Our Readers SPH Experiences 329
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This reader tried to lose his virginity with a sex worker…
For context, I’m a typical brown beta guy, nerdy in all the ways you might imagine. I’m barely 4″ hard on a good day (Silver Member). After being a virgin for many years, I had one day finally decided to lose my virginity to a hooker. I looked up the local websites and contacted someone who I assume was a pimp, and he gave me the address at which to meet one of the girls who was available right away. It was a bit of a shady spot, but it was a cute young white girl with dirty brown hair and a gorgeous smile. She had an incredibly firm, toned body, and I could immediately feel all the blood rush to my tiny, underdeveloped penis.
She was already giggling a bit at my awkward, shy attitude around such a hot girl. She laid down some ground rules with one punch to my heart, “Sometimes I let some customers do kissing, but… I don’t think so,” and quickly moved on, almost professionally.
She told me to undress and get into bed, and undressed to her lingerie. I just stared, and she laughed and told me to take off my underpants too. Something like adrenaline took over, and I got over the nerves, pulled it down, and she immediately had to look away, cover her face, and stifle a laugh, but I could hear her and see her shoulders move. That was the moment the impotent prejac I am kicked in too, and all sense of masculinity left me. I couldn’t get hard for the life of me.
She asked me to put a condom on and said, “I guess there isn’t anything for me to suck, so you put it straight in if you can.”
I knew she’d only have regular condoms, so I’d brought my snug small ones, and she giggled and asked me what that was as I tried to put it on over my limp mini penis. I tried telling her it gets harder and to give me a moment. She said she didn’t want to waste so much time on me, so she made me get into bed and started gently touching my balls with one finger. Before I even realised I got a boner, and she laughed at how little it grew. She seemed shocked at such a tiny thing. I guess she was young, so she hadn’t seen as many sizes yet. Before I could put on the condom, she traced one finger along my cock, and I instantly came.
She couldn’t stop laughing for a hot minute, then said, “Sorry, maybe you need some practice before you try this again someday.”
I had already paid, and the amount was based on my orgasming once. I put on my pants and got out of there as quickly as I could. Her amusement at how pathetic I seemed and her laughter still rings in my ear to this day.
Another reader likes it when his girlfriend is mean…
The other day, my girlfriend and I were fucking doggy style, and the angle we were at, my dick could barely get into her pussy. So after a few tries and me finally repositioning myself, she says, “Well, if your dick were bigger, we wouldn’t have this problem.”
Well, she could tell I liked that and continued with belittling comments about my small size until I came inside her. She looked like she wanted me to clean her up, but eventually she just took a shower.
Today she just got home and saw me naked on the bed, and I asked if she wanted to give me a blowjob. She chuckled and said, “I don’t want to suck your little dick right now.”
Well, needless to say, here I am jerking off my silver member dick in the other room, dreaming about her getting a big cock one day.
Meanwhile, this gay reader hooks up and gets a ‘little’ surprise…
I am a short, androgynous looking Caucasian guy with a micropenis (Gold Member). The combination has always been a source of shame and embarrassment to me. I sometimes wonder if I have some kind of intersex condition. You might say that I am a natural beta-male, a logical gay. In any case, many men seem to like the way I look. My face and my big ass, especially, tend to get attention. My micropenis is a turn-off to some, but many seem to like it too.
As I am a total bottom, it’s not really a problem. Besides, a lot of guys get really confident when they see it, feeling huge next to it. That often gets them harder and more aggressive. My penis usually stays soft during sex at one single inch. Still, I do enjoy all of this, and if a guy teases me by mocking it, I really like that too. My tiny penis has been called all sorts of things by all sorts of men. Old, young, fat, skinny, Asian, Arab, Black… I was always the smallest. And I love the look of a big, thick dick next to my little one.
But recently, a really surprising thing happened. I met this very handsome, tall, muscular blond guy on Grindr. We didn’t share any dick pics and didn’t mention anything about sizes. He presented himself as bisexual, and I said I was a bottom. That was about it.
I arrived at his place, a kind of fancy apartment. He was even more good-looking in real life. His voice was dark and sexy, too. He asked me if I wanted a drink, and then he smiled, making me almost feel in love.
“I haven’t done this much before,” he said, as we drank our drinks.
I assumed because he was mostly with women, but only a short moment later, I realized that was probably not the main reason. In any case, we looked at his nice view, he put his hand on my back, and he felt like the perfect man.
Just a few minutes later, we started to get undressed, while also making out a bit. He was still in his underwear when he saw me naked. My androgynous body seemed to attract him, but my micropenis made him look a bit awkward. He pulled his underwear down, and I was so surprised.
His dick was as tiny as mine.
In fact, it was the same micro size. He saw that I was staring at it, and got totally red.
“I guess you thought I would be bigger,” he said. “I thought you would be bigger, too.”
“Yes,” I said. “I have never met another guy with a dick as small as mine before. You are really the first.”
He looked at me and smiled, embarrassed.
“So do you like being the small guy?” I continued.
“I don’t know,” he said. “It’s just what I expected…”
“Oh, I see,” I said. “I know what you mean. But at the same time… I can’t believe you are really this little. It’s so unexpected, big guy.”
As I was talking, his micro started to grow. From one inch to maybe three inches.
“You really like this,” I said. “Totally hard and still so small. Still the smallest dick I have ever been with. I don’t think I want to put that in my mouth; it would feel weird… But you can stroke it for me, if you want.”
He put two fingers on it and started stroking.
“That looks so funny,” I said. “So tiny next to your two fingers. Your big muscles also make it look extra small. It’s pathetic… So much smaller than all the men I have been with before…”
I told him about all the kinds of men I had been with and how much bigger they all were compared to him.
“I’m sure I would not even feel you if you fucked me. I bet you never satisfied anyone with that ridiculous little babydick.”
He kept on rubbing his tiny dick with his two fingers, going faster and faster. I noticed he looked at my moobs and turned 90 degrees, showing him my big ass.
“Oh, you are so fast and horny now, aren’t you? It doesn’t get any bigger, I see. But at least you are a bit bigger than me right now. Bigger than my tiny soft dick. But not much bigger. Not like all those other men. They were like 50 times bigger in volume, or even more. Not like you. Beating a micropenis is not that big of an achievement after all…”
As I said this, he shot his load. A few watery drops landing on top of my soft clit dick.
“Oh,” I said. “A small, little ending, too. How cute.”
While this gay reader tells us how he found his role in life…
So I’m bisexual. I still like women, I just don’t hook up with them. I have a 2.5in hard dick (Gold Member).
I only had one experience with a woman, and it was during college. It was an embarrassing experience. When she saw it, she involuntarily chuckled. She apologized, but it was too late. We tried sex, but it didn’t go too well. Shortly after she ghosted me, not even a rejection, just radio silence. I still saw her around campus, and I don’t know if she told her friends, but they always gave me a weird look as if they knew I had a small dick.
Fast forward a few years after I graduated. I was coming to terms that I might be bisexual. I fantasize about cocks a lot, medium to big. Eventually, I decided to hop on some gay apps (at this point, if had a few hookups with men before, but still very inexperienced).
Every time I send a dick pic, I would either get unmatched or attract some alpha type who assumed I was the bottom. I played along cause I was horny and wanted to hook up.
One of my first experiences and the one that made me embrace my role, I was hooking up with this guy. I was giving him head, and I asked him if he could give me some head too. He went down for two seconds, came back up, and said, “Your dick is too little, it’s not very fun to suck.”
I got so embarrassed I didn’t say anything, and I just continued to suck him off.
After that day, I started advertising myself on the apps as a cocksucker. I don’t really ask them to reciprocate; if they want to, I wouldn’t mind it, but no one ever does.
I don’t always hook up as I’m a shy person, but when I do get the itch to have sex, I, by default, go on a gay app and find a guy to suck off. I don’t even try with women anymore. Over time, I’ve learned to love hooking up with men. It’s less embarrassing, and some men love that I have a small dick, of course, some also ignore me because of it, but that’s okay.
I really love sucking cock. I bottomed a few times, but I usually just suck them off and that’s it. I think I’m more of a cocksucker than anything.
This female reader’s revenge plot backfired…
On holiday a couple of years ago with my boyfriend, he kept joking that he’d rip my bikini top off and show me off to his friends who were with us. I’m somewhat busty and a bit of a show-off, so not too fussed. One day, in the pool, he took my top off and exposed my breasts to everybody, which I loved. Anyway, I realised this was a perfect plot for revenge, so the next day I pantsed him in front of his friends.
He’s a skinny white guy, handsome, but his dick is not very big. I yanked his swim shorts down after he’d been in the cold pool, and his one-inch softie was exposed to everybody, including his friends and their girlfriends. To my shock, he didn’t cover up and embraced it, letting everybody else see him like this.
He let everybody look, and he walked around naked for 10 minutes, letting us all see his small dick and balls before putting his swim shorts back on. I was so embarrassed by it all, as my plan had backfired. He loved the laughter and humiliating comments from everybody.
Another reader tries a threesome with his girlfriend…
I have been dating my girlfriend for over 3 years now. I’m just 3.5 inches hard (Gold Member). My girlfriend and I were talking about doing a threeway a month back, and we asked my childhood best friend. I didn’t realize my best friend was eight inches until the night we tried it out. We had taken an edible before we did all of this. The second he pulled his pants down, my girlfriend and I both jaw-dropped. I looked over at her reaction, and it seemed like she was even more shocked than I was.
She then looks over at me and gives me a ‘whoa’ expression. I didn’t want to pull my pants down, but I knew I had to. I pulled my pants down, and I could see my friend looking me in the eyes and smirk. It was so awkward. Then my girlfriend started stroking both of us, and her hand kept slipping off my dick.
She said, “I didn’t think it would be hard to like stroke you both, because I keep slip—”
She cuts herself off because she knew she was about to admit openly that I was small. The weed was making us so fucking horny, and when it was time to put it in. I thought it would be fun to try something. I went first and put my dick in all the way in her, then I pulled out and had my friend go in right after. Her reaction to having my friend slowly go into her will forever be burned into my memory.
She gripped the bed sheets and moaned so loudly. Fuck, I nearly cum seeing her like that. My friend starts pounding her, and she’s fucking loving it. I wish my penetration were able to do this for her. I have to really work on it with other stuff, but it was so easy for my friend. After the session was over, she told me that it was the best sex of her life. Mind you, I was her only partner before that night.
Meanwhile, this reader meets an old high school crush unusually…
I’ve been overdue for a physical and had noticed via Facebook that a woman I’ll call Julie, whom I went to high school with, had started about a year ago as an assistant to a female GP in town. I purposely made an appointment for the physical on a day I knew wasn’t one of her days off. We hadn’t seen each other since graduation and were merely acquaintances and not friends.
The appointment day comes, and Julie checks me in. We have a brief, basic conversation, as you normally do when you haven’t seen someone in so long, and then she gets my height and weight, and takes me into the room. She takes my blood pressure, goes over the basic questions I answered, and then asks if I’m comfortable having a chaperone for the visit.
I said yes, and Julie indicated that she would be the chaperone. She then pointed to the gown, told me to undress, put it on like a robe with the open side in the front, and use the strings to tie it closed, and the doctor would be with us shortly, then left.
The doctor and Julie came in, and I had a brief intro, and the exam started. Basic stuff, stethoscope to the back and front, reflexes, ears, etc. Julie was standing a few steps back and taking notes. I was lying down, and she opened the gown slightly for the chest breathing, then had me stand and approach for the hernia exam. I did so, and the doctor asked me to undo and open the gown and hold it back. I did.
Once it had been open for a second, I made eye contact briefly with Julie, who quickly darted her eyes away. My penis had retracted almost completely to an inny. The doctor, explaining the procedure, said she’d gently retract my foreskin to examine the glans.
I said, “I’m actually circumcised, just a bit cold,” which got a chuckle from both ladies.
The doctor inspected my little guy for a few seconds, which at least got it out of hiding, and then did a hernia exam and told me I could cover back up.
I had a vaccine due, so that they would give it to me, and then I could check out.
The Doctor left, and Julie came back in with the shot, and I made sure that my gown was still loose enough to expose myself to her while I was sitting. Julie explained the shot, administered, and then we talked for maybe a minute or two with the general ‘good to see you’ kind of conversation.
Everything was professional and appropriate, but I still get a kick out of thinking of her having a solid minute or so to get a good look at my tiny penis. I like a Facebook status update of hers and have to think that when she sees it, she chuckles a bit. It was a dream come true to meet this woman whom I once had a crush on in high school.
While this reader had a happy ending…
A few years ago, I visited an Asian spa for a massage. A very sexy lady met me at the door. She led me to a room and asked me to undress, lie face down on the table, and cover up with a towel. She came back a few minutes later and started the massage. She started with my upper back, and the massage seemed pretty standard. As she got to my lower body, that’s when things started to change. She worked intensely on my thighs. Asked me to spread my legs a little and started working my inner thighs, and started really getting in there and“accidentally brushed against my nutsack many times. My dick started getting hard.
She asked me to roll over. She looked at the towel and saw my semi and someone having a good time. Started with my lower body, and again concentrated on my thighs, hand slipping under the towel, brushing dick and balls. She came around my head and started rubbing my chest. Her hands started at my upper chest and slowly moved her hands down, bending down while she moved so her ample breasts were in my face.
When she was done with my upper body, she came around to the side of the table and asked if I was interested in extras. I said yes, we worked out a price. I hopped off the table, holding the towel to my fully erect dick. I paid, she left, I lay back at the table. When she came back, she removed the towel and looked at my dick, 4” fully erect (silver member).
She let out a small giggle, then covered her mouth. As she was fondling my dick, there was a knock on the door. She said something in Korean, and the door opened. Another hot woman was there. They speak for a few seconds. The woman at the door looks right at the erect dick, says something to my masseuse and laughs hysterically, and leaves.
The masseuse oils me up and starts stroking, but her hand keeps slipping off. She says, “Sorry, last one, I used two hands. You, I can only use two fingers.”
I came shortly after that, and she cleans me up. I get up and dress. She walks me to the door, gives me a quick hug, and says, “You come back soon, little guy.”
This reader thought he’d help a friend and regretted it…
We all went out and were drinking a lot. Got to a very popular bar in the city where my mates had arranged for the stag to have a stripper. Everything was going well until the stripper got there and pulled my mate up on stage in front of a packed bar full of guys and girls. He froze and was having a panic attack or something, so to save the day, I got up on stage and took his place.
I’m not a confident guy, but I was drunk and thought she would just take my shirt off and sit me in a chair and grind on me for a bit or something. She took my shirt off, which I expected, then she was dancing about and undid my belt. No problem. Then she went behind me.
I thought she would just dance around and grind on me a bit. But she just yanked my jeans down from behind. I was wearing kinda loose boxer shorts at the time, and they just went straight down with the jeans.
I was totally exposed, and my little one-inch soft dick was totally on show for everyone in the packed-out bar. As soon as the stripper realised what had happened, she got in front of me to try and stop the embarrassment.
She pulled my boxer shorts back up and said, “I’m so sorry, awwww, poor baby.”
She was laughing, but it was obvious she felt bad for me. Everyone in the bar was cheering and laughing, so I just pretended it didn’t bother me. But it did.

*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech. Some of these stories have come from Reddit.


