The Small Dick Club: SPH-THEMED STORIES

By CampusLoser88.     I turned 19 last semester, and college life was supposed to be this explosion of freedom—parties, hookups, figuring out who I was. But for me, it was mostly hiding in my dorm, dodging locker room glances, and nursing a crush on Emily from my psych class. She was stunning: curly red hair that bounced when she laughed, green eyes that sparkled during lectures, and a body that filled out her crop tops just right. We’d chatted

By Pedro old.     We met a new black guy recently. He is a friend of a black work colleague and of my wife, whose family was initially from Barbados and was naturally black. The work colleague knew of my desire to watch my wife being fucked by a black guy with a much larger penis than my four-inch thin white dick and cuckold me. This was due to conversations about our sex lives in the past. This friend

Our readers share their moments of small dick zen.   This reader had an interesting Tinder experience… Met a lady on Tinder, we had a great time. She was dropped off, and she asked if I could take her home. While I was driving, I was feeling her thighs. She moves my hand to her pussy. Then she sat up and started unbuckling me. I was still driving. She rubs my cock over my underwear. She looks up at me

By SadBatch_99.     I’d always known deep down that something was off in my relationship with Kylie, but I buried it under layers of denial and hope. At 29, I was finally engaged to the woman of my dreams—bright, beautiful, with that killer smile that lit up rooms. We’d been together for three years, and despite my insecurities about my body, she always reassured me. “Size doesn’t matter,” she’d say after we’d fumble through sex, her moans sounding forced

By VirginGooner.     I never thought I’d be 30 and still a virgin. It wasn’t for lack of trying—at least in my head. Girls in high school ignored me, college dates fizzled out before anything physical happened, and every time I got close, the embarrassment of my tiny dick killed the vibe. It’s not just small; it’s pathetic. Maybe three inches hard, if I’m lucky. I’ve measured it a hundred times, hoping it’d grown overnight. No such luck. So,

By BoyDingo.     I’ve always known my dick was small. As a Black guy in my mid-20s, growing up in a city where stereotypes about Black men and their sizes get thrown around like gospel, it hit me hard early on. Mine’s three and a half inches hard, soft it’s this pathetic little nub that hides in my pubes. Showers after basketball games in high school were torture—guys glancing over, smirking, whispering. But I thought college would be different.

By Naturally_long4skn.     Kind of a long story, hope you enjoy. First time sharing a story at The Small Dick Club. This took place this past summer. It was a friend’s birthday weekend, and she and her husband are both a few years older and entertaining people. They planned a weekend camping trip on a floating campsite on a lake. Which, if you haven’t done it, is so much fun, it’s basically a floating, anchored double-decker site in a

Our readers share their moments of small dick zen.   This reader has a bad case of whiskey dick… I, like many others, enjoy a good drunken or semi-buzzed romp. Mentally, I am so horny, have less inhibitions, and the dirty talk with my girlfriend and me is amped up. The only problem is that after only a few drinks, my hard dick is rather puny. Fully hard, I don’t quite reach the spots to make her cum, and when

By NoiceM8ey.     So this is the story of the time I M25 (I’ll go by ‘M’) accidentally embarrassed a friend, whom I’ll call ‘F’ (also M25), not only between just the two of us but also to every one of our mutual friends. I’m not sure if anyone here is interested in hearing a tale from the perspective of the bigger man, but I don’t think there is a more appropriate website to post this to, so I

By tnsfaas.     I never thought a trip to the sauna would flip my world upside down like this, but here we are. My wife Kelly and I have been together for 15 years—solid, loving, the kind of partnership where we finish each other’s sentences and know exactly how to make the other laugh. We’ve always kept things spicy in the bedroom, but over the last five years, life has gotten in the way: work stress, kids’ schedules, the

By HomeNudist.     Living alone, I have always hated housework, and sometimes I just let it slide until it reached a point where I had to do it. But one day, on a whim, I decided to do housework naked. The idea appealed to my exhibitionist streak. It started a few years back when I moved into this quiet suburban neighborhood. My place has these big floor-to-ceiling windows in the living room and kitchen, facing the backyard and the

Our readers share their moments of small dick zen.   This reader has a bit of a fucked up family… This happened recently. I was helping cook thanksgiving and my mom brought up that one of her fuck buddies said all her kids were grown up and she was gonna have grandkids soon. My mom said she responded with, “My daughter is too busy with school, and my son doesn’t have a girlfriend,” then put her pinky out and said,

By BeachGoer.     I remember that day at the beach like it was yesterday, even though it’s been a couple of years now. It started as this stupid impulse, you know? I’d always been insecure about my dick—it’s tiny, barely two inches when it’s hard, and soft, it’s just this pathetic little nub. But I figured the Speedos would be fine. I’d seen guys wear them before, and they looked sporty and confident, even. So I grabbed these tight

By Alex.     I fidgeted in the waiting room of the ultrasound clinic, my heart pounding as I clutched the referral slip for my testicular scan. At 25, I’d dealt with the embarrassment of my micropenis my whole life, but this appointment felt like a new low—exposing myself to a stranger under bright lights. The door to the exam room opened, and in walked the sonographer, a stunning 26-year-old blonde named Lisa. Her white coat hugged her curves, the

By wifesshrimpy.     My Christmas present was a drunken and truthful small penis humiliation handjob from my wife. We lay down in bed, and I was face-to-face with my wife so we could hold hands, and she told me, “Flip over, you bitch.” I started to get hard, and I began to smile. (Lights are out, and I’m in my N2N bikinis) She started to pinch my nipples, and I resisted, but she kept doing it. I responded with

By TinyGusher.     I got beaten up in front of my cheating Girlfriend by her Ex-Boyfriend. A cashier girl passed her number to a friend to give me at a gas station. Her longtime boyfriend had just cheated on her, and she was out for revenge when she noticed the perfect sacrificial lamb. Like a spider on a web, she drew me in as a disposable pawn to get revenge. She let me have sex with her once. I

By Our Readers. Our readers share their moments of small dick zen.   This reader experiences his Magnum Opus… I’ve always wondered what a Magnum condom was like. They are sort of iconic in TV shows, movies, and online… You get my point. Danny DeVito always had one in his wallet on ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.’ I nervously bought a 3-pack at Walgreens because they had half self-checkout. Although I will say this was orders of magnitude less anxiety-inducing

By cplofbeans. [google-translator]     I never thought I’d make real friendships over Discord. For me, it started as just a place to hop on voice chat while playing whatever I was into at the time. Lately, it has been Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2. It’s not even multiplayer, but somehow that hasn’t mattered. I’ll log in and hang out in a voice channel with a few guys I’ve met through a gaming group. We don’t even always play the same

[google-translator] Is small_dik the smallest dick in the world? In all truth, there is no official record holder for the smallest dick in the world because those poor guys with the really tiny cocks have them due to medical conditions like micropenis or congenital penile hypoplasia (CPH). The smallest reported dick we could find was one such man who was born with CPH, had essentially no shaft, just a head (glans penis). This was supposedly measured at 1cm. However, there

[google-translator] Our readers share their moments of small dick zen.   This reader confesses to his wife about his ex… So I have made a few posts detailing why my ex broke up with me, and how I had told my wife a little bit of it, but last night I told her everything. It happened while we were lying in bed, her hand on my dick, playing with it lightly. I told her, “So I want to tell you