I had a beautiful princess that I loved and worshiped very much. Unfortunately, she recently left me, so I’m back out on the dating scene. I’m fairly attractive and fairly successful, so it’s usually not hard to get dates. Still, I usually wait till I get into a committed relationship before I reveal my SPH kink. The only real girlfriend that’s ever indulged it was a girl from my past, whom we will name Sarah. I wrote a story about the time she and I went to a sex shop, and it’s on this site. There are many more stories about Sarah that I should probably share, but I digress.

I matched with this girl on a dating website a couple of hours away, but it’s close to where some of my customers are, so I figured, what the hell, I’ll drive down there and take her to dinner. I was hoping it would be a normal dinner, and I would just find out about her and see where it goes. As soon as she got out of the car, I realized that I had never looked at her height because she was at least 5’8″ or 5’9″ with 3-inch heels, and I say I’m 5’7″, but I’m really 5’6″, so she towered over me. It immediately turned me on. I’ve dated girls who were my height, but never anyone actually taller.

We sit down and start to chit-chat and order drinks, and then normal first date stuff, when I start to realize that this girl is either a little off or kinky as hell. Just not saying things that you would normally say on a first date. After appetizers and after we ordered, for some reason, we were talking about one of her friends, and she said something about dick size. Before I knew it, I blurted, “Well, if size is important to you, you’re going to be extremely disappointed in my size, or you’d better love dildos.”

She raises her eyebrows cocks her head, and says, “What?”

I said, “I have a small dick and there’s not a lot I can do about it, but I eat pussy like a champ and have enough money to buy as many dildos as you want.”

She chuckles and goes, “There’s no way you have a small dick if you literally just confessed to it. How big are you?”

I said, “I’m actually telling you the truth. I do have a small penis. Would you like to see it?”

She goes, “What do you mean?”

I said, “Well, I have pictures of it on my phone.”

She said, “Why not?”

So I pulled out one of the dozen photos I have of my tiny little soft penis and showed it to her, then I slid the screen to reveal my small boner.

She goes, “Oh my God, you were serious. That’s literally as big as it gets?”

I said, “Well, yeah, that’s me completely hard.”

She said, “Good Lord! How small is it when it’s soft?”

I showed her a couple of pictures of my soft dick, and she just kind of giggled, which turned me on so much. I really thought I was finally going to get what I wanted —a super hot girl who is OK with making fun of me.

Of course, this is when she says what every normal girl says, “Size doesn’t matter to me, so it’s not a big deal.”

“Blah-blah-blah,” I thought. ‘Same old bullshit. Why do girls always lie about this?’ I decided to just go for it and tell her what I was into. I explained that I was actually really into Small Penis Humiliation (SPH), explained what it was, and told her that I’ve always wanted a girl who would make fun of me.

This is where she opened up a little. “Actually, I’ve slept with a lot of guys with all different sizes of dick. Some of them huge, some of them small.”

I nodded eagerly. “If things work out with us, I’d want to hear all about the guys with the big cocks that you’ve fucked and how much better they are than the little dick guys like me,” I told her.

She started telling me some of the stories, and I was so turned on that I was literally shaking while I ate. Now and then she’d say, “I’m sorry for being so graphic.”

“No, no, I love it. This is really hot. Please keep going,” I said, urging her to continue.

I guess she figured that since I showed her pictures, she would show me some, too. So she takes her phone out and starts showing me nude photos of her that she has sent to all of these guys.

“Have you got any pictures of their cocks they sent you?” I asked.

She bashfully admitted that she had and started showing me a bunch. It was literally something straight out of porn because they were actually huge cocks, like nine-plus inches long and super thick.

“So after seeing my dick pics, am I the smallest out of all the guys you’ve fucked?” I asked.

Disappointingly, she said, “There’s nothing wrong with your penis. I don’t really judge guys like that, you know.”

‘Blah-blah-blah,’ I thought again. ‘It’s like they’re wired to give these responses when it’s obviously a lie. Especially after seeing those huge cocks she’s been fucking.’

“You have to understand. Because I’m kinda dominant in my personal life, I really enjoy giving that up in the bedroom and being submissive. I like being made fun of for my size,” I confessed. I paid the check, so I just went for it and said, “Can I please show you myself, and will you make fun of me?”

She said, “I’ll tell you what. I need to feel safe, so let’s go to your car. You sit in the driver’s seat, roll down the window, and I’ll stand outside so I’m safe. Then you can show it to me.”

“OK, as long as you make fun of it…”

She said, “I don’t know if I’ll make fun of you or not. But I’m curious.”

Well, guys, if you have a small penis, you know that sitting and showing your penis is probably the worst position.

We get to the car. I pulled down my pants that I was wearing past my knees, and this is where she saw that I was wearing a man thong.

She laughed and said, “What the hell are you wearing?”

I said, “Well, I love wearing man thongs.”

She said, “Wait… You have a tiny penis and want girls to make fun of it, and you basically wear panties. Are you secretly gay?”

I said, “No, I’m not gay. I’m straight. I love women and love fucking women. I just have a tiny dick, and it turns me on when people make fun of it.”

She said, “Fine. You’re so weird, but go ahead and show me.”

I take the thong down past my knees, and literally, my dick went inside of itself because of the angle. She didn’t laugh, she didn’t smile. She just kind of stared and said, “Why can’t I see the head?”

I pull the skin back like normal and show her.

She laughed and said, “Well, I’m not gonna lie. I’ve never really seen one that small, soft, but at least you get three or 4 inches when you’re hard, from what I can tell from the pictures you showed me.”

I said, “Will you please say something mean…”

She said, “I don’t really have anything mean to say except it’s really fucking small. Small like the size of a little boy’s dick.”

I said, “Thank you.”

She said, “Well, I’d better get going.”

“Can you just do one more thing?” I begged.

She kind of acted exasperated and said, “What?”

I said, “Can you thump it with your finger really hard? Right on the head…”

She was like, “Who the hell are you, dude? Why do you want me to thump your penis?”

I said, “Will you please just do it for me?”

She said, “Whatever,” and reached her hand in and flicked the head of my dick extremely hard.

She had her nails done, and it was so excruciatingly painful, but oh-so-hot. She then literally just walked away and got in her car. I started driving to the hotel, and I was no more than a mile away before I got the text from her saying she didn’t feel we were a match and that she wished me the best. I texted her twice, and she ignored both. Haven’t heard from her since.

I guess you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. It felt awesome to open up to someone. Felt great.

 

The End.

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