The Small Dick Club: SPH-THEMED STORIES

This reader has a bit of a fucked up family…

This happened recently. I was helping cook thanksgiving and my mom brought up that one of her fuck buddies said all her kids were grown up and she was gonna have grandkids soon. My mom said she responded with, “My daughter is too busy with school, and my son doesn’t have a girlfriend,” then put her pinky out and said, “Plus, he’d have to have something to work with, and I can only imagine it’s the size of my pinky.”

They both looked at me and laughed a little. At the same time, I got immediately hard in my pants. Later that night, my sister and I were watching a movie just the two of us, and she knew about my foot fetish and immediately put her soft, sweaty, stinky, dirty feet on my lap, directly on my dick, and told me to start massaging. Which I did, and she said, “That’s right, listen to your older sister, tiny dick.”

I jerked off so much after she left.

Another reader played truth or dare….

A lady I been talking to for a few months invited me to her dinner. It was with her family. After dinner, they decided to play Truth or Dare. There were 26 of us: 12 guys and 14 ladies, mostly couples. The game starts with funny and fun things. While the game continued, it got more sexual and physical. Then one of her cousins asked me to play Truth or Dare. I picked truth, and she asked. Is it true your dick is small? My heart dropped, not knowing how many people already know that I am small. So I said, “I’ll go with dare.”

She said, “I dare you to show your dick.”

If I did neither, I had to take three shots of her chosen. At that point, I just said, “It’s true.”

Everyone started laughing and asking how small it was. The lady I came with was apologizing. I stayed for another 20 minutes and did the Irish goodbye.

Meanwhile, this female reader got quite the eyeful…

A couple of years ago, my Mum and I (me, F30, her 50) decided to book a holiday for just the two of us. Nothing fancy, just a weekend away with us in a small budget hotel with some good weather, a beach, some nice wine, and some good food. One day, we decided to go for a stroll to a beach and have a ‘beach day.’ We found a beach and set up a spot in the sand, not realising at the time that this beach was ‘clothing optional. Neither of us was naked or topless, but the beach appeared to allow this based on the signs.

After about 20 minutes, a couple walked over and set up around 15-20 yards away from us. They were in their early 20s, I’d say, and it was obvious from hearing them talk that they were the same nationality as us. After about 15 minutes, we looked over and saw both of them strip off. To our surprise (I don’t know why we were surprised on this beach, but still…), they took everything off and went for a dip.

It was pretty obvious the man had a tiny penis. He was slim, white, and not unattractive, but clearly had a very, very small member. His partner was also skinny and white, quite busty, and had bright dyed hair. They spent some time naked as I tried not to look through my shades.

A few hours later, the man approached us, totally naked, and asked if we knew where the nearest beach bar/shop was. We told him, and he proceeded to thank us, and we exchanged pleasantries as he stood in front of us, only a few feet away, totally naked… on show for the world to see. We saw them take a nude swim, play beach games naked, and generally just enjoy the beach.

Neither Mum nor I took our swimwear off, ha!

It felt like his tiny dick was staring at me. I saw him later that afternoon naked in a queue behind me at a beach bar… I couldn’t believe he’d walked to the beach bar naked as well. He and his partner bid us goodbye as they left, just before we did.

My Mum and I spoke about this over dinner that night, both of us shocked by what we’d seen.

“I’m just so happy he’s not self-conscious. Maybe we’re the prudes not getting our swimwear off. I mean, fair play to him, I guess.”

These were just some of the sentiments expressed at dinner. Since then, I’ve not been able to shake that memory of talking to him with my Mum with his babydick on show and so close to us!

While this reader came second at the spa…

Last night, I went to a new spa/sauna. I attend one regularly, but I decided to try something different. The first thing I noticed is we were all far more exposed than I’m used to at the other one. For one thing, the towel they gave us wasn’t one you could wrap around your waist. It was barely a washcloth. It basically meant everyone walked around naked. Also, they wanted you to shower every time you got in a tub. Even if you were just switching from one tub to another. And the showers were right there in the room so that everyone could see you.

I definitely got several glances, and some just stared. Sitting in the tubs, I caught more than one guy taking a look at my small penis. No one said anything. They just looked. Because it is a Korean spa, there were several Asian guys there. The stereotype is that Asians have small dicks, but it was humiliating to see that their dicks were all bigger than mine. In some cases, much bigger. I saw one guy who was actually smaller than me. I was the second smallest one there. Pretty much everyone there noticed. Some looked more closely than others, especially when I was in the showers.

This reader got a new nickname at work…

I wore grey sweatpants to work once. It had been really cold lately, so my dick is just poking out like a little button. I tried to hide it by wearing a long shirt, but sometimes my shirt lifts, and my tiny bulge is on full display.

That same week, two female coworkers started calling me ‘Baby Bob.’ Initially, I just took it as a cute nickname. But then the other day, a male coworker said, “What’s up, little dick?”

He’s a guy who jokes around a lot, so I didn’t take it seriously and just kept going with the conversation. But now I know for sure that a few people at work definitely know I have a small dick and that the sweats I wore to work that day revealed a lot.

Another reader finally loses his virginity…

Hi. I’m a 33-year-old man with a small penis (around 4 inches hard), one testicle, and mild hypospadias. I’ve never been in a relationship or had any physical intimacy before.

Recently, I decided to visit a sex worker. She was very friendly and understanding, and I told her beforehand that I was a virgin. She started with a blowjob, and then we tried PIV sex. We only used two positions—missionary and cowgirl—but my penis kept slipping out, possibly because of the size. After that, she suggested going back to oral. She really tried to help me finish, but it didn’t happen, so I ended up finishing on my own.

I wondered if sex feels more meaningful only when there’s an emotional connection. As this was my first time, I don’t know, I guess. With the sex worker, the physical contact felt limited, though she did try to make me comfortable, even playing with my single testicle, which boosted my confidence a little.

Meanwhile, this reader’s PAWG has turned him into a Prejac…

Dated a booty queen with a natural jiggly balloon for a short while. She would always wear the tightest, painted-on, skinny jeans. After going on a movie date, we took a walk through the mall, and she made a point of accidentally shoving her massive behind into my groin several times. We hadn’t had sex yet due to my anxiety, but she always had me desperate.

This wasn’t the first time, and I would always struggle not get noticeably hard around her. On this occasion, however, it was more than obvious my mini hard-on with a small wet patch on display for all to see due to the tight jeans I was wearing that day.

Rushing to find a seat at a local cafe and hid my obvious embarrassment. Sitting across from me, she grinned, “It’s OK. Don’t worry its kinda cute in a ‘small’ way.”

I nearly died then and there whilst she eyed me from across the table. Her booty fills up the chair to its limit.

“I’m actually thinking of starting to do squats again at the gym this summer and grow it even bigger,” she smiled.

Needless to say, that’s all it took to have my 3″ dicklette unload in my pants just as our coffee arrived.

While this reader misses his ex…

My ex-girlfriend was a huge tease. She had picked up on my loving to be dominated and humiliated and loved to capitalize on it. She never physically cheated, but she used to have cybersex and swap pics with guys online after a while. Something she did was sit me next to her while she sexted with those guys and browsed the pics she sent to them and the pics they sent to her. She would dirty talk, compare me to them, comment on their cock size, and how hot they look. Telling me how they’d pick her up and fuck her properly, knowing I’m a submissive premature ejaculator for her. She wouldn’t touch me until I was already desperate. Then, she’d start rubbing my dick in my boxers, quickly jerk me off while I moan, and cause me to make a mess. It always took a minute at max, depending on how fast she’d go. That girl gave me so many kinks hahaha.

This reader is an exhibitionist at heart…

Love a nude beach. I’m a grower, not a shower… and very small when flaccid. When nervous or cold… well, very, very small. I’ve had smirks regularly from women, and I absolutely love it. Girls will not know what a ‘little’ feedback will do. I get so excited (not erection excited but heart rate excited and precum leaking from my little cocktail).

It’s a community service that costs nothing and brings happiness, whereas paid, degrading feedback is on offer. Don’t get me wrong, some girls really get it and deliver a quality service, which has its place. I actually go for a long walk with an ice pack in my shorts beforehand. The exercise and the ice kick in. (Well, cold apparent shrinkage, and for those that don’t know, cardio exercise also does the job).

I set up my towel in a busy, central location and then walk the water’s edge. I’m over 6 feet tall, too, so it looks… so small and thin. I am shaved down for extra effect, with no pubic hair. My little pecker really does look like a baby’s dick. I love the walk of humiliation. I walk the length of the beach where all can see my little dick, sticking straight out, not hanging down, just pointing the way! I’m also smiling, saying hello, and happy to be on display! The looks I get are priceless. I think it’s a community service, really. It makes guys feel good about their size and makes them smile at the girls.

The best reaction I got was with a new tactic. I was feeling game and just went for it. I decided to approach women in couples and small groups. I didn’t approach single women. I didn’t want to freak out anyone. I planned to approach coyly and apologetically and say, “Excuse me, sorry to bother you… This is a bit embarrassing, but I’m here on a dare from my wife. She didn’t think I’d have the guts to expose my tiny pecker in public. She dared me to have a pretty girl film me to prove that I did it.”

Most of the time, it worked perfectly! If not, I said, “Okay, sorry for bothering you,” and walked off. But when it worked, it was so much fun! I’m in sales, so I’m used to reading people and comfortable talking to anyone.

There were always lots of laughs, conversation, and questions. When filming was happening, I’d hand over my phone and say, “See, I did it!” Then tell the camera holder, “Now my wife wanted one question answered – am I the smallest you have seen on the beach today?”

So much fun!

The first couple I approached were tucked away in the corner of a cove, but not hidden; they wanted people to watch them fuck. It was mesmerising to watch as she rode his huge cock. I was lying close by, and they knew I was watching their every move. When they were done, I approached. They were such a hot couple. They told me it was a pleasure and thought it was brave of me. We chatted for a while and again the next day.

Two girls called me over after they saw me laughing and talking to the couple next to them. I was growing in confidence, so I owned up to what I was doing. I told them I loved SPH, that I will be playing it to my wife later, and I’m looking forward to that too! The girls obliged and had lots of questions about SPH. It was great.

I went through the introduction with an older woman, and she agreed to film me and laughed at my question. She commented, “You love it, don’t you? Well, you sure have the little dick for it!”

I haven’t tried the approach method again. But love the nude beach, and just getting an unprovoked smirk from a girl makes my day.

Another female reader teases her boyfriend about his secret crush…

It’s been a running joke throughout our relationship that my boyfriend (32) has a crush on my Mum (52). He doesn’t, I don’t think, but he probably appreciates that she is excellent looking and looks well for her age, which are both factual statements. I love teasing him about his crush on her and joking about the fact that if we split up, he’d want to pursue her. Obviously, I’m kidding, but I could get him to blush all the same.

Anyway, on holiday last year, when we were sharing a villa, my boyfriend’s towel fell off after a shower as he walked out to get something. In doing so, his towel fell off and exposed his penis to both my Mum, who was having a glass of wine outside at the time, and me. He was mortified and scrambled to cover up as quickly as he could. He will be the first to admit that he isn’t well hung. Cute, slender, shaven, but not hung. He was probably 1.5 inches soft at most…

Since then, I’ve revelled in teasing him that he’s blown his chances with my Mum after she saw what he was packing. I’ve joked that she’s changed his name in her phone to ‘tiny’ and that when she sees him, she always remembers to buy baby carrots. Again, teasing… but he seems to enjoy it slightly. I think I might have taken this too far when I realised he’s now bringing this up himself.

He walked into the bedroom the other week as I was doing my makeup. He’d clearly had a shower that was cold and stood in front of me naked, talking. I looked over and saw his tiny penis and heard him say, “Gonna tell your Mum about it, huh?” before he winked and kissed me on the cheek.

Meanwhile, this reader went to a party he’ll never forget…

So my girlfriend and I went to a house party that her friend once hosted. They had their four others friends and all their boyfriends there too. We all got super drunk, and the party turned scandalous. The girls were in their swimsuits, and the guys were, too. We were all at the counter getting drinks, and the girls yelled over for us to get naked because they wanted to see whose penis was biggest.

We all laughed, we thought they were kidding, but then they repeated it. We all looked at each other, and we decided to do it on the count of three. 1, 2, 3, we dropped our undies. The girls gasped as they looked around at our wieners, then let out a collective laugh when they realized we all have smaller wieners.

However, three girls noted that mine was very, very tiny, and then they all started laughing at me as they all agreed I was the smallest. Even the guys looked down and laughed at my shrimp dick. I started getting a little hard, and the girls laughed and said, “Oh my God, he likes us making fun of his little dick!”

And one girl said, “It’s barely got any bigger!” as everyone kept laughing at me.

My girlfriend and I had sex later that night at her friend’s house with the door open. My girlfriend kept talking about the story and told her friends how pathetic I was at sex. Two of them walked by as we were fucking, and I heard them laughing. I never came so hard as that night.

While this reader went on a cruise…

We were on a cruise and began hanging out with a family. The parents were about the same age as us, in their early 50s. They also had two sons, and one of them brought his sexy 19-year-old girlfriend, called Mia. I’m in great shape with a terrific body for someone my age, except I have a very tiny penis. It’s only about 1 inch soft. It’s shaved and circumcised, and I look like a toddler. When we got to Saint Martin, I went to Orient Beach because I love to go nude and have people laugh at my pathetic little sissy dick.

I was on a lounge chair when I saw Mia all alone, walking up the beach in her bikini so that she could take a look at all the naked men. As she was coming back, I said to myself, “Do it.”

So I accidentally-on-purpose bumped into her and acted embarrassed. I said, “Now you know my shortcomings, Mia.”

She winked at me and said, “Don’t worry, I didn’t see a thing,” and she looked directly down at my tiny soft penis.

I loved it! I loved the fact that every time I saw Miar on the ship, she knew that I had a little penis. It was so hot.

This reader learns the truth through a clone…

I’ve always known I was smaller than average, but it took my wife’s unknowing mockery to be a kick in the gut.

My wife and I have always roleplayed about a threesome, MFM to be exact, and hotwifing, although she claims she would never really do it. Anyway, to help along with the roleplaying, I bought a Clone-A-Willy kit to mold one after my own penis, figured you can’t get much realer than that! I got myself as excited as possible, even took a viagra to get me to my fullest potential, which I did, likely getting the biggest erection I’d had in quite a few years. After I finished, and admired my handiwork, cleaning off the rough edges and such, I waited until the next time we had sex and brought it out.

She had no idea it was a clone of me, and now, I’ll never tell her. She held it in her hand and said, “It’s cute, but what the fuck am I supposed to do with this? Is it a baby’s dick? If you were going to spend money, you should have at least bought me a grown man-sized toy.”

We laughed (I was heartbroken), but we tried to keep going. After about 10 minutes or so of using it, and it not hitting the right spots, she said, “For God’s sake, put it away. I can’t even feel it, and I can’t get the image of Chris Hansen out of my head.” (from ‘Catch A Predator’).

Of course, my wife has told me I’m one of the smallest guys she’s been with, but she’s happy in our marriage and our sex life. Interestingly, she said, and I was not the smallest she’s ever been with. I know, as my wife, she’s supposed to say those things, but now, after the Clone-A-Will debacle, it puts everything into a different perspective.

Another reader was horrified with his hospital stay…

I want to share an experience here because I still struggle with it, and I believe situations like this should never happen. Being humiliated for something you cannot control is deeply unfair, especially in a medical setting where you are completely vulnerable. I once experienced something similarly humiliating during a hospital stay. After a skiing accident, I had broken my left upper arm in two places and needed emergency surgery. I had to remain in the hospital for almost a week afterward.

At some point, I was supposed to start washing myself, even with my arm in a bandage. On the morning after the operation, two nurses came into my room to help me shower. I took off my hospital gown and walked to the bathroom, wearing only the hospital-issued underwear. My arm and upper body were covered in a red substance, presumably a disinfectant used during the surgery. One of the nurses wiped it off with a damp cloth. Then they asked me to stand in the shower while one nurse covered my bandage with a plastic sleeve. The other nurse prepared the shower head.

At that moment, I became extremely anxious. I am significantly below average in size, something I cannot change. I was worried that if my underwear got wet, everything would become visible. But the situation turned out even more humiliating than I feared. I suddenly felt something drop to my feet. When I looked down, I saw that my hospital underwear had been cut open, apparently it was a disposable garment intended only for surgery. One of the nurses picked it up from the floor and set it aside.

When I turned around, I noticed her glance at my crotch before pressing her lips together, as if suppressing a reaction. The other nurse, holding the shower head, also paused briefly, visibly surprised, before continuing. Those few seconds were some of the most humiliating moments of my life. I looked down and saw that my penis had reacted to the cold and the stress by shrinking even more, which made everything worse.

I felt utterly exposed, my face burning with embarrassment. I couldn’t bring myself to look at either of the nurses. They washed me, and when it came to my genital area, they avoided direct contact and simply rinsed the area with water, yet they still looked closely, which added to my discomfort.

Afterward, while they dried me off, both nurses stood behind me. They may not have realized that I could see their reflections in the glass shower door, and I noticed subtle gestures and looks exchanged between them that made me feel ridiculed.

This happened several more times during my hospital stay. I had to be helped to shower four additional times, each time by different pairs of nurses. It became clear to me that my body had probably become a topic of conversation on the ward, even though they tried to hide it because it was unprofessional. Still, I kept noticing suppressed smiles, surprised glances, or small gestures suggesting they were talking about me.

Once, three nurses were present while I was showering. It seemed that everyone, from the youngest to the oldest, wanted to take a look. It was extremely uncomfortable and felt deeply humiliating. Since then, I am sure that this kind of mockery is hurtful and unacceptable. Nobody can change their body, and no one deserves to be shamed for it.

Meanwhile, this reader is put back in his place…

Somehow, this conversation happened between my wife and me after sex. I said, “It can’t be that noticeable a difference?” Remarking how my 4-inch erection may or can be as good as a 6-inch one or even bigger.

My wife then said this, “So when you take a shit, which one hurts more, or at least gets your attention? The finger like poop or the big turd?” I paused and thought of an argument. And before I can say anything, she says, “Exactly! You’re ahead on most things in life, dear. But you have to take the ‘L’ on the dick size. Good night,” as she pinches my dick.

While this reader’s wife suddenly finds her voice…

Before this, my wife didn’t say anything much about my dick size. Sometimes she called it cute and small when I’m flaccid. However, recently, when we were taking a shower together, she asked me why my dick doesn’t hang below my balls. She then took my flaccid penis and pushed it inside me, and told me now I have a clit. After the shower, we were getting ready to have sex, and as soon as I entered her, she said, “WOW, it got in so fast.”

Her subtle humiliation and my premature ejaculation were working, and I came in under 20 seconds.

This female reader picked up a guy who claimed he was a stud, but he was a dud…

I was at a girlfriend’s birthday party. The whole night I was flirting with this guy, who I knew but hadn’t really spoken to properly. During the night, we played games like truth or dare, and he talked about having a high body count, and he bragged about never leaving the bedroom if the girls’ legs aren’t shaking. At the end of the party, we went to his place, and the entire walk to his place, he was talking about giving me the night of my life and showing me how good sex can be, which, along with what he said before, was really starting to turn me on.

When we got to his place, and we got to the point where he pulled down his trousers, his dick was unbelievably small, but I was there and horny, so I just decided to go with it. I’d never had sex with a guy that small, so I was curious, I guess. We started doing it, and foreplay was OK, but he rushed through it and started to fuck me. After a couple of minutes of not really feeling anything good and getting a bit bored, I decided to have some fun with it. Every time he began to get a rhythm going, I’d roll my hips so he’d slip out, then act all innocent and pretend I’d never had that problem with a guy before.

Then I suggested a couple of positions I knew he’d struggle to reach in and act disappointing and tell him how fun they usually are. After doing that a couple of times, I lay on my front with my legs together and told him to slide it in front of me, behind me. While he was doing it and struggling to get it in past my ass and thighs, I grabbed my phone and started texting my friends. He asked what I was doing, and I told him I was telling people where I was and that my sister and I would be home soon, which made him really try.

Eventually, he cum rubbing it against my ass and rolled off me, so I said, “Oh, are you done? I’m gonna go home,” and got a taxi back home.

Another reader discovered something afoot with his wife…

My wife at the time had constantly made jokes about foot jobs or foot fetishes while we were together. I always thought she was kidding, though. But recently, we had been opening up more about kinks, and I quickly learned she was not joking.

One day, I came home for lunch and found her lying on her stomach on the couch. She was in a t-shirt and a little thong. I’ll be the first to admit I married WAY out of my league. She was a short little blonde with a tight body and a big ass. It took all of five seconds for my dick to get hard looking at her.

“Fuck baby, stay just like that,” I told her as I quickly started undoing my pants.

She looked back and rolled her eyes. Her feet were resting on the arm of the couch, and she lifted one and pressed it against my hard dick through my underwear. “Not today,” she said sternly.

I looked at her, confused. Usually, she was always horny.

“I don’t want that tiny dick in me today,” she said firmly. Then she began rubbing my dick with her foot. “You can fuck these pretty little feet though?”

I looked at her, confused. To this point, I thought the feet thing was a joke. But she kept teasing. “Come on, you can look at this phat ass while you fuck them with your babydick.” She hooked the waistband of my underwear with her toe and started pulling them down.

I helped guide them down, still unsure what to do. I had never had a foot fetish, but her teasing was turning me on, and I was throbbing hard. My dick sprang free, and I slowly guided it towards her feet. I held her feet together and slid my hard dick right between the arches. I let out a soft moan, surprised by how good her feet actually felt.

“See, don’t they feel good on that little dick? I bet you’re already about to cum.”

I just moaned, “Mmmm,” as I began thrusting.

She was right. I was already about to lose it. A mix of teasing and the excitement of doing something new was turning me on. I stared at her ass shaking as I fucked her feet. She teased me the whole time. Telling me how I was just a tiny dick foot fucker now. And how her pussy was for big cocks, but I could fuck her feet on days she felt like doing ‘charity work.’

That all lasted maybe a minute. I couldn’t take it anymore and started cumming. I shot several ropes of cum all over her feet and legs. Some even shoot all the way up to her ass. I finished cumming, and my cock shriveled up back to its usual flaccid self.

She just scoffed. “Pathetic. Go get me a towel.”

I went and got her a towel. Cleaned the cum off of her and offered to get her off.

“No. But you can watch if you want.”

She rolled over and grabbed her vibrator, which was always nearby on her off days. I sat in my recliner and watched her masturbate on the couch while she watched porn.

So a friend of mine was chilling in my room with me, when I asked her to grab something from one of my drawers, as soon as those words left my mouth, I knew I fucked up. In that same drawer, I hold some panties I use from time to time just because they fit my tiny penis.

I’m pretty sure she saw them; she giggled a bit but didn’t say anything. She knows I don’t have a girlfriend, and, by the way they were washed and folded, it’s pretty apparent they are mine.

So I think now she knows I’m a sissy with a small pp lol.

Meanwhile, this reader discovered he was not the ‘Big Knob’ after all…

I was a successful businessman at the company I worked for. You could say I was the ‘big knob.’ I was confident, loud, and demanding. It was a sales company, so I had strong communication skills and could hold my own. But, of course, I had a little secret. At home, I’m not the boss. If you looked at all of the characteristics of a cuckold, I have them all, starting with a tiny dick. My wife would make the decisions at home, and I would serve her as she required.

One day, I had a road trip planned with one of my managers, Peter. He was a confident guy and a real ladies’ man. The only problem I had with Peter was that he was constantly having a way with the female staff. He was careful not to overstep the mark, but most of the time he hit it! Anyway, we were to be on the road all day. He liked to talk about all his conquests, but I had to stop him a few times to remind him I was the boss and that it was best to keep some things to himself.

Our morning coffees had kicked in, and we needed to find a stop. I was a bit nervous. At the first stop, I went into the toilet rather than the urinal. As we walked in, I was panicking: ‘Please have a privacy screen, please have a privacy screen.’ Yep, no privacy screen, just a long old-style urinal trough. He was following behind. I stood to one end and turned slightly, as you do. He stood next to me. ‘Oh god, don’t look, don’t look,’ my mind prayed.

His heavy, powerful flow quickly silenced the sound of my small stream of pee. I glanced over; he did the same. Yep, he was at least double, if not triple, my size. Peter was the big knob, not me! He said nothing. We got in the car, and it was uncomfortably quiet.

He then broke the silence. “I have to say something,” with a bit of a smile or a smirk. “Have you been with many women? Or is Kay your match?”

Kay is my wife. The questions continued, and I tried my best to answer them. I should have just shut him down, but I didn’t. The thing is, I gave another guy a promotion that Peter really deserved. I didn’t treat him right. I think it was payback for him. Not good.

While this reader overheard a conversation and it set him on a path…

When my mom and I were at my maternal grandma’s house for vacation when I was pretty young, I remember a SPH story. My mom and maternal grandma were gossiping about families. My mom was telling her that she had my aunt over and was showing her old pics in the family album, which included my newborn and early teen pics. In one of the pic I was being bathed by my mom naked.

My aunt straight up first looked at my soft, small teen dick and commented, “Look, how small is (my name)‘s pp.. haha.

She also showed 🤏🏻 sign. My mom was like, “Yeah…”

Then my aunt also added, “(my dad’s name) also had similar small pp,” and started laughing. My aunt was way older than my parents and said she bathed my dad after she married my uncle and came home, so she had seen him.

Now my mom was talking about this whole incident to my maternal grandma, and granny’s reaction was, “lol… That’s not what she should be saying. Boys have small willys. So what?”

And my mom replied, “That’s right!”

I was so young when this incident happened, but now thinking about it, and being into SPH, feels super hot, and always makes me think about how my aunt knowingly or unknowingly SPHed me whenever I saw her.

This reader thought he had a shot…

Was talking to my old female best friend from when I was younger, and she was spending the night. She was venting about her (soon-to-be) ex-boyfriend. Said he sucked, was dismissive about her interests, rude, and, to my surprise, had a small penis. I was still naive to how small I was, so I thought this was my chance. I said that I was probably bigger than him, and she flirted with the idea.

She said, “Oh yeah?”

And I reassured her that I was. I confidently stood up and pulled down my pants. She took a long look at my flaccid dick and laughed. I was crushed. I wasn’t fully erect, so I tried to jerk myself up. I asked how small he was. Then she said, “Like six inches?”

I nervously tried to get it fully erect when she asked, “And how big are you?”

I realized I was only going to get a half-erect dick due to embarrassment. I looked down and said, “This is it.”

I was only about 2 and a half inches big.

She stopped laughing, “Oh! Uhhh, you can put it away then…”

I reluctantly pulled my pants up, and we changed the topic.

While this last reader got a handy and a reality check at the same time…

I didn’t really know I was small until I got my first handjob. I was at a party as a freshman in college, flirting with a beautiful girl. After a little while, she led me to a room and started to take off my pants. My dick was already rock hard, and it popped out of my pants and stood there erect. I am about 4” hard.

She immediately started giggling and asked if that was as big as it got.

That’s when it hit me that I was small.

She still jerked me off. I came in less than a minute, and then she got up and left. I could see her talking to her friends; they were asking why it was so quick. I could see her do 🤏🏻, and then they all started laughing.

I left the party right away because I was so embarrassed, but I had never been more turned on. I still saw her and her friends around randomly, and they would giggle and point. I would get so hard in my pants, but my bulge probably wasn’t visible.

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