing was a hot 18-year-old, very bratty, rich-girl spoiled type.

I had already jerked multiple times thinking about her, and how she was always bragging about her very active dating life. Imagine she looked vaguely like Debby Ryan at that age: curvy sexual body, thick but not fat, long, big hair, white shink with a little tan. Her friend was a skinny and intelligent Gal Gadot look-alike, who was always making sarcastic/sensual comments.

I remember how Debby exploded in laughter after some minutes, looked at her friends, and said, “I can’t resist it! He is just so…”

I didn’t know they were talking about me, but now, the memory is so humiliating (“He is so… What?” my insecure mind will forever ask).

I tried to keep talking about studies, while they kept interrupting with those random subjects. “Hey..” they would ask me out of no where, pointing at some random passer-by “How big is that guy’s penis?” They all laugh. “Do you think it’s pretty small?” More laughter.

Just remembering their girly giggles still makes my stomach roil.

Gal asked Debby, more than once: “Debby, you and your boyfriend… You sleep together, right?”

Debby said, “Oh yes, of course. We have sex all the time. Can you imagine that some older people still haven’t had sex, ever?” They all laugh.

They couldn’t even finish some sentences, out of embarrassment/excitement.

Eventually, I opened up the tablet, looked at the open tabs, and noticed that the girls went suddenly silent again, expecting my reaction, while the comprehension, terror, and shame hit me like a truck. I swallowed dry, not knowing what to say, and Debby decided to come clean, asking me directly about the captions on my tablet, while politely apologizing for looking at it. They were not the sadistic Doms that we dream of in our fetishes. They were just having some fun.

At that time, I was still learning about my fetishes. I hadn’t yet accepted the fact that I’m a beta sexless loser for life, and was still trying to act normal. Today, I regret that I just didn’t go with it, enjoy the mockery, and asked for them to continue. If it were today, I would have embraced the humiliation. I should have been sincere and said, “Yes, I like those things. I have a small dick. I’m still a virgin. It’s embarrassing, but I like those fetishes.”

I like to dream that if I had said that, they would have continued mocking me more, gossiped to others about it, and more people would know about it. We always fantasize about those big situations, and I had the luck of getting one without even trying!

But, at that moment, I was too fearful to be honest about it. I just said I was looking at some weird shit out of curiosity more than anything. They politely (after some more giggles to one another) dropped it, and it was never mentioned again. But I can’t stop regretting that I didn’t embrace that moment and experience some fantastic SPH.

While this reader has no regrets…

I’m in my early 20s and went for a massage one day. I am good-looking and skinny but toned like an athlete. On the best of days, I’m three inches soft, but I was very active before and was shriveled. My balls were also smaller than those little clementines and didn’t hang much. The massage was nice and at one point my butt was completely exposed and my legs were spread very wide. I heard a little bit of laugh and the masseuse started to talk in Chinese to the other employee there.

While I was still like this, I heard the other employee open the curtain, get closer, and laugh. I’d go on to realize my small, tight balls were totally exposed, with my small shaft nowhere to be found with it being tucked under my groin, unable to hang down. Eventually, when the masseuse was working on my legs, one half of my body was fully exposed, and she did a stretch where she lifted my leg all the way up.

Doing this left my small balls and dangling shaft hanging as much as they could, and I heard another stifled laugh. She talked to the other employee in Chinese again after this with a laughing tone. Unfortunately, I didn’t get a happy ending, but as I was walking out the door, I heard both the women break into hysterical laughter after seeing my small, tight balls and little shaft. I’ll definitely be going back to see if they do this again, and who knows, maybe they will take this further.

This female reader catches her sister and husband in a compromising situation…

To start, everyone involved in this story is fine, and the only real harm was to a few people’s pride and dignity! I had travelled back to the family home for my hen weekend. I was looking forward to catching up with my sisters and Mom, old school friends, and just having one final blowout before the wedding, just two weekends away.

One of my sisters was meeting me at our mother’s house and then taking me to join the rest. After waiting for my sister to answer the door, I was surprised to find the door unlocked, so I entered and called out for anyone. I could hear music playing upstairs, and after calling again, I decided to follow the sound of the music as no one was downstairs or in the garden.

The music was coming out of the bedroom in the attic, which my sister Claudia uses when she stays. As I pushed the door open, I could not believe my eyes. Immediately in front of me, lay Claudia, she was snoring on the floor, in a weird position with her butt poking up in the air. She was wearing a bright pink PVC body suit, holes cut out showing her butt hole and some of her vagina could be seen, she had stiletto heels on, she had surgical gloves on and she had a pink fluffy mask on that had clearly slid up her head whilst on the ground. Several toys were lying around, and an easel with a camera was pointing at the bed.

And this was the really funny bit, spread out on the bed, ankles tied halfway up the bed posts, wrists tied to the far end of the bed, lay my brother-in-law Darren. Naked. His butt on the side of the best presented in front of the camera, and a tiny little penis and ball sack just there for all to see. It was like a model village version of someone pushing a rock to fill the hole. His penis was no more than the top of my thumb, his balls looked like a walnut and it was so funny. I never knew he had such a tiny dick.

Darren was straining at the ropes and making noise through a gag; he was blindfolded, so he was trying to do something. The wriggling just made me giggle. I went over to Darren, pulled off the blindfold, and removed the gag. He immediately looked embarrassed, but clearly was concerned for Claudia, and I went to help her. I rolled her up to sitting up and burst out laughing when a huge strap-on flopped round into view. I started to put things together!

Eventually, Claudia woke up after smelling salts wafted under her nose. I totally forgot to untie Darren while getting Claudia to her feet. After some discussion, Claudia and I laughed away at the situation we went to help Darren in, but I had to snap some photos before, which we laughed at a lot.

It turned out, Claudia had taken some pills, thinking they would give her some energy after working longer shifts, but instead took sleeping pills that our Mom takes and mixed with alcohol. Claudia passed out and fell asleep, leaving Darren tied up all day. Safe to say the pictures and the video were shared around the family!

*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech. Some of these “confessions” have been taken from Reddit.