My ex-coworker I have mentioned before, knows I have an itty bitty baby dick, her words, not mine. She lets me know she’s thinking about it in that moment, by mentioning tiny things, or makes jokes about how things are hard sometimes, or it will get better hopefully, just smart ass remarks about any topic that could have multiple meanings. She often does it in front of her boyfriend, who is also an ex-coworker and a friend of mine. She would, for example, talk about a bird they saw that morning, and she would emphasize just how tiny the bird was, telling me this story in front of her boyfriend, who, at the time, did not know my secret. I will call her Jane, her boyfriend Jack, and their son John for this story. Jane found out my secret because we used to flirt at work, and got to the point where we groped one another. She grabbed me, a soft one, on the sales floor we worked at, and said all I felt was balls.

She was like, ‘Do you have no dick?’

I go, ‘yes.’

She’s like, ‘Nah, prove it.’

I unzipped my jeans right then and there as a type of boast, thinking she’s not going to do it, she literally reached in my zipper, AND into my boxer briefs, found what she referred to as a vienna sausage, or lil smokie, and said, ‘Awww, look how cute your little worm is,’ as she pulled it out of my zipper hole. Hearing that got me instantly hard, and she’s like, ‘OMG, it’s getting harder,’ followed quickly by, ‘Omg, is this as big as it gets?’ And, ‘Hahaha, do you like me calling it a little worm?’

I squirmed a little, and she got this rush of excitement and pleasure from my facial expressions. She went, and it grew into one of those fun-size Snickers. I squirmed again and started leaking pre-cum. She got so excited watching my drip onto her hand. She pulled her hand away right after giving my dick a little flick and just started laughing at me, and left my little guy out just exposed to the elements. She goes to and puts that shrimp away before someone sees it and reports what they think they saw, haha.

Recently, she wanted to go to the beach to hang out with her boyfriend, her son, and my fiancée. I had no idea what she had planned. I just thought I hadn’t seen her in a few years, why not? The last time I saw her, her son was 12; he is now 18, and I was like, ‘Okay, no problem, happy to hang out with you guys,’ since I was visiting from out of town for the weekend.

We arrived, and her family was parked there, so we got out, mingled, and headed to the water. Now, mind you, this is not a “beach” per se, no white sand, no blue water. This is gross Galveston water, brown most of the year, not exactly beautiful, but salt water nonetheless. Their waves resemble a wave pool, nothing too extreme. You can go 20 feet out and be fine; they’re not too strong. So we’re out there, and her boyfriend and her son take off their shirts. I’m a little chubby, so I keep mine on. They make some comments like, ‘What are you afraid of?’ I’m not sure why, but I think it’s because I’m a little chubby.

I go, ‘yeah, yeah, yeah, I hear ya.’

So I take off my shirt and head to the water. Now, I can swim. I’m not afraid of the water in Galveston. I’m also much taller than everyone else there. I walk out there, and when the water reaches just under my chest, everyone else is swimming, no longer standing. So I’m walking around in chest-deep water, and my girl comes to me and starts talking to me, and we’re enjoying our little romantic moment. I turn around and all I see is Jack and John. I’m like, ‘Where the heck is Jane?’

Literally seconds later, she comes from behind and dunks me from behind in the water. Now, I wasn’t really expecting a dunk, so I got water in my nose, mouth, and eyes, and immediately started rubbing them to stop the irritation of the salt water.

Spitting water out, and she yanks my shorts and underwear down under the water, I can’t exactly reach down to grab them. As I bent over and dunked my head in the water, I lowered myself to my knees to grab them, which caused me to float in the water slightly and no longer touch the ground. This, as you guessed, freed her to yank them both completely off, past my feet. She is also a bigger, chubby girl with HUGE tits, like G cups, and she starts to swim back to shore, hiding the fact slowly, she just stripped me from everyone else. My girl saw and was trying not to laugh. I’m flustered and pissed, still getting salt out of my mouth and eyes. Floating fully naked now, keeping just my head above the water, while the waves were starting to get a little crazy, in fear of getting pulled out further, I started doggy paddling back to shore. Keeping just my head above water. I got to the point where I was now crawling in the sand, still submerged, and then Jane did it.

I told her boyfriend, whispering to him, ‘I got his clothes, haha.’ I saw him start gigging in the distance and look towards me, I started to feel my naked ass was peeking out of the water, so I started to crawl backwards, now crouching naked under the water. I didn’t fear being seen, the water was so damn dirt, but people were now arriving more and more, there were now double the people on the beach than when we arrived. I looked on to the shore at my towel, which was now way too far away. Do I get out now, covered up, reach my towel, laugh it off, and endure this moment before it gets out of control? Nope, scared shitless, not leaving this water all day if I have to. My girl goes, ‘Babe, we gotta get out.’

I say, ‘What?’

She’s like the waves are getting bigger. I’m like, I CAN’T OBVIOUSLY.

She says, ‘Well, I’m going to get out. It’s getting scary.’

I’m seriously at least be my shield or something.

She’s like, ‘Just use your hand. It completely hides it.’

I’m like, ‘Really? Now you want to make jokes?’

She starts giggling, and I soon begin to realize they planned this, lol. She leaves and grabs my towel, moving it further back on the sand. I give her the death look, and I mumble to myself. She sees me saying something. She yells out, ‘BABE, WHEN YOU WANNA GET OUT, YOUR TOWEL IS OVER HERE.’

I just shook my head in disbelief at this setup. I had no idea during this time that John was swimming near me with goggles, underwater, seeing everything. I wasn’t covered because I was underwater; I thought this was the safest place I could be.

John was the child from Jane’s first relationship, and she has told me her ex was hung with like a 9-inch dick, and how she misses it. Then she shared that her son was like father, like son, and that she had accidentally seen him changing once and said he was damn near identical to his father. So this bull of a teenager is now looking at my cold, shriveled, underwater weewee. I felt something touch my dick under water, and I was like, ‘What the fuck.’

I look down, all I see is him looking up with a thumb up, little shit just flicked my dick underwater, and I knew he was packing, no one else but his mom knew about that either. So my humiliation was setting in, I was starting to get red, and I have brown skin lol. Her boyfriend started walking towards me, and I began to feel nervous.

‘Ayy, stay back.’

‘What do you want?’ he said. ‘Bro, you alright? You’re turning a little red.’

I go, ‘I’m good, just stay back a little bit.’

He’s like, ‘Ay, bro, you ok? Are you naked?’

I go, ‘I’m serious, man. Just stay back, I’m good.’

Then he gets a smile on his face, he’s like bro, are you fully naked right now? He got like 4 feet from me, and his son just grabbed hold of my right arm. In that moment, he grabbed my left hand, and they started to pull me to shore. I’m strong, but with the waves hitting me and pushing me forward every 5-10 seconds, it was a struggle. Them pulling my by both arms, I was slowly coming out of the water, and they were pulling to the sides of me at an angle, I had nothing to cover me, with each step, I got more and more in view of peope on the beachm no one was really looking til Jane started laughing her ass off, and yelling. YEAAHHH, it made me look at her, and she and my girlfriend were filming with their phones, cheering it on, then I felt the air hit my dick.

I could feel each step, which was making the fat above my dick jiggle, so my dick was also bouncing with each step. I looked down and all I could see was my dick head, no shaft, no balls visible. I looked back up, and everyone in viewing distance was looking and laughing. OMFG, I wanted to cry because of how powerless I was, but precum started oozing out of my tiny soft dick once I was fully out of the water.

Jack slapped my ass and said, ‘Get your towel, big boy.’

I immediately covered my dick and darted for my towel, which my girlfriend was now holding. I snatched it out of her hands, and wrapped up, with a pissed face, I just walked to the car, everyone else went back to their day, talking amongst themselves.

My coworker later said she wanted someone to make fun of it with, and I was like, ‘But your kid, though?’

She’s like, ‘What? He wanted to come to the beach, sorry, haha.’ She’s like, ‘I know you loved it, though. We saw you dripping.

I was like,” That’s besides the point.’

‘What? We haven’t spoken much since, and Jack and I don’t speak at all.’

That may have been the worst experience in my adult life, lol.

 

The End.

 

 

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