This reader has some fun with a house guest…

OK, so my husband (31m) and I (30m) have a bottle opener that’s made from a replica of my hard dick (a 3-inch choad).

So last night he had this friend over who we will call R (25m). R is younger, cocky, and doesnt have much of a filter. At one point I’m getting myself a beer while cooking dinner and R comes over and picks up our bottle opener that’s made from a replica of my dick. R immediately goes:

R: Oh my god, hahahahah, it’s so small, haha.

Me: Oh yeah, haha, it’s cute, right? Hubby got it on a cruise.

R: (holds opener to his crotch) Oh my God, this would suckkkkk, hahaha.

Me: Hey, people can’t help how they’re born, haha.

R: (Pretends to stroke the thing) What could you even do with this???

Me: (blushing like crazy and not making eye contact) Yeah, haha….”

R: You’d just have to be a bottom, right? If you had a dick this tiny.

At this point, my husband interrupted with a question, and I happily took the opportunity. It didn’t get brought up again.

I don’t think R knows my size, but that kind of made it all the more fun.

Another reader enjoys a massage…

Totally true story. I went (been back since) to get a body rub from and older British lady probably 60, blonde with big tits and ass, and a little overweight. I could tell she was probably hot stuff back in the day. The massage was going well. I was nude, face down, she was doing her thing, very chatty. I turned over, and my little mushroom cap dicklette and tiny balls were revealed to her, looking pathetic. She proceeded to tell a story about how one of her regulars was an older gentleman with the biggest, meatiest (her word) cock she’s ever seen. “He’s the biggest of my regulars,” she boasted. Then she says, “You’re by far the smallest.”

I then opened my eyes, and she had a smirk on her face. Long story short, she jacked me off and when I came, said, “Good boy. You shot a lot out of those baby balls.”

I almost died, she was smiling that smirk the whole time. I go regularly, she calls me her ‘babydick regular.’

Meanwhile, this reader was exposed during a doctor’s exam…

So I’m getting ready for a pre-op appointment for an upcoming procedure, and I thought I should bring along my mother because she will be bringing me back after, so I thought it would be helpful. I have a small penis so I am usually clean shaven (bald like a toddler) down there but recently I have been experimenting with anal play so I was smooth all over except for my arms. This shouldn’t be an issue unless I have to do a whole bunch of swabs.

Now, in the room with my doctor and mother, I am told I need to swab some intimate areas. I think OK, she will take me to a specific room and I will do it in there. Then it dawns on me that because of my injury, I can’t reach to do the swabs, oh well, I guess the doctor will help. Except apparently a patient is being aggressive in the waiting room, so I have to stay in the office and do it. Except one more thing, I look around and the room has not got no curtains. It dawns on me that now I’m about to have my ass dick and balls swabbed by a doctor in front of my mother.

The doctor tells me that it is no worries, that she has seen them all, and not to be embarrassed. I guess she was trying to ease my nerves, but it did not help. I then turned to my mother to see how she was reacting, and she was giggling at the comment. She asks the doctor if she needs to leave, and the doctor says, “Oh, it’s fine. It’s nothing you haven’t seen before.”

Both start laughing as my junk shrivels up. I pop my trousers down, and my mother laughs at the sight and jokes, “It looks the same as the first time I saw it.”

I’m mortified now I have to turn and bend over showing my bare loose ass to my laughing mother and doctor. Overall, AWFUL in the moment, but looking back, it was something I will always remember.

While this reader rues the one that got away…

So, there was this girl I met on the metro. We smiled at each other, we left at the same station, and went the same way, because we lived near each other. She was this big delicious boobs, Rockabilly girl from the early 2010’s. Red lips, black hair, beautiful figure. There was something that kept us from becoming intimate, and I have never been able to put the finger on it. We even spent a night in the same bed cuddling, my dick rock hard, but she didn’t engage in anything further.

One day, she randomly mentioned, that she enjoyed big cocks a lot. It felt like she was asking me to take out mine and show her. I brushed it off, and naturally didn’t take out my tiny dicklet: 1.5″ soft and 4.5″ hard (Bronze) didn’t seem to fit the criteria at all.

Funny enough, years later, I asked her about it, and she claimed she never said that. Well, one thing I do know for a fact was she did say that, she knows I’m not huge, and the man she eventually married has a huge cock.

This reader is caught during a finger job…

When I first started dating my girlfriend Taylor, I would often go to her place for a night or the weekend. She lived with her two best friends, Maya and Isabel. One night, Taylor and I were there with Maya and Isabel in the living room and Taylor texted me saying she wanted my dick in her hand now. So we went to her room and she started giving me a handjob. I’m about 4 to 4.5 inches hard (Silver), so she can’t really use her whole hand. It was more of a two-finger situation.

But she kept going and was making SPH comments during it and all of a sudden her door opened and Maya walked in to ask if we wanted to go out that night and Taylor had my dick in her two fingers. Maya made eye contact and started cracking up as she covered her view of it with her hand and closed the door. Taylor finished me off, using that moment as inspiration. When we came back out, Maya and Isabel were both giggling at each other, and they laughed even more when they saw me. I keep getting comments about it to this day.

Another reader was exposed to some chemicals…

I work as an EMT and have worked in the same city for the last 5 years or so. When I was a brand new EMT, like second or third week on the truck, I ended up getting exposed to some hazardous chemicals, and as part of the emergency decontamination process I ended up getting hosed down in the street by the fire department before being ordered to strip and wear just a towel until they could figure out what to do with me. After sitting on the sidewalk in nothing but a towel with my absolutely gorgeous partner, we were ultimately transported to the hospital, where we had to take decontamination showers.

The decon shower is a tiny stall with two doors, one into the hospital and the other opening directly into the ambulance bay outside. Waiting for us were four nurses in full decon suits, including visors. I couldn’t recognize any of them through the suits, but I knew they were all women cause of their voices. I was made to shower in front of all 4 of them, with them giving commands telling me how long to scrub each body part, including my tiny dick. Then, to make matters even more embarrassing, I mistakenly grabbed my contaminated towel to dry myself off. I had to take a second shower under their gaze before I was considered ‘clean of any contamination.’

I never learned what nurses saw me shower, but I know nurses talk. I’m sure by the time I went home that night every single nurse knew I have a tiny cock, and considering I still work in the city. Most of the nurses from 5 years ago are still there, every single day I’m likely reporting to a nurse who either saw my tiny cock, or was told about my tiny dick.

Meanwhile, this reader also gets a handy J…

So, I was sitting at a casino bar at about two in the morning. This woman, wearing jeans and a sweater, came and sat next to me. We chatted for a bit, and I thought I was making some progress with her. Then she leaned in and whispered in my ear, “Hey, big guy. Let’s go to your car, and I’ll give you a BJ for a price.”

It was reasonable. She said it was late and wanted to make a little more before she headed home. On my way to my car, she kept calling me ‘big guy’ and telling me how much fun I was going to have. We got in the car, and she started undoing my buckle and helping me get my pants down.

Then she says, “There you go, big guy. You’re free now. Oh! Seems I’ve overestimated. Now that’s not a big guy, actually that’s the littlest guy I’ve ever seen on a grown man.”

I said, “It’s not that small!”

She said, “Oh, honey, it is, but it’s cute.”

I know, those crushing words. But I think I actually got harder. Then she starts stroking me with two fingers and her thumb. She was good at rubbing the tip and stroking in a way that felt really good.

Then she says, “I’ve got some condoms, but I don’t think I’m gonna even try one on you. Your dick is too small for condoms,” and then she starts stroking me faster.

She then says, “This tiny dick is not gonna last much longer,” and sure enough that pushed me over the edge.

She reached for the tissue box I had in the back seat and cleaned me up.

She then said, “That was fun, little guy. Good night!”

She took my money, got out of the car, and walked away. I liked her little taunting, and she knew it. All in all, it was a good experience.

While this reader is burned by his hot sister…

A couple years ago My perfect big boobed sister had a bunch of her friends over for her birthday. I say perfect because she always had a good, easy life. Born pretty, smart, a genetic lottery according to some people. They started drinking and hanging out in the backyard. I was shooting hoops and overheard them talking. My sister goes on to say something loud. “Anything below five inches is babydick,” and they erupt laughing.

One of her friends said, “What about four inches and below?”

My sister says, and I quote, “I didn’t even know dicks could get that small. That’s practically dickless. It’s like putting a pinky in!”

This crushed me, and this moment has been burned into my memory. According to online and my doctor I have a micropenis (Gold Member). I haven’t told anyone. I think the only people who know are my mom and dad. Still to this day, I’m 26 and still a virgin. I’m struggling with confidence.

This reader was caught in the nude…

I’m 38, and my girlfriend is 36. Last week, I stayed at her family’s home to celebrate her Mom’s Birthday. Her whole family was there, including her brother’s wife and daughters. Her brother is the same age as me; his oldest daughter is 20. I went for a shower early in the morning, and as I was getting out, still completely naked, my girlfriend’s 20-year-old niece burst through the door.

She looked shocked at first then looked straight at my little dick and made a noise like, “Ahhh-Ohhhh.” Then she said, “I need to pee, get out,” and laughed.

I left and shut the door, and could hear her laughing as she started to pee. A bit later at breakfast, her Grandmother asked me if I’d like a coffee and I said, “Yeah, just a little one, please.”

Then the niece said, “Oh yes, you do have a little one,” and gave the little finger small penis sign.

Everyone laughed, so I guess she told them all. My girlfriend was pissed at me. I think because she thought either I was flashing her niece (which I wasn’t) or now all her family knew she was with a guy with a little dick (silver).

Another reader enjoyed the communal showers of his dorm…

Back in my freshman year of college, I lived in a co-ed dorm with a bunch of people—16 guys, 14 girls. The guys’ bathroom had these communal showers, no stalls, just an open room with showerheads. I’d never been naked around other boys before, so the idea of showering there freaked me out. I didn’t know how I stacked up, you know? I just assumed I was average.

First time I walked in, towel around my waist, five guys were already showering, joking around, not a care in the world. And they were all way bigger than me. Like, soft, they were hanging down, and I’m just poking out, barely there. It hit me hard. I was so embarrassed that I didn’t even shower. I just mumbled about forgetting my shampoo and went back to my room and cried. That moment messed with my head. I felt small, not just down there but everywhere.

The next day, I measured myself to see if I was crazy. Soft: 1.25 inches. Hard: 3.875 inches. I googled average sizes and found that the average is 3.5 soft and 5.75 hard. My stomach sank. I was so far below average that it crushed me. I have always naturally been a submissive personality, a people pleaser, and a follower, but this realization made me feel more insecure and submissive than ever. My confidence tanked, but that humiliation also started shaping me into the beta I am now.

At first, I avoided the showers when others were there. I would shower really early or really late. But as the year went on, something weird happened. I started wanting to shower when others were there. I’d feel this rush, this mix of dread and excitement, knowing they’d see how small I am, judge me, and see me as inferior. It was humiliating, and I’d hate myself after, regretting every second as I walked back to my room. But I kept doing it, chasing that painful thrill. I couldn’t stop.

Meanwhile, this reader also had fun with a replica dick…

We are a Gay couple who are in our 40s. My husband has a very tiny penis and loves reactions for being tiny. We bought a kit to clone his package on Amazon, and it worked great. We had to cut it to a third of its size to fit. I was teasing him, and it helped keep it stiff. We left it out when we had a party. No one knew it was a real clone. They were laughing and making tons of jokes. He was horny the whole time.

While this reader is having a shower in the locker room with a friend…

I remember the first time I was naked in front of some male friends after I started shaving all my pubes completely. I was about 20 at the time, pretty skinny but also fit. My penis was never huge, definitely a grower and not a show-er. My balls weren’t very big either.

I was with a friend, the same age; we had gone swimming at the gym. He had gotten there first, and I met him at the pool, so we didn’t get changed together. Afterward, we went to the locker room together. We both decided to shower and then hang out at my house after. We walked into the shower with our suits on, still. It was a community open shower room with heads around the room. We chose shower heads across from each other. I turned mine on, started running the water, and turned with my back to my friend.

I peeled off my swimsuit, feeling a little nervous and self-conscious, and proceeded to start washing myself. Eventually, I started soaping up and needed to turn around to get my back washed off. Coincidentally, right when I turned around, so did my friend. My eyes were closed, but apparently, my friend’s eyes were open. All of a sudden, I heard him shout, “Damn, dude! Why are you completely bald down there?”

By reflex, I open my eyes, and I see my friend’s fully naked body under the shower head. My friend is shorter than I and stockier. He’s got some muscle and is pretty fit. I glance at his crotch and he’s got a huge thick bush with a four inch uncircumcised soft cock dangling there. I also notice he’s got lower hanging balls than I.

I look down at my two inch cut flaccid dick and look back at him. I said, “I prefer my junk shaved.”

He replied, “Huh, kind of a weird European thing, isn’t it? But I guess it makes sense for someone on the swim team.”

This is the first time I really ever compared my dick to a friend’s. I came up pretty short.

This reader was also exposed…

I’m 25, it was the day when my brother (18) broke his arm, and I was helping him before taking a bath myself. Even though my brother and I are always not on good terms, I had to help him. I took him to the bathroom and undressed him (he had also hit his back, but not serious). He sat on the chair I had brought to the bathroom, and I started bathing him. In between the bath I realised even though my brother is seven years younger than me his cock was double my size, like eight inches soft. Mine reaches four inches when hard (Silver Member).

Suddenly, my cousin, who is two years older than my brother, opened the door, and I forgot to close it because I thought we were alone. But she had come to visit my brother. She was shocked to see my brother’s cock and stared at it for some time. For fun I raised him and showed her his cock more clearly, she was stunned. She immediately closed her eyes with her hand.

My brother didn’t let this slide; he grabbed my towel and snatched it. She was too stunned to speak. The same girl who felt shy seeing my brother’s cock laughed at my two-inch softy. My brother was also laughing and said, “Is that it?”

My cousin looked at both our dicks simultaneously and gestured the small penis sign to me. I immediately pushed her out and closed the door. I have never felt that ashamed in my life.

Another reader doesn’t let his smallness get in the way of a good time…

Quick confession/story. Over our 10 year relationship we had twice DP’d her pussy with my cock and a dildo she enjoyed it once but the next it was a little too much. A couple days ago, she was so turned on and I was fucking her with our dildo (6.5” long and 5.75” around). My dick (Bronze: almost 5” long and nearly 4.5” around in some places) was rubbing her clit when I let the head come down on the dildo and I slowly slid it in her pussy.

I laid on top and reached around her leg to keep fucking her with the dildo. She moaned so loud and asked if my cock was in her pussy too. I said yes, and she tensed right up and said it felt so good. With the pressure and tightness, I came in seconds, but it felt so amazing. We reset and I fucked her with a cock sleeve after.

Best part, she asked for it again last night. Slid my cock in with the dildo and was able to fuck her for a little longer, maybe 20 seconds but was fucking amazing. She has mentioned numerous times how good it feels.

Meanwhile, this reader is outdone thanks to the skill of a surgeon…

A few days ago, I was at the gym with one of my friends who’d transitioned a while back. I hadn’t seen him in a while but I knew he’d had a metoidioplasty, which is basically a surgery where they use the existing genitals to craft a little penis. Anyways as he was changing he showed me his new dick, I guess he was excited to show it off. I must have looked surprised cause he quickly got defensive and launched into an explanation about how there’s only so much tissue to work with so most guys who have this surgery end up with pretty small dicks. He was probably two inches and maybe as thick as a D battery. Not huge, definitely on the small side for sure.

The thing is, I wasn’t looking at it in shock because it was small. I was actually shocked because his surgically-created dick was noticeably longer and thicker than my own. My dick is really small when it’s soft, it’s about 1.5 inches long and since I’m uncut all my foreskin bunches up at the tip and makes it look even smaller. If he were a D battery in girth, I was closer to an AA, maybe somewhere in between, but either way, I was a fair bit skinnier than my friend. I didn’t say anything but I was embarrassed to realize that my friend’s surgically-created penis was more impressive in both length and girth than my natural one. I mumbled something about it looking good and quickly turned away to finish changing.

*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech.