The Small Dick Club: SPH-THEMED STORIES

Kind of a long story, hope you enjoy. First time sharing a story at The Small Dick Club. This took place this past summer. It was a friend’s birthday weekend, and she and her husband are both a few years older and entertaining people. They planned a weekend camping trip on a floating campsite on a lake. Which, if you haven’t done it, is so much fun, it’s basically a floating, anchored double-decker site in a remote area of the lake.

The birthday girl enjoys having fun. Any time we have lake days, it always leads to the girls being topless with stickers over their nipples. It was me and two other couples. We have all been friends for a long time and get along very well. We spent the day on the lake, and of course, lots of alcohol was consumed.

By the end of the first day, I was hammered. A lot of that Evening is just a blur of random moments. I remember taking a shot when the sun was out. Next thing I remember It was nighttime and I was still pretty drunk. Now the campsite is a double-decker, and the top deck is just a flat, open area where we were gonna sleep. That’s where I opened my eyes and came back to life. I remember looking down, inspecting myself to make sure no limbs were hurt or missing. That’s when I noticed I was still in my swim trunks that I’d been in all day. I could hear the couples on the bottom floor, still up, partying and listening to music.

I remember inspecting my dick. It was shriveled up, and my balls were exceptionally pulled in due to swimming in the cold lake all day long. That’s when it hit me. I had an idea. I slid my swim trunks down and was completely naked, listening to the party carry on.

At first, I was just gonna jerk off and go to sleep, but then an opportunity presented itself that I didn’t want to miss. The only bathroom on the site was on the first floor. I couldn’t even get semi-hard, probably due to extreme whisky dick. So I decided to make the move to the bathroom and see what happened.

I stood up butt naked, reached down, and tried to fluff my dick with my index finger and thumb a bit so I wouldn’t be completely embarrassed, but nothing was happening, and my soft dick was at its smallest. Took me a second to work up the courage, but eventually decided to go for it. I remember walking down the stairs, and with every step I took became more nervous, and the nerves had a complete effect on my shriveled penis. At the bottom of the stairs a looked down and realized I was mostly foreskin at that point.

I knew exactly where that bathroom was, which was in the furthest corner of the floor, but I also wanted to seem as if it was still blacked out in case anyone was offended by my presence. I took the final step and turned the corner to the room. There everybody was. Almost everyone was winding down, and I gained the attention of the room INSTANTLY!

One of the females shouted, “Oh my God!” and covered her eyes, turning around.

It was the point of no return for me. I began to take steps towards the bathroom, and then there was the birthday girl. In her drunken state, she began to cheer and whistle. I stumbled around playing the blacked out guy, still not acknowledging anyone. Four people were present, two female and two male, all had eyes on me.

I reached the bathroom door after taking the walk clear across the floor. As I entered, I closed the door behind me, which muffled the voices of cheers from the birthday girl and some of the guys. I could still hear everyone loud and clear tho. Not seconds after I closed the door, I listened to the birthday girl say, “Isn’t penis size so funny, you never know what to expect from someone.”

As I heard her say that, I looked down at my flaccid dick and saw it sitting at about shriveling one inch of actual dick and another inch of just foreskin skin.

Then I heard one of my buddies shout toward the bathroom, “Try not to piss on your balls, bro,” as everyone tried to laugh quietly.

I then pretended to use the restroom and then turned on the sink. That’s when I started to feel turned on by what just happened, and blood began to fill my penis at the thought. I was now semi-hard about 2.5 inches. I tried to wait it out and wanted it to go down, but the more I tried, the harder my dick got. Eventually, it softened, and I was back to my small self again. I gave a little stretch to my long foreskin overhang to really emphasize my foreskin.

Once ready, I put myself back in ‘blacked out’ mode and opened the door. I pretended to stumble around a bit to allow as much time for them to see my small dick and balls. One of the girls came over to prevent me from falling, when she got close tho I had to hurry it up because I could feel the blood rushing to my little dick. Made my way back upstairs and lay back down, staying butt naked.

When the sun rose, and the sobriety hit, I was mortified. I couldn’t believe that I did that in my drunken/horny state of mind. I eventually fell asleep in a sea of regret for being so stupid.

*****

I was so hesitant to go downstairs in the morning, so I lay there for as long as possible, still getting hard from the embarrassment. I heard them downstairs making breakfast, so I knew I had to bite the bullet and go down. When I turned the corner from the stairs, I was greeted with lots of big smirks.

It took a little while and some awkwardness, but the birthday girl leaned in close to my face and asked, “Do you remember last night?” with a smirk.

I sheepishly shook my head no and said, “I was so drunk, I don’t remember a thing really.”

So replied, “We figured, since you were walking around naked last night,” and laughed.

The rest looked at me and confirmed it with nods. At the moment, I was hit with so much regret, I tried to deny it in my head, like no, that didn’t happen, but everyone kept on talking and laughing about it. I was just trying to drop the topic from embarrassment. There was no talk about my size, but the birthday girl did lean in again and almost whispered it into my ear, asking, “Is it hard to pee with so much extra skin?”

She knew what she was doing to me, making me way more embarrassed and assuring me that she got a really good look at my little dick. I just smiled really big, not knowing what to say back. Now I wish she had mentioned that she noticed how small I was, too, but unfortunately, nothing was said to my face about that. Thankfully, it was dropped, and no one was truly offended. To them, it was just another funny story of a drunken night—some harmless fun.

However, it took me some time to get over the regret and embarrassment of it all, but now I get so turned on when thinking about it, and so glad I took the opportunity.

 

The End.

 

 

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