SPH-THEMED EROTICA STORIES

This reader tries doggy…

I tried to pound her hard from the back, but I didn’t have enough inches. I was worked up all day to get behind her thick ass, not sure what I was thinking. I swear I came twice during the day just thinking about it. Missionary was fine, but when I got behind, I had to spread her ass just to get in it. Then I was pounding, enough to make our bodies clap. I thought I was inside her deep, but she told me to lie down, and eventually she ‘came.’ She told me to finish by stroking because she was too sore. I knew the truth.

Another reader only blames himself…

Lela and I married in 1977. She was eighteen, and I had just turned twenty-one. Honest to God, she was a beautiful woman, five foot three, one hundred pounds. Her natural hair color was mousey brown, but she kept it bleached blonde, and she has blue eyes. We dated for nearly three years before we got married, and judging from our sex life, it was obvious that we were both virgins. My penis is relatively small at only four inches when erect and thin at one and a quarter inches wide. Lela never complained about it or the fact that I was a quick squirter. Back in 1977, the only adult entertainment I had was magazines.

I discovered Penthouse and the letters written in. One topic that never failed to get my heart racing was stories of married men sharing their wives. In our first year of marriage, I began hinting to Lela that I thought it would be sexy for her to flirt with a particular friend of mine. His name is Keith, and he and I used to hit the strip clubs a lot. I had seen his penis numerous times, and I told Lela how big it was. She always seemed uninterested and often asked why I would say that to her about it.

Later on, I said I wanted her to fuck him. She gave me the standard response, saying she was happy with me and that I would get mad if she did. For nearly a year, I continued to tell her that if she had sex with Keith that she would like it. Once she said that if I did it and liked it, I wouldn’t stop. I said I don’t want you to stop.

Well, we found out she was pregnant, and we were delighted. I really started telling her she should have sex with Keith since she couldn’t get more pregnant. When she was eight months, we planned a trip to Pigeon Forge, TN, and on the ride home, I started in on her again, saying You are at eight months, you had better hurry up and fuck Keith before it’s too late. She shocked me when she admitted that she and Keith had been having sex for nearly a year. Since that time, she has had casual sex with twelve guys, most of whom are married and have become regulars.

Meanwhile, this reader’s mother-in-law cops an eyeful…

I was helping my mother-in-law replace dead light bulbs in her house, climbing up and down the ladder. I was wearing baggy sweatpants and a T-shirt. My mother-in-law was holding the ladder for me from the front so her eye level would be at my groin every time I was up. I’m a big guy at 6 feet 2 inches tall and 245 lbs, so the ladder moves a lot when I go up it.

Near the end of changing the bulbs, I was on my way up the ladder when the hem of my sweats got caught in the hinge of the ladder. When I stepped up the next rung, my sweats got pulled down as they were stuck, and my groin was perfectly eye level with my mother-in-law. I wasn’t wearing undergarments, and my mother-in-law saw straight at my completely hairless 1-inch soft penis and tight ball sack in front of her eyes. Her eyes widened, and she laughed so hard right there that she bent down laughing. I turn red with humiliation as I stumble down the ladder trying to pull my pants up.

I finally get down the ladder, and my little penis is vibrating with the jump. She is staring right at it and laughing at it. She screams, “Your dick is smaller than a newborn baby boy, no wonder I don’t have a grandchild.”

She put her little finger under my penis, and it is three times the size of my member. She bursts out laughing, and her spittle hits me. She turned around and left the room, laughing hysterically, with me still butt naked. I was so humiliated, and I was getting rock hard too.

While this reader’s not impressing his new step-daughter…

So, basically, I live in a clothing optional household these days, and it’s still warm out there… My wife’s daughter looked between my legs and said matter-of-factly, “Why is it so small?”

Ouch 🤏🏽🤏🏽

This reader played strip blackjack with his friends…

I was out with a group of friends last night, and a few of us ended up back at a friend’s house having drinks and chatting. After an hour or so, most people had left, leaving me, my friend, whose house it was, and her friend from work. We were chatting and playing cards when her friend said that we should play strip blackjack! We were all pretty drunk and said yes without really thinking about it! After a while, the girls were both topless but still had their bottom halves dressed, and I was down to just my boxer shorts and starting to get a bit nervous.

Sometimes when I drink, my dick gets really small, and this was one of those times! Plus, I haven’t manscaped for ages, and it’s pretty wild down there, which doesn’t help! I hadn’t even thought about any of that when I happily agreed to play! I managed to keep my boxer shorts on for a good few rounds, until we were all just in boxers or panties! And then it happens, I lose and have to stand up and take off my boxer shorts and reveal my little dick hiding in a bush! I stopped and explained my situation before I took them off, which made them both smile and giggle slightly, but they said that they didn’t care and would be nice!

I don’t think they were really ready, though, because when I dropped my shorts, they both burst out laughing and didn’t stop for ages! I was laughing too, and it really was fun! Once they’d stopped laughing, I had to stay standing while they finished the game, my friend lost next and had to take her panties off and stand next to me for the winner to admire! She came and stood next to me and kept looking down at my little dick and smiling, so I turned towards her, shook my hips so that it did a little jiggle, which made us all laugh again!

My friend then took her panties off, so we were all naked. We carried on drinking and chatting, but the conversation soon turned to my little dick, and they had loads of questions. My friend’s friend asked how big it is usually and how big it gets when it’s hard! I told her that it’s generally around average when it’s soft, and it’s just over 6 inches hard. Neither of them believed me and said there was no way it could grow that much, so I half jokingly said that if they helped me, I’d show them!

They smiled and looked at each other, and then they both started poking my dick from side to side with their fingers. This began to make my dick start to grow slowly. The way that it started to emerge from my bush made my friend crack up laughing. Her friend took her thumb and finger, pulled my foreskin back, and said peekaboo as my head came out! We all had a good laugh about that, and eventually they were both stroking my dick, and I got rock hard. I stood up and showed them from different angles, and they were amazed! I really hope that we can play some more strip games together again soon!

Another reader got pantsed at a party…

In my 20s, I was at a house party with 40-plus people. Everyone kind of knows each other, and it was about 50/50 male-to-female. I was wearing a tee and basketball shorts.

I was talking to friends in a circle (6F/2M) when, out of nowhere, I felt my pants at my ankles. My friend thought it would be funny to pants me. He picked me because I am the tallest. So there I was with my noob out of soft. The faces of everyone were shocked and laughing. I picked up my shorts as quickly as I could. Asking me how that’s possible? Does it grow?. My embarrassment made me leave without saying a word to anyone. I heard I was the talk of the party.

The aftermath, everyone knows now, and they all joke, and now my nickname is tall boy.

Meanwhile, this reader didn’t impress a hookup…

I was on a sales training trip once and got friendly with a girl in my class. We flirted in class, then hung out afterward. We had drinks and dinner with a few other classmates. Eventually, it was just the two of us. We decided to hang out in her room. She started dropping hints that some of her exes couldn’t satisfy her because they were too small in the dick department. I knew then she wouldn’t like my 4”.

One thing led to another, and our clothes came off. She did a double-take when she saw my 1.5” chub. She says, “Oh my God, you can’t be serious! That is the smallest cock I have ever seen! You’re not fucking me with that.”

She said I could eat her pussy if I wore her panties, because a clit that small deservedly to be in panties. I did what I was told until she came. She told me I had to jerk my little dick and swallow my own load.

Again, I did what I was told while she watched and fingered her pussy. We both came at the same time. I ate my load and gave her her panties back. The following day, we left and never saw each other again. We both lived in different states.

While this reader was pantsed at a college football game…

This happened when I was a freshman in college. A bunch of my friends got together to go to one of the school’s football games. We decided to paint up for the game (a decision I will regret later). When we got to the game, I noticed a guy I knew in high school standing behind us. We never really got along, and he and I started talking shit to each other. I thought nothing of it, ignored him, and kept watching the game.

Later in the game, I felt someone grab my pants. He snuck up behind me, and pulled my pants right down to my ankles. Unfortunately for me, my boxers came down with my pants. So now I am standing completely naked at this football game. To make matters worse, when I looked down, my penis couldn’t have been smaller. It was basically just my head popping out above my shriveled, tiny balls.

I pulled up my pants as quick as I could, and that’s when I heard the girl standing next to me laughing. I looked at her, mortified, and all she said was that she’d seen EVERYTHING, and she kept laughing.

I had a few classes with her, and she would bring it up all the time. Her friends would come up to me and say that they heard of my little secret. I tried to blame my size on the cold weather, but they just rolled their eyes and laughed. I was humiliated.

This reader’s wife still doesn’t feel much…

So I was getting ready to head out of the house. When the wife asks if I want to pop in real quick. I hurriedly stripped down and was instantly rock hard because I had taken a Cialis the day before. Now I’ve noticed my cock has been a little on the weaker side lately, so I really wanted to give her something extra hard the next few days, and the Cialis usually helps me do it. Well, she spread her legs. I put some Astro Glide on my raging hard Cialis dick and pressed as hard and deep as I could into her.

Then slowly, I started fucking in and out of her. Now I used to be 6.5″ in my twenties, but with my 42-year-old dick with weight gain, I’m lucky if I hit 5″ these days.

So I start slow, then build up momentum. After about 45 seconds of heaven, she says, “OK, you’re done, let’s get going”.

I say, “Wait, what? That’s all I get?”

She says, “Yes, you are not even hard, you feel soft and small.”

Fuck that got me even more turned on when she said it. I was fully erect with a Cialis hard-on, and she thought I was still soft and limp. It was so humiliating. I ate it up. When I pulled out, I showed her how hard my dick was. She kind of rolled her eyes and said, “It does look more impressive than normal. It just felt smaller than usual.”

Another reader was caught naked by his dorm mate…

M19 and my roommate, also M19, are both freshmen in college. We were assigned randomly. I’m also gay, and suspect he’s bi, been getting some mixed signals.

My penis is just barely an inch soft, so pretty small.

I don’t like people knowing how small I am, so I try to keep it a secret or just not make it known. I never get changed in front of him. I either go into the bathroom (our dorm is like two connected dorms that have one shared bathroom) or just change when he’s not there.

Last week, I was getting changed in the morning, and I thought he was gone for a morning class. Apparently, he hadn’t let them in; he was just in the bathroom. So my underwear is down at my ankles, and he walks out of the bathroom and turns towards me. I freeze, not knowing what to do. He stares for a second, looks down, then turns around and goes out the door.

I quickly threw something on, and he walked back because he forgot his phone. I’m just sitting on the bed, horrified. He didn’t say a word, just left.

That night, he hadn’t come back to the dorm and didn’t text me, which was unusual. The next day, I texted him, trying to keep it casual, and he said he had to tell me something when he got back.

When he got back, he apologized for running out so quick and said he was just flustered. He told me he rushed out so quickly because he kind of had a thing for me and got real embarrassed.

Luckily, he said he enjoys my size, or lack thereof.

Meanwhile, this reader has a sweaty workout…

I go to the gym often, but today was different. The gym was hotter than usual, and I was benching my PR. So now I am sweaty, I am pushing the weights up; typically, your butt is down. Because of how heavy it was, my butt went up, and my groin pressed against my pants. When I set the weight down, I sat up, and a girl I see often looks a me worried. I kept working out, and she kept looking at me. After a while, she comes up to me and tells me I should wear different-colored pants, and wiggles her pinky. I did not notice that my groin was drenched in sweat. And you could tell I was not packing anything down there.

While this reader got pantsed doing pullups…

My friend Dan and I went to our friend Liz’s house, and she had 3 of our other friends over, too (all girls). Not long before this day, we had all hung out and gotten drunk, and Dan had stripped naked and gone streaking, and we all found out he had a micropenis. Since then, we’ve all been teasing him for it. Dan got his revenge on me this day.

We were all having some drinks in the backyard when someone pointed out the pull-up bar set up in her backyard. The girls went over with drunken confidence, seeing who could do the most pull-ups. They each took a turn and then told us to try. I went up and started doing a few pull-ups when all of a sudden I felt my shorts + underwear get pulled straight wholly and down off me.

Not around my ankles, not at my feet, they came right off me completely, leaving me hanging there with my tiny wiener pointing straight out at the girls who stared at it and then couldn’t stop laughing.

I dropped down and covered my acorn and saw Dan with my pants and underwear and said, “Guess I’m not the only one with a small dick,” as the girls laughed.

And I responded saying, “At least mine’s not a micro,” and I yanked his pants off too and took his off him, leaving us both naked with our tiny penises exposed for the girls to see as they kept laughing at us.

We realized what we did and got embarrassed, and gave each other our bottoms back. But I left mine off and said, “Who cares! You’ve all seen it now anyway.”

To which one of the girls said, “Yeah, we’ve seen all one inch of you and all half an inch of little Dan,” as they all laughed and teased our tiny wieners.

This reader enjoyed his holiday in Mexico…

Went to Mexico this year. My wife treated herself to a massage. I have definitely shrunk over the years. My penis is inverted when I’m soft, and my balls are almost nonexistent. I pretty much look neutered. She thought I needed a massage too, so she booked one for me. The massage included an exfoliating scrub you had to rinse off. So first, you get a full scrub with the special lotion. Then rinse the exfoliating lotion off in the shower for a regular massage.

The masseuse waited for me while I got ready for my shower. I didn’t realize she was still there; she was very quiet. She was in the other room working, but could still see me. I was naked while adjusting the shower temperature. My penis was as described above. I was at my smallest.

When I looked up and saw her there, looking at me, I was embarrassed but excited. She looked away, but I noticed her covering her mouth. She was definitely laughing at my expense. I tipped her well. I’m glad my penis could make her laugh.

Another reader flashes some girls on a webcam site and regrets it…

I was just browsing for people on a non-adult webcam site (let’s be honest, mainly girls), and I came across a bunch of them. I think it was a dorm, that’s why there were 3-4 girls together. Before I could say anything, one girl shouted, “Show us your dick,” and the rest of the girls started laughing.

I, too, got excited, and without wasting lowered my pants only for them to laugh more.

One girl said, “So tiny.”

Of the four girls, two left the chat immediately, and the other two kept saying they should see a doctor or asking me how it could be so small. By no means did I think I was big, but I never thought I was that small. Soon, they started saying jerk off or rub it on the pillow. I left the chat room because of the fear of being banned. This webcam site was not an adult site.

Meanwhile, this reader had an embarrassing checkup…

Yesterday I went to a dermatologist for a skin check-up. I was brought into the examination room and ordered to undress except for my undies while I waited in the room. I got a bit nervous, and of course, my anyway under-average cocklette shrank more.

When the doctor entered the room, she said I should stand so she could check me. She told me to look down to check my ears and scalp. I did as ordered and saw that my little bulge disappeared and was more like a little pimple that pressed against the elastic fabric of my briefs. I recognized it, but thought: Nah, no problem.

After inspection the mentioned areas, she then wanted me to lie on my back. And my thought was just: Fuck. I felt so exposed. Already before the examination, just standing there in undies… Not my speciality. She went down from my shoulders over the breast to my stomach, always using her magnifying glass to check the moles…

Until she came to my crotch.

In the last examination, the guy didn’t check it, and I didn’t think anything bad, until I felt how she pulled the underwear down.

My blood froze to ice as I remembered the little pimple nub and felt it retract even more. She nestled around with the fabric and, well, usually I feel the dick fall back on my belly, but this time… nothing. So I imagined my shrimp either standing upright, 2-3 cm tall, or leaning to the side like a palm tree. Not erected… I know how small it can get and what it does then…

Her expression was something I couldn’t interpret. I was so overwhelmed by this situation that I struggled to reflect on it.

It was something between surprise and pity. (Well, I feel so…)

Yeah, this was really a not-so-nice experience, and I felt humiliated without really being it.

While this reader doesn’t impress his Aunt…

I am Meri, currently 23. This is what happened when I was in 12th grade. I’m 5’11, I was skinny with barely a 1”-1.5” inch soft dick. No one was in my home. What I expected, but my Aunt was there, and I was not aware. In my house, we have a bathroom in the hall itself, where guests and anyone who comes from outside can sit.

As I said, I was not aware that I was not home alone. I thought I was. So I thought I’d take a bath. I didn’t take any clothes with me into the bathroom, not even a towel. I thought I would go out naked and change in my room.

I came out of the shower, all shrivelled up. My dick and balls are both tiny like a kid because of the cool water and me being tiny in itself. I came out naked. My Aunt was outside in the hall when I emerged from the bathroom. I didn’t take a towel, so the floor became wet. When I saw her, I went back inside again. She said she wanted to use the bathroom, so I had to come out.

I said I don’t have clothes.

My Aunt said, “Do you have anything worth covering? Come out, quickly,” in an angry tone. I came out naked, she slapped me and twisted my ear, and said, “I am coming, don’t move from here.”

I stayed butt naked outside the washroom she came out. She said, “Because you didn’t take anything with you, neither towel nor clothes, you will remain like this now, you will clean the floor that you wet.”

So I went and put on my slipper, which was already muddy, and when it touched the floor, the whole hall became dirty. She opened her slipper, and she slapped my ass cheeks with her slipper, saying, “Only the height is increasing, the brain is also growing. Cute, you were this big when you were 3 years old, and you are still that big today.”

Again, she started spanking me with her slippers and asked me to mop the floor with a cloth with my hands. I cannot wear any clothes until the floor is clean and dry. She even slapped me on my dick with her slippers, saying, “Even though it’s so small, it does not hide.”

This reader was publicly exposed in the dorm showers…

This all happened in my freshman year of college when I had to live in the dorms. In our dorms, we had public showers, but each one had curtains you could draw to get some privacy. Early in my semester, I went to shower. It was pretty busy, but one stall was open, so I took it.

I got undressed, slipped on my shower shoes, and began washing myself. I finished up and turned the water off. That’s when I heard the curtain pull open, and a guy was standing there staring at me, completely nude and exposing me to the rest of the people in the shower room. My penis is extremely tiny. When I’m soft, I’m just about 1 inch; when I’m hard, I’m barely 3.5 inches.

The guy who exposed me said, “Shit, my bad,” and closed the curtain.

But I could hear him and the rest of the people in the room laughing and saying, “Did you see how small that guy’s dick was?”

When I got dressed and walked out, the guy was still in there, and I could hear him stifle a laugh. He was also just in his underwear, and I could see a very noticeable bulge, so I know he has a huge cock, and way bigger than mine.

After this happened, it spread around to most of the people on my dorm floor. I would notice people stare at me and laugh or make the small dick symbol at me. My roommate found out, and he gave me the nickname ‘microman.’

Another reader gets lucky during a business event…

At a business event, I met a woman who became a close friend, and we were both in our mid-20s. She was longing for a guy I saw at that event who was tall, handsome, had giant hands, and didn’t really reply to her advances. She was sort of waiting for him, in vain…

We became good platonic friends, until that one night… Two female friends, her and I, watched a movie. The two friends went home, we stayed, and she started putting her moves on me.

This is the moment to explain how she looked. She was a brunette, blue-eyed girl with massive boobs. Seriously massive, I always found her so incredibly hot. Couldn’t believe my luck when we started fucking.

She made out with me after the movie, took complete advantage of me, and rode me. I didn’t really get to fuck her. She was mostly on top of me, trying to grind me deep.

I really enjoyed her massive tits and loved locking eyes with her, getting lost in her Danish blue eyes…

This remained a one-night stand, sadly. I always suspected she expected me to be better endowed. Her crush was 6’5”, and I was 6 feet. He had that big dick energy. It felt impossible to compete with him.

So, after a few years had passed, I actually asked her why this was a one-night stand between us. She tried to be friendly, not hurting my feelings. She said she was simply horny and just wanted to fuck.

But when I probed her on it, she admitted that I wasn’t what she had expected or wished for. “Your dick is tiny,” she said bluntly. “Not any comparison to the guy I really wanted. You weren’t the man I needed to feel satisfied. It was OK, but I’d never want to repeat it.”

Meanwhile, this reader was compared to Hodor…

My dick is pretty small. About 3” hard. Over the past few weeks, I’ve been watching Game of Thrones with my partner. If you haven’t seen it, there is occasionally full frontal male nudity. Every time it comes up, my partner takes the opportunity to comment.

When Hodor appeared on the screen naked with a complete frontal softie, my partner commented, “Wow, he’s like 3 times your size, and he’s soft, and you’re hard.”

As the show went on, the comparisons continued. Every time Hodor came up, I would get a comment.

“Well, you definitely don’t compare to him. He is probably 7-9 inches, and you have a tiny dick.”

Then started the comparison to other characters.

You don’t even compare to Alfie Allen (Theon Greyjoy). His soft cock is bigger than your hard little dickie.”

Every time we watch a show with any nudity, I can expect to hear similar comments.

While this reader had fun at the YMCA…

In the 10th grade, I went to the YMCA with two friends to swim. After swimming, we went to the locker room to change and dry off. They were on one side of the wall, and I was on the other. I heard them say, “Oh, shit! We forgot our towels!”

They came over and asked to borrow mine. They were completely naked. One of them had a soft cock that was about 6 inches long, and the other was about 4 inches long. They both had large, hairy bushes, and their balls were quite large and hung low.

Without thinking, I said, “Yeah, sure,” and handed them my towel without even realizing that my little penis was exposed.

They both started laughing and pointing, making the small penis hand symbol. Fortunately, they went back to their side, but I could still hear them laughing and whispering about my small penis. They told several of their friends, and I was called ‘tiny’ for the rest of high school.

This reader found out his girlfriend was cheating on him…

The girl I lost my virginity to used to make comments hinting that my dick was small. “It’s so cute,” or “Put it all the way in now.”

She would compare it to things like lighters, her phone, etc., and giggle. A few months later, I got the feeling she might be cheating. We got in a fight, and I asked her to let me check her phone. She threw it at me and said, “Go ahead, you might not like what you see.”

I see her messages with one of my friends where they are flirty and exchanging pictures. The stuff she’s sending him is the kind she’s never sent me. I scroll past a picture of my friend’s cock, it’s enormous, at least double the size of mine. She had called me by his name multiple times before.

The humiliation was setting in. She was giggling now. She said, “See, I can’t help it, look how big he is.” Then she said, “You might as well check the group chat, too.”

I scroll through her group chat with her friends, where they are all making fun of how small I am and how she’s been cheating on me. She grabbed her phone back and told me, “Good luck finding another girl as hot as me with your tiny little dick,” and then yelled, “Bye loser,” as she left.

Another reader wants to be cuckolded…

It all started when we were watching a movie, and she began to tease me. She was rubbing my dick from the outside of my pants, then she began to put her hand under and stroke it. After a bit of her edging me with her hand, she pulled it out to suck my dick, but would stop every time I had some kind of reaction. She then told me she wanted me inside her and took me to the bedroom, where she rode me to the point I got close to cumming in minutes.

She knows it’s hard for me to last when she jerks me off or gives me head beforehand. We kept stopping and going, trying to get me to last. Still, at the same time, she was humiliating me and telling me how pathetic it was that I couldn’t even fuck her for more than a few minutes before getting close to cumming, talking about how a little dick loser like me could only handle a handjob. Still, we eventually gave up trying to get me to last, and she had me eat her out until she came all over my mouth.

After she came all over my mouth, she pushed me onto the bed and started edging me while continuing to humiliate me. She even started purposefully overstimulating me to the point I was squirming. She asked me if I thought my little dick could ever please a girl like her, and I said no, and she stopped talking for a minute, and I started to beg her to humiliate me more.

She thought I meant more extreme stuff and started to talk about cucking me because she didn’t know what else to say. She told me that I don’t even come close to comparing to the other guys she’s been with, she said I’d probably like to see her fuck another guy that’s bigger than me. It turned me on so much.

But then she said, “It wouldn’t even be hard to find a guy bigger than you. I could probably just message any random guy, and they would feel massive compared to the pathetic sex your little dick gives me.”

I said, “I can’t believe my girlfriend wants to fuck someone else in front of me.”

She said, “Of course I do. Why wouldn’t I when I can barely feel you inside me?”

I was so turned on by all the talk of her fucking other guys and humiliating me that I think I came harder than I have ever before.

The unfortunate part is that she has issues with cuckolding because her last boyfriend was a cuck, but he would go back and forth on it and started to blame her. So she is very hesitant with that kind of stuff. But god, it turned me on so much that I think I want her actually to cuckold me.

Meanwhile, this reader comes up short on a nude beach…

My first nude beach experience was bringing a girlfriend to Miami Beach. She was more experienced than I, and at the time, I had no idea how small I was. I mean, I knew I wasn’t the biggest tool in the shed, but I didn’t think I was the smallest either.

Anyway, she was topless most of the day. My little boner was firm. When my girlfriend looked down at my shorts, she laughed and said, “Oh my God, you can’t even see it.”

There were a lot of guys around with clingy shorts or banana hammocks. My girlfriend said the sexiest thing, she said, “I know you’re turned on. You’re rock hard, and you can’t even see it. I’m topless in a thong, and I’m surrounded by soft dicks, huge ones.”

What she meant was every guy on the beach had a visible cock, and they were soft, and she was turned on looking at all the big wangs.

On the way back to the hotel, she asked to go to an adult store. It was my first time in a porno shop, and she was surprised that I was okay and was willing to buy her a dildo.

At the hotel, I started the shower, and when I came back to the bedroom, she was already fucking the dildo, telling me, “Baby, do you see this? I need this. It feels so good.”

She was really comfortable asking to use a dildo when she wanted to get off. This was the first weekend of what would always be a great time holding her dildos, watching videos of her with her ex, eating her pussy, all while I stroked and prematurely ejaculated, something she enjoyed.

While this reader also compared poorly on a nude beach…

Well, as many here, I have a small dick. Not the tiniest, mind you, but a mere four inches of steel.

So, when I was at the lake with my former girlfriend many years ago, we were paddling around in my paddle boat. We always did nude bathing, which is quite common here and allowed at the dedicated areas and tolerated next to them.

So, we undressed and went into the boat. She had a nice body, and many people complimented me on it, which made me really satisfied. And she wasn’t really the most loyal person, which has never been a problem for me, since we always had a friends-with-benefits relationship.

We sat on the boat, and I felt the warmth of the sun spread all over my body. It was a really hot summer day, and we were sweaty. We landed our boat at the beach where only nudists are allowed, then waded into the fresh water and searched for a spot in the half-shade of a tree.

I grabbed the picnic I’d brought and prepared some food. While so, I was wondering why she got so crazy hard nipples. They stood straight forward as they wanted to slice the air in half. I looked at her more closely, noting that her labia were spread and slightly swollen. A view that wasn’t normal for her, even not in the lotus seat position she had taken.

I felt how my little friend also woke up a bit and had a half erection, but still soft. So we sat there eating, and I recognized it wasn’t me in her focus. She was looking around all the time and scanning the other naked guys. My little guy shrank down again at this realization, and was there in its old size. As small as usual, it even stands when flaccid, and I got a bit jealous, honestly.

We took the boat later and paddled across the lake back to the parking lot.

I said, “What a beautiful day this has been,” and that she seemed to be really aroused still.

Her answer has been devastating. “Yes! Haven’t you seen all those cocks at the nudist beach? Those big cocks? They were all so crazy fucking big. I imagined how they spread my pussy and how they must feel in my hand. Heavy, warm pulsating full of manly strength!”

I am not sure what I said then, but I must have looked strange. Maybe I didn’t say anything. She then completed it, feeling she might have hurt me, but made it even worse.

“Yours isn’t bad. Really not. It is really OK…”

She pronounced this OK in a way that it sounded only ‘OK-ish.’

She continued, “But those cocks… Damn… They were all so much bigger than yours. I mean, I know you’re a grower. But those cocks…” She gasped again. “So manly… So big… So veiny and strong.”

Well, yeah. That’s one of the saddest stories that showed me that size matters and that all those small dick positivity stories are bullshit.

This female reader likes the art of the tease…

Teasing and humiliating moments don’t always have to be extreme. Sometimes they’re like a perfectly timed wink in a flirty duel, subtle but sharp. It’s not about going overboard; it’s about spotting that glimmer of a chance, that split-second spark, and diving in with a cheeky grin to land a zinger that leaves everyone laughing, blushing, and begging for more.

We were in a teasing showdown about who was right about the correct term for a steamy soak. I said ‘hottub,’ and he said ‘spa.’ Clearly, I’m winning this one, but that’s a debate for another day. He’s worried he’s hurt my feelings.

“It’s OK, I promise. I can take the teasing,” I said, ready to keep this verbal dance going.

“What else can you take 😜?” he fires back.

I can tell he’s enjoying this a little too much.

Oh, game on.

The air crackles with playful challenge, and I’m not one to back down.

I fire back, “Every inch you’ve got… Oh wait,” and burst into laughter, throwing in a cheeky 🤏 gesture for good measure.

The moment lands like a perfectly timed mic drop, leaving us both grinning, the banter hotter than any hottub or spa debate could ever be.

*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech. Some of these stories have come from Reddit.