SPH Experiences: The Xmas Handjob
By wifesshrimpy.
We lay down in bed, and I was face-to-face with my wife so we could hold hands, and she told me, “Flip over, you bitch.”
I started to get hard, and I began to smile. (Lights are out, and I’m in my N2N bikinis)
She started to pinch my nipples, and I resisted, but she kept doing it.
I responded with “you keep doing that and you’re going to have to rub by dick the same way.”
“Hahah, so you want me to rub your dicklet just like I rub your nipples?” (She’s called my dick a dicklet many times before, so it’s ok.)
We started to cuddle, and she started tweaking my nipples, so I told her, “If you’re going to do that the just rub my dick.”
“You mean flick your dicklet?” she asked.
“Whatever you want, but you’re going to have to put out if you keep doing that.”
She stopped, so I didn’t say anything.
I had to reposition my dick because I was full hard now and pointing down, so I pulled my underwear away from me so it could point up/sideways, but she reached down, spooning at this time, and grabbed my dick. I was startled because she was so quick, and my underwear band snapped on my hard dick. “Don’t fucking hurt him!” She yelled and slapped my ass hard.
I pulled my underwear down a little more, and she started to rub him. She says, “I’m sorry you got hurt, little guy. I’ll make you feel better.”
At this point, my underwear is under my penis and balls, so she grabs one ball and squeezes hard, and I wince in pain. She tries to get the other, but it’s retreated inside me. “Where’s the other one?!”
“It got pushed inside by my underwear,” I said.
“Sure, tiny balls. I’d say your ball hasn’t dropped yet because it’s so small.” She said.
“My balls are definitely not small. You can’t measure, so how would you know?” I said.
“Baby boy. I’m a nurse. I’ve felt all sizes, and yours are definitely small.”
She starts rubbing the head of my dick with her finger just like how she was rubbing my nipple. She was putting her pinky finger as far into my urethra as far as possible and taking two fingers and gently rubbing the ridge from my shaft to head.
I started to moan.
“Do my two little fingers feel good on tiny shrimpy?” She whispered.
I maneuvered around to take my bikinis off and cuddled back against her in full little spoon mode. She reached back around and held him with her thumb and index fingers. This is what she calls rubbing me with 2 fingers. “How long are you going to last, baby?”
I respond, “At least 2 minutes, but it depends on whether you dirty-talk me or not.”
“How about two minutes, no matter what, and you be thankful,” she said.
“Yes, madam,” I responded.
She started to rub me up and down. My legs are pulled up to my chest at about 90 degrees, so my usual 4.5 inches is about 2 fully hard.
“Do my two fingers feel good, shrimpy?” She asked.
“Yes, ma’am, but you can’t use more. It’ll feel better,” I said.
“No, babe. I know what you need. 2 fingers feel the best. Remember, little dicks can’t handle more than this.” She said.
“One more finger, please!” I begged.
She slid away and slapped my ass hard, “stop back talking me.” She grabbed my dick again, but this time with 3 total fingers. “Your tiny little penis can’t fit 3 on there! Be thankful for your 2!” While she did that, she attempted to rub my 2 inches with 3 fingers, but made a distinct move not to be able to slide up and down at all.
She started to rub my head again, and I moaned. She kept stroking me, and I began to shiver from the overstimulation, and she said, “Just relax, baby, and you’ll cum. Let it happen. I know you cum fast. That’s OK, little shrimpy.”
“I’m sorry. It just feels excellent, and I’m a little cold, so I’m shivering.” I say.
“Sure. I think it’s just an excuse to have me spoon you even closer. Or is it you want my whole hand on your dick like a real man?” She asked.
“Your whole hand might be nice if you want to try it,” I said.
She put her whole hand on my dick and was able to grab my balls with her ring finger and pinky and said, “Does that feel better? I can cover your entire dick and balls with one hand. Most men at least require one hand for each, but you can fit in one!”
“Thanks, honey, but you can go back to the right way,” I said, a little defeated.
She got back close to my ear and started speaking to me in a sweet tone, “I know, baby. I know what Shrimpy likes. He loves two little bitty fingers barely rubbing up and down. I know he likes it when I play with the tip and when I tell him how small he is. Right now, you’re about the size of my pinky. Isn’t that so cute? I think your little bitty penis is so cute like this.”
I started to shiver again and realized I’m getting close.
“Roll over, baby. I know you’re close and don’t want you to get your cum on the sheets.” I rolled over, and she said, “There’s the rest of him! Look, you almost grew 2 more inches instantly! I wish you could do that twice! He’s sooooo big now, baby!” She laughed.
“Thanks, honey,” I said, trying to egg her on.
“Oh ya. Sooo big. You would make a popcorn shrimp jealous. Too bad a jumbo shrimp is still bigger.” She said.
We looked up the sizes, and I’m smaller than a jumbo, and she likes to remind me of that.
“I bet I can get you to cum in the next 10 seconds. Are you ready?” I whimpered a uh-huh. “Ok, baby. I’m going to take my two girly fingers and rub them all 4 inches down your tiny, cute, and skinny dicklet to make you cum. I can wrap my little fingers all the way around your shrimpy, overlapping. You are the only one I have ever done that with. You’re so special. Now I want you to listen to me. You are so cute and tiny. I want your little… tiny… well below average… skinny… shrimpy… dicklet to cum…. Now.” Then gave me a deep kiss.
I came so hard and was almost screaming in her mouth from pleasure. She milked me dry and was even nice enough to get me something to wipe up with.
She looked down at my stomach and said, “You had one good shot up to your nipples, but not a lot after that. I figured you would have come a lot more from all that dirty talk.”
“I think it’s more of what I have saved up in my balls,” I laughed.
“Ya, but still. I guess your balls were almost nonexistent tonight. One was hiding inside of you!” She laughed.
Then we cuddled and went to sleep.
I told her how thankful I was the next day.
The End.
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