SPH Experiences: That Damn Lighter
By avghub45.
So that’s kind of where this all started. For context, I’m not the most endowed man. When fully hard, I am about 4.5 inches long and a little under 5 around. It’s never caused issues, and she seems to enjoy it plenty. (With that being said, her much larger dildo makes her body melt with pleasure, but that’s not what this story is about 😅).
Anyways, a couple of months back, I was out at my barn smoking a joint and got really horny, as I do when I get high. I was walking around with a hard on and decided to send the wifey a little quick pic to get her going too. I drop my shorts and start the photo shoot. But then my high ass gets a dumb idea to send her a picture of my cock next to my lighter just to see her reaction. I was horny, so I thought, ‘Fuck it,’ and hit send.
As I said before, I’m a member of the small dick club, so the picture didn’t exactly make me look great, as I barely outsized the lighter. She responded immediately, texting, ‘Oh my, I wish I made you a little more turned on than that!’ Thinking I was only partially hard.
I replied, ‘No, babe, that’s full hard on, so you always get me going!’
She sent back a laughing emoji with, ‘It feels bigger than that, and maybe don’t send pictures next to things in the future.’
But she’s gonna save it anyway because I’m cute.
Not the best reaction, as I felt my balls rise into my stomach with a little embarrassment, but also a little turned on at the same time. Anyway, I went inside after finishing the joint and didn’t know whether to bring it up or just let my embarrassment go unnoticed by her. Well, that ended up not being my choice, as a few minutes after I got inside, she blurted out, “So you’re not kidding, that was fully hard?”
I said, “Yes, babe. You’ve been fucking it for years, you should know!”
She giggles, and we move on.
A couple of days later, we had a little argument over a super dumb topic, which made her give me the cold shoulder. I’m not really one to apologize easy so I just kept trying to get my point across via text. During our back-and-forth, she went silent for a few moments before sending me a picture. The picture I had sent her a couple of days earlier of my dick next to my lighter. She sent it to me with the text, ‘I’m not even going to argue with you, I’m just gonna send you this as a reminder.’
My stomach dropped again as I felt my balls climb back into my body. Again, embarrassing and turned on, I didn’t know how to react, so I apologized and moved on.
That night, we both had plans. I was headed to the bar with a couple of buddies, and she was hosting a girls’ night at our place. Five of her girlfriends were coming over for wine and whatever else ladies do. The wife and I had amazing sex before I left, and the tension was gone, so I figured we would both be having a great night.
A couple of hours into my time at the bar, my phone goes off. Then again. And again, then a couple more. I received five snaps from her friends all at the same time. Without opening the snap, I texted my wife immediately, thinking something was wrong, and she needed me.
‘Babe, are you alright? What’s up?!’ I quickly texted her.
She texted back right away, saying nothing was wrong, that she loved me, and that she hoped I was still having a good time with my guys.
Hmm, weird but alright. I decided to open the snaps from her friends, and they were all of the same thing, just different angles. The picture showed my tray of weed, rolling papers, and everything else that I use for my favorite activity.
I figured this was all of them asking to indulge during girls’ night. Zero issues with that at all! Always willing to share my goods! I messaged the girl back with whom I was most comfortable and told her, ‘Run it, dude, enjoy yourselves!!’
She replied with a laughing emoji, ‘Oh my god, that’s not why we sent you that! Take a closer look!!’
A few seconds go by, and I get another snap from her. It’s a little more clear now… the new snap was of the lighter that I used to compare to my dick. With the caption: ‘Understand now??’
Holy shit. Why the hell did I leave that out, and how the hell does she know the inside joke about that! I tried to play dumb and tell her I had no idea what she was talking about, but she called my bluff. She sent one final snap that put me in my place and again sent my balls skyrocketing into my stomach. The snap had the lighter lying in her open hand, with plenty of room on either side, obviously.
She texted, ‘Wouldn’t even fill my hand, pal!’
I texted my wife immediately and asked why she would share something like that with all of her girlfriends. She said it wasn’t just her; everyone was sharing pics of their man, and it’s really not that big of a deal. I tried explaining that mine is a little more embarrassing, given the picture’s details, and her reply was, ‘Well, duh, that’s why they all wanted to snap you!’
I got home that night, and we had amazing sex again, but the thought that all of her friends now knew my size was eating at me. I had to know how I compared to the other guys in the group. Lying in bed after an amazing session of super passionate sex, I asked my wife, “well how did I stack up?”
She let out a small chuckle and said, “Someone has to be the smallest, babe.”
Understood 😅
The End.
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