The Small Dick Club: SPH-THEMED STORIES

This reader experiences his Magnum Opus…

I’ve always wondered what a Magnum condom was like. They are sort of iconic in TV shows, movies, and online… You get my point. Danny DeVito always had one in his wallet on ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.’

I nervously bought a 3-pack at Walgreens because they had half self-checkout. Although I will say this was orders of magnitude less anxiety-inducing than buying the MyOne Snug Fit Sampler that I have purchased in the past.

Once I was alone and erect, I rolled the condom onto my penis. Right away, I could tell that it was way too big. The condom was designed for a girth that is a lot bigger than mine – this is already a problem I have with a regular-sized condom, I just wanted to see what a Magnum was all about. It appeared to be larger than a regular condom.

Anyways, I tried to stroke a bit with the condom on – something I actually love doing on my own. There was something so defeating and humbling about noticing that the condom was sliding off, very easily, and quickly with each gentle push and pull from my hand. Within only a brief moment, the condom had worked its way off of most of my shaft. It was simply too wide to anchor onto my penis.

Realizing this, and realizing that there are tons of guys out there who have no problem filling these condoms, was such a mental mind-fuck, that it pushed me to cum almost right away. It took only a few pumps of my hand, combined with the humiliating reality that I was not built for the task.

That’s it…

Another reader compares himself at a nude spa…

My size: soft 2″ with a 3″ girth, hard I’m 4.5″ with a 4.5″ girth. Not like SUPER small by most means, but definitely below average (Bronze Member).

I thought I’d be ready for the experience, to be honest. On top of loving a warm bath and hot spring, I thought I was comfortable with my size. I knew there would be more people bigger than me, but I wasn’t sure I was fully ready for how I felt.

I walked into the nude hot springs area, sporting my soft size of barely over 2″, and was immediately presented with the sight of an older guy, with balls rivaling golf balls in a plastic bag, and a soft cock bigger than me, hard. Of course, I didn’t stare, but just kinda glanced. How could one not glance, right?

I thought, maybe that was just an outlier?

I’ve never been so wrong. After a few glances, it was clear.

I was the smallest guy there, and by a significant margin.

The guys weren’t like massive or anything, just notably bigger than me, soft. Most penises hang down, whereas mine isn’t big enough to hang and just pokes out. The average soft size was maybe 4″? Plenty of guys bigger than that, though. Perhaps a little bit of it was the heat from the springs, but even I was probably barely past 2″.

I didn’t see anyone hard, and didn’t get hard myself either. I do know that hard size varies, growers and showers and all that, but just wanted to share my soft size shock. Honestly, I enjoyed my time in the spring; this thought was only a small percentage.

Meanwhile, this female reader had to resort to self-service for satisfaction…

I was 18 (am now 20) and was hooking up with a guy called Ollie, 19 at the time, and it was the worst sex of my life. He had one regular-sized condom, but his dick was so small it just slipped off when he wasn’t holding it, which made me laugh so much, and then I felt so bad I said he could try without it. We started with a missionary, and he couldn’t find the whole thing for ages until I put it in for him, but it was so small he kept slipping it out and poking it against me.

After several minutes of this, I couldn’t help but laugh, even though I was trying not to, and he told me to get into doggy. I did, and then he just rubbed it up against my ass for about 30 seconds, moaning like crazy until he finished on my ass, and then he said, “Wow, that was so good”.

I couldn’t help myself, so I told him, “You know you didn’t actually get it inside me?” which made him start to beg me for another chance. I refused and made myself cum in his bed next to him and then left early in the morning.

While this reader went to a nude beach in Maui…

For my 40th birthday, I went to Maui. I hadn’t even thought about the nude beach before going, but I heard about it when I got there and couldn’t resist. I ended up going a few times over the 10 days I was there. For the most part, nobody makes things awkward, nobody stares, nobody does or says anything weird. However, I did have a strange experience.

I got there early one morning, and a woman arrived shortly after me. She set up about 10 feet away. The sun began to break through the clouds, and I got out my spray sunscreen and put it on. The woman called out from 10 feet away, “Hey, hold on, I will help you.” She came over and said, “Lean forward.” She sprayed my back. Then she goes, “OK, lean back.” I did, and there was this long pause. She goes, “Oh… Ohhhh… Yeah, it is kind of cold out here this morning, isn’t it?”

Then she sprayed my chest and went back to her towel. I thanked her, and that was it. Nothing else was said or implied. I wish I had said something like, ‘So what exactly do you mean by that,’ or just… something. But I couldn’t. I froze. This we wish we could rewind, you know?

This reader got the hurry ups and then dumped…

I had a flashback recently and thought I would share it. About five or six years ago, I dated this woman. She was attractive and funny. We had gone on probably a dozen dates before we went to the bedroom together. Once sex started, she said, “I want you to hurry up and cum.”

I, thinking this was sexy time talk, played with it.

She looked me dead in the eye and said, “No, seriously, just hurry up and cum.”

I did as asked.

The next day, I got a text message from her saying, “Nice meeting you, I think we are looking for different things, good luck. We had been on so many dates that I really felt she and I might spend some time together. I can’t imagine what happened was about anything other than her being upset about my small dick.

Another reader asked, “What’s up, Doc?”…

Just getting home from my Doctor for a physical and the checking of a potential ‘lump’ in my testicles, when she asked me to strip and hop up on the table and lie back, she turned her back. As I lay back in full display, over the loud crinkling of the paper sheet, I hear her say, “Aww, it’s so cute and tiny.”

I did get a clean bill of health; the lump was no more than the duct that carries semen and sperm to the shaft. But having your penis called ‘tiny and cute ‘ by a female Doctor was sort of heart-wrenching at the same time.

Meanwhile, this reader’s wife’s eyes were opened on a nude beach…

I’ve been married to my wife for 7 years now. We popped each other’s cherries, so to speak, and we each other’s firsts. She had a close friend from college with whom she kept in touch, and she would visit us often, so last August we decided to see her. We saved up and went to the West Coast, where she lives. While there, we were talking about what there is to do and see, and her friend said there is an immaculate beach where everyone is super lovely.

It’s always clean because people pick up after themselves, pretty quiet for the most part, and a great location overall. We said we were down since it was our first time there, and we like the ocean. She did forewarn us that it was a nude beach, so it’s not ‘regulated’ in the conventional sense, but clothing is optional, and everyone there, if anyone is there at the time, will most likely be naked. We talked about it and just said fuck it. It’s not like we know anyone there, and we live 8 hours away, anyway.

The next day comes, and we get to the beach, find our spot, and just take. There are a good number of people here since it was a Saturday. My wife is much more than usual, just answering her friend and stuff. As we get settled, the 3 of us begin to undress when it hits me. My wife is realizing that I might be ‘small’ compared to everyone else.

Her friend sees me, and her tone about this day changes. She says that if we are uncomfortable, we can leave, and there’s nothing to be intimidated about. There were some guys there who were maybe twice my length and three times my girth. And they were soft. Her friend even commented that some people are showers rather than growers. My whole life, I knew I was a grower, but still, when I’m fully erect, I’m still half the size of some of these ‘showers’ on the beach soft.

Later that evening, my wife initiated sex. She was completely different. Moving differently, acting differently, keeping her eyes closed, etc. I finally asked her if this had anything to do with the beach, and she said she and her friend had been talking and decided I have a small dick. Both of them discussed what it might be like for my wife to have one of those bigger cocks. Note, she was never unhappy with me as a sex partner, but what she saw on that beach showed her what the reality was.

I sort of enjoyed this and liked the fact that she was into being fucked by a bigger cock. We finished sex that night with her cumming for the first time from my dick alone, just at the thought of fantasizing about the large cocks she saw at the beach. I now have her talking about it while we fuck and how she might want to fuck one for real. Her friend also makes sly comments to me now about my small dick, knowing I don’t mind.

While this reader has the best wife ever…

Recently, my partner had me put on her dirty satin panties after she took them off for bed, which I love. The soft fabric feels so lovely on my tight scrotum and dick. In the morning, she reached over, and her hand brushed my morning erection. She noticed how hard it was. She grabbed it, her hand easily covering the 2.5-3″ boner, squeezing several times tightly, and said, “Look at that happy little dickie!” before rolling over and telling me to put it between her butt cheeks. She proceeded to grind her amazing ass against me until I came, soaking the panties I was wearing, before getting up and leaving for work.

This reader’s realtor is full service…

When I was shopping for a house after the divorce, I reached out to an old coworker. She and I worked together for years. She was about 25 years older than me, but there was always that sexual tension between us. After working together, she became a full-time realtor and was having a ton of success. She agreed to be my realtor, and within a week, she was showing me some houses.

In the first two houses she showed me, everything was normal. There was playful flirting and banter, but nothing inappropriate. The third house she showed me was vacant. It had been inherited, and the family lived out of state. I knew things were different when she showed up dressed in a denim dress. It was modest enough, but it was low-cut sufficient to show off her tits. She was a pretty woman with jet black hair, large tits, average height, and a round ass (not massive but definitely there). She had that ‘mom next door’ vibe for sure.

I was instantly horny the second we said hello in the driveway. We did a quick walk-through of the house. We ended up in the kitchen discussing things. The kitchen was pleasant, with a large island. As we talked, she leaned over and showed off her cleavage.

It didn’t take long for the conversation to become flirty. While she was bent over, she commented on how sturdy the island was and how big it was for all kinds of ‘fun.’ I walked over and leaned against the island beside her, tracing her back with my hand. I said something flirty, and before I knew it, was leaned in, making out with her.

I began running my hands all over her body. I rubbed her legs beneath her dress and traced them, lifting it slightly. She moaned and nodded, “Keep going.”

I did as she told me and rubbed up to her ass. Lifting her dress. That’s when I realized she had no panties on. It wasn’t long before I had worked on her pussy. She was already soaking wet, and after only a minute or two, she told me she needed it. She stayed bent over, and I got behind her.

My dick was throbbing in my pants. I dropped them as I got behind her. She was moaning loudly, telling me how long she’s been waiting for this and how bad she’s wanted me to do this finally. I guided all of my rock-hard 3.5” dick in behind her and found her pussy. I pushed the head of my cock inside of her, and that’s about all that made it in. Giving it from behind is nearly impossible for me if the girl has any ass at all. I tried to give her a few thrusts, but kept falling out.

She looked back and asked, “Are you teasing me or will it not reach?”

I told her I was trying, but she had such a nice ass that she was making it complicated.

“That’s okay. Try this,” she said, kissing me and sitting on the island.

I moved between her legs as she wrapped them around me. She kissed me deeply as I guided my dick to her pussy. I was finally able to push it all the way inside of her, and it was heavenly. She was so warm and wet, and I loved every second of it. I leaned back, trying to focus on not cumming, but her moans and dirty talk were incredible. She kept repeating how much she needed my dick and how she wanted me to fill her up. After 90 seconds of listening to that, I couldn’t hold back. I warned her, and she locked her legs behind me as I unloaded inside of her. My breathing slowed as I rested my head in her neck.

As I lifted my head, she leaned back, pulling my dick out and jumping down. She cleaned herself up and finished showing me the house like it never happened.

Another reader discusses the downside of Wrestling…

If anyone is familiar with the real sport of wrestling know what a singlet is. This is where the trouble starts. Those things don’t hide anything. So many matches, I would have to adjust my essentially inverted penis so the head poked out. If I didn’t, it was visibly noticeable that my penis was a flaccid inny. Gymnasiums and colosseums filled with people, and I would always try to scramble fluff myself to make it look like I even had a dick. So, yeah, a lot of people saw what I couldn’t hide, that I was a member of the small dick club.

Meanwhile, this reader has a bad case of ‘Is it in yet?’…

My girlfriend, I finally decided it’s time to have sex, and go to the next stage. Long story short, I couldn’t get my small dick inside her. Her ass was too big. So we switched to doggy, where we couldn’t find a good angle for me to penetrate her, and at one point she said, “Are you even in?”

I was devastated and humiliated that I lost my hard on and went limp. I couldn’t get hard the rest of the night, and she was super disappointed in me. I feel so embarrassed about it, but I don’t know if I’ll ever satisfy my own girlfriend.

While this reader goes along with some team banter…

Recently, I joined a hockey league after years away from the game. Love getting back on the ice and hitting it off with my teammates. Locker room chatter hasn’t changed. There are two open shower heads, side by side. For context, I am pretty small when soft. My teammate beside me was hung. We showered, and I mostly tried to face the wall. When I came out, I dried off and went back to my station.

A teammate suddenly asked, “Was the water cold?”

Quite innocently, I think, but that got all eyes on me and my flaccid inny.

Another joked, “Dude, you’ve got two belly buttons.”

And we all laugh. As my hung teammate walked out, cock swinging back and forth, I mustered the courage to add, “While I can blame the cold. It didn’t affect him,” and I nodded toward the guy with a huge cock. Everyone laughed, and then the conversation moved on.

I think I handled that well. Got some SPH, but also got to make a joke at my expense and show it doesn’t bother me.

This reader has a fun time with a pansexual woman…

I was hooking up with this girl who admitted she’d slept with a lot of people. She didn’t tell me the exact number, but she said it’s over sixty. She is pansexual, so her body count was a mix of men and women. Our sex plan was that she would peg me and I’d fuck her after, and she would lead the way because she was more experienced.

After we settled in her room, she asked what I wanted to do first, fuck her or get fucked. I told her I wasn’t sure, and I was down for anything. She took out her smallest strap-on and said, “If your dick was bigger than this strap-on, then you could have fucked me first. Since it isn’t, I will fuck you first.”

We undressed, and she started by giving me a handjob. While she was giving me a handjob, she told me my dick was one of the smallest she had seen (second smallest). Then she started playing with my balls, and with a little laugh, she said I definitely had the smallest balls. My balls are the size of a small grape. She didn’t know I was into sph, but this turned me on so much. We just had sex afterward (she pegged me first, and then I fucked her).

After sex, we were talking, and I asked her what size strap-on people prefer because she said she pegged a lot of guys and fucked women. She told me women generally go for the biggest one, while men go for the average size. She pegged me with her smallest strap on which was bigger than my dick. I asked her if girls would be satisfied with my dick, and she bluntly told me the girls she fucked would not be satisfied at all.

Another reader nearly lost his virginity…

I was 23 years old and still a virgin at the time, so I was getting desperate to hook up with a girl and have sex finally. One evening, I was on a date with a girl who liked me enough. One thing led to another, and we were on our way to her apartment, disrobing. Because I read that girls like plenty of foreplay, I went down on her for a long time. I was eating and fingering her pussy surprisingly successfully and made her orgasm multiple times. My tongue started to hurt after what felt like an hour of eating her.

Then she said she wanted me to fuck her, so I put on a condom, and she eagerly put herself into face-down doggy position. I was so happy, thinking to myself, ‘Wow, I made a woman orgasm, and now my penis will finally feel pussy for the first time.’

But with her eagerly waiting ass up and pussy exposed and my dick hard inside the condom, it wouldn’t work. I couldn’t manage to reach past her ass cheeks and enter her pussy. I tried for minutes that felt like ages, and she repositioned herself multiple times, but it wouldn’t work out.

I said, “Sorry.”

She said, “Don’t worry, it’s okay,” which was kind of her.

She offered to give me a blowjob, so I pulled the condom off and lay down. She immediately deep-throated my dick, and I said, “Wow, you can take all of it.”

She replied, “It’s really not that difficult.”

She gave me a blowjob for some minutes, but soon lost motivation and finally stopped, but I still felt that she wanted to see me finish. So I started masturbating my dick. I was lying down naked, masturbating, and she watched me, but I could see that her sexual arousal quickly subsided, and she got tired. A couple of minutes later, I had my orgasm, and she watched me cum. I cleaned myself, put on my clothes, and returned home.

Meanwhile, this reader gets some harsh feedback from an ex…

Recently, I was at the bar. Usually I don’t go, but a friend asked me to join him, so I did.

I was enjoying several drinks when my ex and some of her friends came in. Now, a lot of people get tense and nervous when an ex shows up, but not me. This ex and I ended on great terms, and we communicate regularly—an all-around sweet, kind, and beautiful woman.

Of course, I go over and greet her, and we embrace and go through our friendly chat, small talk, but she asked me to sit at their tables and talk with the others. We all share a couple of drinks, and I am feeling Soo good. Maybe half an hour or 45 minutes pass. I honestly felt like she was flirting with me from the way she was talking and laughing, and she kept touching my hand.

I decided to take a chance and tell her that I am so grateful to be her friend, but I would love to be a couple again; we just hit it off so well and always get along fantastically.

“Oh, Tim,” my ex said.

Her one friend, who was drunk as a skunk, said, “Wait … This is Tim?!? Your ex Tim!?! Thimble Dick Tim?” and started laughing.

I was so embarrassed, humiliated, and shocked.

“Tim…” my ex said. “We got along fabulously… But… We didn’t… Have the best sexual relationship.”

I was just so stunned.

“There was a very tiny reason that we didn’t work out,” my ex said.

Her friend is laughing her butt off, holding up her index finger and thumb. “A very tiny reason, Thimble Dick Tim,’ she said and laughed.

“Look…” my ex said. “You are an amazing guy, and an amazing friend, please don’t take this the wrong way… I just need something more.”

“Something she can actually feel,” her drunk friend blurted out. “She needs a man-sized cock.”

My ex does a feeble grin and chuckles, agreeing.

The next few minutes were a blur to me. I think I was so stunned and reflective. I knew I was small, but I had never heard anything like this from a woman. And I had four exes. But ironically, as I went home and thought about it, I kind of got turned on that I was made fun of publicly like that, that they gave me a nickname, and that women were talking about how inadequate I am as a sexual partner. It made me wonder if all my exes had felt the very same thing.

While this reader didn’t compare too well to another guy…

I started revisiting a local swimming hole. As usual, I go to shower after swimming. I take off my swim pants and notice two other nude guys are showering already. I try to mind my own business, but as soon as I turn around and open my eyes, I glance at one guy facing me. He’s of much thinner and smaller build, but there was a 6″ soft monster between his legs. As soon as I realized what I was looking at, I stopped and looked at his face, which was very clearly looking between my legs. One thing to understand is that, although I am on the smaller side, swimming in cold water makes me look like the tiniest nub possible. The guy’s eyes immediately went up, and I saw a slight smirk before he turned around, and we both minded our own business. I then realized what kind of size difference there was between us and had one of the most humiliating moments of my life.

This reader was exposed at his workplace…

I recently had the most ridiculous experience ever. I was at work, and we had three toilets: male, female, and disabled. The disabled one has a washbasin/sink. The other two have two cubicles with a sink outside. Both the men’s toilets were occupied, so I went into the disabled toilet. I forgot to lock the door. I did my business and was washing my hands whilst my pants were still down. My penis was 1.5 inches soft, with two tiny balls hanging below. I’m brown. Suddenly, the door opened, and one of the hottest girls in our office was standing there. She’s blonde. I just froze, couldn’t even use my hands to cover. She looked at my face, then my little dick, and my face again, and laughed so hard. That’s when the trance broke, and I covered myself and shut the door. I’ve been avoiding her gaze since, and I heard her and her girlfriends laughing in their office.

Another reader’s now wife first thought he had a micro…

My wife recently told me that when we first started dating, she told all her friends I had a micropenis, and even though I don’t, I love that. For the record, it’s not a micro. It’s just below average (Bronze Member). But on our first date, I was so nervous I couldn’t get it up. She sucked on my tiny soft dick for quite a while and couldn’t get it hard. I explained that I was nervous and was having trouble getting hard, but she recently revealed to me that at the time, she didn’t believe me and thought I was covering for having a micropenis. She told me she didn’t believe me until she finally saw it hard, and by then, despite its still-small size, it was a pleasant surprise. To make things worse, she also recently revealed her ex’s size to me, and he was over three times my size, so I don’t know what I’m supposed to do now.

Meanwhile, this reader’s wife gets into his SPH kink…

So I’ve known that I’ve been into SPH for a long time. When I was in high school, and I was getting with my girlfriend at the time for the first time, she commented that she ‘thought they got bigger’ and when I asked what she meant, she said, “Oh, I just assumed dicks got bigger when guys got older, but yours isn’t much bigger than my brother’s.”

She was referring to her baby brother, whom she’d have to change from time to time. I’ve spent a long time trying to get my wife to get comfortable with SPH, but she just wasn’t for a long time, until the last few months. Once I assured her it was okay and that I knew she loved me, etc. I asked if she’d want to watch some SPH with me instead of our usual videos, and she did. She seemed to enjoy it, and I wondered if she’d like me to get her some panties that had embarrassing things about me written on them, and she said yes.

I got her a pair that said: ‘Cum in my married pussy,’ and one that said, ‘It’s not cheating, my husband has a tiny dick.’

Over the last few months, she’s gotten more into it, wearing those panties to the gym. I don’t know if anyone in the women’s locker room has seen them or asked about them, but sometimes she comes out with another woman. It will feel like maybe they know, just kind of how they look at me or whatever.

It may just be in my head, I don’t know. But she’s also started asking me ‘if it’s in’ when we’re having sex, or having me eat her out or use her toys on her first and then after she cums, just kind of rolling over and ignoring me.

She also sent me a link today to a couple of panties on Amazon and texted me, ‘You need to buy these for me now.’ Not: ‘Oh, these are cute,’ or ‘I’d like these.’ It was very demanding and degrading. I was already very hard just from the tone when I opened the links, and one says, ‘Built for BBC,’ and one says, ‘My sissy husband has a babydick.’

While this reader poses nude for an art class…

My friend has an art studio. One day, she called me up for a big favor. She was teaching the class about painting different sizes and making it work in the art piece. Because I am tall, she asks me to be the big model. But the art was to be nude. She had a person to be the small person. I told her no, but she kept insisting. So one day I said yes. In my head, it would be a great SPH.

So the day comes, I go to the art studio, and the other person is her friend I know. She is 4’11 like thick girl. We both made our way to the bathrooms and put on robes. We both come out to the little stage we get on. The were seven people in the class: Five ladies and two guys. It was time to throw the robe away. I am nervous and shaking. We look at each other and untie the robe.

We opened up and tossed it. There I was, a tall guy with his little turtle dick out. My friend did not know it was small. Her face tried to stay professional, but laughter slipped out as she spoke to the class. She was talking about art and about executing both big and small objects. I heard one of the ladies say, “We just need the tall guy for both.”

We stayed there for 90 minutes. As soon as she told us we could put on the robe, I did. Most people were done with there. All of them made sure I had a small dick in their painting. My friend apologized, saying that if she had known I had a small dick, she would never have asked me to model for her.

This reader had an oopsie with his dick pics…

So recently, while switching over to a new phone, I accidentally uploaded all my dick pics (most of which were of myself and my tiny dick) to my snap story. Unfortunately, I was late, so I had no idea until I woke up for work at 5 am. I hurried and deleted it and hoped no one saw. Unfortunately for me, my coworker Samantha had seen my snap story and taken a screenshot before I could delete it. Needless to say, she’s shown and told everyone at this point.

Another reader gets some webcam SPH…

I usually go to OmeTV to get humiliated, but on one particular night, a woman wearing only her bra was showing her torso to the camera. From my experience, those women usually seek a bit of virtual sex/foreplay, show a little nipple, or even rub their clit, so I threw my SPH plan completely out the window, or so I tried. I had my dick completely soft underneath my pants while I was grabbing it from underneath as well to get a boner, moving it around as if it were bigger. She seemed to be interested (she wasn’t showing her face, just her mouth). At some point, I go, “Alright, I got a semi (not really). I can pull it out,” and I do.

IMMEDIATELY, she skips me. I knew she was disappointed because her whole passive demeanor changed. All of a sudden, I see her swiftly move her arm to tap on the screen. She couldn’t get out of there fast enough.

Meanwhile, this reader hooked up with a college girl…

When I was a senior in High School, I was going to hook up with an older college girl. I was excited. We smoked when I arrived, and when we came back inside her parents’ house, she turned on the TV and got on top of me, still clothed, so we’re just making out, and I’m grabbing her ass while she’s grinding me. I was rock hard by the time, since I had really only lost my virginity a few months before. But she didn’t know, I’m assuming, by the way I carried myself, very confident around her, she probably thought I had experience since we really only hung out a few times before.

After a few minutes of making out, she grabbed me off the couch and walked me to her and her sister’s room. She instantly took her clothes off and told me to eat her pussy out, and I was excited to do anything, so I ate her up so good I could tell I was good at it by the way she was shaking, and she didn’t want me to stop. She hadn’t mentioned anything about my dick, which was as hard as it could get, 4.5″. After she told me to come to bed, she grabbed a condom, and I wasn’t sure if it would fit. Luckily, it did. She got on top of me, and man, I was so nervous, but excited to be cowgirl-ed by a girl finally.

But she didn’t seem to respond as much as I would’ve wanted, and I didn’t have much experience, and so she got off me a little annoyed because I wasn’t being aggressive like a man should. So she got on her back so I could fuck her missionary, and she made an irritated face. When I was inside of her, trying my best to make her feel it, I got a little insecure, but at the same time, it turned me on by the humiliation from her.

After a minute or two of me not being able to hit any good angle, she tells me to eat her out again, and so I wanted sex not to end happily, ate her out again. After that, she said that was the best head she’d ever had, kissed me, and said we’d talk soon. But she never did message me again, so I knew at that point my small dick size was definitely disappointing for her.

While this reader can’t make his girl cum from PIV sex…

So, my girlfriend and I had just finished having sex, but I had still never made her orgasm or squirt. So I asked why she felt like she couldn’t, and she said, “Some girls just don’t. You can even check on Google.”

So I asked if her ex had ever made her squirt, and she said almost every time they had sex, she would cum or squirt. I’m about 4.5 inches and skinny, but her ex was about a foot taller than me, so I felt so emasculated knowing he probably would rail her pussy out so hard till she couldn’t hold it anymore and squirted everywhere.

After noticing how quiet I’d gone, trying to process what she’d just said, and feeling humiliated, she said she would tell me an embarrassing story so I wouldn’t feel so bad. She told me that once, when she was sucking his cock, she ended up throwing up on it. She thought it would be something funny to laugh at, but immediately, my mind just envisioned her sucking his fat cock and trying to deep throat it, and not being able to handle all of it since it was probably huge.

In that moment, my heart raced with humiliated yet turned on, imagining her trying to suck a big cock since she would easily suck my whole dick down to my balls and would barely gag.

This reader went to a costume party…

I was looking for tight black pants for a themed party, but couldn’t find any without a big pouch, which I was sure I couldn’t fill. Eventually, my wife suggested I try on a pair of her leggings. They fit like a second skin. When I showed her, she pointed out that my cockhead was well-defined. I decided that, for the party, I would tuck in and that I’d rather present a flat front than show off how small I was.

On the day, I put on a thong with extra material in the gusset, advertised to prevent cameltoe. Before we left for the party, my wife confirmed she couldn’t see anything. At the party, the leggings definitely drew some attention and comments. A few nice words about my legs and ass, nothing about my front, although one lady did smirk every time we made eye contact.

After an hour or so, I felt my dick slip out of position and went to the restroom to readjust. The first thing I did was to look in the mirror to see how obvious my little guy was. It turns out I was still presenting a flat front, so I went back out to the party without changing anything.

When we got home, my wife complimented me on maintaining my tuck all night without a gaff or any tape. She got a good laugh when I told her that I didn’t. It just doesn’t take much to keep my dick entirely hidden.

Another reader went camping…

A couple of years ago, my then-girlfriend, two of my friends with their girlfriends, and two other guys went on a summer camping trip. Around the afternoon and after a bit of alcohol, we decided to go skinny dipping (one of the most freeing, hottest experiences I can say). In this moment, it’s important to note two things: Two of the guys had significantly well-endowed cocks, and I personally am a grower. So, yeah, my small soft dick, especially compared to theirs, brought a lot of teasing and giggles, even from my girlfriend.

Ironically, that gave me a rock-hard erection, and it put me in an even tougher spot. Later that night in our tent, my girlfriend gave me a handjob while teasing me about how I felt seeing those two huge cocks and how I didn’t measure up, the teasing, and how she was horny from it all. I made a big fucking mess, to say the least, and I think about it to this day.

Meanwhile, this reader knows how to party…

There was this one time (at band camp?) I was at a party. At this party, I got a blow job from one of the women there. The woman stuck my dick in her mouth and started laughing. She had my whole dick in her mouth, and she was not choking. She was not even gagging. She was laughing at the size of my small dick.

While this reader ponders what might have been…

It was a few years ago when a female friend of mine drank a little bit too much at my home. We then started talking about bodies and how different they are. She then suggested we show each other our bodies. So we did. I showed her my small dick first, soft (3cm soft), and said it’s a little on the smaller side. She then said, “You’re probably just a grower, make it hard.” And so I did, it grew to around 3.5 inches. And she asked, “Is that all?” I said yes, and she burst out laughing, saying, “That’s the tiniest dick I’ve ever seen. Here you are, you deserve this for this embarrassment,” and showed me her boobs. Maybe I could have scored that night if it wasn’t for my small dick.

This reader’s platonic girlfriend lays down the rules…

In my 20s, we had a reasonably large group of friends and acquaintances, each with their own core group that would interact with one another. My core group was a mix of guys and girls, and I never really hooked up with any of them, because I never wanted my little secret out.

I’m about 4.5″ hard, but have always been shy about it. One girl from our group and I started hanging out, platonic, every weekend, whether anyone else was there or not. We’d be together from Friday night at the bar, crash at each other’s houses, and basically just do whatever during the day and meet up with everyone else at night, drinking/whatever there was to get up to. It became our regular thing. If neither of us found a hookup (I rarely did), we’d just go home together as friends, nbd.

One slow Saturday night, we were hungover and stayed in at her place watching TV, basically spooning so we could both fit on the couch. We started subtly pressing against each other (painfully slow), each of us not wanting to make the first move until it was super obvious. We began making out, etc. I went down on her for a pretty long time because I had got myself in a bad spot- I HAD to press for more or be forced to explain why I didn’t want more, and if we did anything more, she’d learn my secret. I decided to bite the bullet and press on.

We agreed we were gonna break the precedent and sleep together without telling anyone. We moved to her bedroom. I got undressed in the dark and prepared to engage while exposing myself to her as little as possible. It wasn’t easy, but after some foreplay, I was able to get in position without her ever figuring out my size. I rubbed the tip along her. She was ready, and I slid in easily. So easily, I went all in almost immediately, with nearly no response from her at all.

I tried to prompt a response from her by pushing from different angles, pressing in all the way, trying different speeds… nothing. After a few minutes, she said in a normal voice, “Does this feel good to you?”

I panicked and, to save face, said, “Not really, I guess.”

She told me, “Let’s stop.”

She REALLY wasn’t impressed, because she had me go back out to the living room, and we immediately went back to behaving as if none of it had happened. After making it clear we’d never tell anybody about it, she went to bed, and I slept on her couch. She DID permit me to jerk off in the bathroom if I needed to, but I had my ride, so I told her I was good. I jerked off quietly on her couch after I was sure she was asleep.

After that crash and burn, you’d think I’d cut my losses, but on several occasions after we were alone, I’d attempt to see if she’d want to try again. Usually, she’d reject me, but on three of those times, she flat-out used me as her personal pussy licking service, always making clear that’s all that was gonna happen, and always telling me I could go jerk off in the bathroom afterward as long as I didn’t make a mess. I always tried to impress her by doing a good job and going as long as she could take, but she never repeated her mistake or let me misunderstand what was going to happen.

Another reader had a Tinder date to remember…

Recently, I took out a lady from Tinder. We went to a strip of bars on Main Street. So we bar-hopped to six different bars. So she was dropped off, and she asked to be taken home. While I was driving, she started rubbing my jeans. Undid my belt and unzipped it. She takes out my soft cock and laughs at it. She said, “I can deepthroat this little one easily.”

She started sucking while I was driving and jerking it with two fingers. My dick got hard in her mouth. She blew it, ten-ish minutes to get to her house. Right in her driveway way she kept going. I came in her month. She did not like that I came in her mouth. She squeezed my balls (I kind of liked that).

She got out and yelled, “That was bullshit. Piss off and take your small dick outta here, loser.”

I wonder if she’ll give me another chance.

Meanwhile, this reader got his junk waxed…

I finally overcame my anxiety over this idea and followed through with scheduling waxing. This was my first time, and I was extremely nervous, but somehow I pushed through. It started with the meet-and-greet. All things normal, but after a couple of minutes, the rubber met the road. She asked me to lie down on the table and put the towel over my penis. I’m sure some of you are experienced in this situation, but for me, this was brand new, and my heart was pounding through my chest. She was even cuter than I expected, and the thought of her lifting the towel was exhilarating.

For some context, I’m pretty small, but I’m OK when it’s hard; I’m definitely more of a grower. I had a feeling this would happen while my adrenaline was pumping. I couldn’t have dreamed of a better tiny situation down there. I took a peek as I was putting the small towel over myself, and let me tell you it was BAD. The cute esthetician knocked, and I told her I was ready. She walked in, turned on some music, and the moment finally came. Pulling off the towel like it was a typical day, I watched her face intently. While nothing super obvious, I did see her eyebrows raise and an ever-so-slight smirk.

My plan then played out almost exactly as expected. While my tiny penis and balls were compact and sticking literally 1.5” straight up, she did finally ask me about what I do for work. Not gonna lie, this part was harder than even coming in, but I was able to tell her my occupation and company while she was working on/around my tiny penis. She did notice the connection and mentioned that her best friend works there!

At this point, my mind was racing too fast to remember clearly. I was just breathing deep and worked to get through the waxing. Luckily, I had the excuse of this being my first time, lol. The one other humiliating thing I do recall was her needing to move my penis down. She grabbed it with her thumb and index finger and stretched it down. While it did show I had some more length, my penis was ridiculously skinny. That view definitely did not help.

The whole session ended just fine, and she didn’t give off any obvious vibes. But guys, I’m not over exaggerating how tiny my dick looked. It was absolutely comical, and I find it extremely difficult to think she wouldn’t tell her best friend about it.

An update with the friend. When I first saw her again in the office, it seemed like she had a much bigger smile on her face, and she seemed to make a point to say, “Hey, small guy!”

No concrete proof, but I do sense a subtle shift. Even the slight chance that she knows turns me on like crazy.

While this reader is a prejac as well…

A while ago, I was dating this girl, dark blonde, beautiful, huge tits (for which I prejaced quite often). We were alone in her apartment one day. She was on a video call with a couple of her friends. I was coming out of the shower, cold, naked, my dick soft and shriveling even more so since I’m a grower. My girlfriend looked over at me and loudly said, “Here comes my little dick white boyfriend!”

Her friends heard and started laughing. I was embarrassed. Thankfully, she didn’t point the camera at me. But this thing just gave me the most unexpected erection ever. She didn’t say anything to them about it, but she looked at me with all-knowing eyes. A few minutes later, she hung up, sat me on the couch.

We started kissing, and I was already close. She got out her phone, put some of our favorite porn on (we’d do that sometimes), and started teasing my cockhead, rubbing and tugging me. Telling me what she saw earlier. She let me suck on her tits while taking glances at the video. The moment she started stroking, I was lost and busted within 20 seconds, all over the place, while whimpering. Safe to say things were never the same.

This reader had the triad of sexual failures…

One of my ex-girlfriends was very, very attractive and a little older than me. We only went out for a couple of months. After a few weeks, we finally slept together for the first time. She made a considerable effort, dressed up in expensive lingerie for me, looked breathtaking, and smelt divine. I could not believe my luck, but I was very nervous and could not get an erection.

I remember the look of disappointment when she saw my flaccid 1” dick. We went to bed, and I spent ages trying to get it up for her, to no avail. I could tell how disappointed and frustrated she was from the tone of her voice. We took a break and went to sleep for a bit. After a couple of hours, we tried again, and I managed to get an erection. I was anxious to say the least.

I mounted her in the missionary position and entered her. Within a few seconds, I felt my orgasm suddenly overwhelm me. Less than 20 seconds later, I shot my load in her (I was not using a condom). I can still hear her sigh of frustration. I ticked every bedroom faux pas for the poor woman that night: small dick, erectile dysfunction, and premature ejaculation.

I was memorable for all the wrong reasons.

Needless to say, she dumped me a few days later. She didn’t give me a second chance. I can imagine what she told her friends! I don’t blame her for dumping me, though. My bedroom performance was less than 1 out of 10.

Another reader dropped his pants…

So my girlfriend had her best friend, Isabel, over one night for a girls’ night. They played games and had lots of wine and other drinks. Isabel commented, “You guys are gonna have some good old drunk sex later.”

My girlfriend said, “Meh, I don’t know about that, considering his tiny dick.”

Isabel’s jaw dropped as she started laughing hysterically.

I said, “She’s just drunk, she didn’t mean that.”

My girlfriend said, “Then prove it! Pull your pants down!”

And Isabel said, “It’s the only way to prove it.”

So I dropped my pants and revealed my one-inch soft dick, and they both couldn’t stop laughing.

Isabel said, “WOW! I guess we both know she’s telling the truth, little guy,” as she made the 🤏🏼 gesture at me, and my girlfriend kept laughing.

*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech. Some of these stories have come from Reddit.