SPH-THEMED EROTICA STORIES

This female reader turns her husband’s shortcomings into a calendar…

My husband, our close friends, and I have, since time began, played pranks on each other, and my husband has been one of the best. Well, this Christmas, I suspect it may be time for someone else to hold the crown of best prankster, as, without intending to, my husband’s little secret will be out there!

So a few years back, our local community group needed to start fundraising schemes to help rebuild damaged community buildings, and last year we had the idea of doing a naughty calendar!

Well, each month we took the models to a secret location and posed them for pictures. It’s gone really well, and with great support from printers, we’ve sent out calendars to those who purchased them, etc…

For the original gag, where we’ve covered the ‘bits’ of the models, I decided to use specific icons to cover those areas, as appropriate to the size. That I thought would be funny enough, everyone would perhaps make their own minds up on whether it was a joke or my husband is really packing a Cheeto for a willy!

We made a few limited-edition versions that are entirely bare…nothing covering the intimate bits…these were for the models’ partners only, with one kept as an auction item for the highest bidder at a recent fundraiser. This is where the mistake has been made, and if this is published, it will surprise my husband.

When we came to do the auction, I discovered the standard calendar was there, and I can only presume where I’d wrapped up and posted out gifts to our friends and family, as we won’t see them next week. One of them will receive a calendar with not only 12 pictures of my husband naked, but also 12 pictures of him standing with four other guys, 3-4 times his dick size, and I have no idea who has it waiting under their tree!

So merry Christmas to my husband, thank you for doing the calendar. This is why I let you do extra ‘things’ with me this weekend, and here’s to the new year, where everyone will know you have a tiny willy. Xxx

Another reader discovered his college dorm mate was hung…

It all started in college, when I moved into a dorm room I shared with Mike, a guy two years older than me, whom I already knew from our school days. We had been friends for years, and our room had a private bathroom, which gave us plenty of privacy. We always showered alone, and even jerking off was done in the bathroom out of mutual respect. Because of that, despite our close friendship, I had never seen his dick — and he had never seen mine either.

But one night changed everything.

I had gone to a party and came back to the dorm a bit drunk. Not paying much attention, I walked into the bathroom, not hearing the shower running, and came face-to-face with Mike. What I saw left me in complete shock. His cock was the biggest I had ever seen in real life, something I only thought existed in porn movies.

Even completely soft, it easily surpassed 17 cm (6.5 inches) — and that was just the flaccid version! In that moment, a wave of inferiority hit me like a punch in the stomach. I realized I would never be able to compete with him sexually. To make things worse, we had already hooked up with those identical girls before… Imagine what they must have thought when comparing us?

They were probably laughing inside at my ‘lack of size.’ The worst part was that Mike noticed I was there, hypnotized and gaping, staring at his cock. He didn’t get mad or embarrassed; he just calmly whispered: “Either stop staring, or I’m gonna start thinking you’re gay.”

Those words humiliated me even more, but looking back now, they kind of turn me on a little. That was the trigger that made me dive into the world of SPH and accept my place.

Meanwhile, this reader’s girlfriend is fantasizing about a Park Ranger…

So there’s a state park that is more or less known as the place to sunbathe naked. It’s not allowed, but it’s more or less accepted. When the park rangers come by, you just need to cover up. It’s a really long walk to get there, too. It was my girlfriend’s first time there, and we were both pretty turned on at the thought of getting naked on the beach.

There were other people around, but they were pretty far away. We stripped down and started sunbathing. My girlfriend had a fantastic body. Slender little tits, plump pussy lips. So hot. I had a semi, which means that my little dick was pointing forward. Maybe an inch and a half. My girlfriend kept looking at the time on her phone, saying, “Oh, you’re turned on,” and laughing.

All of a sudden, we heard the slow tire tracks of the park ranger’s vehicle slowly driving up the beach. We covered ourselves quickly. The Ranger slowed and stopped before us. He rolled down the window and asked if we had gotten into the water. I thought that was a little strange.

My girlfriend looked at me with mischief on her face and sat up. The towel slid off half her boob. And she asked the ranger what he said. He didn’t say anything at first, and then he said, “Did you get into the water?”

At this point, she left the towel slide, showing her boobs. I just watched. The ranger and I were staring at her. Her face was bright red, and she clenched her legs together. I knew she was turned on by exposing herself.

The ranger said, “You know you’re technically you’re not allowed to do that.”

She said, “Oh gosh, I’m sorry,” and leaned forward, putting her forearm between her boobs but not covering anything.

The ranger rolled up his window and kept driving very slowly. My girlfriend said she almost had an orgasm and wanted to come right then, but then she didn’t suggest sex with me. She kept asking me if I thought the ranger had a big cock. The rest of the day, all she could talk about was that she wanted him to come back. She said she loved him so much, showing off to him.

That night we were having sex, her pussy was letting air in and out because I have a tiny dick, and when she gets turned on, her pussy lets in a ton of air. When we were changing positions, she asked me if I thought the park ranger had a big cock. We continue to have sex, and I told her I didn’t know.

But I often jerk off to that memory because I know now that we were having sex, but she was fantasizing about having sex with him. So humiliating! Huge turn on.

While this reader’s wife seems to like them bigger these days…

My petite wife had an affair with her coworker. He’s taller and in better shape than me. The size difference is significant, to say the least. Well, they were meeting up for a while, but that’s not the focus of the story. My wife and I reconciled, and during our first few intimate moments together, she repeatedly commented on my size:

– “It seems smaller than before.”

– “I only need one hand now.”

– “Everything is smaller down there… it looks like a kid.”

To be fair, I’ve lost some weight (nothing significant), so she just thought I was smaller overall than before and that my weight loss was making it seem that way. But she definitely focused on and commented on a specific area.

These comments then stopped after about a week, but she soon started again with a different sort of comments. While giving me handjobs, she started commenting on how she likes to see it big, long, and hard in her hand. Since then, she kept up with these comments that are focused on how great big, long, and hard cocks are. Sometimes she closes her eyes and keeps jerking me off while she keeps saying how much she likes a big and hard cock in her hand.

Now, you can see where I’m confused. She never talked about dick size before she had her affair. And now, after her affair, my dick is suddenly smaller, but then it’s big again, and big cocks are the best thing since sliced bread?

My dick has always been the same size. If anything, it looks a bit larger now that I’ve lost some weight.

I’m of course suspecting that she is comparing me to her affair partner. How can she not?

All of this triggered some sort of humiliation kink for me, but I don’t know where to go from here. She doesn’t really want to talk about her affair. And she isn’t really into humiliation. Most of the time, she likes to praise me and says sweet things.

But it would be awfully hot if she could agree to make some size-play and role-play a bit.

This reader was outgunned by his girlfriend’s son…

I’m currently in a six-month relationship with this woman, who is currently dealing with a horrid divorce. I support her as best I can, but her nineteen-year-old son lives with her, and he does not like me. I try to be nice to him, but he makes it very difficult. Then last weekend, it took a strange turn towards humiliation.

As I said, he’s never thought much of me as a man, but Saturday morning, he walked in on me taking a shower, stared at me, and started laughing at my ‘tiny dick.’ His words. Then he said that explained why his mom was so unsatisfied. He commented on how much louder she was when his dad was fucking her. He pulled his sweat pants down and flashed me his cock. Holy shit, it was enormous. He wagged it so that it slapped his thighs. It was so big. It wasn’t very comfortable, yet also very arousing.

I got instantly hard, which made him laugh even harder, as even then, he still dwarfed me. “What a babydick! This is what a real man’s dick looks like.” He grabbed the thick shaft a few tugs before stuffing it back in his pants. He turned and walked away, all the time laughing.

I’m not sure how to handle this.

Another reader undresses in front of a female work colleague…

I have worked as a physiotherapist before, and we had a mixed-gender changing room that also served as the sitting room for our breaks. My chef and a female colleague were working full-time, and one day I went out for a house visit.

I went to this room where my female. A colleague from Iran was sitting. She was pretty thick, which, in her case, I think is more or less genetic. All her family is like that, so she has a really full figure.

So as I opened my working uniform and undressed, I didn’t even think about that she was there, I just stood there in my undies, the rest naked. No retraction because of cold or whatever, just like I am.

Well, she looked up from her magazine she was reading and looked at my body. Scanned me from top to toes. She stopped at my undies. I am always wearing briefs and, we all know why, don’t have a bulge. It is more looser fabric where the tip pinpoints it.

Well, she giggled and said:” Oh my god… Sweet.” Nothing like this looks so sweet, so small, or similar. Just “Oh my god…. Sweet.”

Well, this really hit me hard in the stomach, and I went out of the dressing room and tried not to think about it anymore. But my mind made its own business, and so I got really submissive to her. It was like a trigger she had switched inside me.

” Sweet.”

Not manly, not masculine, nothing like that. Not sure why I got so submissive, but it even made my patheticness even deeper.

Meanwhile, this reader gets waxed…

I have always been into SPH. I decided to go to different waxing places. I started far from my house, looking for cute girls to wax me.

My first time was an hour away, but it had hot Asian girls. So I go in nervous and excited. The lady at the counter asked me if it’s OK if someone in training does it, but another person will be there with her. I was about to say no, but since I live an hour away, I agreed.

They call me to the room. It’s dim, but it has a movable, large spotlight. They tell me to undress from the wrist down and lie down. They left for 5 minutes. There I was lying down with my hairy noob out and waiting on two hot girls. They came back in the face reaction they had. They did the ‘hold your laugh to act professional’ thing.

They stand next to me, one on each side, and point the spotlight on my dick. They started to wax. The girl pulled the first strip. It hurt, but they both started blowing to ease the pain. That’s when I began to get hard. The trainer tells me that it is normal for guys. The trainee and I caught eyes, and she smiled. They kept going, talking in their language, and smiling.

Then it was time for the balls. I was still hard. One girl waxes my balls and pulls. That’s one that made me cum so hard. She had my small, hard dick pressed down, pointing at her. So the cum shot to her. You can see she was mad and disgusted. She left to change aprons. The other one stayed to finish.

After I cum it gets soft again. The other one comes back in, and I apologize. They finished up and asked how it looked.

I said, “Great.”

I got dressed, and when I walked out, they were with two other girls, laughing really hard.

The kicker was that I had my phone voice recorder on the whole time. And I translated it in Google. They were making fun of me. “How is it that a super-tall Spanish guy has such a small dick?” and, “We only took him because we thought we were going see a big cock,” and, “This is sad. Look, it’s getting hard. Maybe it’s bigger than my finger. Nope, it’s still tiny. I cannot wait to tell the others about this babydick,” and, “Do you think he’s ever made a woman cum with this tiny thing?” and, “Looks like he has not cum in awhile with that load. Look, it’s gone soft. So tiny. This poor guy. Is there a way we can take a picture?” The lady said no.

While this reader is addicted to cam whores…

I’m 27, a virgin, and my botched circumcision left me with what I can only describe as a pathetic micropenis—barely an inch, useless, and a constant source of shame. For the last six months, I’ve been blowing ridiculous amounts of cash on camgirls, chasing the rush of small penis humiliation that makes my heart pound and my face burn. It’s become my obsession, and I can’t stop.

Every session starts the same. I log on, already hard from the anticipation, and show them my tiny dick. The camgirls’ reactions are everything—some giggle instantly, others smirk and lean closer to their screens, their eyes gleaming with cruel delight.

“Is that it?” one sneered last week, her voice dripping with mockery. “My pinky’s bigger than that, you little clit-dick loser.”

The names hit like a drug—pindick, babydick, useless nub. I eat it up, my cheeks flaming as I stroke what little I’ve got. They love to up the ante. One girl, a stunning brunette with a wicked grin, snapped screenshots of my pathetic dick, laughing as she promised to show her friends.

“They won’t believe this tiny thing exists,” she taunted, zooming in on her camera to make sure I saw her save the pics.

Another time, a redhead pulled out a massive dildo—supposedly her boyfriend’s size—and held it up next to her face. “This is a real cock,” she said, waving it at me. “Yours doesn’t even qualify, shrimp.”

I nearly came right then, the contrast of her boyfriend’s huge cock against my pitiful nub driving me wild.

The wildest sessions are when I lean into my cumdump fantasy. I slather my face with fake cum, thick globs dripping down my chin, and tell them a group of guys just used me as their slut. One blonde camgirl lost it, calling me a ‘cum-slurping sissy’ and demanding I lick it off for her. She took a video, giggling as she said she’d send it to her boyfriend to show him what a “worthless cuck” looks like. The humiliation burns so good I can’t stop chasing it.

I know it’s messed up, spending a fortune to be degraded like this, but every cruel laugh, every snapshot they take, every comparison to a ‘real man’s cock’ sends me deeper into this SPH spiral.

This reader’s wife cheated on him because his small dick gave her no pleasure…

This may sound stereotypical, but here is how I learned about my size. I was a naive and introverted kid growing up in a very religious/conservative home. I avoided locker rooms or waited until they were empty to change for school, so I never knew that penises could vary in size. I also didn’t really have any friends and didn’t date.

After I graduated high school and started attending college, I met a lovely girl who was part of the same religion but a little more extroverted, let’s just say. She wanted to wait until marriage for sex, which I was totally fine with since I didn’t know what I was missing.

We get married, and sex is fine but infrequent, and she never really seemed to enjoy it much, but never expressed anything directly. I assume it’s just normal and carry on living. About 1.5 years into the marriage, she asks me to check something on her computer. I enter her password, unlock the screen, and open the browser, which still has a window open to her Gmail account.

I see an email from someone saying something about his cock being hard. I ask her, “Hey, what’s this?”

Her eyes get wide, she kind of freaks out, closes the browser, and bolts out of the home. About 2 hours later, she returns and confesses everything.

She claimed initially that she was a virgin when we married, but apparently that was a lie. She actually was quite the slut before, and after we got married, with so many partners she couldn’t even count them. She met me and decided she wanted to stop living that way, so we got married.

The problem was that I had the smallest dick she’s ever seen or been with, and it wasn’t cutting it for her. Being young and dumb, I forgave her and accepted her back on the condition that she stop. Well, she didn’t, and the marriage ended. I had no idea that penises could be different, and I did a lot of research into it, and she was right, I am a member of the small dick club.

After the divorce, I swore off dating and marriage forever, but would often find myself getting aroused at the idea of her cheating for that year of marriage with guys with much bigger cocks.

Still gets me off to this day, 15 years later.

Another reader shares how his size shame has turned him into a deviant…

I’m writing this with a knot in my stomach, ashamed to admit what I’ve been doing. Like Leonardo da Vinci, who confessed in his journals to visiting bathhouses to ogle naked men, I’ve been sneaking into gym locker rooms with a twisted purpose. It’s not just about looking, it’s a sick need to compare myself, to see how other men’s cocks stack up against my own pitiful excuse for one. I’m obsessed with feeling inferior, especially when it comes to guys dating women I crave. I want to know what they’ve got that I never will, and it’s humiliating to admit how much I revel in my own inadequacy.

During my master’s program, I was head over heels for this stunning Italian/Hungarian girl, Sofia. Her beauty was unreal: dark hair, olive skin, a laugh that made my heart ache. She had a boyfriend, Marco, in a long-distance relationship for four years. When I heard he was joining her, my obsession kicked into overdrive. I had to know what she was getting, what made him worthy of her. So, I did something despicable. I followed Marco to his gym. I signed up for a day pass, pretending to work out, but really, I was there to sneak into the locker room and catch a glimpse of him. I wanted to see the cock she’d been enjoying, hoping and praying he’d be small, that I’d have some shred of hope.

But when I saw him in the showers, my world crumbled. Marco was hung like a stallion, easily in the top 1% of every guy I’ve ever seen. His cock was thick, long, commanding, everything mine isn’t. I’m barely three inches hard, a pitiful micropenis that’s been the source of my shame forever. Standing there, I felt emasculated, defeated, as if the universe were laughing at me. Envy burned in my chest. Sadness choked me. Why did he get to be so well-endowed while I’m cursed with this tiny nub? It wasn’t fair.

Worse, I couldn’t stop staring. A sick part of me wanted him to catch me, to smirk at my inadequacy. I even fantasized about him telling Sofia, both of them cackling over my tiny dick, bonding over how I’d never measure up. In that moment, I didn’t just want her. I wanted him. I’m such a loser, consumed by this degrading fetish, forever stuck comparing my worthless self to men like Marco, who make me feel like nothing.

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Meanwhile, this reader has a new doctor…

I hadn’t had a doctor since turning 18 and losing my pediatrician. After a few years, I finally got a doctor, and my first visit was coming up. I was a little nervous about it, as I had always been embarrassed to go to the doctors growing up. I have a micropenis, and at each check-up, I had to unzip so they could check me. It was humiliating for me, and I always wondered what my doctor thought, although she always remained professional.

My new doctor was also a woman, and I blushed with embarrassment just thinking about how this interaction would go. It felt like forever waiting for her to come into the room. I was so nervous and sweating a little, which only made my penis shrink. Finally, the door opened, and I flinched. After waiting so long in the cold, quiet room, the door clicking open was as loud as if the door had been slammed.

She walked in and gave me a big smile and introduced herself. She was tall for a woman and had light blonde hair. She was young for a doctor, I thought. I’m in my early 20s. She looked to be early 30s. We talked for a while about my health, lifestyle, and medical history. For a second, I thought maybe we wouldn’t be checking down there.

She took my height, weight, and heart rate. And I was hoping this was wrapping up soon. And then, sure enough, those words. “I’m just going to take a look downstairs.”

I gulped, and I think she noticed. I got red in the face again and started sweating. She instructed me to stand and pull down my pants and underwear. My hands shaking, I undid my pants, fumbling with the button. Going slowly as I could, as if she would change her mind, I slid my pants down. As they dropped to my ankles, I wrapped my hands around the waistband of my underwear and pulled those off too.

There I was, standing completely naked in front of a woman I had just met, who was now staring at my tiny penis. Like my first doctor, she remained professional. I could only imagine what she was thinking to herself. I barely moved as she inspected me. It was quick, maybe out of pity. She said, “OK, we’re all set. You can pull them back up.”

I was awkward for the rest of the check-up up but at least that was the last of it. I walked out thinking about it, whether she was laughing now or if she would tell anyone how small her new patient is.

While this reader got caught naked in the bathroom…

I just have a short story. I was at my girlfriend’s parents’ place, taking a shower. Halfway through the shower, I had stepped out to pee since I didn’t want to piss in the shower at someone else’s place. I had forgotten her mom had said there was no towel in the bathroom, and she would give me one. Well, she heard the shower still running, so she came in to leave the towel on the sink, but accidentally saw me standing there, just finished pissing.

At that moment, I turn to the door, and she is standing there, frozen in shock.

The other complicating factor is that I like to take cold showers since they are better for your skin, they say, so my dick is fully shriveled up down to enjoy an inch-long acorn. She stands there, mouth agape, and I can see her eyes dart down to my crotch, catching a clear glimpse of my tiny dick.

After probably a second, but what feels like an eternity, she gains her composure and then has a nervous chuckle and says, “Sorry, my bad, I didn’t mean to catch you like that,” tossing the towel on the sink and walking out, closing the door behind her.

I swear I hear a faint chuckle of her standing outside the door over the sounds of the shower, but I might just be imagining things. In the moment, it was absolutely mortifying, but now, looking back, I love it.

This reader was cuckolded with sex toys…

Recently, my wife went shopping and came back with some new sex toys. She told me to strip and close my eyes so she could give me a present. I did as I was told, and a moment later, I felt something soft slap me in the face. I opened my eyes to be met with an 8-inch silicone penis extender.

She told me she loved my little dick, but couldn’t resist the opportunity to try something bigger. As she lay back on the bed and started using her new vibrator on herself, she watched me slip this silicone toy over my shaft and squeeze my balls through the ring to lock it in place. Seeing my little dick at a more impressive 8 inches sent a shiver down my spine as I finally saw what a good-sized cock looked like between my legs.

She grasped my shaft with her hand and started stroking me as she continued to play with her clit. She jacked off the toy as she brought herself to orgasm. She released me and collapsed back, breathing hard before telling me to fuck her now. I started to remove the extender, but she stopped me and said to fuck her only with that.

I lubed it up and placed her legs over my shoulders. I guided the tip into her wet pussy. I entered slowly as her body adjusted to the size and eventually bottomed out inside of her. She gasped as she stretched and accommodated me. I gave it a moment before I started pumping.

She cried out in pleasure as I increased the speed and fucked her hard. Her body was thrusting along with me as she begged me to fuck her. With her eyes closed, she told me how much she wished she could have this every day. She told me to lie down on my back so she could mount me.

The face she made as she lowered herself down onto me, eyes rolling back, and biting her lip. She buried me deep and slowly ground her hips against me. It wasn’t long before she started cumming and collapsed on my chest, breathing heavily.

She told me she was exhausted and couldn’t take any more. I removed the extender, and my dick was dripping with a need to cum. She somewhat reluctantly started stroking me, but pretty quickly told me she was too worn out and stopped. She told me I should just not cum tonight, and she would make it up to me. I went to sleep very frustrated, but she was delighted.

Another reader’s tight costume exposed his shortcomings…

Back when I was in a musical, I was cast as a character who had to wear a tight costume, and my twin had to wear the same one. Anyway, I didn’t think it would be that bad, but I knew I was small when I was soft. So when we got our costumes, I put mine on, and I had the tiniest bulge you’ve ever seen like smaller than a quarter. And the girl who had the same costume as me had a fat ass, big tits, and a fem bulge, so I was SPHed by everyone.

In one scene, I had to hold a girl’s hand, and when I was standing a bit above her on the stairs, the girl was face level with my dick and laughed at it, saying, “Oh my gosh, what is that!? It’s so small!”

But when I asked her what she was talking about after she said, “Never mind.”

Also, this other older girl whom I had many scenes with was an absolute baddie with a fat ass and big tits, who refused to hug me because of my little dick would rub on her. The girl who I had a crush on in the show took a look at my dick in the costume and then turned and giggled to her friends and pointed at me and my dick. I’m forever humiliated, but it turned me on so much.

Meanwhile, this reader’s girlfriend misses her ex…

I’ve been with my girlfriend for a year now. When my girlfriend gets drunk, she gets super horny. Recently, she had two full bottles of wine and started touching me up and got me hard. She peeled my shorts off me and exposed my penis. With her thumb and index finger, she peeled my foreskin back to bare my bright pink head. She started to suck me like a ring pop, and I started throbbing, ready to explode with my head beat red, engorged with blood.

I was enjoying it so much, in total bliss. She popped me out of her mouth, and I thought she was going to get on top, but she held her index finger five inches from the head of my dick and said to me, “My ex was this long.”

She then made the okay sign👌sign with her fingers as wide as the shaft of a cucumber, put it around my dick, and said, “And this thick.”

I was so humiliated that I cum on my belly and chest without any stimulation.

She snickered and lay down. She put her hands inside her pyjamas and started rubbing her pussy. With her other hand, she began to grope her breasts and play with her nipples with her eyes closed. She completely ignored me for the next 30 minutes while she moaned super loud with me watching her. I got super uncomfortable, went silent, and started tearing up a bit.

I was so humiliated. I pulled my shorts up and went to the bathroom to sulk.

While this reader got lucky at a party…

I was at one of the first major parties my junior year of high school. I wasn’t popular, and I wasn’t noticed much. The party was pretty big at a big house! Kids everywhere! A ton of popular kids everywhere! Almost the whole school! The popular girls were all dressed so hot! The fatter one of the group was showing so much cleavage that I couldn’t stop staring! She had the most enormous, beautiful tits!

I think she had just been dumped! She was upset! So I started talking to her! We were both drinking a bit! She kept catching me eye on her cleavage! She kept touching me little by little! She has me so hard the entire conversation! She asked if I wanted to go upstairs! I definitely said yes!

So we got upstairs! Started kissing on the bed! She started taking off her clothes! So I did too!! I was so on edge! She asked if I had a condom! I did so, and she turned off the lights! But it was still light enough for me to see her! She lay down! I put on the condom! Got on top of her! I went inside her! But needed her help! I slid right in! It was heaven!!!

When I pulled out, the condom stayed in her a little, but slid right off my penis! I stopped and put it back on! She asked what happened. I told her the condom came off! I put it back on and went back inside her! As soon as I started to thrust back out, it began to slip off again! She noticed! I was already so close to cumming!

She raised to see and started to help put the condom back on!! Then asked why it was so baggy! She stroked the condom back on. I put the head back inside her! Right then, she said! “OH my god, your dick is so thin! YOU HAVE A PENCIL PENIS!”

I was already so close to cumming, but this sent me exploding! She got up, got dressed, and went back to the party! By the time I got dressed and back downstairs, she told her friends, and the entire party knew! Everyone was laughing at me, and all I heard was how I had a pencil penis and how prejac I was! Every girl called me pencil penis behind my back! The hot mean one would say it to my face! That always got me hard and running to the bathroom to jerk off!

This reader ordered pizza…

Hi! I am a 27 tgirl, and this recently happened. I was hanging with a friend, and we were both kind of high, so we did the only rational thing…order pizza. So we called Pizza Hut and ordered a pizza for delivery. We paid and are now waiting for the delivery to arrive. Something you should know about me is that when I am high, I am plodding, sluggish, and my reaction time is nonexistent.

Fast-forward about 30 minutes: the car pulls up, and my friend asks me to get it while she puts on the next movie. Well, I was like OK and went to get the pizza. Well, she decided to come over, and as I am talking to the delivery girl, signing the receipt for the tip, she yanks my shorts down.

Only what she didn’t plan on (probably) was me not wearing panties, and well, now im holding a pizza, some strange girl is staring at my tiny dicklette, and my friend is stifling her laughter. Well, I froze. The only rational thing to do would be to cover up, but due to my state, I had no clue what to do.

I was probably just kind of standing there for about 2-3 minutes. After about 30 seconds, this girl is in absolute tears of laughter. The only thing I remember her saying was, “Don’t worry about the tip, I can see you don’t have one.”

I was never more turned on.

Another reader is easy fodder at a strip club…

So I’ve never been a strip club guy before my divorce! But my buddies forced me to go to get me out of the house! So I went! In the back of my mind, I was kind of scared to go so far down the gooner SPH pre-jac rabbit hole! So I wasn’t going to get a lap dance. I was just going to watch the main floor! My buddy paid for a lap dance, and before I knew it, I was being lead by the hand towards the back by the sexiest little lady I’ve ever seen!

My little dick was so hard!

I sat down, and she started doing her thing! I was doing everything I could to hold back! I was on edge from the start! She didn’t know I could see her in one of the mirrors, or didn’t care! She was grinding on me, looking at her girlfriends, and gave the SPH hand sign! Her friends laughed, and she giggled!

I blew my load right then!

She got up! Looked at me and laughed so hard! Then he started teasing me! She told me where the bathroom was and to clean myself up! She led me to the front. I said sorry; she told me it was okay. She knew I couldn’t handle her! I asked if I could come back sometimes! She told me I had to pay double! She told me all her girlfriends knew, so if I wanted the humiliation, I could come back!

I went back 5 times! She made it happen every time, just walking in and seeing the girls giggle started the pre cum!!

Meanwhile, this reader is pantsed by an old friend…

I am 6’2 280 with a 2-inch dick on a good day when I’m soft. Cold, Wet, Working Out, it’s good as gone, it hides and won’t come out unless it’s forced to. When I’m hard, my dick is anywhere between 4.5-5.5 inches, but it’s still been called small. That being said, I love the idea of anyone telling me I have a small dick. I also have this strong urge to be exposed to people I would typically not want to know about my little dick.

I told my now fiancée, I have a SPH fetish, and it’s okay to humiliate me from time to time, because it’s not mean, it’s foreplay. She felt uncomfortable at first, but now she’s really taking a liking to it. Still reassures me that she feels bad saying it, but loves the effect it has on me. We went out of town to visit an old coworker and friend in another city. We stayed the weekend at their house because motels are just too expensive these days. They happily invited us over, and I was hype to see them because it’s been almost five years.

They have been together for 10 years and share a child. We all met at our old job back in 2015. I moved during COVID and hadn’t seen them in so long. Important information to have is that the woman of this couple has seen my dick, stroked my dick, pinched my dick soft, knows how tiny I am, has seen nudes, videos of me naked fully, walking, bending over, and lying down. She has seen me but has kept my secret up until this moment. Even her baby daddy, who is also a good friend of mine, with no knowledge of my history with his woman.

We all walk into their home, are greeted with handshakes and hugs, invited in, and offered seats. The woman we will call Beth was smiling really hard at me. I assumed it was because she missed me. After all, she kept saying how much she missed me, but boy, was I wrong. She goes, “Oh my god, you have to come see little Anna,” her daughter’s room, because no one was home, the kids were all at their grandparents’ house.

So I got up and went to see the room, and it looked perfectly normal, nothing WOW about it. I was so confused. It was like she was giving me a tour of the most normal room ever. There was nothing even on the walls. It was a ploy for her to be behind me as I walked back into the living room. I stepped into the living room, headed back to my seat, and WOOSH, my shorts and briefs were yanked down to my ankles.

It was so fast I had no time to react. After she yanked them down, she peeked around my thighs and flicked the tip of my dick that was sticking out straight on top of a sack of balls that looked empty. My dick was so small it was just a dick head pointing out straight, sitting on top of an empty ball sack that was the same size as my dick head.

I reached down to cover with both hands, but the damage was done, she said to her boyfriend, “See, babe… I told you he has a tiny, tiny dick. You should be more confident. There are dicks way tinier than yours, like this one.”

We all just laughed at the situation. I just tried my best to hide my boner because that still turns me on, and it’s been several months.

While this reader hooked up with a German girl and got cucked…

This was a very long time ago, and I wish I had known about kinks back then, but it was 2002, and the internet wasn’t strong with that one. I was 19 and traveled all over Germany that summer, but had to divert because of flooding. Met a beautiful blonde blue blue-eyed girl in a diverged train.

We exchanged numbers and met shortly thereafter. We immediately hit it off, and we had relatively regular sex, which I enjoyed quite a lot. Hope she did as well. She invited me to celebrate New Year’s in Prague with her, and I gladly accepted.

We’ve been to this house party, where her ex was present. Overall, the party was routine and uneventful, but he offered to drive us back to her place after midnight. It was a bit terrifying because he kept running red lights and speeding, saying, “I’m the police.”

He wasn’t wrong because he actually was a cop.

We arrived at her place, I was shown to my room, and they headed to hers. He pounded her so hard, I heard her and him moaning loudly, clearly. Yes, I was next door.

Today, I do understand what happened there. Back then, I totally didn’t. Really wonder if she made fun of my small dick (4.7″/12cm hard).

What’s clear is, I only fucked her once in Berlin, sadly not in Prague, and thereafter. It was pretty weird, and I really wish we all had known about SPH as we do now. Maybe I could have watched him fuck her really good with his enormous cock. Yes, I didn’t see it, but I could hear the difference between us fucking and him fucking her. It was wild.

*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech. Some of these stories have come from Reddit.