SPH-THEMED EROTICA STORIES

This reader dated Jill Banyon…

I went home with a woman I met at a bar, and when we arrived at her place, she instantly made me pull my dick out. She began to stroke it without my permission. She said, “This dickie is too small for pussy. It only deserves to go up the ass. Only big cocks deserve pussy. One’s this size is just back door dicks.”

She made me repeat all of it, then made me record a video of me pumping my pinky dick in her pucker. Afterwards, she instructed me that I was only allowed to get hard for butthole, and she would cover her pussy whenever we had sex. Sometimes she would make me watch as she used really big toys to stretch herself, then make me slip in afterwards to feel how cavernous she was. Absolutely amazing experience, and I haven’t had a lady like that since.

Another reader fails to impress a college crush…

In college, I had a group of friends who always hung out together. It was a mixed group of guys and girls; there was always a lot of flirting, but no one ever hooked up. One friend, whom we’ll call Cathy, had an off-campus apartment with a roommate who was rarely around, so we usually hung out there.

One night, we were at Cathy’s and were drinking a little bit. Most people were having one or two, because they had an early class. Cathy and I didn’t have class until the next afternoon, so we were drinking more than the rest. People started leaving because of early classes, then it was just Cathy and me.

The two of us used to flirt a lot, and to be honest, I always wanted to fuck her. I just never had the nerve to make a move. We were on the couch, both drunk, me more than her. She leaned in and kissed me. Next thing I know, we are in the bedroom, making out on her bed. She unzips my pants, pulls them down, then rips off my underwear.

My dick was so hard, my four-inch silver member dick was throbbing. At this point, I had only been with one other woman, and we had both been virgins when we met, so I had no clue I was small. I figured I was average.

Cathy grabs me and starts laughing. She takes me in her thumb and forefinger, in a high-pitched voice that I am sure was meant to imitate a muppet, “Hello, pretty lady! My name is tiny penis! And I am a disappointment!!”

She laughed! She went down, opened her mouth, and took the whole thing her mouth in one swallow. Being damn near a virgin, I exploded in her mouth. She sucked it all in until I was finished. She took it out of her mouth, kissed the head of my rapidly shriveling dick, and said, “You should go. I need to finish myself off, and there’s something in that drawer that will make you feel bad about yourself.”

I pulled up my pants and headed back to my dorm, where I jerked off imagining her masturbating with a ridiculously large vibrator.

Meanwhile, this reader has a little roleplay with his wife…

So I am a sucker for a woman in scrubs, as I’m sure many of you are. Plus, I have had so many fantasies about going to the doctor and them having to examine my penis and mocking it. So, I got some scrubs for my wife, who had never done roleplay before of any sort, and she put them on and had me lie on the bed. She came in, carefully locked the door, and walked toward me.

“Name?” she said coldly and went through the formalities of asking questions as a nurse would.

She then asked me to remove my pants, which I did. I was already hard as a rock. She gingerly pulled my underwear back, and there was a look of shock on her face. Like, a believable one.

“Does it always look like that?”

“Uhh… Yeah…” I said.

“It’s NOT supposed to look like that…”

She proceeded to cover it back up, move to different angles, look at it again, and then cover it back up again each time.

She eventually said, “Well, I see I have my work cut out for me. Take your underwear off.”

I happily obliged, and she touched it gently. “They only send me in for special cases. Yours is especially… Special”

“What are you going to do…?” I asked.

“If I can’t get you harder and bigger, no one can.”

She measured me several times throughout this process, starting at around 2.75 inches, and it eventually reached approximately 3 inches.

“Not even 3 inches? I feel horrible for your wife!” my wife said.

While this reader gets some on-the-job SPH…

I had a customer call me to inspect some work she had done. I said I’m just getting in the shower, then I’ll pop over. She’s local in my town, so it’s a quick trip. I just got out of the shower and threw on some gym shorts and a T-shirt, and headed over there.

She wanted me to look at a few things, and one of them was low down, so we both crouched to look at it together. We were there for probably five minutes, and she kept looking down at my crotch, which I thought was weird, but then my curiosity got me, and I looked at my own crotch. My gym shorts had ridden up and fully, and I mean 100% exposed my entire dick and balls, which is not much, but we’re taking them were literally on full view.

She was polite and didn’t mention anything directly. Still, she made a few comments about it being only a ‘little job’ and its ‘small work,’ and then we had one thing to look at outside.

After a minute or two, she said, “You must be really cold in those shorts.”

I stupidly said, “Nah, I’m alright, it’s not cold at all.”

I realised seconds after that this was an offhand reference to my tiny, shrivelled-up junk. When I’m soft, it literally rolls back into itself. I’m circumcised, but when flaccid, it looks like a tiny little button penis that’s not cut. My balls are also very tiny anyway, and I shave, so it probably looked absolutely pathetic to her.

Anyway, I did the work for her, and she never mentioned it directly. Still, when we texted to discuss parts of the job, she often used adjectives like ‘small’ or ‘tiny,’ etc. You get the drift. She 100% enjoyed doing it.

This reader doesn’t measure up in the changerooms…

This happened to me recently. I entered the swimming pool changing room to change. There were a few rows of lockers that were all full. I found one row that was the least crowded. A boy was changing with his dad in the row. I went next to them and threw down my shorts. I was probably the tallest in the changing room at 6 feet 2 inches tall and 245 pounds of muscle.

I looked big, swollen up and intimidating. I dwarfed the boy and his dad, and as soon as I approached, the dad cowered and faced away from me. I started to get undressed in front of them. I was down to my white tights and facing the boy and his dad as I got changed across the bench from them.

I bent down and peeled my tights off my big, thick, muscular thighs and revealed my delicate, little, hairless brown penis to them. My penis is soft, 0.75 inches of just shriveled foreskin, as my head is only 0.25 inches with no shaft, and as thick as my little finger. My balls are usually inside me, leaving behind a wrinkled, shriveled sack.

The boy stared right at my penis for a while, completely stunned, then looked up at his dad, poked him to get his attention, and said, “Dad, I’m so much bigger than him.”

To that, his dad looked backward and down at my tiny little penis and smirked with the biggest grin on his face. He then pushed and ushered his son to the door, and they both went towards the pool, leaving me butt naked and humiliated.

Another reader is made to put on a show for his neighbor…

As a result of a neighbor’s recent home remodeling, my girlfriend and I found ourselves with an almost totally private backyard. Only one little attic window in another neighbor’s house overlooks our backyard and pool. That neighbor is a retiree living alone, so it is hard to imagine he is climbing up in the attic to spy on us, right?

Unfortunately for me, my girlfriend took it as a challenge. She wants to get this neighbor’s attention, and she wants him to know how small my dick is. It started simply. I was required to be naked in the yard at all times unless we had guests. She was getting me comfortable with being naked outside. Next, she started commenting all the time on how small my dick was. Rather loudly, I thought.

She would always bring a bowl of ice water out with her. At the first sign of an erection, she would force me to dip my dick and balls into the ice-cold water and make them shrivel, followed by a spanking with a very loud slapper as a punishment for an unauthorized erection. Always making sure I was perfectly placed to be seen from the attic window.

One night, she came home from a girls’ night out and dragged me outside to the yard. She stripped naked and lay back on the chaise lounge. She ordered me to eat her pussy while she loudly described the big cock that had been fucking her in the restaurant parking lot that night. Out of the corner of my eye, I thought I saw that attic window open and a shadow moving behind it.

She told me to stick my little dick in her, so I eagerly mounted her and started humping her. She laughed and told me she couldn’t even feel it. She continued to mock my tiny dick until I dribbled a load in her pussy. As I was licking her clean, she loudly complained about my small dick and pathetic performance, and that she wished we had a neighbor with a big cock that could satisfy her whenever she needed it.

I didn’t think her plan was working, but when I was out walking this morning, I ran into the neighbor. I couldn’t look him in the eye, knowing he might have been overhearing my girlfriend’s comments and may have been watching me get humiliated in my yard. Maybe it was my imagination, but as we were chatting, he seemed to be smirking a lot, and he seemed to go out of his way to use the words ‘little’ and ‘small.’

Meanwhile, this reader gets off showing it in the locker rooms…

I was working out at the gym in India, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw a smaller guy working out on the bench, checking me out. I kept working out and saw that he was checking me out the whole time, following me wherever I was working out. I’m 6 feet 2 inches tall and 245 lbs of muscle. My biceps measure 21 inches, and my thighs measure 32 inches. The guy was about 5 feet 6 inches tall and weighed around 140 pounds, with a slender build.

He approached me on my last set on the Smith machine and told me that he liked my big biceps. He started to compliment my body and how he wishes to become like me someday. I started to flex in front of him, and he admired my size with thirst in his eyes and reached out and felt up my biceps. When he left, I did my last set and went to the water machine to get a drink. I saw the little guy get his stuff and go into the changing room.

I followed him into the changing room and saw that he was sitting on the bench, removing his shoes. I went past him to my locker and began changing. I know that he was watching me as he was still sitting on the bench. I decided to give him a show, even though I didn’t have to shower, I began getting ready for one. I took my shirt off, revealing my muscular back to him.

Then I took off my shoes and shorts, leaving only my white tights on and nothing else. I was standing barefoot on the cold tiled floor and semi-nude with this guy staring at my back and muscular thighs. I glanced backwards a bit to make sure he was still looking and then bent down and took off my tights. I had to work to peel them off my big, muscular thighs, and then I dropped them to my ankles and stepped out of them like a little boy.

I could see him staring at my huge, muscular thighs and body with his mouth open a bit. I still had my back towards him and flexed my back and glutes to give him a show. I looked down and saw the thing that made me a man, a delicate little hairless 0.75-inch penis shrivelled, pointing straight out of my groin. There was just foreskin as the head is only 0.25 inches big and as thick as my baby finger. My hairless balls, too, were inside me, leaving behind a tight, wrinkled sack.

I looked like a big baby with my delicate little small penis and shriveled ball sack, but big, swollen, meaty muscles and slightly chubby body. He couldn’t see my penis at all, but just my meaty thighs and back muscles. I was huge everywhere but my groin.

I took the towel out of the locker and, in one quick motion, turned to face him. I saw his eyes go right to my groin and just stare slack-jawed. He probably didn’t expect me to have the penis and sack of a toddler. He was stunned, just staring at my package. I walked passed him with my delicate little penis vibrating as I walked.

It was just foreskin and wouldn’t even wiggle, but instead just vibrated as I walked. As the guy was sitting, when I passed him, my penis was a foot away from his face, and he was getting the side view. I was sweaty and smelly, and my body was glistening with sweat, as if I had been oiled up. He looked shocked when he looked directly at my penis like he couldn’t believe his eyes.

I passed him and got into the stall, and my little penis got fully erect at 2 inches and as thick as my thumb right away. My little penis was throbbing and ready to explode if I just touched it. There was so much blood going to it that my pink head was now dark red.

I heard him whisper, “What the fuck was that?” and get his stuff and leave.

I turned the shower on, and as soon as the warm water hit my penis, I erupted all over the shower stall. As I washed my body, my penis was leaking the whole time.

While this reader gets his Grindr on…

We met at night and went for a walk, then headed to the beach. I knew he wanted to have sex or something. On the beach, he kissed me, then complimented my body, took off my shirt, and then went down with his hands inside my underwear. I see him giggle. I ask him, “Is it really that small?”

He didn’t answer, he just drove my hand inside his underwear, then, with a smirk on his face, said: “Let’s compare, the smallest sucks the bigger.”

I laughed, cos he was probably 9 inches and thick as a soda can.

This reader is outgunned at the urinal…

I needed to use the bathroom, so I went to the mall’s facilities. When I arrived at the bathrooms, all the stalls were taken, so I went to the urinals. I don’t like the urinals. I have to pull my pants and underwear down to my knees to pee because my penis is 0.75 inches soft and just points out. There isn’t enough to grab to pull it out of the jeans because it’s as thin and long as the top digit of my baby finger.

When I arrived at the urinals, a middle-aged, pudgy, and unkempt man was already there. He smelt really bad and looked homeless. There was no divider, so I was shoulder to shoulder with him. I had to go really bad, so I unzipped and pulled my jeans and tights down in one swift motion and just let my tiny little delicate hairless penis out.

My balls were inside me, leaving behind a shriveled little scrotal sack that was also hairless. There I stood towering over the homeless man at 6 feet 2 inches and 245 lbs with a tiny and thin little toddler penis. He stared right at my tiny little penis and chuckled loudly. He was already mid-pee and holding his cock.

When he saw mine, he tugged us all the way out at over 5 inches soft and as thick as a soda can. His pee hole was massive, and the dark yellow piss stream coming out of him was huge. When he was done peeing, he wiggled his penis to get the drops of pee out. He then wiggled it, pointed it towards me, and chuckled again, looking at me holding it with my thumb and index finger only. He then did up his zipper and left without washing his hands.

Another reader does a dare…

Recently, someone dared me to try exhibitionism as a punishment. I was nervous about doing this at home since I’ll see my neighbors every day. I took a trip to the city and was staying at a hotel when the thought occurred to me that I still needed to fulfill this dare.

The window in my room faces a street and another hotel. When I got the courage to do it, I stripped naked and opened the curtains with full confidence. The mistake I made was not checking beforehand if it was busy, and to my luck, it was.

About 40-50 people were passing by, and some saw my tiny lil boner standing proud for about 30 seconds. I saw across the building, two girls standing by their window, and they noticed me fully naked. It was far away, so I’m not sure if they could see something so small (my penis), but they did point and laugh before I quickly closed the curtains.

I did record from an angle where I exposed myself for the girl who gave me the dare. She just laughed, then said no one would be able to see my tiny acorn and very, very small berries from that far away. Not even a camera with great zoom would be able to see much 😭 I at least fulfilled my punishment, and she took enjoyment from my humiliation.

Meanwhile, this reader hangs out at a nude beach…

My girlfriend and I visited Fuerteventura in June. The beach we were near extended for miles and had various sections, including a nudist area. On the second to last day, I asked her if we could go to the beach because im feeling brave and want to get naked on the beach. She happily agreed and said, “Let’s go.”

To clarify, I am less than 1 inch when soft. Sometimes it completely disappears inside me, and I can’t even see it. So, we get to the beach, strip down to our swimsuits, and go into the sea. We decided to get naked while in the water and then walk out naked, which we did. We returned to our belongings, which were in a stone circle (offering some cover from the wind). My girlfriend lay down to sunbathe, and I stayed standing, enjoying the sea and the views.

A few people were walking past, glancing at me, but not bothered by my size at all. However, I saw two women walking along, possibly in their mid-to-late 20s, with two men walking about 20 feet behind them, presumably their boyfriends. I just stood there as they got closer, and I saw from the corner of my eye that one of them looked at me and nudged her friend with her arm; she looked at me too.

All of a sudden, they both burst out laughing as I turned to look at them. They both quickly looked away, still laughing. It was such a crazy feeling being naked on the beach, and then to have women laughing at how small I am. I mean, I’m not complaining because I like SPH.

While this reader has to walk home naked…

I was around 20 or 21 years old at the time this happened. I was visiting my family in a very small town about 40 minutes from the city. I loved going there because there was a river where you could swim just a 10-minute walk away.

That day, I decided to go swimming early, before everyone arrived and the space was filled. Since no one was there, I felt very comfortable and took the liberty of swimming naked.

I took off my swimsuit and hung it from a tree branch. After almost an hour of swimming naked, the first person started to arrive. At that point, I decided to go back for my swimsuit, but when I looked for it, it was nowhere to be found. It had fallen off the branch, and I hadn’t even noticed.

I was trapped naked in the cold water, with nothing else to wear because it was the only thing I had brought, not even a towel.

So I spent the whole day away from other people, naked, until night fell and the sun finally set. I was freezing, and that didn’t help my little friend’s situation. I’ve always had an extremely small penis.

At that age, it was less than 3 inches hard and less than a quarter of an inch soft, plus the cold water made things worse. When it finally got dark enough, I decided to make a run for it and did the walk of shame. It was the longest 10 minutes of my life, walking naked through town.

I’m sure many people saw me, but I honestly didn’t care. I just wanted to get home. When I finally arrived, the only person home was my cousin, who was F23. She didn’t say anything. She just started laughing out loud as she watched me walk by.

After that day, she always gave me the international small penis sign whenever she had the chance, along with all the people who saw me walking naked.

This reader made an embarrassing mistake…

My cousin and I (we were teenagers) were at a pool club (it’s a place where you pay to get in a pool), but before getting in the pool, you had to do a medical check-up on site. My cousin and I went to the locker room and got naked, put on towels, and walked to the infirmary. When we arrived, the doctor (a young and pretty girl) let us in and closed the door. When she closed the door, we took off our towels, revealing our little soft dicks (🥜). When she turned around, she couldn’t help but smile and said, while holding back her laughter, “The check-up is in underwear.”

Our faces were embarrassed 😨 seeing that we showed our tiny dicks to her unnecessarily. So she checked us quickly, and we were with our hands like this 🤲 covering our little dicks and balls.

Another reader got pantsed…

On holiday with my girlfriend and some friends the other year, my girlfriend and I got into the habit of pantsing each other in front of my friends. It started after one friend bet my girl 100 euros if she did it to me, she did, and this started a few days of back and forth where we’d pants one another in the villa we rented.

After a few days of getting one another back, we were in the kitchen about lunch time, and my girl had gone for a shower. I stood in the kitchen with my friends, just in swim shorts, when my girl decided to come up behind me without me realising, and she yanked them off in one swoop.

I’m not very big, but on occasion, I was tiny, maybe 1 inch soft on my pale, skinny body.

Everybody laughed as my penis was exposed, but for a change this time, somebody shouted, “Get his shorts!”

My girl picked them up and threw them to somebody and started a few minutes of me, covering myself with one hand, asking for them back, laughing, and secretly loving the exposure.

Laughter, red faces, gasps of, “Oh my,” filled the room as I gave up after a minute or two and stood nude with one hand over my penis in the kitchen.

One girl laughed and offered me a pair of bikini bottoms before my girl came back with a pair of shorts for me to put on. Honestly, the fact that my friends and their girlfriends all saw this, and my girlfriend instigated it, was one of the hottest moments of my life.

Meanwhile, this reader married a fine woman…

So when my wife (then girlfriend) first started doing sexual things about 6 months into our relationship, I asked her how she’d feel, making fun of my small dick, and she IMMEDIATELY jumped right into it.

I almost think she was holding back before then, and my question allowed her to speak her mind. I have posted numerous stories about her here, all of which are 100% true. She makes fun of me every single time we do anything sexual now, and even a lot of times when we aren’t doing anything. I am in no way complaining about this lol.

Just last night, she was jerking me off. She started talking about how she saw her ex-boyfriend hard a couple of times and how he looked fairly small, and she thinks that’s why they broke up, because he was nervous about his size. She then told me that if he could see what she had to deal with now, he’d take her back in a heartbeat and give her what she really deserves. As soon as she said that, I came everywhere.

I absolutely love it when she talks like that, and I think she knows the intensity of what she can say to make me cum basically on command, because I can tell she ramps it up. When she’s ready for me to cum she always says something like that that I can’t help but cum at the thought of it!

While this reader was frotting and he didn’t know it…

Firstly, my wife and I have set boundaries while sober. She’s really into CNC, free use, but also being a hotwife. We have safe words and have made it clear to each other that we can do absolutely anything at any time, even if one of us is very drunk, as long as we aren’t in pain or saying the safe word. This story is completely true and happened recently.

My wife was supposed to meet her ‘friend’ for the first time and officially make me a cuck. She had been talking online to some potential suitors, but this night was supposed to be the first time meeting one in person. Unfortunately, something came up and she ended up getting stood up.

Because she got stood up, she decided to go out drinking with a couple of friends, as I was out late. I knew this because I checked my phone before heading home at about 2 am, and the messages I’d received were incoherent. She was very clearly drunk.

Anyway, I eventually got home, and she was still drinking when I walked through the door. She was immediately very flirty, and on our way up to bed, she became clingy and began to take off her clothes. I started to finger her, play with her nipples. After about 10 minutes of this, I decided to have sex with her. She was very wet during the foreplay, and I’d been thinking about what would’ve happened if she’d met her potential bull earlier today, so I was very turned on.

I began having sex with her, slowly to begin with. Now, usually, she moans quite loud and is very vocal about how much she loves my dick. But this time, I started having sex with her, and she was silent. I decided I’d start being rough and put all my energy into thrusting from behind (we were doing this from doggy). She was still silent.

This went on for a couple of minutes until I said, “Are you okay, love? Are you enjoying this?”

To which she giggled and replied, “No, you’re too small for me to feel you.”

This made me even more horny, and I asked her, “What do you mean?”

She simply laughed again and said, “You’re too small, this is not sex, it’s glorified frotting.”

She then rolled over, laughed again, and fell asleep. Now I know my place, and since being sober, she’s admitted she wants to make me a cuck so she can finally try a ‘big one’ for the first time.

This reader gets fondled by a cop…

One night, my 11/10 absolute bombshell and I are hanging out. (Whole other story how I landed her number and got to hanging out with her) We’re driving around. All’s good, flirty, and fun. Then, it starts getting late, so I drop her off at her front door. As we’re sitting in my truck just talking and saying goodbye, finishing our smoke session, an unmarked, plain-clothed cop rolls by as I’m hanging out the window trying to fix a joint that was canoeing, and we lock eyes.

So I kick her out and nail it out of there. I’m just outside the city limits, where it’s different cops patrolling, not the city cops. But I’m only 5-10 minutes from the border of the two jurisdictions, so I’m driving all sorts of crazy and excessive trying to make the border. I get within one city block of being safe when the cop catches up and pulls me over.

Now I have a fair amount of stuff on me, plus a scale. I admit it, explaining to the cop why I have what I have is just to verify I’m not getting ripped off. Well, he pulls me out, pats me down, and as he comes up my leg, he gets in there real deep. Now I’m small and a normal warm day (1.5″ soft if I’m lucky) and 3-3.5″ hard, again on a good day. Keep in mind it’s winter, I’m in a tee shirt and shorts, and I’m nervous as all hell, so to say I’m turtling is an understatement.

My junk was so small it was basically a second inny belly button. As he reaches my balls, he cups them, fondles them a bit more than I felt needed, then grabs for my dick. He feels what I can only imagine felt like a balloon knot, and he keeps rubbing and playing with it while asking me, “What’s this?” as if he just found a secret stash spot of more stuff.

This forces me to tell him he’s currently kneeling on the side of a major roadway playing with my >1 inch dick.

At that point, he stands red-faced, takes all my weed, hands one baggie to a uniformed cop who came as backup, and takes off. Leaving me off the hook.

Looking back now, I’m 99% sure this chick set me up to have that cop drive by at that moment. But all is well that ends, I still tapped that bitch, all 3.5 inches (felt more like 4.5 that night). To give an idea of how incredibly attractive this woman was, her mother was a former Miss Universe from Hungary, and her father was a retired professional soccer player from Romania.

She never did say anything to me about my size, even though I outright asked her to make fun of it. And she also never admitted to setting me up that night. A wild true story from about 10 years ago.

*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech. Some of these stories have come from Reddit.