The Small Dick Club: SPH-THEMED STORIES

This reader had an interesting Tinder experience…

Met a lady on Tinder, we had a great time. She was dropped off, and she asked if I could take her home. While I was driving, I was feeling her thighs. She moves my hand to her pussy. Then she sat up and started unbuckling me. I was still driving. She rubs my cock over my underwear. She looks up at me with a face of surprise. She pulls it out of the boxer from the pee hole. I was entirely soft. She started using her two fingers and mouth to get it hard. I got rock hard. She sucked it until I came in her mouth. She kept sucking until it got small and soft. She sat back in her seat and said, “I like that I did not choke on that one. I always choke giving bj’s.” Still had a 10-minute drive. So I fingered her until we got there. I did not get invited in.

Another reader’s pantsing experience turned him onto SPH…

I had never really given much thought to the size of my dick, but it’s tiny. It wasn’t until one day when I was pantsed in front of an entire room full of people and every single one of them laughed at me, pointing at me, that it truly hit me how pathetic it was. I could have died from the embarrassment. It was a moment that stuck with me for so long that I never even really tried to get laid, and it made the first time, when it finally did happen, so nerve-wracking. The crazy part is, as time went on, I began to enjoy the thought of being humiliated for my small dick. Now, I love it. I don’t really know what made me change my mind about it. Still, I often think about what it would be like to be completely naked in a room full of people who are all looking at me and laughing, talking shit, and reminding me of the fact that I am a piss poor excuse for a man and that what I have between my legs can’t even be considered a cock.

Meanwhile, this reader got some good feedback, or did he…

I was dating an Ethiopian girl for a few months. She was short at just 5 feet but had really nice curves. Her boobs were the size of my head and had a huge ass for her size. She is Christian and wanted to save her virginity for marriage, but she was open to anal sex. During our conversations, she told me that anal sex was both very painful and pleasurable with her previous two partners. When it was time for us to do it the first time, she applied lube to her ass and my dick and got into doggystyle position. Seeing her ass in that position was glorious to say the least.

My dick is below-average in length at 5 inches hard, but it’s also thin. I inserted my dick inside her asshole, and it went in without any restrictions or friction. Unfortunately for me, I was only able to fit like half of my length inside her because of her big ass cheeks. After I came inside her, and we were talking about the session, that was when she SPHed me without realizing it. She said, “Your dick is perfect for anal. It’s not painful at all. Unlike other guys I’ve been with, those big ones can really hurt.”

While this reader meets a judgy lady…

Where I studied in Europe, there was this coed sauna, where the no clothing rule was not optional (and strictly enforced! A tale for another time, I’m sure), I made the mistake of exiting the sauna to go to the changing room just as a ladies swim team was heading for an aquatics class down the hall.

Even with the heat of the sauna, I was still less than two inches, and everyone who wanted to got an eyeful of me as I just stood there like a helpless little dick loser for them to pass before.

I’ll never forget the delight and pity I saw, but especially in the last lady, an absolute goddess who had the body of a professional volleyball player, who noticed my size and then flat out stopped in her tracks to do a double take. She didn’t say anything, but while I just stood there watching her eyes zero in on me, I saw this tiny little smirk appear on her face and grow.

“Must be cold in the sauna today,” she scoffed as if amused before turning to join the others. And all I could do was watch her as she made her way down the hall, her beautiful bum bouncing ever so lightly.

It didn’t matter that I got to see her naked, too (and all the women there). She had seen everything I had to offer, what little it was, and had stopped to cruelly reinforce how pathetic I was and then pass judgment on me.

This female reader experiences her first micropenis…

I matched with a handsome guy on Bumble. We had gone on a couple of coffee dates before he invited me to a club for some drinks. I was looking forward to it as I really liked him and wanted to have sex.

We had a good time. There was some dancing, grinding on each other, and “let’s get a couple of drinks” turned into downing shots. Got pretty drunk and, not surprisingly, ended up in a taxi going back to his place. Nothing out of the ordinary, but during our dancing, I was surprised that I could not feel a boner while my ass was pressed against his crotch, but I didn’t think much of it.

As soon as we entered his apartment, we started passionately making out. At one point, I wanted to grab his crotch (I love feeling the outline of a hard cock over a pair of jeans), but he did not let me. Instead, he suddenly picked me up in his arms and carried me to the bedroom.

After throwing me on the bed, he lifted my skirt, pulled my panties to the side, and started eating me out. God, it felt amazing, the best oral I’ve ever received. I have no idea how long he was down there, but I ended up having two orgasms. He wanted to keep going, but I had to stop him as I was too sensitive at that point and could not take it anymore.

I wanted to repay the favor and reached for his belt buckle. He grabbed my hands and stopped me. I got confused when suddenly I heard, “So that you know what to expect, I have a micropenis.”

He said it so calmly and with such a poker face that it did not really register in my brain. I just replied: “Umm, what? Don’t worry about it.”

I pulled off his pants and oh my. I saw something I had never seen before—an actual micropenis. I almost started laughing in shock, but I managed to control myself. It looked like a small mushroom, no more than two inches long, almost like there was only a head, no shaft.

As I stared at it, he broke the silence: “Yeah… So that’s what I’m working with. If you don’t want to keep going, I understand.” He said it in a surprisingly confident way, as he had gone through this many times before.

I snapped out of my disbelief and, without saying a word, started blowing him. It was so weird how small it felt in my mouth – the easiest deep-throat of my life, haha. I really wanted to fuck, but he said not to bother as it’s physically impossible. I insisted, so we gave it a try, but he was right; it felt like nothing for me.

After that, I ended up blowing him again, and he finished in my mouth. Surprisingly, it was a huge load. Overall, I was satisfied as he gave me some of the best orgasms I’ve ever had when he ate me out.

Another reader fails the ultimate exam…

Years ago, the woman I was dating at the times brother had a scare with testicular cancer. In the end, it turned out just OK, but it scared her. She insisted I do regular checks and wanted to learn how to do them herself. A coworker of hers went through a scare with her husband. The coworker sent a video she used to learn how to do a cancer check.

Sitting at home one night, she convinced me to let her check on me while she watched the video. In our living room, I stand in front of the TV, drop my pants, and stand there naked from the waist down. Sitting on the floor in front of me, she starts the video. On the screen, we see a guy starting the video camera wearing just a T-shirt and underpants. He turns to face the camera, and you can only see him from just below the chest down.

He then pulls down his underpants and reveals a large, soft penis. Being on a TV screen, it was tough to estimate how long, but I would guess it was at least six, possibly even seven inches, completely soft and THICK, with massive balls to match. I look down at my girlfriend as she is holding me in her hand. Her eyes had bulged out when she saw him. I am on the smaller side (4 inches fully erect), and the contrast between the two members was stunning.

Audio instructions for the exam starts and the guy on the screen follows them as does my girlfriend with my penis. As she is doing the exam on me, fondling my balls, I naturally start to stiffen a little. When the video is over, she looks at my semi-erect penis and asks, “Is the guy in the video doing it for you?”

I said, “No, you’ve been fondling me for like 10 minutes. Is he doing for you?”

She said, “I’m not going to lie, that was a big cock. I’ve seen them that long, hard, but never soft. It was so fat, too. You realize, when he gets excited, it’d get even bigger?”

I said, “That guy makes me and 90% of the guys on this planet feel bad about themselves. But it might not get much bigger, as I’ve read that showers usually don’t get bigger, just go hard and stay about the same length, or if they do get bigger, it isn’t by much.”

“You seem to know a lot about it,” she said sarcastically.

“I read. When you’re a grower like me, it’s good to know where you stand,” I said.

She laughed. “Aww, don’t worry, I still love your little pee-pee!”

“Peepee?” I asked.

“Sorry, your, err, cock,” she said, rolling her eyes.

She kissed the tip, then took the whole thing in her mouth.

Meanwhile, this reader got a self-serve happy ending…

I once went to this massage parlor that offered a Polynesian massage. I’d never been there and needed a good massage, plus the lady on the website, a very stern looking german lady, looked very pretty and capable. When I got there, it was clearly her house, but I figured it didn’t matter. She finished washing her hands, took me upstairs, told me to undress, and began telling me about ancient Polynesian folklore related to Polynesian massage.

There wasn’t a dressing room or a moment of privacy or anything. When I had undressed to my tighty-whities, she kind of waited expectantly before she wrapped a sarong around my hips and told me to lie down on the table. She went out for a moment, then came back wearing a bikini top and skin-tight shorts. She poured like a bucket of oil over me and started rubbing me down with it. As soon as she got to my hips, she noticed I still had my underwear on and deftly pulled them off.

What resulted was the strangest, slipperiest, oiliest massage of my life. At moments, she would turn her arm through my sarong and lift me into the air before flipping me down. The entire time, I was trying not to get too turned on before I knew the flip was coming. And when it came, it was without warning, a sudden showcase of just how weak I was compared to her.

As she covered me in oil, I felt the air all over me and couldn’t be sure what was exposed or what wasn’t. I know I felt a cool drift of air when she spread my ass cheeks wide, one of her fingers seemingly by accident probed into me. I let out an involuntary shudder that went unnoticed, and rather than back off, she doubled down. And after another sudden, well-lubricated thrust, I realized I couldn’t do anything but just lie there and take it.

In another moment, she lifted me and slid her hand down under my stomach and then down in search of my dick until her hand grazed my tiny erection. “I knew it,” I heard her say quietly in disappointment before resting me back down.

She flipped me over, and my pathetic little pitched tent was just sticking straight up at attention until the massage finally ended.

As she washed her hands, she turned back to me. “There’s enough oil on you to see to yourself. I’m sure it won’t take long,” she said as she dropped a box of tissues on the table and settled into a very sultry, very well-practiced pose.

“Are you serious?” I chirped in disbelief.

“I’m feeling charitable, now hurry up,” she said as I quickly rubbed my little nub until I came, which was all of twenty seconds.

“Not long at all,” she sighed, as if in sympathy with me and anyone I might sleep with before she left to get dressed, and I did the same.

Craziest massage ever.

While this female reader plays strip poker…

This happened in my college days. Our friend group had arranged a hangout at one of the dorms. A few people cancelled at the last minute, so only three of us showed up – two girls and one guy. Let’s call him John. Coincidentally, John was the only guy in our group that no girl had hooked up with before.

There was not much to do, so we just talked and kept drinking. Once the conversation died out, we heard a drunken, “Let’s play strip poker!” from John.

My friend and I looked at each other. I raised my eyebrow, and she responded with a smirk. Being daredevils, we did not hesitate and agreed to play. We were simply too drunk to care. Regarding the poker game itself, John had the worst luck with cards and very quickly ended up in only boxer shorts, while my friend and I had only removed our socks. He didn’t even get to see us in underwear before losing another hand, which meant it was time for him to get naked.

We teased and laughed. “C’mon, let’s see what you’re working with!” expecting him to chicken out.

He was beet red when he suddenly stood up, grabbed his boxer shorts, and dropped them with finesse.

Both of us went silent. It was the smallest dick I had ever seen. Not a micropenis, but extremely thin and very short. I wanted to laugh, but I held it back. It was still soft, so I was giving him the benefit of the doubt.

My friend, on the other hand, said, “What the fuck, it’s so tiny.”

I looked at her, and she was covering her mouth, not realizing she had said that out loud.

To our surprise, though, as soon as my friend said those mean words, John got an erection, but his dick did not become much thicker and only gained an inch in length. There are growers and showers. John was neither.

“This is as big as it gets,” John said while looking at his tiny manhood.

We giggled in shock, not knowing how to react.

“Oh my God, this is crazy!” my friend said, and without asking, grabbed his tiny dick with two fingers and started examining it like we were at a science fair.

John did not protest at all. His eyes rolled back, and he started leaking pre-cum. After some more giggling, I joined in on the ‘examination.’ John began to breathe heavily and looked up at the ceiling like he was trying not to cum. It must have been the first time in years someone other than himself had touched his dick. We were both just holding it when he started pathetically leaking cum, couldn’t even call that a cumshot. We must have laughed for 10 minutes straight.

After our strip poker incident, thanks to my friend, all the girls knew John had a tiny pencil dick. He did not mind that at all. It was apparent he got off on it. Throughout college, we would tease him about it, and he was more than happy to indulge in the little dick jokes, and even occasionally, he’d whip it out and show us.

This reader struggles with his wife’s stretched pussy…

So my wife has a fuck buddy. He’s clearly bigger than me. After every time they fuck, and I get my turn, I can’t stay in her. I just keep falling out. She teases me by telling me how small I am, so I pump harder. I really try my best, but I just fall out.

It turns me on so much, and she loves turning me on. I never last long because she gets me so worked up. It’s like a crazy cycle. She teases, I go harder, I fall out, she teases more.

Another reader finds out his wife has been talking about him…

During the fall and winter, I wake up early in the mornings before my wife heads off to work. I take the time to start her car, warming up the seat and defrosting the windows. One morning, her friend Alice came over, as usual, to carpool with her. Just as I opened the door to step outside, I was in my bathrobe.

“Good morning, Alice! How are you?” I greeted her.

“I’m good! And you? Is Sam getting ready?” she asked.

“Yes, she is,” I replied.

“I bet,” she said, a knowing smile on her face.

Curious, I asked, “What do you mean?”

Her response caught me off guard. “We all know that bump isn’t anything to get excited about in the morning!”

“Why do you mean exactly?” I questioned, feeling slightly bewildered.

“Come on! You probably don’t even have any underwear on. It’s so cold out. But you don’t have anything to worry about,” she laughed.

I was stunned. The thought that my wife had been discussing my dick size with her friends was alarming. After turning over her car, I went back inside and brought it up with my wife.

“I’m happy, and I’m only having sex with you,” she reassured me. “Sometimes, we girls just vent a little too much. It’s harmless girl talk. I love you, babe.” She kissed me and left for work.

Yet, I can’t shake the feeling that there’s more to the story, especially since we haven’t been intimate in a while.

Meanwhile, this reader’s naked sleepwalking changed the dynamics in a shared house…

Back when I lived in a shared house, I used to sleepwalk sometimes when I’d had too much to drink. One morning, one of my housemates told me I’d walked into their bedroom completely naked! 🤦🏼‍♀️😟😳 I apologised profusely, but she told me not to worry, she wasn’t offended, and that it gave her and her boyfriend a good laugh!

Our relationship kind of changed after that. I became much more respectful toward her, and she definitely acted very superior and in charge. She was a lot younger than me, too, and quite bratty/entitled. I got the vibe she’d told one of the other girls we lived with, too, who also started bossing me around as well.

One time, the girl who’d seen me naked told me I’d look good in a pair of panties and that she’d buy me a pair sometime! She kind of treated me like one of the girls. One time, she was telling me about a guy she’d slept with. She looked at me and told me he had a huge cock. It made me feel so submissive the way she treated me after that!

While this reader cuckolds himself with some special toys…

Recently, my girlfriend returned from college for a bit, and, like any long-distance couple, we’ve been making up for lost time. We like spicing things up with toys in the bedroom, and I’ve been using a rotation of dildos on her every night. The thing is, all of them are modeled after real men at least twice my size.

On eBay, I was scrolling through some toys a few weeks in advance of her break and stumbled onto a dildo that was made using the clone-a-willy thing. It was an actual clone of a real guy’s penis. I quickly bought it and went down a bit of a rabbit hole buying multiple dildos like this. All of them a clone of a real man’s penis.

Now every night my girlfriend and I will be getting freaky, and she’ll have another man’s penis inside her. Hearing her say, “You picked some good toys,” multiple times is arousing as hell.

This reader discovers his wife’s father is packing a hog…

I’ve always been a grower. Or at least, that’s what I told myself to cope with the fact that, in my natural state, I’m rocking maybe 1.5 to 2 inches of sheer optimism when soft. I am 4.5 inches when hard, and reasonable thick. I figured I was small-to-average and that everyone else was probably in the same boat. I was wrong. I was so, so wrong.

Last summer, I was vacationing in Germany with my wife and her parents. We decided to hit the hotel spa. Now, I love a good sauna, but I was tragically underprepared for German spas. I walk in, towel wrapped tight, only to realize the room is full of naked strangers, men, women, and a guy with a dad bod that looked like he’d been carved out of dough. Trying to act like a sophisticated world traveler, I sat down and dropped my towel. I felt… exposed like a shy turtle. As the room warmed me up from the winter cold, my dick relaxed a little.

But I was holding it together until my Father-in-Law (FIL) decided to join me on the upper bench. When he dropped his towel, I felt my soul leave my body. This man wasn’t just well-endowed. He was carrying a heavy, six-inch-thick-as-a-soda-can monster that was, quite frankly, larger than me hard. It was a statue of David situation, with me built like an old statue, and him like a porn star.

I couldn’t help it. I gawked. My eyes were practically dinner plates. He didn’t even have the decency to look embarrassed. He just looked down, looked back at me, and with the most casual, alpha-energy smirk I’ve ever seen, said: “Impressive, huh?”

I didn’t say anything. I couldn’t. I just stared at the heater and prayed for a heatstroke to take me swiftly. Now and then, looking around at the other nude people and caught another glimpse as I panned the room. I could’ve melted into the bench.

The humiliation didn’t stay in the sauna. For the rest of the trip, he started calling me Little Man. “Hey, Little Man, you want a beer?” or “Move over, Little Man.”

It sounded like a cute nickname to the rest of the world, but it felt like a branding iron to my ego. The kicker? My wife. She grew up with this guy. She knew exactly what the Little Man comment meant. That night, after a day of being emasculated by her father, we got back to the room. I thought I’d be too depressed even to try, but she started in on me immediately.

She started whispering it—mocking how tiny I looked next to her dad, laughing about how I must have felt so small in that room. The more she spoke, the harder I got. And she knew it. Kink unlocked. She was relentless, teasing me about being the short straw of the family. It was the most degrading, ego-shredding thing I’ve ever experienced, and paradoxically, it resulted in the absolute hottest, most primal sex of our entire marriage.

We agreed we’d take that home with us. I’m back in the States now, and I have to live with the fact that my FIL is a legend, I’m a Little Man, and my wife has never been more attracted to me.

Another reader is questioned by a lap dancer…

I was at a strip club a few years ago and got a lap dance from a very sexy stripper. I was very drunk and couldn’t get hard, even though she was doing a great job bouncing and grinding on me. At one point, she turned to me, confused, and asked if something was wrong. She said she couldn’t feel my cock at all. I was embarrassed and mentioned I was drunk and couldn’t get hard. I was too shy to tell her that I have a tiny dick, but she obviously knew because she couldn’t feel it through my pants at all. I told her she was doing a great job, and she smiled at me and continued until the end of the song. Was very embarrassing at the time, but it definitely turns me on now when I think back to it!

Meanwhile, this reader basks in his sexual failures…

I’ve been reminiscing about all the times my little nub was an issue recently, and I wanted to share one of the stories.

I went to a local Asian massage parlor, and in comes a hot, skinny Thai girl. I was hoping to be hard when she saw my dick cause I have a really tiny softie (I was self-conscious about it and had learned to hide it over the years). So I was touching myself quickly, but unfortunately had failed to get it up by the time the girl came in.

A little background, because of my tiny wiener, I had grown what I think is an anxiety-related erectile dysfunction (ED). Basically, when I’m conscious about my small dick or think I can’t satisfy someone, it gets nearly impossible for me to maintain an erection.

And when this girl sees my flaccid button, she lets out a slight scoff, which makes my face hot red. Then, she quickly begins to suck me to get me hard, but now I’m super self-conscious about her seeing me at my smallest. I can also feel that my nub goes barely past her lips, which is adding to my nerves. So she’s sucking and sucking, but my peepee is not cooperating, and I’m doing all I can to get it up.

I had to concentrate hard, and she had to suck me for a GOOD while, but I finally managed to get half an erection, so she went to get the condom. But by the time she gets the condom and comes back, I’ve lost the erection. When she sees my pee-pee all retracted and withdrawn again, she sighs and makes an almost ugh sound, which makes me even more humiliated. She begins sucking me again, but I know it’s never going to get hard now.

I start feeling really bad and self-conscious, so I tell her she can lick my nipples and jack me off. She starts on my nipple, but my dick is so withdrawn at this point that there’s only a tiny dickhead and basically no shaft for her to work with. She wraps her fingers around the head, trying to move up and down, but it’s clear she’s struggling with it. I felt so bad that I told her I’ll do the jacking off, and she can just lick my nipples.

So I take two fingers and begin moving them basically inside my body and out because whatever little shaft there is is buried inside the fat underneath. As my fingers go down and up, I notice the girl is staring at how I’m managing to jack myself off, as she must’ve been curious how it’s even possible to do it on such a button. This turns me on so much, and I cum in seconds, with the girl nibbling on my nipple and without me ever getting hard.

Looking back, this was ironically the best massage parlor visit I had.

While this reader developed his SPH kink using webcam sites…

A few years ago, I came across Streammate and became very curious about it. I did a few shows and had quite a bit of fun, so I explored more on there. I found some terms that I was unfamiliar with, like SPH. I looked up what that meant, and because I knew I was a sub, it sounded very hot to me.

I saw other people asking for a dickrate, and I went ahead and did the same with models who have a SPH tag. The first one was a blonde Canadian, blonde 20s, and athletic. I showed her my dick, and she took a good look, so I thought she liked it. But from her facial expressions, she didn’t seem very happy. What happened next turned me on so much. She humiliated the fuck out of me, and it sounded so genuine, but it turned me on, and I wanted more opinions from other models. Not only because it turned me on, but also because I was curious whether that was a genuine reaction.

Turns out, it was. Most girls humiliated it, but one model went a bit too far, so I told her to step back. At the end of the show, she apologised, but said it was the truth.

A few years later, and I am completely into SPH. That Canadian woman changed my sex life for sure, but I guess I’d have found it out another way. I don’t do cam shows anymore, but lately I have been fantasizing about getting humiliated together with other people.

This reader’s bachelor party gets a little out of hand…

During my bachelor party, my friends pulled me into a brothel. I didn’t want to go inside there, since I didn’t need something like this, since my wife had been around during our wedding. As a German tradition, they made me wear a pair of jeans with hearts and other stuff painted on them. We sold hearts to get money for the party, and so after some time and becoming heavily drunk, we ended up in a brothel.

My jeans had almost disappeared, and I only had a heart where the zipper used to be. Quite risky to end up with a penalty or similar because of sexual harassment. But the guys wanted it like that.

So we came to this location and one of the prostitutes, a busty, attractive Latin woman, or so, asked me what these trousers were about. The guys told her, and she laughed her ass off. She said she wanted to remove the last heart, which was directly in my crotch. I pleaded with her not to do so because of maybe following legal issues.

She then smiled at me, reached her hand inside my trousers and underwear from the side through a hole. She fiddled around, searched, and finally reached my shriveled-up dick. “Ohhhh. It’s tiny, hehe. Don’t think that anybody will see it through your undies,” she said, and then handed the money to my guys and started to cut. One of them warned her to be careful and not to cut it off. She then just answered, “No chance. It’s so tiny I won’t hit it.”

Everyone laughed. A friend then asked if she could provide some of her services to me.

She said, “Don’t worry, I don’t mind small dicks. They are usually the perfect size for blowjobs and handjobs.”

My friends all laughed again, especially a very well-hung friend of mine with an nine incher.

Another reader lets a girl take pictures of his dick…

I was drunk at a party once and took a girl home. I went down on her to make her cum (I know that I am small). When she went down on me, she started making comments about “not having to worry about gagging,” then she let me fuck her.

I came quick like prejac level of quickness.

After she asked if she could take some pics of my dick to show her best friend, I thought that would be hot, so I said yes. I gave her permission to share them with her two closest friends. I still saw them all around, and they would make comments and jokes. I found it very hot.

Meanwhile, this reader’s girlfriend involves her friend in her SPH play…

So my girlfriend and I occasionally hang out with one of her friends. We are all relatively close and grew up together through junior high and high school. Over the last couple of years, my girlfriend has said innuendos about my size in our hangouts, which I love. She has shown pictures of me to her girlfriend, Kelly, and told me they have giggled about it. We even have a text thread going with all three of us, where my girlfriend has sent one or two pictures of my dick, saying she would share them, so I know she must have saved it on her phone.

So, over the last year, there have been a couple of times when things got pretty hot. There was one time we were bowling, and we were all grabbing asses as we bowled, which was fun. We got back to my girlfriend’s house and were drinking and talking about my girlfriend and my fantasies. My girlfriend has been with black men in her past, which I love, and I told her how I wanted to watch her fuck a black guy and how I enjoy being teased about my size.

Talking about this was turning me on, and my girlfriend knew this and saw how hard I was and started rubbing my dick over my pants. She said, “Look how it turns him on and how hard he is.”

Kelly said, “I can see it,” with my dick bulging in my jeans.

My girlfriend told Kelly to feel it, and she was very hesitant, but with a bit of coaxing from my girlfriend, Kelly actually rubbed my hard dick over my pants! My girlfriend told Kelly we would love to have a threesome, and she would really love it to be with her. My girlfriend told me to whip it out, which I was hesitant about, but I did after a few minutes.

I think it was a bit too much for Kelly, and she left the room. But she saw it! Now we know Kelly hasn’t had sex in years, and I believe that she was more afraid and nervous than anything, but other than my girlfriend sucking me off with Kelly in the other room, nothing else happened. Now, the following few times we have hung out, nothing has gone that far physically, but the teasing has gotten a bit more serious. My girlfriend says a lot of things about my small size and her with black guys, and Kelly has even said a few things in agreement about it, like when my girlfriend says, “It’s so small.”

Kelly says, “It really is.” Another time, Kelly said, “We should both get black boyfriends and stop hanging out with small dick losers.”

It’s so very hot for me, and I jerk off to the thoughts constantly and would love for it to go further.

While this reader doesn’t impress in the hot tub…

I went into the hot tub naked with my girlfriend and her friends and their boyfriends. We were all nude. My girl told me her friends had a conversation about our penises afterward, and one asked her the question about mine, pointing straight out, and assumed I was erect. She expressed sympathy to my girlfriend, thinking my erect penis was only one inch or so. Mine was just poking straight out about an inch soft. Thank goodness she went to my defense and told her girlfriend that my penis is usually like that when soft because it tends to be on the smaller side, and when I am erect, it is much bigger. I’m glad she didn’t mention that much bigger is only four inches.

This reader goes to an eventful party…

Pulling this one from years past. (Mid 20s). Thought I’d share

My then-girlfriend and I were at a small party at her best friend’s house. We were all having a good time sitting around the pool, enjoying a couple of drinks. Three couples and two stragglers, we were all trying to set the two single people up with one another. Skinny dipping was brought up, and we all agreed and began stripping down.

Now I’m just shy of 4″ erect and very small when soft, so I was clearly the smallest there, but I was secure because my girlfriend and I were there together. That was until I heard my girlfriend mumble under her breath, “Jesus.”

I looked at her, and she was definitely looking at the other cocks in the area. I mean, I looked, too. I’m sure we all took a glance around. They were all soft, of course, but the smallest among the other guys present was 4″ soft, while the largest was about 7″ soft. Didn’t compare too well with my 1.5″ button dick (soft). She saw me staring at her and said, “Sorry.”

We had a little chuckle between us. We all swam and talked and had a good time, but she was fixated on another dick every time I looked at her.

We all retired to sleep. Some in the living room or spare bedrooms. My girl and I went to a spare bedroom to sleep. Well, I woke up in the middle of the night, and my girlfriend was not in the bed with me. I walked through the house, and her friend Gina was in the kitchen getting water. I asked Ginar where Dee (my girlfriend) was. Gina pointed at a door and started giggling. I went to the door, and by the time I reached it, I could hear a couple having sex. Worse, it was Dee’s voice, and she was clearly having hot and heavy sex.

I just turned around, head down, and started back toward the spare room. When Gina, who was still in the kitchen and watched this unfold, said, “Hey, can you honestly blame her?” doing a head nod and looking toward my crotch. “She loves you, but I mean, come on, dude. That little dick you’ve got is never gonna satisfy her sexually. Jesus, no woman wants a short-dick-man.”

I just kept walking head down, tail tucked, and back to the bed. My girlfriend slipped back into bed with me a little while later as I was pretending to sleep. She came clean the next day on the car ride home, stating she was drunk. We broke up on the ride home. That was one time I’ll never forget.

Another reader shares how he got his nickname…

Way back when I was in university, I lived in an apartment complex with a pool. It was terrific, and many friends would come by. My then-girlfriend would bring her friends, too. I would sit back and enjoy the bikinis and scandalous one-pieces. One of her friends, Kylie, was self-conscious but comfortable around us. Kylie was lying in the sun and untied her top. She had small breasts and after sometime forgot she had her top untied.

We chatted, and she sat up, and her top went down. I saw her tiny tits and puffy nipples. She was humiliated, and I laughed. “Don’t worry, there isn’t anything to see,” I said in mocking confidence.

Within seconds, my shorts were at my ankles. My then-girlfriend pantsed me and said, “Don’t worry, there is nothing to see. Just a tiny acorn.”

And that’s how I got the nickname acorn.

Meanwhile, this reader makes a handy ruler…

“It’s forty centimeters in length,” I started to mansplain as I read the description aloud. “Which is…”

My wife held her thumb and forefinger apart, and with a smirk, interrupted me with, “Four times this?”

It looked … absolutely accurate, as far as I could tell. Just shy of four inches.

“Yes, I think so,” I said.

“No, precisely so,” she stressed with a twinkle in her eyes. “I’m quite familiar with exactly how long ten centimeters is.” She made the same four-inch pinch with the other hand. Holding one up, she said, “So that’s one of you…” Then, alternating hands, she continued, “That’s two, that’s three, that’s four. Forty centimeters.”

While this reader asks ‘Will you still call me Superman?’…

A couple of months ago (around Halloween), I had a brief relationship/friends with benefits thing going on with a coworker that lasted for about a month before I broke it off (over text message…strike one, I guess)

Fast forward to a couple of weeks ago. I got promoted at work for a position she also applied for (strike two), which she seemed to take super personally, telling people behind my back that I only got it because I’m close with our HR manager. Not just that, this past Monday I had to write her up and suspend her for two days for basically doing time clock fraud (which was strike three, I assume).

Anyway, she’s an immature 19-year-old who massively overreacted.

I found out from one of my friends at work that after that meeting, she started going around telling people behind my back that I have a tiny dick. It’s true. My dick is about 1.5” soft (without shrinkage) and around 3.5” hard. Even worse, she’s got photographic evidence of it in limp and stiff states.

Back when we were together, we’d been hanging out at my place, and I was drunk, butt-naked, and doing like Superman poses and shit, and she took a couple of photos. I forgot those pictures even existed until now, but apparently, she’s been showing them to people at work to get back at me. I have no clue exactly how many people she’s run her mouth to about my small dick or who’s seen the pictures at this point, but either way, I feel like I might as well be walking around naked at work now since my secret’s out.

This female reader finds a new kink to share with her well-endowed husband…

My husband and I have always had a fantastic sex life. He was gifted with a massive cock, and honestly, we never even thought about the SPH world. We were just happy in our own bubble. Everything changed when we posted a photo on a particular site. We didn’t expect much, but suddenly, my DMs were flooded. At first, I was confused, guys were literally begging me to mock them because of how they compared to my husband.

I didn’t know what to do at first, so I ignored them. But then, one guy was so persistent and desperate for a video call just to be humiliated that I decided to try it out of curiosity. To my surprise, I absolutely loved it. Something is compelling about pleasuring my man and looking at his massive cock while telling some small dick loser on the screen how pathetic he was in comparison. Seeing the contrast between a real Alpha and these small dick guys is such a turn-on.

Now, it’s become a regular part of our dynamic. I get to worship my husband’s size while crushing the egos of those who will never measure up.

Another reader’s marriage has taken a turn…

So my wife has always been more than able to take a big cock and seems to quite like it, more so than I thought. My dick is between 3.75/4 inches long, erect, and about 1.75 inches soft. As you can imagine, this isn’t very fun for my wife.

So, I thought I would be kind and buy some dildos and a sleeve over the years. Initially, she didn’t seem too interested, but recently it’s a different story. She has sucked an 8-inch penis just so I could watch and jerk off, she has made me use her dildo during 69, and I’ve only fucked using a penis sleeve the past few times we’ve fucked. The last time my penis entered her unsheathed was two months ago, even then I kept slipping out and had to cum on her feet (she loves my foot fetish). Since then, it’s been sleeve, eat her out, or nothing.

Recently, she has also gotten really into pegging me. If I suggest sex to her, I usually get “I’m too tired,” or “I’m not in the mood,” but if I suggest pegging after her initial refusal, it’s: “Yeah, sure!”

While I have been missing regular sex, having my ass destroyed by her and a nice big dildo has been amazing. She’ll also be more willing to have sex if I suggest using the sleeve. She doesn’t outright humiliate my little penis, but she sure makes sure I can’t use it.

Meanwhile, this reader is sexually harassed at work, and he loves it…

When my boss stares at me, I blush. My boss was passing through the office. Everyone was greeting him. I also greeted him, but the handsome manly face of his just makes me crazy when he smiles at me. My nipples get harder, and I feel a strange hunger inside me. I was just working at my desk when, all of a sudden, my boss called me to come to his office immediately. My colleagues were all worried about me, but I was smiling. I walked into my boss’s office when he just grabbed me and made me sit on his lap.  Now, I am all his. I loved it when his big fingers were unbuttoning my shirt. He was whispering dirty things in my ears.

My boss just stripped me naked, opened up his drawer, and gave me a fancy pair of lingerie. He was talking on the phone and asked me to wear it. Now he pulls me in front of him, he stands me in between his broad legs, and he taps his big fingers on my small clit and laughs like a confident man.

He grabbed me from behind. He stood up, opened up his zip, and wow, that big cock just came out of his zipper, and he just put his big man cock on my small beta dick and laughed. He said, “Look at you, you’re useless. You’re not a man with a dick that small.”

But, oh my God, the heavy weight of his cock and the warm feeling. The office big cock was on my small clit, it felt so good. His rod just came out of his zipper, and he just rested his big cock on my small dick and laughed. There was an intense sensation, all inside my body, from the touch of his enormous cock. I felt so inadequate. He just grabbed my thighs, squeezed my manboobs, and spit inside my mouth for what seemed like 20 minutes. Then he promised to bring me a chastity cage and to take me on a trip with him. I was so glad.

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