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By Amanda Chatel

I’ve never been one to demand that any man I meet have a big penis, because until you’ve been with someone who has a small one, it never really crosses your mind. But then I had sex with someone who has a small penis and all that changed.

According to science, the average erect penis is a range between 4.7″ – 7.2″ with the median at 5.16″ inches erect or stretched length. That means over 95% of men fall within this range, and most of them are in the 5″-6″ erect length area. Only 2.28% of men have an erect penis less than 4 inches, and only 0.6% of men have a micropenis (<3″ erect). Interestingly, only 2.28% of all men have an erect penis larger than 7.2″. So big dicks are equally uncommon than small ones, despite what you see in porn.

Just for the record, when I say the guy I was with was small, I don’t mean small, as in smaller, but in straight-up small. I never actually measured, because I’m not that awful, but for guesstimation purposes, I’d say it was a little longer than my thumb in length and as far as girth goes… maybe a little larger than a roll of quarters. I mean, it was small; not invisible, but small, really small.

I stuck around for a few months, and here’s what happened when I had sex with that small penis guy.

 

1. I Was Initially Shocked

I’m rarely shocked. I think I’ve gotten to a point where, like many of us, I’m desensitized to most things. However, when I reached down to touch his penis that very first time I was shocked. I was also confused. So I made my move south for a closer look. Even in the dully-lit room I could see that there just wasn’t much going on there. That’s when shock really kicked in, especially when I realized he was erect.

 

2. I Had To Teach Myself Not To Ask ‘Is It In Yet?’

 

I know, I know; it’s a horrible thing to even think, let alone say, but sometimes I really had zero clue as to whether or not it was in there. I’d even clench my muscles, as if doing a Kegel, to see if I could feel it and even then, I wouldn’t be totally sure. I’d have to subtly reach down, pretending I was stimulating myself for extra fun, to feel out if he was inside me or not. This was most especially the case in the missionary position.

 

3. We Did A lot Of Doggy Style

Doggy style was literally the only position in which I could actually feel him a bit. In fact, it got to the point that we only had penetrative sex that way, because I was legitimately scared I’d accidentally ask at some point, “Is it in?”

 

4. I Became A Master At “Deep Throat”

To be honest, even with his entire penis in my mouth, there was no deep throat action going on, as he barely even reached the spot on my throat that induces gagging. But he loved that I could “deep throat” him, to use his words. Although no other guy has said it since, because I just can’t with anyone else.

5. I Learned To Enjoy Anal Sex

Before meeting this specific person, I had had anal sex maybe two or three times with my college boyfriend. I wasn’t a fan, at all, a lot of which, I assume, had to do with his penis size. But when you’re not really feeling too much vaginally, you need to try something else. That something else was anal.

With anal sex, we both benefited. I got to actually feel something (and with zero pain!), and he got to actually feel something, too. Considering the size of his penis, I imagine that vaginal sex couldn’t have been all that exciting.

 

6. It Was The Only Time I Actually Loved Receiving Oral Sex

I don’t like getting oral sex. Never have and never will. However, he gave oral sex like you would not effing believe. I realize that every woman who’s ever been with a guy who has a small penis says the same thing, but it’s true. Not only was it fantastic, but he wanted to do it all the time, which was awesome, because I wasn’t getting any sensation from intercourse. It was just… WOW.

 

7. I Realised Saying It Was ‘Big’ Was A Very Bad Idea

Although I’m sure every person with a small penis is well aware of their shortcomings (pun!), I can’t imagine many discuss it or even want to bring attention to it. But this guy was very open about the fact that his dick was small. It wasn’t like he talked about it all the time, but it’s not like he ignored it either.

But it was the first time that he mentioned his size that things got awkward. I didn’t know what to say. Do I tell him I’ve seen smaller? Do I say that it feels bigger than it looks? What does a woman in this predicament say?!

So, being the occasional idiot I am, I said, “What are you talking about? It’s pretty big!” This, of course, led to an argument about how I was lying and just trying to make him feel better. Which was true, but what else was I supposed to say?

I realised that some things just shouldn’t be discussed, ever, especially if you’re just trying to be nice and it’s a total lie… and it’s about penis size.

The End.